With the power 'empowered' to me and my deputy 'Friend for you" we would like all you unsavory types to come and 'visit' our refurnished jail...

It is kind of like an Open House, you can check in... but there might be a 'price' to leave...

We got a lota new stuff... yep, new chains on the walls, some better food (if the budget will bear it) cleaner toilets (ha ha, some even flush), a new safe to put your wallet after you pay your fine(s).

There are no windows (security) and no place to park your motorcycles EITHER... and only paper cups as I am getting real tired of you guys bangin' the metal ones on the cell bars.... We need ta sleep to you know!

So... come visit, sit for a while, here take a sip of this special brew... nawwww, your ditzy (been drinkin'?)... what are you saying'? I know that it tastes a little 'funny'... but there's nuttin' in there that will hurt you... gettin' a little sleepy??

And no comment about me of my deputies weight either... ya know we have to live up to the 'Big Bellied Sheriff' myth...

Stringer (The Sheriff)

Ha, first! :)

Welcome pretty lady... here sit down, have a 'brew' yep we are very friendly here, you betcha... need a pillow?

Are you going to smother me with that pillow? What's in the "brew"?

I'm scared. STARBY!!

Heyyyyy, what's there to be afraid of?. You are with THE LAW my pretty... hee hee. You're as safe as a bug in the rug...

Most people stomp on the bug in the rug. Besides, I heard talk of handcuffs and other things. Normally that would be okay, but in your hands, well, I'm scared. :(

STARBY! Where the heck is that duck?

Are you going to smother me with that pillow? What's in the "brew"?

I'm scared. STARBY!!!!!!!!!!!

PILLOW FIGHT! :D Lets go jump on the Sheriffs' bed!

PILLOW FIGHT!! :D Lets go jump on the Sheriffs' bed!

I'm so with you on that! :D

::boing squeak, boing squeak, snap, crash::

Crap, Starby, we broke Stringers bed. RUN!! :eek:

Me likey pillow fights. :)

Me likey pillow fights. :)

You're in, as long as you aim the pillow at Stringer. We gals have to stick together. :)

Starby, new recruit, quick, we've got to get to her before the boys do, you know how sneaky they are! :eek:

I'm so with you on that! :D

::boing squeak, boing squeak, snap, crash::

Crap, Starby, we broke Stringers bed. RUN!!!!!!! :eek:

OMG! There are feathers everywhere! Alty quick... scoop some up for me! I need those!. and grab the Sheriff's glue!

I will aim at Stringer. Stringer you better move out of the way, I aim pretty good and I have quite a right hook. :)

Got the feathers ::pfft, pfft:: yuck, they don't taste good. Got the glue. Crap, the glue bottle broke, I'm covered in glue, aaaaah, the feathers, NOOOOO!!

I'm officially covered in feathers. Why don't we just quit while we're behind?

Do you think Stringer will notice ::pfft, pfft:: ?

Me likey pillow fights. :)

Hiiiiiii Sweety... here sit down you thirsty? Don't believe these other girls, they are just spittin' out bad things about this nice sheriff... yep I be a good guy... and I have a good lookin' Deputy too... you will love it in here... we are so kind and NICE...

I am waiting for excon... I know his radar will pick up on this... hee hee.

OMG!! There are feathers everywhere! Alty quick...scoop some up for me!! I need those!...and grab the Sheriff's glue!

You're STILL a plucked Duck!! :eek::D:eek:

Hiiiiiii Sweety...here sit down you thirsty? Don't believe these other girls, they are just spittin' out bad things about this nice sheriff....yep I be a good guy...and I have a good lookin' Deputy too....you will love it in here....we are so kind and NICE....

I am waiting for excon....i know his radar will pick on this....hee hee.

Arnimal... don't trust him! He's crossing his fingers behind his back! He already turned me into a featherless DUCK! No saying what he will do to you! :eek:

Hiiiiiii Sweety...here sit down you thirsty? Don't believe these other girls, they are just spittin' out bad things about this nice sheriff....yep I be a good guy...and I have a good lookin' Deputy too....you will love it in here....we are so kind and NICE....

I am waiting for excon....i know his radar will pick on this....hee hee.

Arnimal, don't believe him for one minute, he's sneaky. Don't let his good looks and sweet ways fool you, as soon as you turn your back he'll pounce. He stole my whip, he also keeps trying to cook Starby. Can you trust a man like that?

:: pftt, pftt :: These feathers are annoying. :(

There's feathers in my drink. :P

Got the feathers ::pfft, pfft:: yuck, they don't taste good. Got the glue. Crap, the glue bottle broke, I'm covered in glue, aaaaah, the feathers, NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm officially covered in feathers. Why don't we just quit while we're behind?

Do you think Stringer will notice ::pfft, pfft:: ?

Hardee Har Har... Ya are now 'Glued and Feathered'... and not one feather got stuck on that DUCK!! She's STILL plucked..! Nakie and scared... standing there shaking and trying to cover the 'important' parts... hee a hee he heee...

Animal... see... you want to be on the good guys side... too many things go wrong with the duck!!

Arnimal, don't believe him for one minute, he's sneaky. Don't let his good looks and sweet ways fool you, as soon as you turn your back he'll pounce. He stole my whip, he also keeps trying to cook Starby. Can you trust a man like that?

:: pftt, pftt :: These feathers are annoying. :(

Why are you so clumsy? I told you not to spill the glue! :rolleyes: Oh noooo... I hear the Sheriff coming down the hall! Haul A$$ Alty... let's make our escape!

Um sir sheriff person... im here for visitation hour? Where do I go?

Do they allow conjugal visits in this here jail?

If they don't.. . I better not check in.. . Nobody wants to deal with me when I am frustrated ;)

There's feathers in my drink. :P

Here sweetie, let me pick that feather out... there... now drink up... it is good for you...

Quick Darkvision, keep stringer occupied while us girls escape. :)

Um sir sheriff person....im here for visitation hour? where do i go?

Hhhmmm "Dark'... interesting name... I think we have work for YOU!

Um sir sheriff person....im here for visitation hour? where do i go?

You could come to my cell, help me get these feathers off before I'm busted.

Don't I look pathetic?

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Starby, Arnimal, Justy, I distracted them with a decoy. Quick, meet me in the laundry room, there has to be some way to get these feathers off.

:: pfft, pfft :: ACHOO! Crap! :(

Why are you so clumsy? I told you not to spill the glue! :rolleyes: Oh noooo....I hear the Sheriff coming down the hall! Haul A$$ Alty...let's make our escape!

Look at the trail of feathers Alty left behind, no wonder that sneaky Stringer knew exactly where you were hiding...

Geesh, you two won't ever make it 007 this way. :D

Do they allow conjugal visits in this here jail?

If they don't. . . I better not check in. . . Nobody wants to deal with me when I am frustrated ;)

Raise your hand. repeat after me... "The sheriff promised that I would NEVER be frustrated...cause he promised...didn't he...."

Quick Darkvision, keep stringer occupied while us girls escape. :)

*Puts on Right said Fred- I'm to sexy for my shirt and starts striping*

Is this working?

Poo, I've got to go, things to do, feathers to pluck, you know, same old same old.

Welcome Arnimal and Dark, we'll have to come up with some nicknames for you.

I'll leave that to the others.

Later kids, be good.

:: pfft, pfft :: This sucks!

You could come to my cell, help me get these feathers off before I'm busted.

Don't I look pathetic?

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Starby, Arnimal, Justy, I distracted them with a decoy. Quick, meet me in the laundry room, there has to be some way to get these feathers off.

:: pfft, pfft :: ACHOO! Crap! :(

No girls... that's not a drug in your drink... AND that really isn't a chain on ya'll's legs... nope just looks like one... HEY Deputy... want to have some fun, they're all kind of dizzy?? Well hurry... run!

