Alty wasn't here to continue it so here it is.

Continue your chit chat you chit chatters...

Hmm, seems a little premature there Muddy ;)

I know it's Monday so eyes still haven't got to full working order yet :p

Hmm, seems a little premature there Muddy ;)

I know it's monday so eyes still haven't got to full working order yet :p

Oh sh!t hahaha... it stops at 1500 not 1150.

Sorry. F me.

Oh sh!t hahaha... it stops at 1500 not 1150.

Sorry. F me.

We'll keep you in mind. 400 posts should take until about noon.

Past noon, it's midnight, but only 80 posts left, so close. Tomorrow should finish it off. ;)

Sometimes people forget that lovely little thing called other people's feelings. Seems it gets in the way of their own agenda.

Sometimes people forget that lovely little thing called other people's feelings. Seems it gets in the way of their own agenda.

I didn't mean to...

It's not you Cats. I promise.

I is just a sad puppy today.

It's not you Cats. I promise.

I is just a sad puppy today.

Stereotype bashing help?

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Roflmbo!!

You got a smile out of me Cats. That's a feat in and of itself today.

roflmbo!!!

You got a smile out of me Cats. That's a feat in and of itself today.

Just keepin' up my certification credits.

You just got enough for the year. Where do I send the certificates?

You just got enough for the year. Where do I send the certificates?

Oh, this'll do. I can print 'em out.

What's up J? Vent to us, that's why we're here. :)

Do I need to go mean bunny on someone?

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What's up J? Vent to us, that's why we're here. :)

Do I need to go mean bunny on someone?

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That bunny looks scary.

That bunny looks scary.

Someone just tweaked her tail, that's why she's mad.

Actually, someone broke her stove. ;)

Sorry, had to go there. Figured out R didn't do it. Now I'm back to the kids and realized that I wasn't specific enough.

I asked if they had dropped something on it, which they hadn't. I never asked if they stood on it to get to the cabinet where we keep the treats. :rolleyes:

What's up J? Vent to us, that's why we're here. :)

Do I need to go mean bunny on someone?

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It's just been a bad 2 days that's all. I feel over worked and under appreciated.

Not enough money... blah blah blah

If His Highness would get out of bed and go to work once in a while we wouldn't have to worry about how much money is in the bank!

I never asked if they stood on it to get to the cabinet where we keep the treats. :rolleyes:

Rut ROW!!

Time to move the snacks?

J, I have a solution. You and I move in together, I'll take care of the kids, cook, clean, sell my tables on the side, you go to work, come home, eat a hot meal, sit and relax.

In the meantime, R and your hubby can live together, watch the house fall apart, be condemned, sleep all day, go out for dinner every night, and every second weekend, see the kids.

Ya, I'm a bit bitter today too. ;)

J, I have a solution. You and I move in together, I'll take care of the kids, cook, clean, sell my tables on the side, you go to work, come home, eat a hot meal, sit and relax.

In the meantime, R and your hubby can live together, watch the house fall apart, be condemned, sleep all day, go out for dinner every night, and every second weekend, see the kids.

Ya, I'm a bit bitter today too. ;)

You have no idea how tempting that is Alty! Really you don't.

Rut ROW!!!

time to move the snacks?

That's the really sad part. We already had moved the snacks. We just didn't tell the kids.

We put the snacks there to hide them. They found the hiding spot, so yesterday R moved them somewhere else, but Syd didn't know that. Now my brand new stove is kaput. :(

I'm choked. It's only 5 months old! :(

You have no idea how tempting that is Alty! Really you don't.

Should I make it even more tempting?

I'm a great cook.

One scary thought. Do you realize how many kids and pets we'd have if we combined households? :eek:

Oh, man, I'd be so upset! I don't even know what I would do for discipline in that situation.

One scary thought. Do you realize how many kids and pets we'd have if we combined households? :eek:

That would actually make it easier. They would all keep each other company and there would be tons of chores done.

As for the pets... well it comes with the territory. ;)

That would actually make it easier. They would all keep each other company and there would be tons of chores done.

As for the pets...well it comes with the territory. ;)

If we pooled our resources we could put a down payment on Okracoke Island and build AMHD Central.

Oh, man, I'd be so upset! I don't even know what I would do for discipline in that situation.

I'm kind of over the discipline part.

I know she didn't break it on purpose. It's too late to rewind, the stove top is busted, now I have to fix it.

She feels horrible about it, absolutely horrible. I don't have the heart to make her feel worse. Heck, she even got her piggybank and gave me all her money to help pay to fix it. $10 isn't going to cut it, but to her that's a lot of money. I took it, because I'm hoping that will teach her that breaking things means replacing things and that means paying for it.

