Was that nurse honest with you Reddie?

Was that nurse honest with you Reddie?

Yes.

I was looking for someone to tell me everything would be OK,that aisling would pull through,I could not breathe with the fear of losing her,I was grasping at straws.

She gentle went through all the physical reasons she could not breathe without the ventalator,how her lungs were so damaged,that the toxins in her body were building up,she answered my questions one by one,and when the full realision that aisling would die hit me,she held me while I broke,and I did break.

She attending the small service at the hospital chapel,and cried,even though by then I was frozen in grief.

Your story makes me cry. Makes me want to hold you. I can't imagine losing a child.

You are a very strong woman. Do you participate in groups that could help other parents with children like Aisling? What a beautiful name.

Yep,I'm the chairperson for the cystic fibrosis assoc in my area,I joined the pediatric focus group in the main hospital where she attended.

It feels good to give back to the nurses and doctors who helped us,they put a picture of her in the play room of children's ward,she had such a big personality,it feels good that they still remember her.

Is there counselling available to staff where you work?

Do you talk about the horrible things that happen in work to your work colleagues ?

It's good to know that you are giving back. We just lost a friend to CF a year ago in February. She was 12.

We have pseudo counseling. It's really a joke to be honest.

We talk to each other, but because of HIPAA, we have to be careful of what we say and who we say it to. Typically, we just chalk it up to nature. There is never a REASON why these things happen, we just have to accept that the higher power that each one of us believes in has the reason, whether we know it or not.

Your story makes me cry. Makes me want to hold you. I can't imagine losing a child.

You are a very strong woman. Do you participate in groups that could help other parents with children like Aisling? What a beautiful name.

Unfortunately it's a secret club that you enter into in having lost a child. And most people don't realize until they go through it how many it has happened to or how many members there are. But the ones who have been there help carry those through that are there now. Its something that is never forgotten for the rest of ones life.

It's a pity you have to guard your words,and can't talk openly.

And your right,there is only so much you can do before nature takes over.

its a pity you have to guard your words,and can't talk openly.

If I weren't a nurse I could talk openly. But due to certain laws, I don't know if you have them in Ireland, I can't talk openly.

I have to go to bed now, I hope you understand. I am on call all day today, and have to work again tonight. I have to sleep as long as I possibly can.

Rest well.

Unfortunatly its a secret club that you enter into in having lost a child. And most people dont realize until they go through it how many it has happened to or how many members there are. But the ones who have been there help carry those through that are there now. Its something that is never forgotten for the rest of ones life.

Just catching up on this thread. I have input. My parents lost two children. One a tragic accident. The other suicide. It ripped the family apart to this day. Nothing has been the same. Parents are separated now. I know for a fact life would be better today if they were both alive.

Just catching up on this thread. I have input. My parents lost two children. One a tragic accident. The other suicide. It ripped the family apart to this day. Nothing has been the same. Parents are seperated now. I know for a fact life would be better today if they were both alive.

Hey sunny,I'm sorry that happened in your family.

Hope your doing OK.

Hey wild one.
I have been thinking of you. Was going to drop a quick note snail mail but life caught up with me. We are getting a new home finally! Brand spanking new. I hope you have great news with your exam results. I am sure you will.

Hey wild one.
I have been thinking of you. Was going to drop a quick note snail mail but life caught up with me. We are getting a new home finally! Brand spanking new. I hope you have great news with your exam results. I am sure you will.

Bloody exams nearly sent me to the crazy house! I put so much pressure on myself.

Delighted to hear about your house,I bet gavin is beside himself,all well here,the older tow have their final exams coming up.

One is so wound up and the other could not give a damn,I gave the 'its OK,exams are not everything speech to the wound up one,and the lazy one said' your so right mam'.. ( she needs the kick up the ar$e speech)

Hope we can catch up red. I have to run out right now. Gavin has a birthday party for one of his friends at the beach. Its 55 and raining. Poor kids. I might just wait there I don't think its going to last to long.

Talk to you later.

It's hard Reddy. To tell a 17 year old that she is going to have a baby, but the baby is not going to live is HARD.

What do I say? That's hard too. Each delivery is different. This one, for example, the baby may live for a few minutes, to an hour, outside of the womb, but there is no lung tissue to speak of. The baby can't breathe.

We have to tell them the truth, no sugar coating. I guess that is why I am so straight forward here. Mom was only 20 weeks pregnant, too early for viability. We have to tell them what to expect. No crying; eyes fused; can't really tell the sex; no possible way to save it's life.

We encourage them to call their religious leader (pastor, priest, etc), if they have one. Keep visitors to a minimum, keep them full of pain meds.

How do I deal personally? I cry. I cry with my patients. I don't hide it. I have to keep in mind that this was meant to happen, but why we will never know.

God, it hurts. It hurts to watch these women go through this when I can come home and hug my children. And then I get so pi$$ed off when these little 14 year olds think that they want a baby because the baby will love them unconditionally, or they THINK they are in love. What I wouldn't give to bring them to work with me.


J, I have so much freaking respect for you. I am crying, and I am not a cryer. You are a wonderful, amazing person. You are so strong to be able to sit there and cry with your patients. It speaks volumes for the person you truly are. You have a wonderful heart.

I had an ectopic pregnancy, and had to have the whole right side of my reproductive organs removed, I was four month pregnant and had just gone in for my first ultra sound, and was literally rushed to the O.R that same day. I was heart broken, and did not take it well a all. I was stuck on the maternity ward, and even though my insurance covered a private room after the operation, there was none available ANYWHERE in the hospital. I was in a ward room, with three other women who just had babies. The nurse that was "assigned" to our room was 7 month pregnant, and she would sit with the new moms and gush about how excited she was, and how wonderful she felt being pregnant, they talked about nursery ideas, and breast feeding, and how wonderful it feels to hold a new baby in their arms.

I was devastated. I begged the doctors to let me go home. I was so depressed, wasn't eating, wasn't healing. I had to stay and endure that.

The nurse would come over, give me my meds, check my incision ( I had the c-section procedure) and go over to the other women in the room and torture me. And than told me I needed to get over it, so I could get out of the hospital. It was a night mare.


Anyway, sorry to bring the mood down guys, I'm sure J is off to bed, and won't even get to read this lol. On a lighter note, I did get pregnant a year later, and have a wonderful 2 year old little girl. I have never felt love like this before, and we are off to the movies right now. Her first time, so wish me luck!