Look at the trail of feathers Alty left behind, no wonder that sneaky Stringer knew exactly where you were hiding...

Geesh, you two won't ever make it 007 this way. :D

We always manage to trick the Sheriff! Quick... this way... I dug a secret tunnel... C'mon girls... tippy toe! Sshhhhh...

Raise your hand., repeat after me...."The sheriff promised that I would NEVER be frustrated...cause he promised...didn't he...."

Rut row... I may be getting more than I bargained for in this here cell...

*Puts on Right said Fred- im to sexy for my shirt and starts striping*

is this working?

It's working for me! :D

Ahhh, sidetracked, sidetracked! Leaving now. Bye kids! ;)

Wait, I have to ask something first.

Dark, are you male or female? Okay, that's a weird question to ask, especially since I just watched you strip. Sorry. :o

Leaving now, going, going, gone!

BYE! :p

You could come to my cell, help me get these feathers off before I'm busted.

Don't I look pathetic?

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Starby, Arnimal, Justy, I distracted them with a decoy. Quick, meet me in the laundry room, there has to be some way to get these feathers off.

:: pfft, pfft :: ACHOO! Crap! :(

Looks like a very "hard" task but someone has to do it!

*takes a feather off and gets distracted and starts tickling with it*(not my fault I have ADHD)


Edit-male.

You could come to my cell, help me get these feathers off before I'm busted.

Don't I look pathetic?

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Starby, Arnimal, Justy, I distracted them with a decoy. Quick, meet me in the laundry room, there has to be some way to get these feathers off.

:: pfft, pfft :: ACHOO! Crap! :(

Ok... sorry I was staring... NOW, back to business...

NOOOO, not that scary song, nooo my ears, I am tainted for life, help me ladies.

*Puts on Right said Fred- im to sexy for my shirt and starts striping*

is this working?

Hey... do you have a getaway car? You must be to sexy for your car... too sexy by far!

*Puts on Right said Fred- im to sexy for my shirt and starts striping*

is this working?

NO! Put your shirt back on... DOES NUTTIN' FOR ME!!!!! Pay attention Dark, LOCK the cells... if you stay on track you can be my second Deputy...

Poo, I've got to go, things to do, feathers to pluck, you know, same old same old.

Welcome Arnimal and Dark, we'll have to come up with some nicknames for you.

I'll leave that to the others.

Later kids, be good.

:: pfft, pfft :: This sucks!

Then why do sumptin' that you don't want to do? Makes no sense to me... stay in 'play land.'

Rut row... I may be getting more than I bargained for in this here cell...

Hee hee... well you opened da door sweeetie... ya know I would NEVER take any advantages...

NOOOO, not that scary song, nooo my ears, I am tainted for life, help me ladies.

That's okay... it's distracting the boys. They think we're watching the sexy guy, when really we are plotting our escape! Turn up the song... they'll never hear us! :D

(ya... someone please get this song out of my head!! )

It's working for me! :D

Ahhh, sidetracked, sidetracked! Leaving now. Bye kids! ;)

Wait, I have to ask something first.

Dark, are you male or female? Okay, that's a weird question to ask, especially since I just watched you strip. Sorry. :o

Leaving now, going, going, gone!

BYE! :p

The cool drink is working... sleepy, getting sleepy... here Alty. Just put your little head on this featherless pillow. :rolleyes:

NOOOO, not that scary song, nooo my ears, I am tainted for life, help me ladies.

Song? What song? Awwww you drank the drink... hearing things... nice...

Song? What song? Awwww you drank the drink...hearing things...nice...

The Sheriff's not too sexy for his shirt! :p

Quick before they get to Alty, we need to distract them somehow. I just slipped all over the feathers, ouch that hurt.

NO! Put your shirt back on...DOES NUTTIN' FOR ME!!!!! Pay attention Dark, LOCK the cells...if ya stay on track you can be my second Deputy....

Its OK, you don't have to lie, we all know I'm waaaay sexeh(the voices in my head say so). Anyway on to orders...

*goes and locks all the cells even though no one is in any of them*
*thinks to himself, wow this sheriff is nice, doesn't want any of his guests to accidentally get locked up... *


p.s. glad I could get that song stuck in all of your heads, so see I was distracting :P

that's okay...it's distracting the boys. They think we're watchin the sexy guy, when really we are plotting our escape! Turn up the song...they'll never hear us! :d

(ya...someone please get this song out of my head!!!!)

What song??

Quick before they get to Alty, we need to distract them somehow. I just slipped all over the feathers, ouch that hurt.

Stop sneezing! You're bustin our cover! Let's make a feather boa's, and we'll pretend to put on a show for the Sheriff and his Deputy's, while I will sneak into the Sheriff's office and steal all his keys!

Okey dokey... all those criminal types are in their cells and locked up... (thinking... what's next?)

Great idea, Look Dark just went into the cell to look for us. Quick, hurry lock him in. Now if I can just get Stringer to drink his own drink.

Stop sneezing! You're bustin our cover! Let's make a feather boa's, and we'll pretend to put on a show for the Sheriff and his Deputy's, while I will sneak into the Sheriff's office and steal all his keys!

Ooopppps... forgot to tell you girls... we no longer use keys... yep we are now in the nerd stage... all cells are now programed to lock with our computer thingy... only I know the password... hee a he he heee...

what song??????????????????????

The one I put on, I'm to sexy for my shirt.

Great idea, Look Dark just went into the cell to look for us. Quick, hurry lock him in. Now if I can just get Stringer to drink his own drink.

Well... there are ways to distract his honor the Sheriff... ;)

the one i put on, im to sexy for my shirt.

Oh yeah... I hate that song to... find something more current... K? By the way, I just made that a new law... :rolleyes: Forgot ta tell you this also... I am Sheriff and JUDGE... ya all know that us southern Sheriff's can just about do what we want... after we give ourselves a title... like The Colonel...

Deputy M reporting for duty Sheriff. Watch that Duck , she's always plotting :D

Firstly have to post this, I about died I laughed so hard
ablk (http://ablk.com/e2.html)

Now onto some pranks... (you shouldn't have mentioned you have a computer... it draws me like moth to flame).

*rearanges all keys on the keyboard, plugs the keyboard into the mouse port, and vice versa, rotates the screen to be upside down(video option, not the actual monitor), and ofc uses his ERD disk to change all the account names and passwords. Oh why I'm at it, throw in a key logger as well... to bad your not using a win98 machine... I know some real fun ones for it*

*erases all the video files in the jail so the sheriff can't know who did it*

Look, I found a chest under Stringers desk. *opening the chest, I find handcuffs, mouthwash, some Home and Garden Mags, and what's this, oh no an old VHS copy of the movie Barberella. NOOOOOO I'm doomed

Deputy M reporting for duty Sheriff. Watch that Duck , she's always plotting :D

Whew... so glad that you arrived Deputy... I was running out of breath here. I'm going to sit for a while... you take charge for a while... K?:p

, and and what's this, oh no an old VHS copy of the movie Barberella. NOOOOOO I'm doomed

I was wondering where I left that ;)

Stop sneezing! You're bustin our cover! Let's make a feather boa's, and we'll pretend to put on a show for the Sheriff and his Deputy's, while I will sneak into the Sheriff's office and steal all his keys!

Hear THAT? Quick throw the net over there, I see something moving...

firstly have to post this, i about died i laughed so hard
ablk (http://ablk.com/e2.html)

Now onto some pranks...(you shouldnt have mentioned you have a computer...it draws me like moth to flame).

*rearanges all keys on the keyboard, plugs the keyboard into the mouse port, and vice versa, rotates the screen to be upside down(video option, not the actual monitor), and ofc uses his ERD disk to change all the account names and passwords. oh why im at it, throw in a key logger as well...to bad your not using a win98 machine...i know some real fun ones for it*

*erases all the video files in the jail so the sheriff can't know who did it*

WOOHOO! Our plan is coming together!