She's promised never to go for the snacks without asking, and never to stand on the stove again.

I really don't know what else I could do or say to make her realize what she did. I think she gets it. She saw how upset I was yesterday when I noticed it. She really didn't think that standing on it had broken it, and like I said, I didn't ask that, I asked if someone had dropped something.

Kids! :rolleyes:

If we pooled our resources we could put a down payment on Okracoke Island and build AMHD Central.

I like this plan!

Can we have Cabana boys? :D

Awww, you are a wonderful mom! Sounds like Rae... she punishes herself, there's nothing more you can do.

If we pooled our resources we could put a down payment on Okracoke Island and build AMHD Central.
Can I sleep as much as I want?

Someone just tweaked her tail, that's why she's mad.

Actually, someone broke her stove. ;)

Sorry, had to go there. Figured out R didn't do it. Now I'm back to the kids and realized that I wasn't specific enough.

I asked if they had dropped something on it, which they hadn't. I never asked if they stood on it to get to the cabinet where we keep the treats. :rolleyes:

Did you ask hubby if he stood on the cooker to get to the treats? he might be using the same loophole :)

I like this plan!

Can we have Cabana boys? :D

Me, but you got to share.

Edit: until you get sneezy back.

did you ask hubby if he stood on the cooker to get to the treats?, he might be using the same loophole :)

LOL! No, I know for a fact it wasn't him. The man doesn't have a sweet tooth at all. Besides, he doesn't need to stand on anything to reach. He's tall enough. :)

Me, but ya gotta share.

Edit: until you get sneezy back.

Mr. Sneezy is on 3 month break, working his little tail off at his store in NY. He's taking July off to study for next term which start in August.

Poor kid really has a lot on his plate. Also, he has a girlfriend now.

Darn boy toys, they're only loyal until they find a 20 something. ;)

I want to throw a brick at something!

I wanna throw a brick at something!!

::ducking::

;)

Not you Alty dear!

Sounds like you need to buy a punching bad J, let out some frustration!
What up?

LOL! No, I know for a fact it wasn't him. The man doesn't have a sweet tooth at all. Besides, he doesn't need to stand on anything to reach. He's tall enough. :)

Are you sure that's not what he wants you to think, raid the treats and blame the kids :D




Oh J throw it my way, I'm not very good at catching and I'm a big enough target, you can't miss :)

(sorry about the double post, house mate is torrenting a load of stuff and the internet speed has dropped right down :( )

are you sure thats not what he wants you to think, raid the treats and blame the kids :D




oh J throw it my way, im not very good at catching andim a big enough target, you can't miss :)

Na, he doesn't like treats. He's got no sweet tooth, only likes salty and sour stuff. The stuff in the cabinet above the stove was all sweets.

Bear bum, bricks hurt. Wouldn't you rather have a snowball thrown at you? ;)

Bear honey, I don't want to hit you!

Sounds like you need to buy a punching bad J, let out some frustration!
What up?

That's what husbands are for. :p

That's what YOUR husband is for :p

Mine's for cooking, can't beat him up too bad or I don't get fed :p

That's what husbands are for. :p

If mine weren't so jello-y I might.

I'm just sick and tired of life right now, and very Synnical!

Alty J throw anything you want at me if it makes you feel better :)

Alty J throw anything you want at me if it makes you feel better :)

Awww, thank you hun, but I don't think there's much that's going to make me feel better right now. I'm deep in a slump.

Go hug one of your puppies, that always cheers me up :)

I went to a Disco last weekend and they played the Twist... so I twisted.



Then they played the Jump... so I jumped.



Then the played Come on Eileen... and they kicked me out :eek:

I went to a Disco last weekend and they played the Twist..........so i twisted.

Then they played the Jump.............so i jumped.

Then the played Come on Eileen ............ and they kicked me out :eek:
I soooo needed that!!

Sad times J :(

Night all, calling it a day


Lmao M

i soooo needed that!!!

:) ;)

Night bear!

Thanks M... I actually laughed today!

Woohoo!

I'm here peoples... :)

Hey Blacky!

Thanks M....I actually laughed today!

Pleasure J , anytime you know that :)




Night all who are off to zzzz land.

Hey Blacky!!

Hey J... how are you? Is the bunny doing well?

Sweet dreams M!

I'm okay Blacky... kinda

How are you?

Sweet dreams M!!

I'm okay Blacky...kinda

How are you?

Haha... I didn't think M was going to bed... since its 10am here in Sydney... Lol!

What the happy happs J... anything you want to talk about?