Bella,your story is so tragic and heart rending.

It must have been an nightmare for you,I'm glad you have your bundle of joy now and hope she has an amazing first experience.

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For all those who had a hard time concerning babies :)

You're a sweet guy unky.

Thank you for the greenie Reddy :)

That sounded like... contradictory ;)

Argh, I suppose physically bashing some sense into someone's head is outside the remit on this forum:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/16-getting-14-year-old-pregnant-476834.html

I'm having one of those, 'what's the world coming to - this country has gone to the dogs' moments.

It is very sad indeed that so many are thinking a baby will fill what they are needing. Someone so young just does not have the life experience to understand all that is involved. Far too many adults don't have a clue either. I see it with the families I work with... it is unfortunate that parenting classes are not mandatory. Frustrating when the cycle keeps repeating itself.

I'm so very sorry to hear about the losses so many have experienced. Know that many have you in their thoughts even if words are not expressed...

Thanks Red and Unky. E loved her first experience at the movies. We saw the new Shrek movie, I think "Ever After"? It was cute funny for the whole family.

Thanks Red and Unky. E loved her first experience at the movies. We saw the new Shrek movie, I think "Ever After"?? It was cute funny for the whole family.

I am so glad she had fun. :)

Is Lady settling back down any?

Ugg not really Cat. I know she is depressed because of Sophie, but she just doesn't get along with any other dog. She will tolerate them enough to be around them in passing, but not enough to have one in my home. Not to mention the cost and time it requires to have two dogs. I'm sure she'll come around. Been using my time off to keep her extra busy.

Great big HUGS to all you lovely brave souls.

Ugg not not really Cat. I know she is depressed because of Sophie, but she just doesn't get along with any other dog.

I was hoping she might have relaxed some, but it sounds like you are almost back to square one with her. I have faith she will settle down again. Fingers crossed that it is soon. :)


QP, make sure you get the hugs too. :)

Thanks Q~ Hugs all around!

Cat, I'm basically going back to square one with her. Kenneled when I am away... etc... I'm sure she is just in a funk. She is just so Dang good when I am around, and has made huge strides. Have you read the story about her and my daughter? Annoying but funny.

I am not sure if I did or not. Got a post number? I'll read it. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/experts/ill-back-474706-2.html

Post number 17. Not that funny, but it was at the time I guess.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/experts/ill-back-474706-2.html

Post number 17. Not that funny, but it was at the time I guess.

It will be funnier in 15 years when you tell it to her boyfriends. :D

Hahah you, her and the dogs dominance issues.

Well guys, I am off to bed. I actually get to sit in on a bio class tomorrow, so it's a bright and early morning for me.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/experts/ill-back-474706-2.html

Post number 17. Not that funny, but it was at the time I guess.

I KNEW experts had a super-secret area the rest of us weren't allowed to know existed ^_^

Ah, hheath... and there is more... apparently there is another one that only super mods and admins can see :rolleyes:

So you graduate from the treehouse to the batcave to the fortress of solitude?

Bella, you let the secret out. Now you have to give back the toaster!

Oh man... one of the greatest sins and 'expert' can commit... the 'panel' will have to be called to order to make judgment... sorry Bella... I liked you... :(

Stringer :)

The "panel" is gathering at the round table.

Are there enough for a quorum?

Poor Bella. I hope they don't hurt her. Remember what happened to Bob? That was horrible. I can't relive that.

I wonder if Bob still has the limp.

Bob was lucky... they left him with one leg...

Bob was lucky....they left him with one leg....

Yeah


But he was a spider :eek:

so you graduate from the treehouse to the batcave to the fortress of solitude?

Do we have a member named Robin, here? :confused:

But, alty, won't you be part of the quorum?

but, alty, won't you be part of the quorum?

The more that you write, the more evidence that we'll be able to use at your tribunal! :eek:

Bob was lucky....they left him with one leg....

But what about what they did to his hair. I don't think that will ever grow back right.

but, alty, won't you be part of the quorum?

Me?

They'd never let me join in. I'm a rule breaker, not a rule maker.

I'm just happy that I'm not the one in trouble this time. ;)

Poor Bella. This isn't going to be pretty. :eek:

hheath541! Would you quit looking at the cats thread and get down to business on this one, please?

I'M not the one on trial. I'm not an expert. I'm just a lowly active member, and therefore safe from all expert tribunals.

Bella's not so lucky.

Alty, is that how you ended up cross-eyed? You broke a rule and went before a quorum?

Cross eyed?

I'm not cross eyed. I'm pigeon toed. Geesh. ;)

Time for this bunny to go to bed.

Goodnight all.

I'M not the one on trial. I'm not an expert. I'm just a lowly active member, and therefore safe from all expert tribunals.

bella's not so lucky.

alty, is that how you ended up cross-eyed? you broke a rule and went before a quorum?

Oops! Sorry! :o

OH CRAP!! ~! Ben, Scott, listen, this is what happened, I was medicated, heavily, I was, umm, trying to stay awake so I could ummm answer all the questions, I mixed up my super heavy duty stay awake truck driving pills with my go to bed pills, and umm yea, it wasn't me! I swear. Oh and um, yea, I uhhh... crap.

Hey goys :)

Hey Sister, :)

Hey Sister, :)
Hey Joe! What shakin'? Eeesh ain't it early where you are? Go back to bed Joe ;)

I have been up since 5 am. Went to sleep around 2 am... It is almost 7 am now.

Nah, will try to sleep later. Maybe...

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Hehehe...

Hey muddy,what's crackin?

How's the little one?

hey muddy,whats crackin?

hows the little one?

Oh umm hmm nothing really new! Except that I'm going to be getting myself a vespa!:rolleyes: I'm so happy. I love scooters, they are so dorky and just so cute and weird... I don't know what color, I want black, but I like red too.

http://www.bermuda4stroke.com/red_scooter_opt.jpg

http://www.gekgo.com/images/cpi-oliver-50-scooter-black_small.jpg

:) Oh and Rachel is doing fantastic ♥ She's not scared of bugs anymore-- she's been smashing them with her foot lol

Hey guys.
I swear I will be here for more then two posts today.

Muddy, yes a red one suits you for sure. Hot and spicy.

I love the red!

Ooh,you'll have to get a new outfit to match,and a shiny red or rainbow helmet ( maybe not rainbow,that's the gay proud colours).. maybe purple with flames on it.