Arnimal... I'll meet you in the courtyard!

Deputy Batman, we know how to distract you! :D

Whew...so glad that you arrived Deputy...I was running out of breath here. I'm going to sit for a while...you take charge for a while...K?:p

No problem Sheriff , sitback and take a break.

firstly have to post this, i about died i laughed so hard
ablk (http://ablk.com/e2.html)

Now onto some pranks...(you shouldnt have mentioned you have a computer...it draws me like moth to flame).

*rearanges all keys on the keyboard, plugs the keyboard into the mouse port, and vice versa, rotates the screen to be upside down(video option, not the actual monitor), and ofc uses his ERD disk to change all the account names and passwords. oh why im at it, throw in a key logger as well...to bad your not using a win98 machine...i know some real fun ones for it*

*erases all the video files in the jail so the sheriff can't know who did it*

Huh? My head is spinning... AND THAT is betrayal ! What in the world could those sexy vixens offer you that you would turn Bene Arnold on us..?

WOOHOO!! Our plan is coming together!

Arnimal...I'll meet you in the courtyard!

Deputy Batman, we know how to distract you! :D

wait wait, we have a plan? And here I thought we were just running around randomly.

Stringer is taking a break, this should be easy. Do you hear something? It's over there.:)

Batman... you are one of those computer experty people... go sic 'um!

Stringer is taking a break, this should be easy. Do you hear something? It's over there.:)

BUT... as all the'oldies' here know for a fact; Batman and the Sheriff ARE ALWAYS WATCHING... WE KNOW ALL! And we video tape too... hee hee.

Batman...you are one of those computer experty people...go sic 'um!

No problem stringer , lets see what they have first. I've got them covered :cool:

No problem stringer , lets see what they have first. I've got them covered :cool:

Good man... the training has paid off... you're the man..

First lets just show everyone what power we have.

First that trouble making Duck :cool:

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BUT...as all the'oldies' here know for a fact; Batman and the Sheriff ARE ALWAYS WATCHING...WE KNOW ALL! And we video tape too...hee hee.

yeah but I got rid of the tapes :P. and seriously you could trust me with a million dollars... but put a PC in front of me and I just have to have some fun :)


by the way I still have no idea what the plan is so and all this h4x0ring is getting me thirsty, sheriff wheres the nearest coke machine?

No problem stringer , lets see what they have first. I've got them covered :cool:

You only think that Batman! We will have our way with you! Now off into your corner. We know that you nod off, and we are very patient. Sleep Batman... sleeeeep! Lullabye... and goodnite... oh wait... it's morning in OZ. Hmmpfffttt! Okay, plan B girls!

First lets just show everyone what power we have.

First that trouble making Duck :cool:

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Mmmm duck. Speaking of that.. whens dinner I'm hungry, and I still haven't gotten a drink!

Wait Dark, I have something for you to drink, come this way.:cool:

I was only being nice to the Deputy, and look what he did to meeeee! Big bad meanie!


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yeah but i got rid of the tapes :P. and seriously you could trust me with a million dollars...but put a pc in front of me and i just have to have some fun :)


btw i still have no idea what the plan is so and all this h4x0ring is getting me thirsty, sheriff wheres the nearest coke machine?

For the way you are acting here... not sure of you as yet... hmmmm OK, all is forgiven... here take a sip of this... cool drink... (watching, watching, watching... )

Now Batman... take him to the recycling head bin... :D

First lets just show everyone what power we have.

First that trouble making Duck :cool:

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Yes... "I love the smell of DUCKTAPE in the morning!"

mmmm duck. speaking of that..whens dinner im hungry, and i still havent gotten a drink!

GREAT!! Another convert!

Wait Dark, I have something for you to drink, come this way.:cool:

Let's keep on stirring our special drinks for the Sheriff and his Deputy's. They will not know what hit them. Muuaaahahahaha!

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I was only being nice to the Deputy, and look what he did to meeeee!! Big bad meanie!!


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Drink this... headache... go away.. :eek:

Here you go Darky , Drinks are on me :)
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Arnimal , sheesh I thought it said Animal:confused: There goes that fantasy.:cool:

Wait Dark, I have something for you to drink, come this way.:cool:

*follows the good looking lady*:D

Here you go Darky , Drinks are on me :)
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Arnimal , sheesh i thought it said Animal:confused: There goes that fantasy.:cool:

YEAH... damn it... mine too... adjusting, adjusting... focus... :mad:

(Sheriff wipes his hand over his face)...there, I think I'm alright now....nope still have those thoughts in my mind.....damn....I was likin' that M.....

*hands Darky a Bett Boop cup* Here you will like:cool:

Arnimal, your pic reminds me of a cross between Debbie Gibson and Britney. Hope that was a compliment! ;)

Hey starbuck, I get that all the time. Thank you I like both of them;)

Arnimal, your pic reminds me of a cross between Debbie Gibson and Britney. Hope that was a compliment! ;)

Yes , very pretty lady :cool:

Here you go Darky , Drinks are on me :)
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Arnimal , sheesh i thought it said Animal:confused: There goes that fantasy.:cool:

I'm lookin' at this picture of the Coke machine, knowing that you are tricky... and I can't find anything unusual..? Hmmmm?

Good job starbuck, you have found a distraction, now we can escape. :D

hey starbuck, i get that all the time. Thankyou i like both of them;)

"Down Batman...."

*looks in the cup and sees that its empty... *

Meh ah well go get something from the local 7/11 be back later(got to go for a bit)

Good job starbuck, you have found a distraction, now we can escape. :D

Yes, seems the Sheriff is fascinated by the Coke machine! Hmmmm... :rolleyes: He's seems hynotized actually! Let's make a run for it!

(I'm out for awhile too you guys... behave, now! :p)

I'm lookin' at this picture of the Coke machine, knowing that you are tricky...and I can't find anything unusual...???? Hmmmm?

LOL... what would you like Sheriff



"Down Batman...."

Uuhhhmmm... ok I better leave that one alone :cool:

As I'm making my way to the courtyard * I see that stringer was kind enough to leave his 1987 Pinto outside with the keys in the ignition.* Wooo I'm free:D

As I'm making my way to the courtyard * I see that stringer was kind enough to leave his 1987 Pinto outside with the keys in the ignition.* Wooo I'm free:D

I'm jumping in... wait for meeeeee! Stringy has an '87 Pinto? Really Sheriff?. little tacky isn't it?

Back later.

The Sheriffs Pinto doesn't need keys Arnimal ')

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As I'm making my way to the courtyard * I see that stringer was kind enough to leave his 1987 Pinto outside with the keys in the ignition.* Wooo I'm free:D

Hey!! Cuteeee (THAT be the both of YA!), I am certainly NOT a Pinto kind of guy... I be so coooool... (hee hee) I have a 2008 Black Beauty; Volvo C-70 sport convertible hard top 280 h.p... very sleek and smooth girly, very smooth... tell her M? :D

The Sheriffs Pinto doesn't need keys Arnimal ')

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Yeah... NO, wait Batman... that's not Silver... that's Scout, Tonto's horse.. Where's Tonto?

Isn't my memory amazing?? I astonish myself at times... ok only a few times... :rolleyes:

Quick, his car is a transformer. RUNNNN:eek:

As I'm making my way to the courtyard * I see that stringer was kind enough to leave his 1987 Pinto outside with the keys in the ignition.* Wooo I'm free:D

We have a 'courtyard'? Quick Batman... get the tractor... dig it up... Can't be havin' something nice like that for these bad girls... :p

And my sweetie, you are not free you are imagining it...remember the drink that you drank...hee hee your mind is playin' wit cha... you are still in the cell...