I'm fine... well, as fine as I can be at work... ;)

To make J smile.

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OMG, that is hilarious!

I'm actually listening to "fly Away" by John Denver... OMG... I think I need an intervention! :eek:

Hehehe...

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/9/interventioncat128601189841129345.jpg

I'm actually listening to "fly Away" by John Denver......OMG...I think I need an intervention! :eek:

You'll be okay unless you start believing you're a country boy.;)

Because of J's love of firearms. :)

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I sometimes wonder what criteria goes into choosing a board for a question to placed on. Does the word pregnancy take precedent over the word dachshund?

If so, it might explain why a possibly pregnant dog ended up on the Pregnancy and New Parenthood board.:rolleyes:

Yikes Cat.

RIP it. :)

Yikes Cat.

RIP it. :)

I did while laughing my tail off.:D

I did while laughing my tail off.:D

It is pretty funny.

I wonder why she passed up the dog forum. What are you thinking when you post about your dog and you choose the pregnancy and new parenthood forum?

Would have thought that was a no brainer. Guess not. ;)

The dog was pregnant, and you reported and I got to move it

Because of J's love of firearms. :)

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Wonder how come we don't have a firearms section in AMHD?

Wonder how come we dont have a firearms section in AMHD?

Ben is anti firearms?

Wonder how come we dont have a firearms section in AMHD?

We do have Hunting.



Thanks, Chuck for moving the possibly pregnant pooch.

Hey!
THREE ALREADY!
Wow

We do have Hunting.



I didn't know that was there. Had to search sports to find it. Lol :)

hey!
THREE ALREADY!?
wow

No, 2 is still alive we are just practicing!!

Alty: You can always post to AMHD to help you fix your stove.

Wonder how come we dont have a firearms section in AMHD?

I agree, however I would lose my husband here if we did since he is a master gunsmith.

I agree, however I would lose my husband here if we did since he is a master gunsmith.

WOW!!

I'd love to be a gunsmith... awww... ask him to join up J... I'd bombard him with questions... Lol!

WOW!!!

I'd love to be a gunsmith... awww... ask him to join up J... I'd bombard him with questions... Lol!

Why not just start a thread and Im sure we can post to it.

YouTube - I Like Guns - Steve Lee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU)

WOW!!!

I'd love to be a gunsmith... awww... ask him to join up J... I'd bombard him with questions... Lol!

He won't join up. I have to relate the questions to him.. :(

Why not just start a thread and Im sure we can post to it.

YouTube - I Like Guns - Steve Lee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU)

Dam... I own them all and have shot a LOT bigger. :D

Why not just start a thread and Im sure we can post to it.

YouTube - I Like Guns - Steve Lee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU)

That last thing wasn't a gun, it was a missile launcher.

Dam...I own them all and have shot a LOT bigger. :D

So J... when can I come over and see those guns? ;)

that last thing wasn't a gun, it was a missile launcher.

Yup, we got one of those too. NO, we aren't like that... We own a gun shop.

So J... when can I come over and see those guns? ;)

Let me know. Whenever you get over to the states. I'll make you some good ole fashioned Memphis BBQ.

Yup, we got one of those too. NO, we aren't like that....We own a gun shop.

Now I really must come visit...

Went for a holiday to the wine region in NSW... they had 2 gun shops there... but the wife wouldn't let me go in... :(

He won't join up. I have to relate the questions to him.. :(

Hint Hint HINT

How to configure and use Text-to-Speech in Windows XP and in Windows Vista (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306902)

Let me know. Whenever you get over to the states. I'll make ya some good ole fashioned Memphis BBQ.

Awwwww yeah... that what I'm talking about... got any cowboys around there? My sisters are crazy about them... Lol!

I :heart: BBQ... :)

This is my baby... and YES I have shot her.

http://www.firstdefense.com/html/3D50.jpg

But mine is black.

Hint Hint HINT

How to configure and use Text-to-Speech in Windows XP and in Windows Vista (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306902)

Nah, he just hates the internet.:rolleyes:

Let me know. Whenever you get over to the states. I'll make ya some good ole fashioned Memphis BBQ.

::twiddling my thumbs::

This is my baby....and YES I have shot her.

http://www.firstdefense.com/html/3D50.jpg

But mine is black.

Awww.. there is no picture J... damn, I think work blocked it... What's it called? I'll Google it.. ;)

I've been waiting to get my firearms license... still waiting.. wife is not such a fan of it... :(

It's a .50 cal sniper rifle Blacky. They use them in the war. Shoots up to a mile in the right conditions.

I've been waiting to get my firearms license... still waiting.. wife is not such a fan of it... :(

I thought Aussie was against firearms?