Ride it with leather chaps.lol

Hahah you guys are so funny. It's not a bike.. so an outfit would look crazy. But I do want a cute helmet to go with it :)

I like this one...

http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com/ProductImages/300/2009_GMax_Womens_GM17_Butterfly_Open-Face_Helmet_White_Pink.jpg

But ummm definitely no flames haha

I know its not a bike but you have to "man it up" so to speak. Seriously, bright red with black leather chaps. Lol You would be causing accidents all over town. I want one!

I know its not a bike but you have to "man it up" so to speak. Seriously, bright red with black leather chaps. lol You would be causing accidents all over town. I want one!

LOL Sunny.. I found a cute helmet:

http://www.helmetdirect.com/assets/images/0103-1108-02.jpg

;) I can't wait to get it! I'm so excited! I don't know if Rachel would be allowed to ride with me:confused:

I love that helmet! It fits your personalilty for sure.

How is the new boy toy? I saw it was heaven that went to hell?

If rachel can't ride with you she could always peddle her bike behind you...

I just had an image of a little girl peddling like mad,her little legs going like hammers.

I love that helmet! It fits your personalilty for sure.

How is the new boy toy? I saw it was heaven that went to hell??

There's a toy boy!

Gawd,I've really been living under a rock..

Tell all muddy.

I always pop in to catch up and then never have time to say hi.
Yep muddy was in love for a time there.
Spill it girl did he snap out of that jealous nonsense.

I love that helmet! It fits your personalilty for sure.

How is the new boy toy? I saw it was heaven that went to hell??

Yeah he turned into some jealous dude. Wasn't my kind of guy so I dropped him;)

Aww well that's okay. I can use my scooter to go to and from work :p I have a little alley way and I'm sure I can take Rachel for small litte rides around there.

Psst. It's another dude that said he was getting me the vespa. I'll tell you guys about it more later, only because right now I'm trying to get ready to go out and do some grocery shopping.

Someone is buying it for you? Dang girl! You got it going on.
Forget the leather chaps you better make it a leather mini if some dude is getting it for you.

Yeah he turned into some jealous dude. Wasn't my kinda guy so I dropped him;)

Aww well that's okay. I can use my scooter to go to and from work :p I have a little alley way and I'm sure I can take Rachel for small litte rides around there.

Psst. it's another dude that said he was getting me the vespa. I'll tell you guys about it more later, only because right now I'm trying to get ready to go out and do some grocery shopping.

Good for you muddy! Make sure he fills it up too.

Someone is buying it for you? Dang girl! You got it going on.
Forget the leather chaps you better make it a leather mini if some dude is getting it for you.

Lol... it's not like that.. I'll just tell you guys anyway... He's 25 years older than me:eek:

Hahaha.. well I met him at the bar on Friday. He tipped me very well. We got to talking, and I mentioned to him that I've always wanted a vespa and he was like really you should get one then, I told him that I had a daughter, and just trying to support ourselves so extra expenses wasn't an option. He's really nice, but I have no uh... I just don't fancy him. On Sunday he came back and told me that'd he like to buy it for me. And I laughed and said yeah right and he said that we can go look at them on Wednesday... :eek: So yeah... haha oh well he offered... I'll take it! Am I so bad? Nah!

Lol... it's not like that.. I'll just tell you guys anyways... He's 25 years older than me:eek:

Hahaha.. well I met him at the bar on Friday. He tipped me very well. We got to talking, and I mentioned to him that I've always wanted a vespa and he was like really you should get one then, I told him that I had a daughter, and just trying to support ourselves so extra expenses wasn't an option. He's really nice, but I have no uh... I just don't fancy him. On Sunday he came back and told me that'd he like to buy it for me. And I laughed and said yeah right and he said that we can go look at them on Wednesday...:eek: So yeah... haha oh well he offered... I'll take it! Am I so bad? Nah!

As long as he does not want something in return,that your not willing to give up!

Mind yourself there,you don't want to end up with a looper and a vespa.

as long as he does not want something in return,that your not willing to give up!!

mind yourself there,you dont want to end up with a looper and a vespa.

Hahaha... guys always expect something in return red-- don't you know that?

Lol but I'm not basically prostituting myself for a vespa. Lol he offers I take.. the end . Thank you very much bye. Hhaaa

Hahaha... guys always expect something in return red-- don't ya know that?

Lol but I'm not basically prostituting myself for a vespa. Lol he offers I take.. the end . Thank you very much bye. Hhaaa

Your so funny... I choked on my sandwich..

Long long loooong ago,all a guy needed to do was buy me a drink and I was as good as cooked,god only knows what I would have done for a vespa.

your so funny....i choked on my sandwich..

long long loooong ago,all a guy needed to do was buy me a drink and i was as good as cooked,god only knows what i would have done for a vespa.

LOL... well I am into choking.. haha just kidding:D

Well anyway I'm out of here my fridge is in need of fruits&veggies and you know other foodie things. TTYL dudes ♥

Much love, one love.. rastafa...

Haha...

Cya Muddy :)

I hope you get the right bike and helmet for you :)

Ello Sunny and Red! :)

See you muddy.

Hey unky.

Careful red is getting choked and muddy likes it. I am sitting back watching.

Ok, back at my math problems then ;)

Hey unky.

Sunny,my gaga reflex is very sensitive,did I say gaga,meant gag!

I need chocolate.. I have these bloody belguim truffles,damn lily o'brian and her yummy chocolate truffle vittles!

Ha ha Poor Unky.
I scared him off already. Please don't go unky. For real its all good.

Lol, I'm still there, multitaksing... ;)

[QUOTE=redhed35;2382826]hey unky.

Sunny,my gaga reflex is very sensitive,did I say gaga,meant gag!

/QUOTE]

To bad for Brendan.

Oops... be good

Sunny,remember back in the day when alty was queen and cats hunted us through the castle,unky was the deputy and stringer seemed to be always lurking,ah,fun times fun times.

sunny,remember back in the day when alty was queen and cats hunted us through the castle,unky was the deputy and stringer seemed to be always lurking,ah,fun times fun times.

Well bring the castle back. Its been under construction all this time. Maybe its time to open her up again. Just remember our duties. Bar bee-yatches. Lol Or maybe we should be more pure this time around? Boring...
The only pure thing is me is the... well... (tapping chin)

Wonder if old salvador is still hanging in stringers shed,we never did get hold of the darn whip.