Quick, his car is a transformer. RUNNNN:eek:

Hee hee... right into my deputy's arms... HEY! What's wrong with this picture?? :confused:

Hey!!!! Cuteeee (THAT be the both of of YA!), I am certainly NOT a Pinto kinda guy....I be so coooool....(hee hee) I have a 2008 Black Beauty; Volvo C-70 sport convertible hard top 280 h.p.....very sleek and smooth girly, very smooth...tell her M? :D

And a beauty she is too Sheriff :cool:

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And a beauty she is too Sheriff :cool:

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You have to 'draw' me in the driver's seat M... :rolleyes:

Quick, his car is a transformer. RUNNNN:eek:

Hee hee... have you noticed... all the girls have left cha... a huh... they have abandoned you...

Batman... get that look out of your eye and stop swirling that mustache... BATMAN!! HEY BATMAN!. Focus... we have a job to do, way too many criminal types out there... back to work... Hey!! BATMAN!! Geeeeeeze.. :rolleyes:

LOL Off to the gold mines. I'll be back.;)

Ahhhhh...how come they can come and go when we have the password Batman????

LOL Off to the gold mines. I'll be back.;)

AND... how come you have 'gold mines' when we all have 'SALT MINES?' Please explain... :confused::D

Ahhhhh...how come they can come and go when we have the password Batman????
They only come and go when we LET THEM Sheriff:cool:

They only come and go when we LET THEM Sheriff:cool:

K... but we have to set up some type of 'system' Batman... something so I know what's going on?!?!?!?!?!?! Does 'Keystone Cops' come to mind? :)

K...but we have to set up some type of 'system' Batman....something so I know what's going on?!?!?!?!?!?! Does 'Keystone Cops' come to mind? :)

Sheriff , I've set up cameras it all the Cells. They're hidden cameras so no-one but us can find them.

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All the necessary software is uploaded on this new Laptop I've set up for you. They have no chance :cool:

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Sheriff , I've set up cameras it allthe Cells. They're hiddeen cameras so no-one but us can find them.

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All the neccesary software is uploaded on this new Laptop I've set up for you. They have no chance :cool:

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Why are they so clean??

I've had all the prisoners on clean up duty , the naughtiest got to clean the most cells.

That's why starby had to go for a sleep!!

I've had all the prisoners on clean up duty , the naughtiest got to clean the most cells.

Thats why starby had to go for a sleep!!!

That's good work Deputy... by the way... have you collected their 'donations' to our "Get the Sheriff and Deputy Re-elected Campaign" as yet? I think we need to set minimum donation amounts... Whatcha think 'bout this?

That's good work Deputy....by the way...have you collected their 'donations' to our "Get the Sheriff and Deputy Re-elected Campaign" as yet? I think we need to set minimum donation amounts....Whatcha think 'bout this?

They will be fined every time they are disobedient. That should get us Plenty ;)

They will be fined every time they are disobedient. That should get us Plenty ;)

Wow... you are right... think how much we will make on Alty and Starduck alone... now we have Arnimal and Darky...

I'm planning on a vacation and maybe spending some to buy stocks... great time to do that while a the wimps... opppss... I meant the 'bears' are selling... we will be even richer...

I'm thinking homes in Hawaii... on the beach... grass skirts... of course Marta will have to approve... :o

Hey! Who left the Sherriff and the Deputy alone? Girls! Dark! This is unacceptable. Don't you know that the two of them alone together is bad?

:: pfft, pfft :: Is anyone going to get these feathers off me?

Hey! Who left the Sherriff and the Deputy alone? Girls! Dark! This is unacceptable. Don't you know that the two of them alone together is bad?

:: pfft, pfft :: Is anyone going to get these feathers off of me?

o_O sorry got distracted again! Damn that ADHD. But my time gone is not a complete loss, I came back prepared with my secret weapon! As well as some solvent for the glue, should get you patched(or unpatched) right up!

Alty... I got the vacuum cleaner that they think that they gave us to clean up. Stand by your bars... I'll blow the feathers off you! Scoop them up and pass them over! I saved some jelly from our late night snack, and I'll disguise myself. Gather up your sheets, and we'll tie them together okay? Now, I've been gone all of this time, and have gotten half of the tunnel dug, to get over to your cell, with the spoon they gave me with my lunch. They only think I'm sleeping!

o_O sorry got distracted again! damn that ADHD. but my time gone is not a complete loss, i came back prepared with my secret weapon! as well as some solvent for the glue, should get you patched(or unpatched) right up!


"If you do not understand a answer, feel free to ask for clarification?"

Alty...I got the vacuum cleaner that they think that they gave us to clean up. Stand by your bars...I'll blow the feathers off of you! Scoop em up and pass em over! I saved some jelly from our late night snack, and I'll disguise myself. Gather up your sheets, and we'll tie them together okay? Now, I've been gone all of this time, and have gotten half of the tunnel dug, to get over to your cell, with the spoon they gave me with my lunch. They only think I'm sleeping!

You are going to 'spoon' what?

"If you do not understand a answer, feel free to ask for clarification?"

Most of that was in regards to this message

Hey! Who left the Sherriff and the Deputy alone? Girls! Dark! This is unacceptable. Don't you know that the two of them alone together is bad?

:: pfft, pfft :: Is anyone going to get these feathers off me?

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Make sense now?

You are going to 'spoon' what?

Acchhem, uhmmm... well you of course Sheriff! You know how you like to spoon with the Duck at night while everyone else is asleep!

most of that was in regards to this message

Hey! Who left the Sherriff and the Deputy alone? Girls! Dark! This is unacceptable. Don't you know that the two of them alone together is bad?

:: pfft, pfft :: Is anyone going to get these feathers off of me?

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make sense now?

Oooh. Thanks.

Acchhem, uhmmm...well you of course Sheriff! You know how you like to spoon with the Duck at night while everyone else is asleep!

NOTE for files; Duck is disrespectful, naughty, argumentative, has dirty thoughts,.

Let's see Batman, what should the fines be for ALL THESE indignities? Yep... fineable ! Ha:rolleyes:

Oooh. Thanks.

Np, I have some experience with cops, they tend to be a bit slow :p

(im going to get it for that one arnt I?)

Definitely fineable sheriff , I'm keeping an eye on her from the corner.

Definately fineable sheriff , I'm keeping an eye on her from the corner.

Good man...

np, i have some experience with cops, they tend to be a bit slow :p

(im going to get it for that one arnt i?)

Aaah ha... that's how you act as a guest in our jail? Batman, this guy's status is now changed from 'guest' to permanent resident... bad manners are also an infraction and heavily fineable !:rolleyes: Stand still, Batman has a location chip for you...

Aaah ha...that's how you act as a guest in our jail? Batman, this guy's status is now changed from 'guest' to permanent resident...bad manners are also an infraction and heavily fineable !:rolleyes: Stand still, Batman has a location chip for ya.....



Certainly sheriff, only first I have this issue, I'm getting kind of tired of caring around this four dozen dunken donuts boxes of assorted flavors. Would you two mind holding on to them for a little while?

Bribery??

Bribery???

Nope I'm just full :D

Bribery???

You betcha!! Deputy, look that one up... his tab is growing...

DUNKIN DONUTS, you say?

DUNKIN DONUTS, you say?

Indeed, assorted mix so I'm sure your favorite is still in their :D:D

Deputy... we might want to reconsider his indignation charge...

Hhmmm... maybe we could just make the Fine a box of each flavour ;)

Just let me know when you guys have had your fill, I will clean up.