This is my personal protection though. Ain't she sweet?

http://www.midwesthuntersoutlet.com/DisplayPic.aspx?TID=9867

It's a .50 cal sniper rifle Blacky. They use them in the war. Shoots up to a mile in the right conditions.

Oh damn...

:drool:

Sorry...

I thought Aussie was against firearms?

Nope... don't think so... But I'm getting my license for sport and target shooting... so it sounds a little more legit... ;)

I was in Singapore before... and in military school there, I was training to be a sniper... man that was fun...

Oh damn....

:drool:

Sorry...

It's okay for you to drool on my piece! :p

It's okay for you to drool on my piece! :p

Haha... don't think I should... it might get too soaked... Lol!

That's insane though... so you can have a sniper rifle in the states, just like that?

It's a .50 cal sniper rifle Blacky. They use them in the war. Shoots up to a mile in the right conditions.

New record set by a Canadian in the conflict is 1.5 miles. Took down 2 insugents.

I thought Aussie was against firearms?

In Oz you can't just walk to the corner store and buy a Gun , you need a licence and a damn good reason.

Doesn't stop the Blackmarket stuff obviously.

New record set by a Canadian in the conflict is 1.5 miles. Took down 2 insugents.

Awsome! You need to come see my captured Iraqi flag. Yes, I have an original.

Haha... don't think I should... it might get too soaked... Lol!

Thats insane though... so you can have a sniper rifle in the states, just like that?

You can have a machine gun if you want its just a matter of paying the taxes. Around $2,000 american dollars.

Take a quick look.

http://www.gunbroker.com/

You can have a machine gun if you want its just a matter of paying the taxes. Around $2,000 american dollars.

Take a quick look.

Guns - Online Gun Auction - Guns at GunBroker.com (http://www.gunbroker.com/)

:eek:

I just found my new eBay...

I wish I was in the states... :(

In Oz you can't just walk to the corner store and buy a Gun , you need a licence and a damn good reason.

Doesn't stop the Blackmarket stuff obviously.

Where is this BlackMarket M... I do believe I should know this...

Its not Kingscross is it? Lol!

Where is this BlackMarket M.... I do believe I should know this...

Its not Kingscross is it? Lol!

Not tellin' ;)

Not tellin' ;)

Grrr... M... I'm disappointed... I thought you were cool... Lol!

Nah, I'd rather do it the legit way... just takes a little more time...

Night all. I'm officially on day shift until Thursday. Got to get my sleep pattern arranged.

Grrr... M... I'm disappointed... I thought you were cool... Lol!



I am brother :cool:










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EDIT: Night J :)

:eek:

I just found my new eBay...

I wish I was in the states... :(
Ah, it depends on which state. In NY and MA it's damn near impossible to understand the gun laws.

In NH, if you have a driver's license you can buy a gun and carry it openly if you wish. No silly courses, no firearm registration, no questions asked.

Nite all. I'm officially on day shift until Thursday. Gotta get my sleep pattern arranged.

Goodnight J... sleep well...

Ah, it depends on which state. In NY and MA it's damn near impossible to understand the gun laws.

In NH, if you have a driver's license you can buy a gun and carry it openly if you wish. No silly courses, no firearm registration, no questions asked.

NH, here I come... :)

Ohh hello new thread|!

New record set by a Canadian in the conflict is 1.5 miles. Took down 2 insugents.

Yes Dad I read that too, great shot!

I have a pellet gun, does that count?

Blacky I made sharp shooter in the service also.

Alty: You can always post to AMHD to help you fix your stove.

KISS it's the ceran top that's broken. The stove works, the oven works, the top is cracked. Nothing anyone on AMHD can do. :(

Thanks for the suggestion.

Blacky I made sharp shooter in the service also.

Awesomeness... it's a crazy feeling being a sniper in my mind... was so cool... :)

Wow. Post a picture of a bear, start 4 pages of gun talk.

Whodda thunk? ;)

Uber cool. I just closed Alty's chat 2. I didn't know I could do that.

Don't tell Ben! ;) ;)

Hello...

I just have to share the cuteness.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs341.ash1/29209_509092030186_185500622_30348607_2752422_n.jp g

That is friggen cute :)


So... today I got to know who my true friends are. It's awesome. A friend I've been friends with for years was suddenly "occupied" and right now I'm not in the greatest place, trying to budget as much as I can and go to school so I'm not some bartender for the rest of my life... and there she is being a total f#cking a**hole. And when time comes that she needs help, guess who's there... ME.

Ugh I'm just going to cut this relationships and move on. She's changed so much in the past few months it's disgusting...