The bar the dungeon the bar the mid morning tipples,the hiding and skullduggery we got up to,always trying to get one up on cats or stringer,always in trouble...
Always only a breathe away from bens wrath.

Have we all grown up?

Except for you my little bold sunflower!

Grown up? You talkin' to me? Never.

For some reason that just made me think of the conversation I had with Gavin at dinner last night. For some odd out of the blue reason he says "mom are you a lady" With out any thinking on my part I reply "sometimes honey" Then I here his father bust out laughing. I gave an honest reply and I saw no humor in it.

Do you remember when you shouted at him to stop fishing,he was bugging you about something,but you meant tidy your room.

I think your reply was as honest as could be.

Oh you, haha you just cracked me up laughing. You always signed out here by saying "gone fishing" You and I had just got done talking and he was bugging me and I needed him to brush his teeth so I yelled at him to "go fishing"
He still talks about that. He just mentioned it a few days ago actually. To funny.

I am a lady when the time calls for it. Aren't we all?

I try I try.

But sometimes its feels so good to be bad..

i try i try.

but sometimes its feels so good to be bad..

Haven't watched any Sting concerts lately have you? Now that was bad but so funny. Remember?

Brendan won't let me forget! Its going into the archive of our relationship..

I was on a course through work recently and got chatting to another women there,she seemed nice but was,lets say,was in dire need of a facial wax and a dentist,so anyway,we discovered that she 'went out' with brendan a few years ago,I swear sunny,I little bit of vomit came into my throat,she then proceeded to bash brendans name,I took out her inners,of course,and she said sorry.. later that evening,brendan came home and I pointed and said, where have you been!. he gently said,before you judge me I have one word for you... STING.. that shut me up...

Moral of the story, when playing games with your partner,don't get distracted by a sting concert.

LMAO!! To funny.

OK hold down the fort. I am headed out to lunch. I only hit the gym once last week and am not happy about that. Heading there now. Will be back...


Gone fishing

Hey guys any one still around?

Hey bella,how are you today?

Not too bad, just got home from school. Well my one class lol. Cramming for my exam. But lost interest. How about you Red? I'm debating on checking out that golden doodle thread. I have a weak heart today.

Finished all my exams! Woohoo,went slightly crazy there for a while, I was in text book hell.
Stick with the study though,its worth it.

I'm wondering what a mini goldendoodle looks like.

I am back also. Not sure how long but I am back.

Hey sunny,how was the work out?

hey sunny,how was the work out?

Oh red I was lazy today. Quit it a few minutes early and didn't strain myself much. I have lost the mood lately but I keep going. It will come back.

They look like labradoodles, which can be anything. You can never determine which genes the dog will take on.

goldendoodle - Google Search (http://www.google.ca/images?q=goldendoodle&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=Ki8NTNqdG4qSlAeD8a3HAQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCoQsAQwAA)

goldendoodle - Google Search (http://www.google.ca/images?q=goldendoodle&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=Ki8NTNqdG4qSlAeD8a3HAQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCoQsAQwAA)


Damn those dogs are cute!

I'm such an eejit,Google,duh!

LOL eejit! That's funny. They don't always look like that. Some times they look like dirty mops with eyes lol. They are all cute in my books, but some are just so ugly they are cute, and some have a face only a mother could love!

Reminds of my ex husband,a face only his mother could love.

Kind of reminded me a of an angry looking bulldog,same kind of body too come to think of it.

Haha I had to make Exy's agree part of my siggy lol

He cracks me up.

I have time to kill here today and everyone is vanished. My luck. As if you all have lives. Give me a farking break!

He cracks me up.

I have time to kill here today and everyone is vanished. My luck. As if you all have lives. Give me a farking break!

Hi Sunny!

Hi Sunny!

Hey emop. How's is feel to be graduated? Other then the summer things you need to finish up. I loved that day. Graduation. The best day of my life, one of them. I hated school. Grr... wouldnt go back for a billion dollars.

Hey emop. How's is feel to be graduated? Other then the summer things you need to finish up. I loved that day. Graduation. The best day of my life, one of them. I hated school. Grr...wouldnt go back for a billion dollars.

It's... boring. Now I have summer vacation. What fun! (I spend all my time cleaning during it every year) well I got to go before dad catches me on here

Ok I am running out now to.
Have a good one emop.
Post some pics soon.

Kitties are dead-set on making my life difficult today. I had five of them pinning my legs down last night so I couldn't change the way I was laying. This morning, I had 4 laying on half of my blanket, so I had to curl up in a ball to cover up with the rest. Now, I have 3 laying on my legs keeping me from getting up to get food.

I know. I know. I could always just move them. They're just too cute, though. And I like my kitty cuddles. If I move them, then not only do I disturb their sleep, but the kitty cuddles end.

Don't forget it's Monday Hheath!

I know, and I'll try to get pics up in the next couple hours.

I am going to build a washing machine. I'm also going to be hang drying my clothes. I wonder if there's some way for me to set up a clothesline outside?

From now on, no more going to the laundromat and paying to do laundry. This will be cheaper, and nicer to the environment.

Now, I just need to find a bucket or tub with a lid.

How to make a manual washing machine – no electricity Arkansas Soaper (http://arksoaper.wordpress.com/2008/10/16/how-to-make-a-manual-washing-machine-with-no-electricity/)

Actually, I might be able to use a cat litter container I have. Awesome. And I'll be making a washer for free.

I wonder if it would be possible to string up clotheslines in the extra bedroom. For now, though, hanging them on hangers in my closet will be fine.

Wow that's an awesome idea. I have made clotheslines in spare rooms, and in bathrooms. Also used the radiators for dryers. What ever works.

All I have to do is clean out the litter container and cut a hole in the lid. I also need to figure out how to cut holes in a plunger without a drill. I'm thinker a screwdriver and a hammer will have to work.

The loads will be small, but it's better than going to the laundromat. A lot cheaper, too.

The hardest part will be wringing the clothes out.

I just got an idea. I'll just put the clothes in my bike basket, put it in the shower, and step on them until the water comes out.

Now, if only the same thing would work to do my dishes. I hate doing dishes.

I would do dishes for 8 hours a day, if it meant I didn't have to do laundry anymore. I hate laundry. I hate vacuuming too.

OK, then I'll do your laundry and vacuuming (two things I actually kind of enjoy). You do my dishes.