Indeed, assorted mix so im sure your favorite is still in their :D:D

Good diversion Darky! Throw in a couple of Brownies, and we've got them! They will be noddin off before we know it! ;)

Now, back to my diggin. It's slow going, but I'll make it through! :D

Good diversion Darky! Throw in a couple of Brownies, and we've got em! They will be noddin off before we know it! ;)

Now, back to my diggin. It's slow goin, but I'll make it through! :D


Tut Tut... your list is growing :rolleyes:

Good diversion Darky! Throw in a couple of Brownies, and we've got em! They will be noddin off before we know it! ;)

Now, back to my diggin. It's slow goin, but I'll make it through! :D

DUCKS.. smartest animals on earth! You, just wrote what you are doing :::digging:::..

Don't cha know that the deputy is waiting on the outside with his trusted sub deputies, German Shepherds nets, gas, guns and a paddy wagon? And NOW you will have to pay for all this damage to our nice new jail... ya want that we send you to Devil's Island?? :eek:


Gotcha!

Good diversion Darky! Throw in a couple of Brownies, and we've got em! They will be noddin off before we know it! ;)

Now, back to my diggin. It's slow goin, but I'll make it through! :D

I told you I had a secret weapon, not my fault cops are slow :P




By the way I'm really forgetful... did I mention I laced them with LSD for some added fun? No? Hmmm could have SWORN(:rolleyes:) I said something about that... ah well. Should be a interesting trip...

Tut Tut...............your list is growing :rolleyes:

Take pics and video Batman... for the courts...

Hey! Your first work day of the week is almost over right? Geeeze, I wish, not looking forward to my first tomorrow...

Tut Tut...............your list is growing :rolleyes:

Who me?. I wasn't doing anything Deputy! I was just relaxing in my cell, and reading a romance novel, and listening to Barry White. Someone has been playing tricks on you! ::sneaks and grabs keys to Batmobile::

i told you i had a secret weapon, not my fault cops are slow :P




By the way im really forgetful...did i mention i laced them with LSD for some added fun? No? hmmm could have SWORN(:rolleyes:) i said something about that....ah well. Should be a interesting trip....

Well Deputy, he is now designated as a female, he has joined their group... Oh, didn't anyone tell you... it's kind of split down the middle... the guys and...

He is now part of the subversion group get his file out... oh, I see he does have a long list of infractions with the law... hmmmm.

Well lock down time... be good... lights out close the cell doors, set the alarms...

Batman, your turn for night duty... K? I'm leaving for the night... have to find a reason to have a cigarette latter... Alty knows...

NIght guys...

Hey! Your first work day of the week is almost over right? Geeeze, I wish, not looking forward to my first tomorrow....

3pm nearly here stringer , but I'm at home today as I have Mondays off for a while :)

i told you i had a secret weapon, not my fault cops are slow :P




By the way im really forgetful...did i mention i laced them with LSD for some added fun? No? hmmm could have SWORN(:rolleyes:) i said something about that....ah well. Should be a interesting trip....

They don't know that since they put us on kitchen duty, that those are some rather tasty "mushrooms" we put in their stew we made them!

Oh oh Sheriff and Batman!. don't be "trippin" on the wet floor! Didn't you see the signs?

3pm nearly here stringer , but I'm at home today as I have Mondays off for a while :)

Nice... my friend... jealous.

Well Deputy, he is not designated as a female, he has joined their group...Oh, didn't anyone tell ya...it's kinda split down the middle...the guys and....

He is now part of the subversion group get his file out...oh, I see he does have a long list of infractions with the law....hmmmm.

Well sheriff, you have promised me nothing, and neither have they. But id rather be on their side and hope I get "rewarded" then be on your side and be guaranteed nothing. Now if you wish to negotiate for my services... perhaps we can work something out :)

3pm nearly here stringer , but I'm at home today as I have Mondays off for a while :)

They suspended you on Mondays in OZ land? LOL! I know, it was because you were sleeping at your desk again weren't you!

Stringy is going to bed at 11? Huh? Look out Marta!. Stringy's on his way in! No pun intended!. well maybe a little. C'ya at smoke break time Stringy!

Well sheriff, you have promised me nothing, and neither have they. But id rather be on their side and hope i get "rewarded" then be on your side and be guaranteed nothing. Now if you wish to negotiate for my services....perhaps we can work something out :)

Nope... not tonight... night all... :rolleyes: Maybe tomorrow...

They suspended you on Mondays in OZ land? LOL! I know, it was because you were sleepin at your desk again weren't you!

Stringy is going to bed at 11? Huh? Look out Marta!...Stringy's on his way in! No pun intended!...well maybe a little. C'ya at smoke break time Stringy!

Maybeeeeeee. Stay alert Deputy...

Nope...not tonight.....night all...:rolleyes: Maybe tomorrow....

Sweet dreams Stringy! Off to snooze land you go! ;)

Nope...not tonight.....night all...:rolleyes: Maybe tomorrow....

Lol. Enjoy that sleep stuff. I hear good things about it.

lol. enjoy that sleep stuff. i hear good things about it.

If anyone has some good tips for that sleep thing I hear about... I'm all over it! :p

Oh hey... Stringy, I forgot to tell you! You said there is no place for bikes, on your thread. Where the heck is Rebby going to park? You got to make a special spot for our Rebby girl!

You better make accommodations, or there is going to be a prison riot! :p

... and I hope you made Momma's cell comfy for her or you'll be in big trouble little man! ;)

If anyone has some good tips for that sleep thing I hear about...I'm all over it!! :p

From what I hear all that is needed is me+you+bed+me talking. Evidently this works quite well. Not sure why

From what i hear all that is needed is me+you+bed+me talking. evidently this works quite well. not sure why

Hmmm... I'll have to give that a try. Although I have tried this method in the past, it has not had any long term effects! :p

If anyone has some good tips for that sleep thing I hear about...I'm all over it!! :p

A Bottle of Scotch :cool:

Oh you want long term? In that case I have this pill here... its scientific name is "holowpointes .357 magnumus" just pull this little lever in the back and you will sleep the deepest sleep ever.

Side effects of this pill include(but not limited to)
Death
Comma
Bleeding
Memory loss
Ascension to heaven
Descent to hell


Not recommended for everyone please consult a doctor before taking this medication as it could have serious complications.

If sleep persists for more than 5 years please consult a physician as this may be a serious side effect of the drug.

A Bottle of Scotch :cool:

Now... do I hit myself over the head with this? Does it come with instructions? You know me, I might use this in a manner that hasn't yet been approved! :eek:

Now...do I hit myself over the head with this? Does it come with instructions? You know me, I might use this in a manner that hasn't yet been approved! :eek:

For that method you let me drink the scotch and then let me hit you in the head with it. However its not a recommended method as you may just get a concussion and not sleep. See my answer for a more permanent solution :)

Oh you want long term? in that case i have this pill here...its scientific name is "holowpointes .357 magnumus" just pull this little lever in the back and you will sleep the deepest sleep ever.

Side effects of this pill include(but not limited to)
Death
Comma
Bleeding
Memory loss
Ascension to heaven
Descent to hell


Not recommended for everyone please consult a doctor before taking this medication as it could have serious complications.

If sleep persists for more than 5 years please consult a physician as this may be a serious side effect of the drug.

I believe I've tried the generic brand of this drug. I've experienced all side effects, and many are linguring. Is there an antidote or something to balance these effects?

The decent to hell was bumpy and a little warm

Coma... was a little annoying, but restful

Bleeding... well, who likes that

Death... that was quite disturbing

Acension... the light got in my eyes and gave me a headache

Memory loss... ongoing problem

I do remember meeting a nice man by the name of Rip Van Winkle though!

I believe I've tried the generic brand of this drug. I've experienced all side effects, and many are linguring. Is there an antidote or something to balance these effects?