Want a mop to cuddle? He gives good cuddles, and it's hard to upset when he's so cute

i just have to share the cuteness.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs341.ash1/29209_509092030186_185500622_30348607_2752422_n.jp g

Awwww... too cute... I want one... :p

That is friggen cute :)


So.... today I got to know who my true friends are. It's awesome. A friend I've been friends with for years was suddenly "occupied" and right now I'm not in the greatest place, trying to budget as much as I can and go to school so I'm not some bartender for the rest of my life... and there she is being a total f#cking a**hole. And when time comes that she needs help, guess who's there... ME.

Ugh I'm just going to cut this relationships and move on. She's changed so much in the past few months it's disgusting...

Aside from the not very good friend, it is good to learn who your true friends are... they are ALWAYS there... :)

Well carp, I've been sitting here waiting for a stuuupid call from a stuuupid boy, and it's just not happening. Not to mention his friend already told me I wasn't blond enough for him... Does any one know what that is supposed to mean? I mean I can't get any blonder...

Well carp, I've been sitting here waiting for a stuuupid call from a stuuupid boy, and it's just not happening. Not to mention his friend already told me I wasn't blond enough for him... Does any one know what that is supposed to mean? I mean I can't get any blonder...

Obviously this boy likes them as dumb as a post... so sorry, you are over qualified..

Blondes are hot... ;)

Man. That sucks. Why the heck did he ask me out then? Like why bother? GRR..

man. That sucks. Why the heck did he ask me out then? Like why bother? gRR..

He didn't realize your smartness... he doesn't like Smarties... he is more an M&M man I'm guessing... Lol!

Uber cool. I just closed Alty's chat 2. I didn't know I could do that.

Don't tell Ben! ;) ;)

Alty

I'm pretty sure you can close any thread that YOU actually started , cool you :cool:

man. That sucks. Why the heck did he ask me out then? Like why bother? gRR..

Bella

He probably thought you were only after one thing :D

m&m man? No I don't want a guy who wants me dumb down, but jeeze he was cute! :p

I still hate waiting for a call from a guy who says he will pick you up at 10 (not to mention the babysitter I still have to pay), calls you at 10 to 10 to say he he is running late, and than never calls... Than calls and says he is on the way, and STILL doesn't show up.

Bella

He probably thought you were only after one thing :D


Well heck I could have been... it's been a LONG time. :D

Well heck I coulda been... it's been a LONG time. :D

TMI :cool:

TMI :cool:

Lol


Story of my life.

Well another disappointing night. Jeesh, you men are starting to make me look at women in a new light... JK

Night boys. I will be wearing my best to bed tonight...

Well another disappointing night. Jeesh, you men are starting to make me look at women in a new light.... JK

Night boys. I will be wearing my best to bed tonight....

Women are soft and warm and sexy. What more could you want?

Well another disappointing night. Jeesh, you men are starting to make me look at women in a new light.... JK

Night boys. I will be wearing my best to bed tonight....

Night Bella :)


Just think Aussie kiss :D

women are soft and warm and sexy. what more could you want?

I have to agree :)

Well another disappointing night. Jeesh, you men are starting to make me look at women in a new light.... JK

Night boys. I will be wearing my best to bed tonight....

Night night... sleep well...

Don't go dreaming of women too much... ;)

women are soft and warm and sexy. what more could you want?

Too right... :)

TMI :cool:

Wait... This is what you consider TMI??


Well heck I coulda been... it's been a LONG time.


Dang I need a new out look on life.

Yes I went to bed, and THOUGHT about this...

Wait... This is what you consider TMI?????!!!!???


Well heck I coulda been... it's been a LONG time.


Dang I need a new out look on life.

Yes I went to bed, and THOUGHT about this....

Haha... just one of the many things that keep you up at night hey Bella.. Lol!

Wait... This is what you consider TMI?????!!!!???


Well heck I coulda been... it's been a LONG time.


Dang I need a new out look on life.

Yes I went to bed, and THOUGHT about this....

Ha... just meant we probably didn't need to know HOW LONG it had been ;)

Unfortunately, yea lol

Wait... This is what you consider TMI?????!!!!???


Well heck I coulda been... it's been a LONG time.


Dang I need a new out look on life.

Yes I went to bed, and THOUGHT about this....

I often go to bed thinking of soft, sexy women.

i often go to bed thinking of soft, sexy women.

Me too :cool:

Ha ...................... just meant we probably didn't need to know HOW LONG it had been ;)


Fine see if I confide in you again!! :rolleyes:

:P

I didn't go into specifics... lol

[QUOTE=hheath541;2357559]I often go to bed thinking of soft, sexy women.[/QUOTE




I think I will tonight!