Sounds good! Now all you have to do is move to Canada, you and the cats can have your own bedroom, and even your own bathroom, but you have to help me move the Christmas decorations out of the spare room.

Why don't YOU move HERE? I have an extra bedroom. The bathroom's tiny, but it's functional.

Well, in Canada we have free health care. And I have a kid, so we would need a min of two bedrooms, I have three plus an extra bathroom, and I have my own washing machine and dryer.

Damn. Your house is better. You win.

Now, there's the minor problem that I don't have a passport. I don't even have a valid id.

That's okay, I'll sneak you over, how close to Mexico are you?

That's okay, I'll sneak you over, how close to Mexico are you?

Only about 1400 miles (2200 km) from the mexican border.

Ok we'll go with miles since it seems closer :P (kidding)
Ok plan B it is.

Psst hey dudes... I'm so bored. It's a Monday night and no one is here... lol boring day today.

Well, in Canada we have free health care. And I have a kid, so we would need a min of two bedrooms, I have three plus an extra bathroom, and I have my own washing machine and dryer.

... and in Canada we get a baby bonus and universal child fund and gst cheque--- that could be an extra 200-450 a month depending on your income :D

Ain't canada fantastic!

I agree totally fantastical! Why are you up so late? Huh missy?

...and in Canada we get a baby bonus and universal child fund and gst cheque--- that could be an extra 200-450 a month depending on your income :D

Ain't canada fantastic!

Right now, $300-$400 a month is about all I need to live on. I just have to find a job to provide that.

Oh nothing, I'm at the boring bar tonight, when I come here I just bring over my laptop and surf the web. It's a nice change-- I sometimes get tired of working at the clubs.

I'll loan you a few cats to get rid of the boring. As much as I love them, they drive me CRAZY sometimes.

i'll loan you a few cats to get rid of the boring. as much as i love them, they drive me CRAZY sometimes.

Hahaha! No thanks! I've got my own crazy cat at home. Lol Camille is nuts! She is the most vocal and playful cat I have ever had. One minute she's cuddly the next you can't even pet her because the bastard runs away so fast! She's possessed!

So quiet. Hmmm... what to do now.
How can I rattle someone's chain?

I can mention beer, chocolate, s&x and other random things. One of those is always good to draw attention.

Hello Sunny :)

What? What? I heard beer, sex and chocolate! I'm here, I'm here!

Hey unky and bella.
I knew it would work. You dirty kids.

What's new and exciting with everyone?

I was watching the Mexican Oil Spill thread between tom, NK, WG, speechless lol. And when I saw that the Chat thread was bumped, I posted without looking what was the post content :p

There is a Mexican oil spill?
Like the one here in the US?

Nothing very exciting... Mum made a tiramisu I cannot eat because of my current cold (oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you I got a cold and it's with me since last Monday). Fortunately, I feel it's getting milder now. More dry coughs, and a less runny nose :)

Since last Monday! As a mother I would be a in a panic. That's a week. Of course I nearly have my boy in a bubble. Poor kid can't move an inch and I am yelling at him to settle down and be careful. I worry so much.

Oh, I meant the Mexican gulf oil spill, or whatever! :p

The one in America, the one that started some months ago, and BP failed to plug multiple times and has only recently been able to collect some oil.

Oh right. Well with the world the way it is you never know if there is another spill going on.

Ya I watch it every day. Its amazing how it effects everything. My son had even made comments on it and he is only 6. One of my friends mentioned why can't they just burn the oil off the water. But I don't know.

I've seen some pictures of the disaster on BBC... poor animals :(

Hey guys,just back from ciara's first official camogie ( like hockey) match.

We lost,but she played well.

Am I now a camogie mom!? if I am I'll have to dye my hair blonde, wear fake tan,and buy a land rover!

Hey Red! I'm not staying for a long time, half to midnight... Yawn...

Congrats to your daughter! :) Winning is not always the best what happens, it's the progress and experience which we get from losing which is sometimes more valuable.

Have a good afternoon Red! :)

Unky out.

PS - yeah, having the castle back wouldn't hurt... much, right? ;)

Night Unky.

Oohhh see that red. Unky is voting the castle.
Ok sunshine. Your in charge.

Good job on your daughter playing well.

Thanks unky,its 830 pm here now.

Get better soon,and yes,id love to see the castle back,just for one more encore.

Hey sunny,I'm just making some hot chocolate and then I'll be back.

Back in 2.

No red. I can encore after encore. The dust will settle awhile and someone will mention it and it will rise again.

I'm back,love hot chocolate,finally got some mini marsh mallows,so hard to find.

Hard to find mini marshmallows? Wow. Dime a dozen here.

Crap I have to run now.

Kidding I am here. Lol
Don't mind me really.

So a little idea for your hot chocolate. Add a touch of Peppermint schnapps. Taste like peppermint patties. Yummy.

I polished off the hot chocolate,the mallows are a sticky sugery mess at the bottom,its still yum,but so gross.

I'm waiting on 'greys anatomy'.its the last one in this series,'desperate housewives' after that,need to find out what happens to lynette.. its all go go go in this house!

Going to put this one to bed,back soon.

Ohh you just wait Red! It's a good one, unless it it's any thing like Coronation street and you guys are a full season ahead of us here in Canada.

Is it possible to be allergic to cat litter? Every time I clean the litter boxes I end up with a stuffy/runny nose for several hours afterward. It's only happened with the last kind of litter I bought.

Maybe the dust is effecting you?

Don't know. I just know I'm not buying that brand again. It doesn't work very well, anyway.

Who's supposed to make dinner if I don't want to?

Can I quit, go on strike, go to bed and whine?

It's not fair. When do moms get a day off?

I guess I have to suck it up. I don't want to! Waa! :(

Hire someone, and than don't pay them hehehehehe.

Hire someone, and than don't pay them hehehehehe.

Paying them wouldn't be an option anyway. No money.

Hey Bella, do you want to come over for dinner? Bring all the food, and an apron. I'll order... I mean make, dessert. :)

Hahha, sure I like cooking anyway. Can you spot me a fiver for gas?

Hahha, sure I like cooking anyways. Can you spot me a fiver for gas?

I can give you 7 eleven bucks. That good?

I can use Canadian tire money at their gas station...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/husband-wants-me-seduce-his-sister-477782.html

It's either Troll , or sick!!

I don't know, look at her other post. Totally normal, I am thinking big time sick!

Doesn't ring any troll bells for me.