The decent to hell was bumpy and a little warm

Coma...was a little annoying, but restful

Bleeding...well, who likes that

Death...that was quite disturbing

Acension...the light got in my eyes and gave me a headache

Memory loss...ongoing problem

I do remember meeting a nice man by the name of Rip Van Winkle though!

It seems to me your mixing up some of your symptoms. Now then the memory loss came about when the pill took out part of your brain, same with the bleeding, both perfectly normal side effects. The ascension bit with the headache from the light, the light didn't cause the headache, the bullet I mean pill did. The light you saw came from the hole in your head. After that you slipped into a coma and died. The death part is actually supposed to be the restful part, but for how long were you dead? This could be why you are not happy with our product. As for the descent, this probably occurred in the coma when you were put in the ambulance(bumpy and multiple people, equipment etc ofc it was warm! Not to mention that the more your core temperature drops the warmer you will feel)

Does this better explain what happened? Also I see that you took the generic, this is NOT recommended, but as such we can provide no further help to you for legal reasons. Id contact the manufacture that made it mexico to see what they have to say about any lingering side effects you have, such as death.

Oh hey...Stringy, I forgot to tell ya! You said there is no place for bikes, on your thread. Where the heck is Rebby gonna park?? You gotta make a special spot for our Rebby girl!

You better make accomodations, or there is going to be a prison riot! :p

...and I hope you made Momma's cell comfy for her or you'll be in big trouble little man! ;)

Taken care of, tomorrow we are doing remolding... but Rebby's wheels come off after she parks... for her safety. And you know that I would never forget Momma C.

Needed this cigarette... whew... :)

I was only dead for a teeny tiny sec.---no biggie! Hmmm, isn't that a contradiction in terms?

I shall contact my attourney, who will be in touch with your shady attourney's and the distribution of this product, and have my legal staff contact your attourney's by the dawn of the early day.

Someone must pay! I don't like dying. I've heard bad things can come of this!

Hmmm...I'll have to give that a try. Although I have tried this method in the past, it has not had any long term effects! :p

Do you mean GOOD long term effects??

Taken car of, tomorrow we are doing remolding...but Rebby's wheels come off after she parks....for her safety. And you know that I would never forget Momma C.

Needed this cigarette...whew.....:)

TMI... TMI... TMI! Now I have to deal with this, along with the side effects of my medication? Uuuhhhggggg! What you people put me through. This poor ducky is about to QUACK!

Do you mean GOOD long term effects???

You've seen my case reports... what do YOU think? LOL! :p

TMI...TMI...TMI!! Now I have to deal with this, along with the side effects of my medication?? Uuuhhhggggg!! What you people put me through. This poor ducky is about to QUACK!

And here I thought that I had issues :rolleyes:

Pft that LSD should kick in any time now... then again I may not have taken into account how much drugs the sheriff probably did to want to be a sheriff. Hmmm, well time will tell.

and here i thought that I had issues :rolleyes:

pft that LSD should kick in any time now.......then again i may not have taken into account how much drugs the sheriff probably did to want to be a sheriff. hmmm, well time will tell.

Huh?

Oh well, back to 'sleep' Starduck... later.

G'nite Stringy!

Poor Snickers! I didn't know that we got yet ANOTHER dump of snow, and she was outside. I could hardly see her out there! :( I'm soooo sick of snow! Enough already! Yuck! Good thing Niki has a big fur coat. ;)

G'nite Stringy!

Poor Snickers! I didn't know that we got yet ANOTHER dump of snow, and she was outside. I could hardly see her out there! :( I'm soooo sick of snow! Enough already! Yuck! Good thing Niki has a big fur coat. ;)

63 degrees here today but lots of rain. Don't mind the rain... snow... no! No more!

You have a dog named snickers? Lol I have to tell my mom, she has a toy poodle named that. What bread is your dog?

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Scary... wonder if our Rebby will see this?

Got to go now, two business meetings tomorrow morning...

You have a dog named snickers? lol i have to tell my mom, she has a toy poodle named that. what bread is your dog?

Her name is actually Niki. I call her Snickers all of the time though. She also gets called Nikster, Bubba, Bubba Boo, Bubba Loo, Fatty Dog, Chunky Cheese, Chunkster, Chunky Butt... well I could go on... but she answers to them all! She's a Yellow Lab/American Eskie. She's my big baby, and she's such a good girl.

Stringy... it's -2 Fahrenheit here! Yesterday it was in the mid 50's!

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Scary....wonder if our Rebby will see this?

Gotta go now, two business meetings tomorrow morning....

Do I want to watch this? Is this a scary trick you are playing on me again with heights Stringy? You think yer funneeee don't you?

I believe its sleepy time for me, will be taking that pill, wake me in the morning.

Night all, night bubba, please don't rape me in my sleep.

i believe its sleepy time for me, will be taking that pill, wake me in the morning.

night all, night bubba, please dont rape me in my sleep.

:eek: Glad Bubba is in your cell. My Bubba is on the girls side... LOL! Take your pill and be ready for the Sheriff to bang at the cell room doors in the morning, and set off those alarms! I don't think you'll sleep through all of that clamour. G'nite Darky!

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Scary....wonder if our Rebby will see this?

Gotta go now, two business meetings tomorrow morning....

Okay, that was kind of cool. It definitely wasn't the scariest one you've sent me at bedtime! :p

Good morning all, yes you too.

I am checking in...
Letting you all know I survived the 15 girls and rested all day yesterday;)
Hope you guys feel great on this wonderful MONDAY! It is going to be slick at snot... soooo cold out there, and here where I live, people don't know hoe to drive on the slick roads... let alone dry ones heehee;)

Hey girlie, glad you found it...

So the party went well and you are all rested... good...

Morning Start,

Glad to hear that you survived your teenage slumber madhouse. :D Bet it was lots of fun and you are probably now the coolest Mom any of them know.

As far a WONDERFUL Monday, you must be just a bit dilusional from all your activities this weekend. ;)

Mornin Starty girl, Justy, and yes you too you dastardly Sheriff.

Why more snow?. why?. someone tell me why?

... aaaanndddd... I woke up to a pile of dog sh*t right in front of my bathroom door! That is the first time Niki has EVER gone in the house! What the..?

Mornin my pretties BWHAHAHHAHA... wait did I just give it away that I may be an evil witch... waiting for my next subject for my experiments?
Justy, you are right... I am not myself.. it must be Monday!

Starbs... oh goodness clean it up and move on, that is what we get for loving furry creatures;)

Stringer, it went fine and I am alive;)

Mornin Starty girl, Justy, and yes you too you dastardly Sheriff.

Why more snow?....why?...someone tell me why??

.....aaaanndddd....I woke up to a pile of dog sh*t right in front of my bathroom door! That is the first time Niki has EVER gone in the house! What the........?????

Uuuuguuulllirgg**@#^%*%)... forget breakfast... please take this away, I'm not hungry anymore.(gulp):eek:

Have a good day you guys;) Lots a good huggins... I got to git to work!

Uuuuguuulllirgg**@#^%*%)...forget breakfast....please take this away, I'm not hungry anymore.(gulp):eek:

Awwww... sowwy Stwingy! :p I don't think I'll be eating for awhile myself! I don't know why she went in the house. She was out right before bedtime. I guess she tried to make it to the bathroom though. She must not have been able to jump up on the toilet, lol. I have a feeling that it's because my house pest was taking her out for walks in the morning. I need to find myself another dog walker. The other 3 aren't showing up anymore. I'm so happy I pd. In advance. Smooth move! :rolleyes:

B'bye Starty! Have a good day at work. Careful on those roads!

Mornin Starty girl, Justy, and yes you too you dastardly Sheriff.

Why more snow?....why?...someone tell me why??

.....aaaanndddd....I woke up to a pile of dog sh*t right in front of my bathroom door! That is the first time Niki has EVER gone in the house! What the........?????