Fine see if I confide in you again!!! :rolleyes:

:P

I didn't go into specifics.... lol

Haha... don't worry Bella... I think M is just secretly interested in knowing this information, but is trying to play it cool... ;)

Oh Blacky, you are smooth!

i often go to bed thinking of soft, sexy women.




I think I will tonight!

it usually gives me good dreams, so I wish you good dreams, too ^_~

I'LL indulge you tomorrow ;)

Does that mean we'll get to hear all about any girly dreams?

Oh Blacky, you are smooth!!

Haha.. thanks Bella... I try..

And yes, please be sure to let us know about your girly dreams...

You too hheath...

This is my baby....and YES I have shot her.

http://www.firstdefense.com/html/3D50.jpg

But mine is black.

Ooooooooh I can see why

New record set by a Canadian in the conflict is 1.5 miles. Took down 2 insugents.

Actually british sniper owns the record

Hotshot sniper in one-and-a-half mile double kill - Times Online (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/afghanistan/article7113916.ece)

I guess I have to wait for sweet Unky so I can corrupt his mind.

Love ya Unky. You know that.

Uh ho... you'll don't need to wait for much now :eek:

Today's BIG Fail - Classic: Tire Accident (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080728)

Just a friendly PSA:
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080819

Everyone should have a mom like this. Stays calm in the face of tragedy:
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080821

Have you ever noticed that it's almost always guys who do stupid stuff like this?
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080826
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080827
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080830
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080903
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080909

If the news was always this entertaining, I might actually watch it:
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080831

Now you see it, now you don't:
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080906

I think it might be really mean that I find this hilarious:
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080910

I LOVE it when animals get revenge for abuse:
Today's BIG Fail - Don't Whip the Horse (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080917)

Hopefully his sperm are now too dizzy to ever find an egg:
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080918

I'm at a loss for words:
Today's BIG Fail - Bowling in Wrong Direction (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080924)

I can't help it, it's funny:
Today's BIG Fail - Cat Jumps Safety Gate (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20081001)

I think some guys end up taking crotch-shots because karma doesn't want them to have babies:
Today's BIG Fail - Roof Surfing (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20081003)
Today's BIG Fail - Bike Jumping (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090325)
Today's BIG Fail - Railings Jump (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090407)

For our resident gun enthusiasts:
Today's BIG Fail - Classic: Woman vs Desert Eagle (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20081009)
Today's BIG Fail - Chick with a Gun (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090308)
Today's BIG Fail - Bike Jumping (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090325)

Owie:
Today's BIG Fail - Magic Tricks (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090304)

Hopefully they weren't on the way somewhere important:
Today's BIG Fail - Emergency Services (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090320)

Did not see that coming:
Today's BIG Fail - Ramp + Cart = ? (http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090323)

Aww... all of them are videos, and since my mother is very careful about the download balance... I probably wouldn't be able to see them :(

Sorry, unky. They're all of people failing in spectacularly amusing ways.

But I can imagine what is happening by the 'titles' of the videos :p

Hey guys...
What's going on today?

Right now I'm cuddling unky and getting ready to nap on the couch. The rest of the kittens are in the couch, either napping or poking at me through the fabric.

Hey Sunny! :) Mum's coming home soon here...

Here that unky your getting cuddled. Aww...
Kittens are to darn cute.

Hey Sunny! :) Mum's coming home soon here...

Oh good Unky.
What else is new? We haven't crossed paths in awhile. I have been in and out at random times.

I'm really busy right 'now'. The exams are approaching, not the big ones, but the ones which will be considered a reference as to what results I'll be having at the end of the year.

I'm practising in past exam papers... some subjects are not complete, in the sense that teachers haven't completed the syllabus yet...

Have a good nap heath if you're going to have one!

Oh, here comes mum...

Well as always I am sure your going to do fine in your exams.
Hi mum! Hi from New York!

The tire and the gas station LOL, was the gas attendant more concerned about the gas pump?

The big cat, good on him, that A$$ deserves it for poking him with a stick.

That magic trick was just stupid.

What did they guy hit his head with in the shopping cart?

Hey Sunny, I am studying for my Biology exam. Going to be a tough one.

All the best Bella... :)

The tire and the gas station LOL, was the gas attendant more concerned about the gas pump??

The big cat, good on him, that A$$ deserves it for poking him with a stick.

That magic trick was just stupid.

What did they guy hit his head with in the shopping cart?

The one where they had a ramp set up right before stairs? That was a low-hanging ceiling.

That was funny.