I am all for alternative lifestyles and sexuality. I am a firm believer that sex between consenting adults, no matter the type of sex, is almost always OK. That one just makes me shudder.

Yea every thing goes, sept for when it's in the family.

Well I am going to try and get some sleep. Final Bio class tomorrow. I'm scared. Than it's off to pick up my books for September woo hoo! I'm sure I will be back. Not at all tired.

Raise your hand if you've ever eaten sixlets.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Sixlets_007.jpg/220px-Sixlets_007.jpg

I've had skiddles, but not sixlets.

Sixlets are like m&m's, only a LOT better.

I've had M&M's


Never heard of those sixlet things

They were invented in canada, but seem to be mainly in the us. They also don't seem to be widely available. I don't really understand it. They've been around for like 50 years.

they've been around for like 50 years.

That particular package, or the candies themselves? ;)

The candies themselves. The more traditional package looks like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/Sixlets.jpg/220px-Sixlets.jpg



Oh, alty, I found a site that may interest you. I posted the link on Facebook, but I didn't know if you saw it or not.

Canine Insomnia | Dog Sleep Disorders (http://www.natural-dog-health-remedies.com/canine-insomnia.html)

I'll check it out.

Indy's problem seems to be that he has night and day mixed up.

When I'm ready to go to sleep, he wanders the house huffing and puffing. If he goes downstairs then he starts barking because he can't get back up.

It's time for the big decision. We just don't have the money right now. :(

Is there some way to block off the stairs? A baby gate or board you could put across the doorway?

is there some way to block off the stairs? a baby gate or board you could put across the doorway?

Done that. Then he sits at the gate and barks.

He's just really restless at night. I don't know why, but I hear a lot of other people going through the same thing with their older dogs.

I'm thinking of making a harness for under his belly so that I can help him up the stairs. When R is home he just carries him up, but he's way too heavy for me. If I had a harness of some sort then I could help him.

Have you tried a towel under his belly alty ?

sixlets are like m&m's, only a LOT better.

Oh hell yeah.

...

Oops. Sorry. Misspoke there.

I meant

Hell Yeah Jack.

A perfect blend of thin outer hard coating and cheap (but enticing) inner chocolate...

And the best part was this... it comes in a line... I mean its packaged in a narrow, long pkg so... in theory... a stupid irish-serb bloke named kel could shoot the entire pack into his mouth while not missing a beat whilst roller skating...

Done me some Real sixlets lines in the past...

Seriously.

I've had some Seriously good chocolate. I like girls... ergo... I like cho-co-la-te.

But them sixlets are da ombay iggityday.

[an aside... I wonder if it's a crime in this state to mix pig latin with dated rap slang?]

[another aside... if not, should I propose a bill at the next pta meeting?]

..

...

Cohol is out. Me too.

Have you tried a towel under his belly alty ?

I did M, and that's the first time ever that Indy lashed out. He was not happy about it.

It may have been the placement of the towel though. I'm thinking I just need a better design. Something that will distribute the weight better, and not slip. Something with a handle on top so I can get a good grip.

Maybe a little vest type deal that goes under his chest and belly, with holes for his front legs and a handle on top.

Either that or install one of those chair lifts. ;)

KP, you can't be out, you just got in. It's in and out, not in, then out. You know better! ;)

LOL

A chairlift sounds easier :)

Have you tried a towel under his belly alty ?

I

Am

So

Wrong.

Didn't read the earlier posts.

Mind went to the gutter.

I apologize to all of humanity.

Except that f*(k who cut me off in traffic today.

He gets no flippin I'm sorry.

lol

a chairlift sounds easier :)

Lol!!

All cool KP :)

LOL

A chairlift sounds easier :)

Are you implying that I can't sew? Oh ye of little faith. I have a sewing machine. How hard can it be? ;)

Actually, I can sew, and cook, and paint, and do woodworking, and change a tire, check the oil, mow the lawn, clean the house, work, read, write. I'm just one of those girls that you can do lots of stuff other then sitting around and looking cute. :p

Oh, I can do that too. :cool:

i

am

so

wrong.

didnt read the earlier posts.

mind went to the gutter.



ROTFLMAO! Now my mind is in the gutter and I know what we were talking about. :eek:

Yeah, but do you have a surger?

...

Crap...

...

Now my Man Card is on a 30 day suspension... last time that happened was when I proved I knew what a "tea cozy" was...

Frick and frack...

I’m sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for
Donations. Just had one from the sperm bank.

Boy , did I give her a mouthful

I’m sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for
donations. Just had one from the sperm bank.

Boy , did I give her a mouthful

I just spit on my screen... ;)

I’m sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for
donations. Just had one from the sperm bank.

Boy , did I give her a mouthful

OMG! My side hurts from laughing. :p

I love it.

You should put that in your sig.

oh hell yeah.

...

oops. sorry. misspoke there.

i meant

Hell Yeah Jack.

a perfect blend of thin outer hard coating and cheap (but enticing) inner chocolate...

and the best part was this... it comes in a line... i mean its packaged in a narrow, long pkg so... in theory... a stupid irish-serb bloke named kel could shoot the entire pack into his mouth while not missing a beat whilst roller skating...

done me some Real sixlets lines in the past...

seriously.

ive had some Seriously good chocolate. i like girls.... ergo... i like cho-co-la-te.

but them sixlets r da ombay iggityday.

[an aside... i wonder if its a crime in this state to mix pig latin with dated rap slang?]

[another aside... if not, should i propose a bill at the next pta meeting?]

..

...

cohol is out. me too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who did sixlet lines. I was usually riding a bike, though.

I'd collect all the change I found throughout the week, and go to the candy store on the weekend. A packet of sixlets was either $.05 or $.10 and sour patch kids were $.01 each. I'd get as many of each as I could. Then I'd eat the candy out of the little paper bag while I rode home.

KP, I do have a serger, but it's broken. Seeing as you spelled it wrong, I think your man card is safe. ;)

Husband says to his wife, do you fancy playing a rape game?

Wife says, no !!!!



Husband replies, that’s the spirit!

I am seriously close to out of alcohol.

If I were Prince.. or the artest formally know as... or the artest formally known as the artest formally known as Prince... and I snapped my fingers I bet I'd get a refill, a couple of dancing girls and a camel just like that.

Just to not be too weird... the camel part.. that was from a show on Prince... apparently He has lived in His Purple Land so long that he doesn't understand when His Purpleness asks for something... like a camel in the dead of winter in Minnesota... and His Purpleness is denied...