Awwe, dog poo, I want some... just one like pile, if it comes with the big fluff of fur to lick my face and wake me up in the morning.

Do you think if I got a puppy, I could hide him and my partner would never notice?

I need to find myself another dog walker.

I will send my resume.

I do have to note that I won't leave the house if the temp is below 60 degrees.

Also, you will have to cover all traveling expenses. :D

I will send my resume.

I do have to note that I won't leave the house if the temp is below 60 degrees.

Also, you will have to cover all traveling expenses. :D

Do you give massages?

I will send my resume.

I do have to note that I won't leave the house if the temp is below 60 degrees.

Also, you will have to cover all traveling expenses. :D

Uhhmmm... yeah, I don't think you'd be leaving the house. It's -18 Fahrenheit right now! :rolleyes:

Oh you would have a big bundle of fur all right! If you'd like I could mail you enough to knit another dog! :eek:

She's my baby though. I feel so bad for her. She thinks she's in worse trouble than she is. She's hiding on me right now, and she won't come out. It's probably because I almost stepped in it when I first got up and walked to the bathroom. I screamed, and it scared her. Poor babe. It's the only time she's ever done it, so I'm not going to make a big deal out of it.

Do you give massages?

For the right amount, I think it could be arranged. ;)

For the right amount, I think it could be arranged. ;)

Possibly, mine canceled this week... flu. And it sure relives the stress levels and blood pressure... sigh

What are your terms?

You mean I would be replacing a professional... rut row.

Do you give carpal tunnel recovery time?

Do you have animals to walk... I was really only interested in dogs.

Justy, coax the Sheriff into your cell, and get him all relaxed, and then run out and lock him in! ;)

Well where else could I give him his massage??

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Good morning all I slept like a baby, these cells are more comfortable than I thought. Though for some reason my behind is a bit sore... but I asked bubba if he did anything and he said no... though their was strange gleam in his eyes. I suppose it was just the lighting.

Im glad it isn't that cold down here! It's a very pleasant 80 or so. Starby just move down here with me ;)

What a tease you are! 80's... pppffftt! ;)

My parents live in FL. I'm sure it's nice and toasty there too! :(

Oh well, wait until July and then I'll be crabbin about it being 100 stupid degrees. Lol I live in a city in Alberta that is infamous for insanely cold winters, and insanely hot summers. Can't win for losing!

Wow. No one even invited me. *sigh*. Thanks for feeding the funk, guys!

Sheesh...

;)

Awww... we would find you Chicky girl! You know we wouldn't leave you behind! ;) How are yo feeling?

Honestly? I think I'm depressed. There's just so much stinkin' drama going on in my life these days. It's only been a week since Grandpa died and the divide-and-conquer-ness in my Uncle's wife has claimed so much of my heritage.

Yes, depressed.

But, to everyone that asks, "I'm Great! Thanks!" :D

*sigh*

It's no wonder that you are feeling depressed. You've just had so much to deal with. :( Sorry sweets. Wish I could do something to cheer you up a bit.

How 'bout a Starby kiss?

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Lol. Thanks, Girl. :)

I think part of it has to do with the fact that I haven't really cried yet. I've been going and going since when he died and have been with people since. My brother is staying with me until tomorrow, then Firday I have two more people coming for a week. THen Mom is coming back. So, it's crazy... and I feel like I'm about to explode!

Crap. Someone just called for an article interview... *sigh*... got to go! Again!

You need a VACAY Chicky! You need to go hop a plane down to the keys! You can get a cheapie flight there. Grab yourself a chaise lounge, and lay out on the beach with a good book and a cabana boy! Some good music, good food, lots and lots of your fave coffee, and just relax in the sun, away from all of the stress. Let yourself go, and allow yourself to have a good cry.

Easy to say right now right? I guess that wouldn't be feasible right now, but it's nice to think of right? Keep looking forward to your trip to China. I hope you get enough money together so you can go very soon. ;)

Ha Last... Boo Hooo...

Helloooo Joe! How are you this freakin freezing Monday morn? ;)

I am freaking awesome... Warm and 20 degrees with rain one day and the next, -10 and snow. Lol

Got to love Canada.

I am feeling good, even though have been dealing with one difficult relative, and it is a shame but I need to learn how to let that stuff go. His loss not mine. Lol

How are you doing this fine Monday Morn?

I know!. this weather is just crazy! It was like plus 13 last week, and now it's -26 Celsius. It was raining here too, and then we got another huge dump lastnite! I'm sure we have at least a foot and a half, and of course the drifts are stupid high.

Sorry to hear about your annoying relative. I have a few of those... trust me! It's not fun is it?!

I'm fine. Still sitting with my leg up. I can't even go out on crutches, because I know I would slip and fall again, with all of the frozen ice underneath the snow!

So yeah... fun times! ;)

My boy just wants to watch the snowman movies non stop lol. Loves the snow man.

Haha! Well you could just go out and build them! If you don't have enough snow, I can send you all you want! Be my guest... take it all! I'm sure little cheeks would love it!

**strips down, shows hands, opens mouth, lifts b*lls, turns around, bends over, & coughs**

Clear?

Thank god.

Well you painted some picture there! Hey Dr. J How's you been hangin? Okay... don't answer that. How you doing? Long time no see! We knew jail would attract you! LOL!

Wow. No one even invited me. *sigh*. Thanks for feeding the funk, guys!

Sheesh....

;)

I am sorry sweetie, I did this in a hurry because we were at the end of the last one. And I have been so busy

But congratulate me please.. I just sold and closed a $504,000.00 account we start work first of April... Takes some pressure off...

Honestly? I think I'm depressed. There's just so much stinkin' drama goign on in my life these days. It's only been a week since Grandpa died and the divide-and-conquer-ness in my Uncle's wife has claimed so much of my heritage.

Yes, depressed.

But, to everyone that asks, "I'm Great! Thanks!" :D

*sigh*

You are a 'tuf' girl... and we know that you ARE a survivor hon. :)

I am sorry sweetie, I did this in a hurry because we were at the end of the last one. and I have been so busy

But congratulate me please..I just sold and closed a $504,000.00 account we start work first of April....Takes some pressure off....

WOOOHOOOO! CONGRATS STRINGY!

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I am freaking awesome..... Warm and 20 degrees with rain one day and the next, -10 and snow. lol

Got to love Canada.

I am feeling good, even though have been dealing with one difficult relative, and it is a shame but I need to learn how to let that stuff go. His loss not mine. lol

How are you doing this fine Monday Morn??

Hello my friend!

WOOOHOOOO!! CONGRATS STRINGY!!

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Thanks Starby...

56 degrees here today, cloudy. We have had some flooding and some roads are closed and they are expecting more heavy rain tomorrow too. :(

I'm just glad I don't live in IL any more, I love warmth! And grats sting. By the way what is it that you do?

And starby how did you hurt your leg?

Well see Stringy, now's the time to take me on that Caribbean cruise we talked about! Marta and I will need your credit card. We'll try not to spend too much. Just a few spa visits and shopping trips... that's all we ask!

I am sorry sweetie, I did this in a hurry because we were at the end of the last one. and I have been so busy

But congratulate me please..I just sold and closed a $504,000.00 account we start work first of April....Takes some pressure off....

Wow. Congrats Sir Stringer! That's awesome! :)

No worries. :) I'm just in a funk. But, as you say, I'm strong and I WILL stand in this rain and be fine. (I'm singing a Superchick song these days - Stand in the Rain - and it's perfectly portraying where I'm living. Posted the lyrics under my QUotes thread)

im just glad i dont live in IL any more, i love warmth! and grats sting. btw what is it that you do?

and starby how did you hurt your leg?