Thanks Balcky. I going to need it!

He's The Blacksheep Of The Family - Acting Like Animals - Silly Animals. Being Funny is for Humans! (http://actinglikeanimals.com/2010/03/30/funny-animal-photos-the-blacksheep/)

John Denver, he is a good singer. Intervention, not from me. Lol.

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/04/Dre-e1272577638845.jpg/560_0_resize_watermarked_lt.jpg

The only thing I have to say it, 'HOLY SH!T'

Tetris Insanity - Epic Win FTW -Awesome Photos and Videos (http://epicwinftw.com/2010/05/19/awesome-videos-tetris-insanity/)

the only thing i have to say it, 'HOLY SH!T'

Tetris Insanity - Epic Win FTW -Awesome Photos and Videos (http://epicwinftw.com/2010/05/19/awesome-videos-tetris-insanity/)

That is TOTALLY INSANE!!

Is anyone watching Greys Anatomy! Holy F it is insane!! I've never been this emotionally drained from watching television.

Is anyone watching Greys Anatomy!! Holy F it is insane!!! I've never been this emotionally drained from watching television.

You should really give yourself a break Bella and wander across to the Religious Forums ;)

I've been in there all day.

I'm not playing with them anymore.

Watch this full screen with the sound up. It's worth it.

Zoom Into a Fractal, Blow Your Mind - Urlesque (http://www.urlesque.com/2010/05/20/fractal-video/)

I love ALL YOU GUYS here and I will use CAPS!
But I can't type that fast to keep up but I love you all ! That's why I can't do thid is akin to chaTTTIND ,YOUR SO FAST
REALLY!
ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN !

Hey

Good to see you again too artsy :)

Hey Artsy. We don't really know each other, but hi!

watch this full screen with the sound up. it's worth it.

Zoom Into a Fractal, Blow Your Mind - Urlesque (http://www.urlesque.com/2010/05/20/fractal-video/)

I either had flash backs or a seizure.

I either had flash backs or a seizure.

But, did you like it? That's the important thing.

Not my thing for music, but the video was totally groovy. Far out man. :D

I'll never get those 9 minutes back will I :eek:

I kind of feel the same. Can never keep up, nor do I try. The thread goes so fast.

Take care everyone,

Joe

See you around Joe.

Well I guess this cat is going to try and get some sleep. Key word TRY. Busy day tomorrow. Nighty Night.

Night night whoever is going to bed... woohoo!

I leave work soon.. and it's the weekend :D

Hey Artsy. We don't really know each other, but hi!!

I'm the Crazy lady :eek:

The nerd in me just creamed herself.

YouTube - Musical Tesla Coils Play Intro, 2001: A Space Odyssey, et al @ Penguicon 2008 (8a1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVDmjnCQ1g4&feature=player_embedded)

OMG, that's great!

And she just creamed herself again.

YouTube - Spinning RGB LED Ball II (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO2-tqoyGik&feature=player_embedded#at=188)

Here's another one

YouTube - The Masters of Lightning Play Popcorn on Zeusaphones @ Penguicon 2008 (9a3) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOZEpP_zzaw&feature=related)

I warn you not to drop acid and watch this one...

YouTube - Enigma - Mea Culpa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG7Bs_BCC5w)

That would be terrifying!

Still creaming.

YouTube - Rymdreglage - 8-bit trip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI&feature=player_embedded)

That would be terrifying!

Yeah, I know. It's almost terrifying stone cold sober!

I warn you not to drop acid and watch this one....

YouTube - Enigma - Mea Culpa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG7Bs_BCC5w)

I like, and my inner nerd is now very zen.

I have an inner nerd myself, and I can be zen, I can be heavy metal...

Just call me a salamander of music.

I have an inner nerd myself, and I can be zen, I can be heavy metal....

Just call me a salamander of music.

I'm not a salamander, I'm a rainbow. A little bit of just about everything ^_^

A rainbow of skittles?

I'm only half a rainbow... I'll take anything but country and screamo

I listen to everything except opera!

My nerd is wet again

YouTube - College Dorm Snake Game!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO3dhWHrNeM&feature=player_embedded)

I'm going through my big hair 80s phase this week.

my nerd is wet again

YouTube - College Dorm Snake Game!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO3dhWHrNeM&feature=player_embedded)

That one lost me.

A rainbow of skittles?

HELL YEAH!

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/hheath541/randomness/rainbowskittles.gif

HELL YEAH!

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/hheath541/randomness/rainbowskittles.gif


HeHe!!

holy sh!t, look what I just found ^_^

http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152520129377133.jpg

I love big hair!

holy sh!t, look what i just found ^_^

http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152520129377133.jpg

MmMmm
Can I have a bite?