...

So I'm still out of cohol AND sixlets...

...

And obama said id have me some change...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who did sixlet lines. i was usually riding a bike, though.

i'd collect all the change i found throughout the week, and go to the candy store on the weekend. a packet of sixlets was either $.05 or $.10 and sour patch kids were $.01 each. I'd get as many of each as i could. then I'd eat the candy out of the little paper bag while i rode home.

I suddenly feel the need to tell you the ever famous story of how my parents got to school.

You see, times were tough. They couldn't afford shoes, so my Opa made shoes out of old tires. There were 11 kids, so one tire couldn't make enough shoes for all of them, so they had to share.

If you were lucky, you'd get shoes in Winter when you had to walk to school, 10 miles there, 12 miles back, uphill both ways. If you did have shoes, then you better hope that tire had good tread left, otherwise you had no traction and slid all over the place.

One day, on my moms birthday, she got the best gift of all. Her mother told her to go to the chicken pen, get an egg. She could have the egg all to herself, any way she wanted it. Usually she had to share, one egg divided among 3 kids.

Yes, life was hard. Don't even get me started about her bike and how she got that. ;)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who did sixlet lines. i was usually riding a bike, though.

i'd collect all the change i found throughout the week, and go to the candy store on the weekend. a packet of sixlets was either $.05 or $.10 and sour patch kids were $.01 each. I'd get as many of each as i could. then I'd eat the candy out of the little paper bag while i rode home.

you are so sexy right now.

=)

Drunk KP is funny. :)

Husband says to his wife, do you fancy playing a rape game?

Wife says, no !!!!



Husband replies, that’s the spirit!

Are you on AMHD and a joke site M? :D

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Say that 10 times fast. :)

I did M, and that's the first time ever that Indy lashed out. He was not happy about it.

It may have been the placement of the towel though. I'm thinking I just need a better design. Something that will distribute the weight better, and not slip. Something with a handle on top so I can get a good grip.

Maybe a little vest type deal that goes under his chest and belly, with holes for his front legs and a handle on top.

Either that or install one of those chair lifts. ;)

OK, I got a visual of a dog in a suitcase ^_^

here's a couple ideas I found. Shouldn't be too hard to make one, yourself.

Dog Belly Harness For Mid-Region Support (http://handicappedpets.com/www/index.php/fleece-lined-belly-sling.html)

Lift-n-Aid Mobility Dog Harness - Ramps & Steps - Dog - PetSmart (http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2753794)

http://www.greatdanes.net/sling/Semi-Ambulatory1.gif or http://www.greatdanes.net/sling/S-A4.gif

Bottoms Up Dog Rear Support Leash (http://www.handicappedpets.com/www/index.php/bottomsup-leash.html)

Are you on AMHD and a joke site M? :D

Sorry... I'll stop now :cool:

KP, I do have a serger, but it's broken. Seeing as you spelled it wrong, I think your man card is safe. ;)

Note to self... misspelling words on purpose is a lot like washing reds with whites... do it once and you are forever forgiven/banished from that task..

Don't think I no an you from an e?

.)

That's a smile from ol one eyed jack for ja.

Drunk KP is funny. :)

Ja... but I drunk kp like being on his knees and... aw crap... wrong thread I think.

yeah, but do you have a surger?

...

crap...

...

now my Man Card is on a 30 day suspension... last time that happened was when i proved i knew what a "tea cozy" was...

frick n frack...

I'm not even sure what a tea cozy is, and I've taken sewing classes.

note to self... mispelling words on purpose is a lot like washing reds with whites... do it one and you are forever forgiven/banished from that task..

dont think i no an u from an e?

.)

thats a smile from ol one eyed jack for ja.

You men! I knew it! You all act like you don't know what you're doing, just so you won't have to do it! :rolleyes:

Jack is smiling at me? :cool:

Wait... you called it Jack? Why? :confused:

Sorry ................I'll stop now :cool:

Don't you dare. I like M joke night. :)

ja... but i drunk kp like being on his knees and... aw crap... wrong thread i think.

k.

"i drunk kp"

...

Hmmm...

...

Guess its going to be an "off day" at work tomorrow...

.. er... today..

Wtfever...

I'm not even sure what a tea cozy is, and I've taken sewing classes.

They're hideous little things that you put on tea pots. I don't know why. I think most people make them with whatever left over fabric they have.

My mom made a whole bunch as Xmas gifts one year. I think ever single one of them ended up going to goodwill or in a garage sale.

Tea cosies are a lot like your appendix. Not really necessary.

you are so sexy right now.

=)

is that a good thing? Are you perving after my 10 year old past-self? ^_~

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Say that 10 times fast. :)

I don't think I can say it ONCE fast.

k.

"i drunk kp"

...

hmmm...

...

guess its going to be an "off day" at work tomorrow...

..er... today..

wtfever...

Take plenty of aspirin and call me in the morning.

Ooh, better idea, forget the aspirin, just come over and I'll make you breakfast in the morning, you know, after doing stuff.

I'll make the big bad headache go away. I promise. :)

For M.

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

You men! I knew it! You all act like you don't know what you're doing, just so you won't have to do it! :rolleyes:

Jack is smiling at me? :cool:

Wait.... you called it Jack? Why? :confused:

I SO have a response to that. I just have a feeling it would get me in LOTS of trouble.




Alty, are you familiar with the phrase, 'jack off?' if you are, then I'm sure you can take it from there.

I'm not even sure what a tea cozy is, and I've taken sewing classes.

Sigh...

It's a thing that is comprosed of fabric that is sewn to take on the shape of a tea kettle... so... you would heat up some tea in your kettle and JUST LIKE A WOMAN you'd suddenly decide maybe you wanted it now or maybe you wanted it later but you couldn't decide...

Well then... slide that tea kettle into that tea cozy... kind of like a tailored n fitted comforter for the cozy... and your hot wa wa would stay hoterish for longerish.

...

...

Nascar. Si swimsuit models. Playoffs. Diamond blade wet saw...

...

That about evens it out...

They're hideous little things that you put on tea pots. I don't know why. I think most people make them with whatever left over fabric they have.

My mom made a whole bunch as Xmas gifts one year. I think ever single one of them ended up going to goodwill or in a garage sale.

Tea cosies are a lot like your appendix. Not really necessary.

So, they're like tissue box covers. Something old and/or bored women make to give away as gifts to people they don't know well enough to get REAL gifts for.

For M.

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"


Ha Ha Ha... :p

Take plenty of aspirin and call me in the morning.

Ooh, better idea, forget the aspirin, just come over and I'll make you breakfast in the morning, you know, after doing stuff.

I'll make the big bad headache go away. I promise. :)

Lots and lots of water asap is good... followed by a lot of "ill never do that again"s... followed by another long day...

Reset. Rewind. Do over.

Sometimes.

I behave mostly... until I don't...

sigh...

its a thing that is comprosed of fabric that is sewn to take on the shape of a tea kettle... so... you would heat up some tea in your kettle and JUST LIKE A WOMAN youd suddenly decide maybe you wanted it now or maybe you wanted it later but you couldnt decide...

well then... slide that tea kettle into that tea cozy... kind of like a tailored n fitted comforter for the cozy... and your hot wa wa would stay hoterish for longerish.

...

...

nascar. si swimsuit models. playoffs. diamond blade wet saw...

...

that about evens it out...

When I want tea, I nuke a cup of water for 2 minutes, then throw a tea bag and some sugar in the cup.

You can keep nascar and the playoffs. Can I share the models and the saw?

you can keep nascar and the playoffs. can i share the models and the saw?

Mmmmaybe...

so, they're like tissue box covers. something old and/or bored women make to give away as gifts to people they don't know well enough to get REAL gifts for.

Exactly! Also, don't forget, they have to be made of the most hideous material you can find.

Speaking of tissue box covers. I saw one of those crochet dog kleenex box covers at a garage sale the other day, and a ceramic frog brillo pad holder.

Ah, memories.

Yeah... I say a busty brunette looking at crap at a yard sale sometime in the past...

Ah, mammories...

The worst "I'll never drink again" was at my after grad.

You know you're drunk if you end up having sex behind an old shed in a farmers field with a guy you've known for 10 years and never liked.

I think I slept for 3 days after that.

Don't even remind me about the vodka incident. My friends still remind about that and it was 21 years ago!

yeah... i say a busty brunette looking at crap at a yard sale sometime in the past...

ah, mammories...

LOL! Silly boy. You're cute when you're drunk. :)

At least I make sure that the things I make are never tacky, ugly, or useless.

mmmmaybe....

What if I use the saw while wearing a swimsuit? Then, will you share?

at least i make sure that the things i make are never tacky, ugly, or useless.

Me too. Just look at my kids, they're not tacky, they're adorable, and they're... um... well... 2 out of 3 ain't bad. :o ;)

what if i use the saw while wearing a swimsuit? then, will you share?

I may want in on this deal.

k.

I am spent.

Done.

... I know... calling "uncle" first is a shame.

k.

I'm that guy.

Out and over until next time...

what if i use the saw while wearing a swimsuit? then, will you share?

Perhapsish.

Outie all..

Sweet dreams.

The worst "I'll never drink again" was at my after grad.

You know you're drunk if you end up having sex behind an old shed in a farmers field with a guy you've known for 10 years and never liked.

I think I slept for 3 days after that.

Don't even remind me about the vodka incident. My friends still remind about that and it was 21 years ago!

My worst involved bicardi. I asked a friend's husband for a threesome then asked her to have me spayed when she took the cat in to get fixed.

That's the only time I've had bicardi, and I don't plan on ever drinking it again. 2-3 bottles and a couple shots have never gotten me so messed up before. It's usually only enough to get me slightly past tipsy.

I have to go too, but KP bowed out first. I want that on the record!

Night all. I'm taking my friend out driving tomorrow. She's going for her drivers license on Thursday and she's nervous, so I said I'd take her out and about, seeing as she needs a responsible adult with a license to go with her.

Ya, I know, but I was the only one that had time!

Anyway, I should be rested so that I can see the truck coming towards us in time to grab the steering wheel and save us all.

So night. :)

So night. :)

See you between the sheets.

see ya between the sheets.

Race you there. :)

Night. I'm going to join you guys. Just let me get all the cats off my lap and pee, then I'll crawl into bed with you. We can all cuddle up.

my worst involved bicardi. i asked a friend's husband for a threesome then asked her to have me spayed when she took the cat in to get fixed.

that's the only time I've had bicardi, and i don't plan on ever drinking it again. 2-3 bottles and a couple shots have never gotten me so messed up before. it's usually only enough to get me slightly past tipsy.

I have to say that I've had tons of really stupid drunk experiences. I usually end up naked, in someone else's house or car or a bar table, with a guy that I either don't know, or know too well. Of course that doesn't happen anymore. Now I drink at home. ;)

Super drunk + Alty = naked games.

Why am I still awake?

I should be sleeping.

I have to be semi alert tomorrow.

Don't want to go though.

Darn responsibilities. Hey I spelled that right the first try. Yay me! :)

night. I'm gonna join you guys. just let me get all the cats off my lap and pee, then i'll crawl into bed with you. we can all cuddle up.

I think I used Alty cat as a pillow. :(

I don't think that's the kind of pu$$y KP had in mind. :D

Oops... WT.

This is why I should be in bed. :o

Final post, for M.

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

And now I'm really going to bed. Night all. :)

Someday, we'll have to get together, hang out, and drink. Drinking usually ends up with me naked, too. Then again, I prefer not to wear clothes if I can help it.

Right now, I'm wearing jeans and a bra. Didn't even bother putting on a shirt to go to the store. Just threw on a hoodie.

OK, going to bed, now. My eyes are sleepy. Staying up like this wastes my electricity and makes me drool in my sleep. I don't like waking up with my face in a slimy drool puddle.

Night guys , I'm off as well , to the Pub though :)



LOL nice one alty :)

I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for
donations. Just had one from the sperm bank.

Boy , did I give her a mouthful

HA... my husband would love that one, but somehow I don't think the punchline would work as well coming from me... ;)

Husband says to his wife, do you fancy playing a rape game?

Wife says, no !!!!



Husband replies, that's the spirit!

:eek: (ohhh, very bad, in a funny sort of way!)

Final post, for M.

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

And now I'm really going to bed. Night all. :)

Ok... using that one too!. husbands going to wonder just what have I been looking at on the computer... :D

Hahaha good jokes..

:)

Just browsing through the threads and I noticed a lot of teens are on posting,I guess its nearly summer holiday time...

Brace yourselves!