Stringy's a janitor... hahahaha! Just jokin! ::hiding::

My leg? Well... we have Miss Snickers to thank for that! I was going shopping... my van wouldn't start... went to the neighbours to try and get a boost... snow was 2' deep and heavy... Nikster was excited... came barrelling at me... I went sideways... feet stayed straight and stuck in the snow... yelled for help... layed in snow... crawled home... took forever... ligaments torn... Niki in trouble. I think that about sums it up! LOL!

im just glad i dont live in IL any more, i love warmth! and grats sting. btw what is it that you do?

and starby how did you hurt your leg?

Yeah, me too... that's why we bought a nice condo in Naples, Fl.

Wow. Congrats Sir Stringer!! That's awesome! :)

No worries. :) I'm just in a funk. But, as you say, I'm strong and I WILL stand in this rain and be fine. (I'm singing a Superchick song these days - Stand in the Rain - and it's perfectly portraying where I'm living. Posted the lyrics under my QUotes thread)

I knew it... good girl.

Well see Stringy, now's the time to take me on that carribean cruise we talked about! Marta and I will need your credit card. We'll try not to spend too much. Just a few spa visits and shopping trips...that's all we ask!

Cruise? I am stashing as much as I can... it ain't getting better for LONG time hon.

Stringy's a janitor...hahahaha!! Just jokin! ::hiding::

My leg? Well...we have Miss Snickers to thank for that! I was going shopping...my van wouldn't start...went to the neighbours to try and get a boost...snow was 2' deep and heavy....Nikster was excited...came barrelling at me....I went sideways...feet stayed straight and stuck in the snow.....yelled for help....layed in snow....crawled home....took forever....ligaments torn...Niki in trouble. I think that about sums it up! LOL!

Yep, we love you, but another typical day Starby... right? You just need some peace and quite... not a cruise!

Did someone say Tom Cruise??

Now THAT would cure the funk! Send him right along! ;)

im just glad i dont live in IL any more, i love warmth! and grats sting. btw what is it that you do?

and starby how did you hurt your leg?


Yeah, me too...that's why we bought a nice condo in Naples, Fl.

There can not be any bashing of Illinois, as I am still stuck here and actually today our weather isn't that bad!

BTW, Congrats Stringer. Got to love a great day in the office and a little stress off. :D

There can not be any bashing of Illinois, as I am still stuck here and actually today our weather isn't that bad!!

BTW, Congrats Stringer. Gotta love a great day in the office and a little stress off. :D

Lol sure their can! My dad loves when it snows, we have friends that still live up their so he calls to complain about how cold it is all through the winter. Stuff like "man it got down to 50 today its freezing! whats the weather like where your at?" the reply tends to be something along the lines of "(lots of cussing) 8 inches (some more cussing) snow(more cussing, this time at my dad because he is laughing so hard)". What are friends for? :)


Starby just so you know feet arnt meant to bend that way! Maybe next time you will know better.
p.s. starby that sounds painful sorry for the mishap.

Did someone say Tom Cruise???

Now THAT would cure the funk! Send him right along! ;)

You know my son is almost a twin of Tom Cruise. I think, of course that he is handsome and a good kid. But since he was about 17 people have been telling him that, he has had several people stop him in stores and on the street asking him for an autograph... P*sses off his wife big time...

There can not be any bashing of Illinois, as I am still stuck here and actually today our weather isn't that bad!!

BTW, Congrats Stringer. Gotta love a great day in the office and a little stress off. :D

Thank you cuteee...

I really kind of like the Chicago area, I used to live in Lakeview Tower on the 26th floor facing east and west... but I like my home ion the western suburbs a lot to, more peaceful. And we are still close enough to go to the theater and clubs downtown...

But you need a getaway too... although I haven't had much time for 'getaways' lately... :mad:

Marta and I are planning to getaway to Mackinaw Island for two weeks this June... hopefully... :)

I LOVE Mackinaw Island! Mmm... great. Now I want fudge.

I grew up in Michigan! Right... *lifts right hand, points to palm*... HERE! :)

I LOVE Mackinaw Island! Mmm.... great. Now I want fudge.

I grew up in Michigan! Right.... *lifts right hand, points to palm*... HERE! :)

The drive up the eastern shore of Lake Michigan into the mountains is simply breathtaking, reminds me of Western Pennsylvania...

We aren't sure yet if we are staying at The Grand Hotel or at a bed and breakfast..

The Grand. *sigh*... :)

Domestic Violence abuse victim...

Ready to lie to protect her husband. Can some others take a peak...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/can-marriage-survive-domestic-violence-322537-3.html#post1594063

The Grand. *sigh*.... :)

My first trip to Mackinaw Island was inspired by the movie 'Somewhere in Time' with Christopher Reeves... great movie... AND they have that very same picture in that small room at The Grand of the actress in the movie. Remember when he went into the room to look at her, it's actually still there from the movie.

Oh yeah. I love that movie. And that hotel. :)

Hello Sherrif, I'm here to rescue the ladies;)

Domestic Violence abuse victim...

Ready to lie to protect her husband. Can some others take a peak...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/can-marriage-survive-domestic-violence-322537-3.html#post1594063

On it! I'm sure you guys know I will NOT let this one go without a comment or two. :mad:

Hello Sherrif, I'm here to rescue the ladies;)

So, little lady, you just walk into my office and announce that you are here to 'rescue' them thar varmits?

Well, Missy, it sounds as though you are thinkin' that they are 'patriots' or sumtin? Like they don't even deserve to be here under lock and key??

Well Pilgrim, that ain't how it is done in these parts... no sirreeeee!:rolleyes: Put your hands behind your back hon... Hey Deputy! Do we have handcuffs small enough for baby doll wrists?

Domestic Violence abuse victim...

Ready to lie to protect her husband. Can some others take a peak...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/can-marriage-survive-domestic-violence-322537-3.html#post1594063

Thank you for the thread, wish I had found it earlier. I hate scum like that, I just hope she listens and gets out of dodge intact.

So, little lady, you just walk into my office and announce that you are here to 'rescue' them thar varmits?

Well, Missy, it sounds as though you are thinkin' that they are 'patriots' or sumtin? Like they don't even deserve to be here under lock and key??????

Well Pilgrim, that ain't how it done in these parts....no sirreeeee!:rolleyes:

And this here little lady is rather partial to fuzzy, wittle, Wabbits... ;)

Domestic Violence abuse victim...

Ready to lie to protect her husband. Can some others take a peak...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/can-marriage-survive-domestic-violence-322537-3.html#post1594063


Thanks for posting - shocking but similar things posted all the time. How sad.

Yeah, just concerned, she seems to somewhat get it, then came back to say she won't testify against him.

Hoping since the state is filing without her, they may have enough evidence. It is so often the victims won't procecute their abusers.

Look at the Rihanna case, that has me all up in arms also...

::sigh:: can't save them all.

Yeah, just concerned, she seems to somewhat get it, then came back to say she won't testify against him.

Hoping since the state is filing without her, they may have enough evidence. It is so often the victims won't procecute their abusers.

Look at the Rihanna case, that has me all up in arms also...

::sigh:: can't save them all.

I agree. It's the one thing I've always liked about my friends from high school, many of them had abusive parents, so if they saw a man hit a women... well lets just say the last time I heard about something like that it went something like this: friend A is driving friend B and girlfriend. Friend B hits girlfriend, Friend A stop car, drags friend B out beats him to a bloody pulp(think 3 broken ribs broken nose + scrapes and bruises). Then leaves friend B their to get a ride with a different friend to the hospital. Personally I think he got off light.


As stated hope she listens, not just fer her sake but for the rest of their sakes as well.

Hey Everyone! Guess what Justy?

Hey Stringer! Hey Darkvision! You must be new around here. I know you beat me to the jail though. I'm just a passer through as always.