MmMmm
Can I have a bite?

of course. I'm ALWAYS willing to share my rainbow with you ^_~

Time to crawl into my cold bed, all alone, and stretch out!! Ahhhhhh... sleep!

Good night friends!

MUST HAVE RAINBOW PANCAKES!!


Night J... Sleep well!

of course. i'm ALWAYS willing to share my rainbow with you ^_~

Hehehe. Excellent!

Night J

How did they do those rainbow pancakes!

Hello everyone! :)

Hey Unky how's it going?

How did they do those rainbow pancakes!?

Hello everyone! :)

Food coloring :D

How are you doing, Unky?

Hello Bella! Finally some quiet time... weekend is here! :p

Unfortunately, for two days only :(

Ah, I wish time would 'stop' so that I get some time to do other things, and after that, I'd come back to the actual time and continue as if nothing happened even though a lot happened...

Bah, just rubbish talk :p

Ugh... artificial ones... I'm no longer hungry...

Hey Cat! :)

Well folks, I am off to the camp. Going to be an excellent week end! Sad too, last week end with Sophia. Hehe, my friend doesn't know that one of the stipulations in the contract is that she has to send me pics and updates at least once a month, and we have to arrange a visit at least twice a year. She will be signing the papers for her today. Think I should let her have a few drinks first?

Lol! Maybe some drink will be needed ;)

Have fun Bella! :)

Is anyone watching Greys Anatomy!! Holy F it is insane!!! I've never been this emotionally drained from watching television.

Wasn't that the best show ever? Wow,it blew my mind!:)

Hey hey hey. Man am I sick! I got this mad cold... but I'm still working tonight... boo! Good thing there is DayQuil :)

My sister brought the kids to visit for a few hours today. The entire time they were here, alty-cat and aura were the only kittens they saw. I walked them out, and spot was sitting on the back of the couch waiting for me when I got back in.

She also brought me a vacuum. I can now vacuum my floors. You have no idea how excited I am.

Tonight, I go to bed early. I've been up since 1am and I'm beat. Tomorrow I vacuum and upload pictures.

Glad you had a good day heath. Have fun with that vaccuuming:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC8bRVuEqOs

Glad you had a good day heath. Have fun with that vaccuuming:
YouTube - Extreme Hoovering (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC8bRVuEqOs)

unfortunately, my vacuuming isn't going to be anywhere near that exciting ^_^

Been quiet lately. Dropped by to say hi. Had an awesome day today. OK guess I am back to laundry. I will check in later.

Hi kids.

Heath, I'm glad you had a good visit. :)

Dum dee dum de dum :cool:

Dum dee dum de dum :cool:

No sweetie, you're smart sme smart sme smart. :)

No sweetie, you're smart sme smart sme smart. :)

:o... :)


Ditto!!

Just a little tip for all the parents out there. Do not ever buy a bunk bed, it's a waste of money!

We bought bunk beds for Jared and Sydney. The kind that doesn't have a lower bunk, just space so you can put a dresser and desk, or other things. Utilize every available inch of the room instead of taking up half of it with a bed.

The kids hate them! They begged and pleaded to get one. Whined and promised things in order to have one. Jared has had his for over a year and refuses to sleep in it. Sydney is the same way.

What a waste of money! :(

Sorry. I just needed to vent. Again. Sigh. Being a mom is hard.

:o .................................... :)


Ditto !!!

Well shucks. :o

Actually, I'm closer to Smart sme smart a$$ sme smart a$$. ;)

Well shucks. :o

Actually, I'm closer to Smart sme smart a$$ sme smart a$$. ;)

Ditto ;)

Ditto ;)

Boy are you chatty tonight. It's all... talk, talk, talk, with you. :rolleyes:

Where did you go?

M?

Come back M?

Sigh. All alone again. Waaaaaa!

Fine, I'll just leave then! That will teach them!

Anyone going to stop me? :confused:

Come back , sorry alty , was in the middle of something :)

Come back , sorry alty , was in the middle of something :)

Flowers and candy say "I'm sorry" far better then words ever could.

Just saying. ;)

Flowers and candy say "I'm sorry" far better then words ever could.

Just sayin. ;)

What about...







31058 :D












Oh OK :rolleyes:











31059

Oooooh! I like option number two.

Actually, little secret, which I guess won't be a secret once I write it here. I quit drinking. No more beer. :(

Oooooh! I like option number two.

Actually, little secret, which I guess won't be a secret once I write it here. I quit drinking. No more beer. :(

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Should I get rid of the Beer Truck then :eek: