About 250 more posts, and someone's gonna have to build a new jail! :D :eek:

I'm trying to get off here and go see my wife Clough, BUT they won't let me...

I don't know if I have the energy buddy. :rolleyes::):D

We all know each other so well don't we. Our Sheriff Stringy. He's a cuddly guy. Big Teddy Beary Weary. But hey Alty?. the Sheriff stole my lub! Isn't that illegal?

NM... quick... sneak me the spoon you got from yer supper. I'm still trying to dig a tunnel out of here! Us girls are ready for a takeover!

Originally posted by Stringer

I'm trying to get off here and go see my wife Clough, BUT they won't let me...

I don't know if I have the energy buddy. :rolleyes::):D

Well, ask them to take the straps off you!!

I'm trying to get off here and go see my wife Clough, BUT they won't let me.....

I don't know if I have the energy buddy. :rolleyes::):D

Your wife Clough? Is there something you guys isn't telling us? LMAO!

If you want it rough you go to Sneezy! ;)

I'm going to die now. :eek: Sneezy, sweetie, luv ya ta bits, you know you're my boy! :cool:

I choked on my water! Lmao Hope Sneezy's somewhere taking some more pics for "What is this?" But one never knows, he does have that color-coded drawer... :confused:

We all know each other so well don't we. Our Sheriff Stringy. He's a cuddly guy. Big Teddy Beary Weary. But hey Alty?...the Sheriff stole my lub!! Isn't that illegal?

NM...quick...sneak me the spoon you got from yer supper. I'm still tryin to dig a tunnel outta here! Us girls are ready for a takeover!!

You know that those spoons are for somtin' else... and they are all plastic anyway... we covered this DUCKIE! :D:rolleyes:

Your wife Clough? Is there somethin you guys aint tellin us?? LMAO!!

Ya see why we keep her in isolation?

You guys keep me entertained! Hahahahaha!

I choked on my water!! lmao Hope Sneezy's somewhere taking some more pics for "What is this?" But one never knows, he does have that color-coded drawer...:confused:

Water.. That's it? Water? :confused::rolleyes: Alty... talk to her...

Your wife Clough? Is there somethin you guys aint tellin us?? LMAO!!

I ain't got no WIFE!

NM...quick...sneak me the spoon you got from yer supper. I'm still tryin to dig a tunnel outta here! Us girls are ready for a takeover!!

Here you go... I got a file too that my auntie slipped to me in a pound cake. :cool:



Your wife Clough? Is there somethin you guys aint tellin us?? LMAO!!

:eek::eek::eek:
I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!

You know that those spoons are for somtin' else....and they are all plastic anyway...we covered this DUCKIE! :D:rolleyes:

I TOLD you!. NO MORE SPOONING!! Go have your smoke now Sheriff! :p

You guys keep me entertained!! Hahahahaha!

You're time in this jail is not supposed to be entertaining dear, nope... especially for featherless skinny ducklins'. Hmmmm sounds like dumplins... hungry again... damn.

Here ya go... I got a file too that my auntie slipped to me in a pound cake. :cool:



:eek::eek::eek:
I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!

Shhhh... I think we've distracted him now! This should be an easy escape!

Water......? That's it? Water? :confused::rolleyes: Alty...talk to her....

Yep, water. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :cool:

I ain't got no WIFE!

Don't try to explain nuttin to 'um Clough... they twist and turn everything that they can... yep... defensive posture...

I NEED TO LEAVE... please... :o

I choked on my water!! lmao Hope Sneezy's somewhere taking some more pics for "What is this?" But one never knows, he does have that color-coded drawer...:confused:

Sneezy has a date, sort of. There's a young lady that is smitten with our little Sneezer, she's 20, never had a date in her life, her parents are Indian so she will have an arranged marriage and isn't allowed to date, so she snuck out in order to see our Sneezy.

Sneezy is not liking this. He felt the need to take her out because she asked, he didn't want to say no, but all of this is way too high school for the poor boy. Also, he just thinks of her as a friend and it's very obvious that she is madly in love with him. Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.

To make matters worse, I've been egging him on all night, sending emails (which he gets on his phone) telling him to touch her, kiss her, I double dog, triple dog dare him.

I'd bet a lot of money that he won't be removing one of the condoms from his perfectly arranged drawer tonight.

Okay, he really is going to kill me. :eek:

I TOLD you!!...NO MORE SPOONING!! Go have your smoke now Sheriff! :p

I am... the only place that I am 'allowed' to smoke is in my office here at home... well outside too... but it's been a little cold lately... :rolleyes:

AND, I am smoking my last cigarette... (now). Going soon... for sure.. .I mean it!

Don't try to explain nuttin to 'um Clough...they twist and turn everything that they can...yep...defensive posture....

I NEED TO LEAVE.....please...:o

Yup! I understand how they are!! :eek:

Yikes!

Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D

Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

Yikes!

Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D

Poor String man. So hey... what's he wearing? LOL!

Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

Yikes!

Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D

Ha, ha. Get him Clough! :D

Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.

And I'm sure that all of it is not his fault either.

I'm thinking... poor girl.

Yup! I understand how they are!!!! :eek:

Yikes!

Not only has Stringer been getting it here, I've been driving him crazy by emailing him at the same time! :D

Want to be a deputy?:D

Want to be a deputy?:D

Don't go to the dark side Cloughy... don't gooooooo!

Poor String man. So hey...what's he wearin? LOL!

The usual... nakie... well almost, Marta has stripped me already... (sigh)... her birthday, remember? And it's her birthday a LOT ! :)

Want to be a deputy?:D

What will happen to me once I become one?

Don't go to the dark side Cloughy...don't gooooooo!!

StarDuck... do you remember those little rubber duckies that I told you that I bought? You remember... the ones that light up when you touch 'um? Well guess what... they all have little pins stuck in them... I can't find room to stick in them anymore... :rolleyes:

Don't go to the dark side Cloughy...don't gooooooo!!

I am a creature of the night! But, thanks for your concern!

What will happen to me once I become one?

You will enjoy all the benefits of your position... power, a fat belly, power and did I mention power?

Poor Sneezy, he's always in a bind.

To make matters worse, I've been egging him on all night, sending emails (which he gets on his phone) telling him to touch her, kiss her, I double dog, triple dog dare him.

I'd bet alot of money that he won't be removing one of the condoms from his perfectly arranged drawer tonight.

Okay, he really is going to kill me. :eek:

That's too funny but I doubt he'll come back and sift through the pages of this thread to know you ratted him out, lol.

Hey, does he really 'sneeze funny' or is that an innuendo? :confused:

Originally Posted by Clough https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/amhd_imgs/buttons/viewpost.gif (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/yall-come-visit-our-new-updated-brand-spankin-new-jail-lounge-326484-128.html#post1618919)
What will happen to me once I become one?



You will enjoy all the benefits of your position... power, a fat belly, power and did I mention power?

Are you some kind of warlock! :eek:

StarDuck...do you remember those little rubber duckies that I told ya that I bought? You remember...the ones that light up when you touch 'um? Well guess what...they all have little pins stuck in them...I can't find room to stick in them anymore ....:rolleyes:

PINS?. DUCKIES? Ducky losing air... heelllppppp! POP! DOH! That hurt!

Are you some kinda warlock! :eek:

Nope, just a nice guy that is trying to keep the piece. :):eek:

Are you some kinda warlock! :eek:

He's a vampire! I see him arise in the middle of the night! Oh nooooo... you are one of them too aren't you! :eek:

That's too funny but I doubt he'll come back and sift thru the pages of this thread to know you ratted him out, lol.

Hey, does he really 'sneeze funny' or is that an innuendo?? :confused:

Sadly, I just ratted myself out, I'm on the phone with him right now and I told all.

The date was boring, he was ready to fall asleep, just dropped her off and now is heading home to rearrange his condom drawer.

Yes, he does sneeze funny! :eek:

PINS?....DUCKIES? Ducky losing air...heelllppppp!! POP! DOH! That hurt!

Better be good then... calm down and sit over there... M get the chains... :D

M's not here, you're on your own.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

M's not here, you're on your own.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nope... ya know that he is ALWAYS here... check the dark corners...

Clough... Deputy?

He's a vampire! I see him arise in the middle of the night! Oh nooooo....you are one of them too aren't you!! :eek:

Ssssssssssssssssssssss... another pin.

Nope, just a nice guy that is trying to keep the piece. :):eek:

Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"... lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)... how old is he??

Night all... tomorrow.

Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"...lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)...how old is he????

He's got weezer sneezers... and we can find him in every corner. He's likely hiding behind M... aka Batman!

Sheriff... Deputy Batman isn't here! When I exploded I flew through and looked! Nope! No Batman! I'm all full of air again now. I have a secret pump!. don't ask!. hahaha! :eek:

G'nite Stringy! You know I store up your hot air and save it right? :p heehee!

Deputy Joe here for duty. Do not know if I can catch up. 1 30 am and no sleep and lots of well, never mind.

'Night Stringer

Howdy Deputy Joe,
Not much going on here, lotta misbehavin' :rolleyes:

Deputy Joe, have you seen the indecencies that have happened here? I've been popped! This is cruel and unusual punishment against a helpless duck!

Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"...lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)...how old is he????

He's a baby, 23. Yup, he's my boy toy, my play thing, my squishy! :D

His sneezes, they're just weird, undescribable, you have to hear them, you'll never be the same. ;)

Sleepless, high on ------- and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain...

Sleepless, high on codeine and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain........

Uhh Ohhh... Dr. Evil is back! :eek:

Sleepless, high on codeine and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain........

How about a beer Joe, just you and me in the rubber room. You know, the room that's made of rubber! Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeesh! :p

How about a beer Joe, just you and me in the rubber room. You know, the room that's made out of rubber! Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeesh! :p

See, it's gettin' hard ( uh oh :eek:) to keep all these conversations separate!

I do not know how well I could handle booze and -------... Wow you really want to get me messed up. Trying to plan your escape do you?

See, it's gettin' hard ( uh oh :eek:) to keep all these conversations separate!

Not this room NM, the other one! The secret one. The one for members only!

You lost, I've been there and back again. Now go quickly, Sneezy is waiting. :cool:

What Alty, no comment... Hmmm??

I do not know how well I could handle booze and -------... Wow you really want to get me messed up. Trying to plan your escape do ya??

I think she snuckerd out without us girlz! What the..? Traitor! She's s'pose to be helping out around here! What's the deal?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/marriage/should-let-her-go-332178.html

Wow Joe, just read that thread... I was like why is this even a question? What a dum-dum. Sometimes people come here and ask questions that they already know the answer to. You can tell just by the way they phrase it.

That question I felt like saying it a lot stronger then I did, but then again, it sounds like a 10 year old wrote that question. Man I do not know about this. Thanks guys for checking the thread out...

Wow, Unfarking believable... Thank you Alty for all the new words I have learned from you. Hee Hee.

That question I felt like saying it a lot stronger then I did, but then again, it sounds like a 10 year old wrote that question. Man I do not know about this. Thanks guys for checking the thread out...

Wow, Unfarking believable..... Thank you Alty for all the new words I have learned from you. Hee Hee.

YES! Needs to be in the dictionary (farkionary) right along with Absofarkinlutley! Also, we need to add sentences! Like... I don't give a fark, or... you dumbfark, or... where the fark did everybody go? :D

Where did everyone go?? I am wondering that myself??

Helllloooo anybooody out theeere??

I'm right farking here! Can't you seeeee meeee! Am I infarking invisible?

I'm right farking here!! Can't you seeeee meeee!! Am I infarking invisible?

Yes, we're all infarkinvisible!

I'm here, can't believe I'm up this late ::yawning::

Starbs, please tell me how I can become a Lert?

Weellll, first you have to apply to be A-LERT. Then if they accept your application, you will be subject to an number of exercises and tests to see if you are prepared to be a lert! Only when you pass these tests will you be an official LERT!

Hey it is almost 3 am here... You call that late? Huh or should I say, Eh?? Lol

Hey it is almost 3 am here...... You call that late? Huh or should I say, Eh??? lol

3am eh? Do you know where your polar bears are?

Hey it is almost 3 am here...... You call that late? Huh or should I say, Eh??? lol

That actually made me laugh out loud. Can I start saying that? Will the Canandians agree to let me use "Eh"?

Starbs, How can a get a Lert application? I really think it would be an excellent career path for me and help me to further my dreams and goals. Please advise...

Hey it was fun when I was invisible but now that you all are, its no fair.

Hey NM this canadian says you can say Eh, anytime you want it is better then HuH, like what we are used to hearing from our american friends lol...

That actually made me laugh out loud. Can I start saying that? Will the Canandians agree to let me use "Eh"?

Starbs, How can a get a Lert application? I really think it would be an excellent career path for me and help me to further my dreams and goals. Please advise...

Well there are strict rules.

First and foremost, you need to learn the correct use of the word "EH" You cannot pronounce it---AH... HEY... YA... or... DUDE! "EH" is strickly used for important questions. Like... Dude, where's my car... EH? Or... my igloo is melting... EH! It can be used in many forms. As long as it's used correctly, you should pass with flying colors eh! So, I have to go find my touque eh... I'll be right back with your forms eh! :D

Hey it was fun when I was invisible but now that you all are, its no fair.

Hey NM this canadian says you can say Eh, anytime you want it is better then HuH, like what we are used to hearing from our american friends lol...

Thanks Joe and Starbs, I will make you proud and use 'Eh' properly.

Yeah, I guess we do say Huh a lot here, eh. :p

Suck it up Joe! We stole your invisible powder, and we now have super powers just like you! Nanananana! :p ::hiding::

Thanks Joe and Starbs, I will make you proud and use 'Eh' properly.

Yeah, I guess we do say Huh a lot here, eh. :p

You are very quick at learning how to use that properly, eh...

Well I'm going to have to call it a night. Must. Sleep.

Good night Starbs and Joe (don't think anyone else is still here, eh?)

Wonderful use of the word. Keep practicing now eh... okie dokie smokie?

Now I have to play my new fave song for the night eh!

YouTube - Jason Mraz -I'm Yours (live) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYhrYHmUPn0)

Goodnight everyone... Starby and NM,, and whoever else is spying... without showing themselves...

Joe

I'm all alone? HA! Time to sneak out of my cell. I've been waiting! Oh wait... I'm all by my lonely! :( That's no fair!

Heehee! G'nite Joseph, G'nite NM!. we need a new name for NM. I'll work on that. ;)

You did not think it would be that easy do you. I am on guard still. Ha Ha

Thanks Starbs, I don't think anyone knows what to do with my name :(

Ex calls me "Mom" which I kind of like coming from him... Alty just started abbreviating it because I guess she got tired of typing out "nikosmom".

I will eagerly await my new name.

Starbs, just fax me the Lert application, eh.

Ok. For reals, I'm going to bed!

I'm spying through the keyhole! :D

Wonderful use of the word. Keep practicing now eh...okie dokie smokie?

Now I have to play my new fave song for the night eh!

YouTube - Jason Mraz -I'm Yours (live) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYhrYHmUPn0)

Nice tune, Starby! :)

I knew it... Your not supposed to be spying on the prisoners they are all women you know... Eh...

ROH ROH! I was being a quiet duck! One Deputy leaves and the other just has to show up on time eh? Is that the deal? Deputy Clough... I stole yer sammich out of yer lunch bag! HA! Ewwww... it's tuna fish... you can have it back!

I knew it... Your not supposed to be spying on the prisoners they are all women you know.... Eh...

I like to peek! :D

I'm back for a minute, just got off the phone with Sneezykins.

Now I must go to bed, I'm tired, eyes are closing, big yawn, must go to bed... sigh.

Night all! :)

ROH ROH!! I was being a quiet duck! One Deputy leaves and the other just has to show up on time eh? Is that the deal? Deputy Clough...I stole yer sammich outta yer lunch bag!! HA!! Ewwww...it's tuna fish...you can have it back!

YOU THIEF! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO A STARVING ARTIST!! :mad:

Nice tune, Starby! :)

I love the feeling of the song. I have to have the combo of words and rhythm. Without the combo of both, I have a hard time enjoying it, although there are some songs. Do you remember an artist by the name of Hagood Hardy? I also love Kenny G, but I love it even more when he performs with someone else that is singing. Well anything with sax... but not limited to. Doesn't matter, I love my music. Life would be boring without it. I have my own preference though, just like everyone else. Some so called music seriously gets on my nerves. I really need the song to means something to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJs9c__Xvf4

YOU THIEF! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO A STARVING ARTIST!!!! :mad:

I left you an apple!. and I think there was something moldy in there too! Phew! What was that?


EDIT:: This is the song I meant by Hagood Hardy. It was played at my Grandpa's funeral.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-2MVonQqY&feature=related

... and it's funny what you stumble upon! This next one is very personal. Fantastic video pics along with the song too. NICE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYsHesvVbhU&feature=related

Nice tune, Starby! :)

Yeppers... I like that too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-2M...eature=related

Starduck.. I bookmarked this... thanks.

Morning all, or is it afternoon? Darn. :(

Good Afternoon!

Ahhh... the last day of spring break. I am excited to get back to school and feel useful again, but I will so miss my couch, TV and refrigerator!

How are you all doing today?

I think it's just you and me kid, the others are out living life and having fun. ;)

I'm doing okay, it's cleaning day here in the Alty household, I hate cleaning day. :(

So, about your thumb, how big is it? ;)

Well, we can have our own fun right here!

Cleaning day sounds awful, but it has to be done...

And about my thumb, it's a good size... or so I've been told ;) ;) ;)
Haha

It does have to be done, I just don't want to be the one to do it. I'm tired of being the only indian in a house full of chiefs. ;)

So, your thumb is a good size, that's good. ;)

Why is it that the mother/wife is always the default custodian in the house? Where's the husband?

With that said, I don't do nearly as much as I can to help around the house... I'll have to help out more often in my own house

Sadly that's the way it is in many homes. My hubby had a mother that did everything for him, he'd wake up in the morning and breakfast would be on the table, he'd leave the dishes on the table and voilà, they'd magically be cleaned and put away when he next cam into the kitchen. He'd leave his dirty clothes on the floor and voilà, they'd magically clean themselves and fold themselves and be available in his closet and drawers.

His mother set him up to be dependent, but we're working on it. He does help, when I tell him to, but I don't feel like I should have to tell him, it's our house, shouldn't we both work to maintain it?

Sorry, little vent. I'm okay now.

Now, go clean your room young man. ;)

Venting is fine... :)

And my room is ALWAYS clean. Well, maybe not "clean" clean, but clean organized, you know? Yeah, sure, its dusty and I have a dirty glass on my bedside table, and the closet is a mess, haven't vacuumed in months, but it is pretty good for a teenage boy, if you ask me :)

You can't tell me your room was clean when you were a teenager, right? I mean, c'mon, teenage girls are the WORST with clean rooms!

My room went through stages as a teen. There was the "ultra clean eat off the floor stage" and the "clothes everywhere and something rotting under the bed" stage. It all depended on my mood at the time. I miss those days. Sigh. ;)

Ha, as does everybody... I think I'm in a good place with my room. Clean, but with not too much work. ;)

Well, I've got to go do homework now... Get ready for school and refresh my brain on anything I may have forgotten over the past week. And my cruel English teacher is making the class write a quiz on the FIRST day back!

Nice talking to you Alty, and have fun with your cleaning day!

Bye sweetie, don't be a stranger, okay?

I'm here now, stayed up too late last night. Me and Starbs tried escaping last night but I got tired and gave up.

I'm tired now... It needs to be cleaning day in my house. I have a toddler so things are never straight! He's sleep now so I have a little "mommy" time.

George Shrinks, yah...

I tend to be a clean freak, and my wife not so much lol...

Your right, having a toddler running around it is hard to keep things straight for sure.

Having pizza but the only thing little buddy is eating is all the pineapple first lol... Favorite food...

See you guys later... I was so cranky and frustrated today. I was up until 4 or 5 am and got up at 7...

I'm here now, stayed up too late last night. Me and Starbs tried escaping last night but I got tired and gave up.

I'm tired now... It needs to be cleaning day in my house. I have a toddler so things are never straight! He's sleep now so I have a little "mommy" time.

Resistance IS futile... ya know.

I tend to be a clean freak, and my wife not so much lol...

Your right, having a toddler running around it is hard to keep things straight for sure.

Having pizza but the only thing little buddy is eating is all the pineapple first lol... Favorite food...

See you guys later... I was so cranky and frustrated today. I was up til 4 or 5 am and got up at 7.......

Yeah, me too deputy, I went to bed and woke at 4:30 and then again at 6:30 am... I posted to prove that I was up and awake... :D

Well I can empty out a room pretty quickly. Is it something I said?? :confused::(:eek:

Everybody left you all by your lonsome Joe? Big fat meanies! Heehee!

I didn't fall asleep until about 5:30 this morn, and I woke up and looked at the clock, and thought... WHAT? It's 3pm! I never sleep straight through like that! Guess I really needed that.

Oh well, it's raining out today. Isn't no need to go outside!. but I missed having Banana Pancakes! ;) At least it's not SNOWING again.

M can sneak into my private areas anytime he wants. :D



Now there's an invitation if I ever heard one ;)

Now theres an invitation if I ever heard one ;)

You betcha big boy. :D

Glad you finally made it M... I have been pretending that you were here... for some support.

Looks like they will be shutting down our jail M in a day or so... maybe sooner. Unless of course, we raise the fees and fines... :):)

I'm always on Duty Sheriff , just watching ;)

I'm always on Duty Sheriff , just watching ;)

I told them that... but... well, you know... seeing is believing.

I'm always on Duty Sheriff , just watching ;)

Have you seen anything you like? :D

Starby, I think that one of us has to start the new thread, take back the control, the men have become too cocky, not that that's a bad thing, I like cocky, but we need to pull them back a bit.

How about a mens prison? We can be the guards. :)

I think so! I'm still on the campaign trail and getting many votes! The rules are going to change around here I tell you! :D

I think so! I'm still on the campaign trail and getting many votes! The rules are gonna change around here I tell ya! :D

Yup, the rules need to change asap. The boys are about to get a taste of their own medicine. Muwahahahahaha!

Run my pretty's, we're on the prowl! :D

Yup, the rules need to change asap. The boys are about to get a taste of their own medicine. Muwahahahahaha!

Run my pretty's, we're on the prowl! :D

You guys have NEVER been treated so well and you know it... (hee hee) I'm sure that you were treated way better than what we are probably in for... (sigh) Nice guys do finish last...

Ask Chery... she'll tell you !:)

How about a mens prison? We can be the guards. :)

I'd like a job there! I'll be one of the crooked corrections officers, though. There'd be some pretty irresistible inmates... :cool:

I'd like a job there! I'll be one of the crooked corrections officers, though. There'd be some pretty irresistible inmates... :cool:

Hmmm... I see we've got a fence sitter here! Maybe that should be your new nickname. We can call you Fency! :p

LOL... Fency :)

Hi Skydive4life... we can seeeee youuuu! LOL!

Hi Skydive4life....we can seeeee youuuu!! LOL!

Come out come out wherever you are...
:cool:

Boys, no worries, Alty will take care of you, oh yes she will ::evil grin::.

I'll make sure that you get one square meal a day, water, hugs (from Fency) and kisses (from the bunny's).

Now, I have to say something. I just got a very nice surprise. My phone rang, the number said Illinois, so I was ready for a telephone solicitor, ready to be mean unagreeable snarky Alty. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was none other then our dear Stringer. :) It was so nice talking to you Stringer dear, let's do it again some time.

Now I just have to hear M's voice. I've been dying to hear the accent, on my tippy toes with anticipation. :)

Stringer dear, I told you had a deep voice, didn't believe me, did you? ;)

I'd like a job there! I'll be one of the crooked corrections officers, though. There'd be some pretty irresistible inmates... :cool:

Sooooo sweetie, let me get this straight... you are saying that we (boys) would make irresistible inmates... huh?

Want to be a DEPUTY?! >>> !

Hmmm...I see we've got a fence sitter here! Maybe that should be your new nickname. We can call you Fency! :p

There... see how they treat cha?? We are so much nicer hon.

Sooooo sweetie, let me get this straight...you are saying that we (boys) would make irresistible inmates...huh?

Want to be a DEPUTY????!!!!>>> !

Hey! Why was I never offered the position of deputy? I'm a good girl, really I am. Poo, I guess you boys know me too well to fall for that. :(

Sneezy, tell them how good I am, go on. ;)

Fency, don't listen to the Sheriff... it's a ploy... a trick I tell you! He's all warm and fuzzy... and then before you know it, on go the cuffs!. or... well... maybe that's why we call you Fency! You saw Alty's fuzzy pink cuffs didn't you!

Hmmm...I see we've got a fence sitter here! Maybe that should be your new nickname. We can call you Fency! :p

Fency? Is that the best you can do? Hahaha
I'm just lettin' y'all know I'd be up to no-good!


Be right back- got to put the bambino to bed, eh.

Woohoo... Fency has mastered the "EH" lol

Skydiver, we can still seeee youuu! I sure hope you aren't reading all 1377 posts! LOL!

Cuffs? Yay!! :D

I want to hear somebody's voice... okay really I want to hear Friend's, hehehe. The Australian thing... yowza!

Boys, no worries, Alty will take care of you, oh yes she will ::evil grin::.

I'll make sure that you get one square meal a day, water, hugs (from Fency) and kisses (from the bunny's).

Now, I have to say something. I just got a very nice surprise. My phone rang, the number said Illinois, so I was ready for a telephone solicitor, ready to be mean unagreeable snarky Alty. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was none other then our dear Stringer. :) It was so nice talking to you Stringer dear, let's do it again some time.

Now I just have to hear M's voice. I've been dying to hear the accent, on my tippy toes with anticipation. :)

Stringer dear, I told you had a deep voice, didn't believe me, did you? ;)

You have a very sweet voice and on the phone you sounded like an angel.. (.sexy angel.. ) So now that I 'know'... anything that you pull on us here is not the real thing... I feel sooooo relieved now... swheeeeeew...

Sometimes... sometimes, I thought "is she gonna show up and burn my house down?" Hee hee... But now... I... am... ok.. with... it... all... I feel lighter somehow.

Now I just have to hear M's voice. I've been dying to hear the accent, on my tippy toes with anticipation. :)






I wanna hear somebody's voice... okay really I wanna hear Friend's, hehehe. The Australian thing... yowza!


YouTube - Adam Hills - Australian accents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE)

NM, you are now an honorary Canadian, you have mastered the eh which most of us don't use unless it's in the movies or you're from Newfoundland. ;)

Oh, fyi, Stringer has a very deep sexy voice. Reowr! ;)

You have a very sweet voice and on the phone you sounded like an angel..(.sexy angel..) So now that I 'know'...anything that you pull on us here is not the real thing...I feel sooooo relieved now....swheeeeeew...

Sometimes.....sometimes, I thought "is she gonna show up and burn my house down?" Hee hee...But now ....I....am.....ok..with ...it....all.....I feel lighter somehow.

Angel? Wow, I'm good. ;)

I am a sweetheart, I just play the devil to keep you boys on your toes. Now that you've blown my cover I guess I'll have to reform. NAAAAAH! :D

You do know if the women here wants to flex there muscles and open up there own prison. They will have to get past Dr. Evil first.

He is here you know.. Right now...

NM, you are now an honorary Canadian, you have mastered the eh which most of us don't use unless it's in the movies or you're from Newfoundland. ;)

Oh, fyi, Stringer has a very deep sexy voice. Reowr! ;)

Well, thank you Pilgrim... you were being nice... I... think... or should I keep my hand on my 'gun?' :rolleyes:

You do know if the women here wants to flex there muscles and open up there own prison. They will have to get past Dr. Evil first.

He is here you know.. Right now...

Sic 'um deputy...

EDIT: Septin' maybe that Nikosmom... I'm a thinkin' that she might be OK...

YouTube - Adam Hills - Australian accents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE)

OMG, LMAO! That was great M. :p

You do know if the women here wants to flex there muscles and open up there own prison. They will have to get past Dr. Evil first.

He is here you know.. Right now...

I'm not afraid of Dr.Evil, I'll just tickle him until he gives in. Goochie, goochie, goo! :)

You have a very sweet voice and on the phone you sounded like an angel..(.sexy angel..) So now that I 'know'...anything that you pull on us here is not the real thing...I feel sooooo relieved now....swheeeeeew...

Sometimes.....sometimes, I thought "is she gonna show up and burn my house down?" Hee hee...But now ....I....am.....ok..with ...it....all.....I feel lighter somehow.

What am I?. dog meat? You never said I sounded like an Angel on the phone! Ducky sad. :( ::sniff:: ::wiping beak::

Well, thank ya Pilgrim...you were being nice...I ...think....or should I keep my hand on my 'gun?' :rolleyes:

Gun? That was your gun? I though you were just happy to see me. Poo. :(

What am I?...dog meat? You never said I sounded like an Angel on the phone! Ducky sad. :( ::sniff:: ::wiping beak::

Um, Starby, sweetie, dear, good friend, don't hit me, but you do have a bit of a devilish voice. You're scary! :eek:

YouTube - Adam Hills - Australian accents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE)

LMAO... that's hilarious Batman! :D

See... we don't have an accent , you guys do LOL :p

Um, Starby, sweetie, dear, good friend, don't hit me, but you do have a bit of a devilish voice. You're scary! :eek:

I have to when I'm talking to you! I need to up my game! :eek: LOL!

YouTube - Adam Hills - Australian accents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE)

That was funny Batman.

What am I?...dog meat? You never said I sounded like an Angel on the phone! Ducky sad. :( ::sniff:: ::wiping beak::

I did too... if you remember my dear, I told you that on the phone.. I just wish that you would have quacked a little louder though...

Gun? That was your gun? I though you were just happy to see me. Poo. :(

Aahhhh is Nikosmom listening.. Shhhh... it called a 'piece.' :D

I did too...if you remember my dear, I told you that on the phone..I just wish that you would have quacked a little louder though....

QUACKITY QUACK QUACK!. can you hear me now?. now?. how 'bout now?

See........................we don't have an accent , you guys do LOL :p

We dooooooo?
^^^^^^^^^^

Aahhhh is Nikosmom listening....? Shhhh...it called a 'piece.' :D

Just a piece?. oh how sad! I was hoping you had more than just a piece!

QUACKITY QUACK QUACK!!....can ya hear me now?...now?....how 'bout now?

Heeeeeeyyyy?? (eh?) Say again..

YouTube - Men at work: Land down under!!!! (One of their best songs!!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew)

Just a piece?....oh how sad! I was hopin ya had more than just a piece!

The gun hon... the gun...

The gun hon.....the gun.....

Sure... that's what all the boys say! I know what packin a piece means! It often doesn't turn out well. It tends to misfire!

Love a man with a big gun! :D

M, love that song. I still want to hear your voice one day, we'll have to plan that, maybe we can get a whole crap load of people on the phone at once, have a gab fest. :)

Sure...that's what all the boys say! I know what packin a piece means! It often doesn't turn out well. It tends to misfire!

Only if they don't know how to handle it. Those that practice shooting tend to do pretty well. :cool:

Are we still talking about guns? ;)

Sure...that's what all the boys say! I know what packin a piece means! It often doesn't turn out well. It tends to misfire!

You have to take very good care of them, must keep the metal oiled and smooth, and keep the barrel clean.

You have to take very good care of them, must keep the metal oiled and smooth, and keep the barrel clean.

What kind of oil do you use Stringer? :D

Metal? YIKES! They really do, do things different in the US of A don't they! Hahaha!

Only if they don't know how to handle it. Those that practice shooting tend to do pretty well. :cool:

Are we still talking about guns? ;)

Of course we are, sexy...

M, love that song. I still want to hear your voice one day, we'll have to plan that, maybe we can get a whole crap load of people on the phone at once, have a gab fest. :)

Sounds like fun!

What kind of oil do you use Stringer? :D

You know, that stuff to oil the barrel... come... on... you know.

Got to run kids. There's a roast in the oven driving me crazy, I'm drooling on my keyboard. Now it's time to make the spaetzle and blaukraut and asparagus with hollandaise sauce. Are you all drooling now too? Good, my work here is done. :D

I'll be back later. Don't play with your guns too much, someone is likely to get shot. ;)

You know, that stuff to oil the barrel...come...on...you know.

I hope you are using a silencer!

What am I?...dog meat? You never said I sounded like an Angel on the phone! Ducky sad. :( ::sniff:: ::wiping beak::

Hey nobody even calls me and I'm sure I wouldn't sound like an angel. I'm southern, so I sound almost like the very thing we mock in this here jailhouse. :(

Friend: Good clip... but still love Aussie accents. When the world ends, you said I can come there and we'd have BBQ and beeyah (Australian for "beer". Wait that's the Foster's ad, right?). Well if I fly all the way over there, you better darn well talk to me! :mad:;)

Stringer: Thanks... I think:confused: After all, I'm Fency... I just want to take advantage of the menmates (men+inmates=menmates)

Joe: Who's Dr. Evil? Surely not you! Or is it Clough? :confused:

Alty? What the hell is blahkraut? Is that a very boring version of sauerkraut?

Friend: Good clip... but still love Aussie accents. When the world ends, you said I can come there and we'd have BBQ and beeyah (Australian for "beer". Wait that's the Foster's ad, right?). Well if I fly all the way over there, you better darn well talk to me! :mad:;)


A promise is a promise Fency (LOL) ;)

Aahhhh is Nikosmom listening....? Shhhh...it called a 'piece.' :D

So is that why you keep mixing up "peace" and "piece"? Ahh ha.

Hey nobody even calls me and I'm sure I wouldn't sound like an angel. I'm southern, so I sound almost like the very thing we mock in this here jailhouse. :(

Friend: Good clip... but still love Aussie accents. When the world ends, you said I can come there and we'd have BBQ and beeyah (Australian for "beer". Wait that's the Foster's ad, right?). Well if I fly all the way over there, you better darn well talk to me! :mad:;)

Stringer: Thanks... I think:confused: After all, I'm Fency... I just wanna take advantage of the menmates (men+inmates=menmates)

Joe: Who's Dr. Evil?? Surely not you! Or is it Clough? :confused:

Let me tell you honey... nothing makes this big 'ol man turn into a little gurgling little boy more that a woman with a sexy southern draw... for sure... remember I lived there... and went crazy... everyday.

I had to wear ear muffins... just to do my job.

Alty? What the hell is blahkraut? Is that a very boring version of sauerkraut?

Blaukraut, not blahkraut! Jeesh. :rolleyes:

Blaukraut is purple cabbage chopped with vinegar and wine and other seasonings, then left to ferment and then cooked. It's sooooooo farking good, and I should be eating it right now.

Why am I still here?

I can't get enough of my peeps.

I will be back. Going to go stuff my face. :D

Alty? What the hell is blahkraut? Is that a very boring version of sauerkraut?

Hope it's better than that asparagus stuff... Oooo... hate that no matter what you put on top of it.

Alty? What the hell is blahkraut? Is that a very boring version of sauerkraut?

I was wonderin' what the heck blahkraut and spaetzle is- I thought it was something Canadian. I know y'all have yer own bacon and all. :confused:

So is that why you keep mixing up "peace" and "piece"?? Ahh ha.

Who turned on that bright light bulb? :):):)

Blaukraut, not blahkraut! Jeesh. :rolleyes:

Blaukraut is purple cabbage chopped with vinegar and wine and other seasonings, then left to ferment and then cooked. It's sooooooo farking good, and I should be eating it right now.

Why am I still here?

I can't get enough of my peeps.

I will be back. Going to go stuff my face. :D

See how fast you can do that... K? Hurry back... I have to leave soon... (you know for what... )

Hey nobody even calls me and I'm sure I wouldn't sound like an angel. I'm southern, so I sound almost like the very thing we mock in this here jailhouse. :(

Friend: Good clip... but still love Aussie accents. When the world ends, you said I can come there and we'd have BBQ and beeyah (Australian for "beer". Wait that's the Foster's ad, right?). Well if I fly all the way over there, you better darn well talk to me! :mad:;)

Stringer: Thanks... I think:confused: After all, I'm Fency... I just wanna take advantage of the menmates (men+inmates=menmates)

Joe: Who's Dr. Evil?? Surely not you! Or is it Clough? :confused:

Well that's because we don't have yer number darnit! I love southern accents! I lived in FL. For a short time, and have been to all of the southern states. My good friend is a Georgia peach, and then of course our OK Rebby girl. Now she has sweet voice. Oh... I didn't mean she was just okay! She better than okay! We lub our Rebby girl! LOL!

I'm having a beeyah right now! Nice and cold... but sadly not a Fosters.

Yes, Joe quite often turns into Dr. Evil! Careful... we never know when he might just bite you! Now Cloughy... he peeps in through peep holes! Dr. Evil and the Peeper. Hmmm! Sounds like a strange rock band! :D

Menmates... LOL!

Let me tell ya honey...nothing makes this big 'ol man turn into a little gurgling little boy more that a woman with a sexy southern draw...for sure...remember I lived there...and went crazy ....everyday.

I had to wear ear muffins....just to do my job.

Ahhh yes, and you were right in my neck of the woods too. I'm told I sound sweet. I'm syrupy; I've got molasses drippin' off my tongue. Yep. That sweet. :D

[I've got a feelin' this thread ain't going to last past tonight]

Alty, enjoy stuffing your face...

We stuffed our face hours ago, ha ha...

Oh and Starby your right everybody better watch out. Dr. Evil can show up at anytime...

Joe Here...

Ahhh yes, and you were right in my neck of the woods too. I'm told I sound sweet. I'm syrupy; I've got molasses drippin' off my tongue. Yep. That sweet. :D

[I've got a feelin' this thread ain't gonna last past tonight]

Sad isn't it... I have had other threads over the (almost 2 years) but this was my first for a 'forum.'

I'm havin a beeyah right now! Nice and cold....but sadly not a Fosters.

Menmates...LOL!!

I think I'll have a beeyah too- Cheers!

I've never had Foster's but Friend, I'll let you give me my first one when I come visit you!

I was wonderin' what the heck blahkraut and spaetzle is- I thought it was somethin' Canadian. I know y'all have yer own bacon and all. :confused:

It's actually German food. Spaetzle is a doughy kind of mixture that you drop into boiling water. I don't know about you Alty and Joe, but I never eat Canadian bacon, unless it's on eggs benny! It's usually just normal bacon and eggs when I buy it. Oh Sneezy is going to be mad at me! He likes his fantasy that we live in Igloos, and eat blubber. Okay... I eat a blubber sammich everyday, right after my polar bear has brought me home from the Trading Post.

Alty, enjoy stuffing your face...

We stuffed our face hours ago, ha ha....

Oh and Starby your right everybody better watch out. Dr. Evil can show up at anytime......

Joe Here....

Joe...

You do know that they are going to take away your badge, don't you? :(

Canadian bacon is only an very very occasional treat.. Regular bacon and eggs are the way too go.. Eh...

Alty, enjoy stuffing your face...

We stuffed our face hours ago, ha ha....

Oh and Starby your right everybody better watch out. Dr. Evil can show up at anytime......

Joe Here....

ROH ROH!. ::hiding in corner:: Someone let Dr. Evil out to play! :eek:

i think i'll have a beeyah too- cheers!

I've never had foster's but friend, i'll let you give me my first one when i come visit ya!

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M... you are such an enabler... sigh

Thanks Friend, seriously, did you just HAPPEN to have that pic saved?

I need to know why you're "M"... I think I'm cool enough for somebody to tell me... Or I can just force it once the gals take over... you choose.:cool:

Thanks Friend, seriously, did you just HAPPEN to have that pic saved??

I need to know why you're "M"... I think I'm kewl enough for somebody to tell me... Or I can just force it once the gals take over... you choose.:cool:

M... as in batMan

Canadian bacon is only an very very occasional treat.. Regular bacon and eggs are the way too go..., Eh....

Canadian bacon is farkin expensive! You can get it cheaper in the States! Now what's up with that man? :rolleyes:

Thanks Friend, seriously, did you just HAPPEN to have that pic saved?

M is a master in IT... (By the way... friend... I need to know the 'secrets' that you showed alty on all this STUFF too.)

Unless you know a local farmer and kind of order half a pig. It would last for a long while. You get everything. Chops, roasts, sausages, bacon , etc...

Your right that is so messed up starby, we should get our canadian bacon for almost free here.

Canadian bacon is farkin expensive!! You can get it cheaper in the States! Now what's up with that man? :rolleyes:

Don't like it.. I like thin crispy bacon...

Start----Bear! are you listening....B...A....C...O....N!

It's actually German food. Spaetzle is a doughy kind of mixture that you drop into boiling water.

So basically it's a matzo ball, eh?

I don't know what I think Canadians do... hmmm... besides riding around on horses all day, trekking through the snow like Eskimos to purchase that special bacon. I don't care what you say, I'm going to continue to think y'all eat that stuff every day! :p I buy it sometimes in support of our neighbors to the north!

Hey Do I hear bacon alert, pig alert. Cops better stay away from me... Did I just say that. Dam straight I did. DR.EVIL HERE TO GIVE ALL YOU BACON LOVERS A KICKING...

So basically it's a matzo ball, eh??

I don't know what I think Canadians do...hmmm.... besides riding around on horses all day, trekking through the snow like Eskimos to purchase that special bacon. I don't care what you say, I'm gonna continue to think y'all eat that stuff every day! :p I buy it sometimes in support of our neighbors to the north!

Well, NM at the rate things are going... they can buy this country for a package of Canadian Bacon. (No no... don't want to get into politics... stop it Stringer... stop it!)

My alter ego does not realize that I am a deputy. Or is it because my badge was already taken away??

M...as in batMan

Ok. That's a weird deviation. Seems like it'd be "B"... but ummkay.

Hey Do I hear bacon alert, pig alert. Cops better stay away from me... Did I just say that. Dam straight I did. DR.EVIL HERE TO GIVE ALL YOU BACON LOVERS A KICKING....

:::slap:::; :::slap::: there, there deputy... feel better now?

Ok. That's a weird deviation. Seems like it'd be "B"... but ummkay.

Well... as I told alty... 'I am a salesman... would I EVER lie to you?' I will let M decide to tell you why, ifin' he chooses to... not many that really know.

EDIT: Knowledge of this may cause nasal bleeding or nasal infection though, consult your doctor prior to asking M.

All this talk of Bacon is making me hungry...

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That doesn't look like any bacon I've ever seen M :confused:

Hiya everybody :)

All this talk of Bacon is making me hungry..............

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Low, very low...

that doesnt look like any bacon ive ever seen M :confused:

hiya everybody :)

HI Bear! Canadian Bacon!

THIS! Is how I like my bacon :D

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg

THIS! is how i like my bacon :D

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg

Priceless, simply priceless !

You like your bacon RAW??

THIS! is how i like my bacon :D

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg

Priceless, simply priceless ! I'll take two servings please?

You like your bacon RAW???????

Surely my friend... you noticed... Yeah, I know that you did... :):):):):):)

You like your bacon RAW???????

Yeah sure why not :D

So basically it's a matzo ball, eh??

I don't know what I think Canadians do...hmmm.... besides riding around on horses all day, trekking through the snow like Eskimos to purchase that special bacon. I don't care what you say, I'm gonna continue to think y'all eat that stuff every day! :p I buy it sometimes in support of our neighbors to the north!

Uuhhmm, no not really a matso ball. It's like a mixture of flour, water, eggs, salt, etc. You put it into boiling water through a spaetzle maker. It has small holes in it. I'm trying to think of something close. Hmmm... I can't think of anything close! LOL. Okay, maybe think of egg drop soup. That is the closest I can come. Alty might be able to tell you exactly how she makes it. I like Knepfla better than Spaetzle (similar, but without eggs in the mix), but at the end of the day they are both yummmyyyyy! I eat the Knepfla, with pork and sauerkraut, and gravy. Oh maaaan... now I'm staaaaarving! ::licks lips::

Oh and Alty, sound like the only dif between blaukraut and sauerkraut is that it's red cabbage, and it isn't fermented as long. I've made homemade sauerkraut... it's a BIG job. I might like the blaukraut, because the store bought sauerkraut just doesn't even come close to homemade.

that doesnt look like any bacon ive ever seen M :confused:

hiya everybody :)


You probably prefer crispy bacon right Bear...

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that doesnt look like any bacon ive ever seen M :confused:

hiya everybody :)

It's Canandian Bacon, Bear! Get it, they're Canadians...

You probably prefer crispy bacon right Bear.................

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Mmmhmmmm dam I suddenly have an urge to make some bacon, I wonder why :D

THIS! is how i like my bacon :D

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg

Yummy , Bacon and eggs :cool:

It's Canandian Bacon, Bear! Get it, they're Canadians...

Poor canadians are missing out on proper bacon :(
What's the difference between normal bacon and canadian bacon? (apart from the pigs are from canada)

Cya'll later I'm off for the night :)

This is what real canadian bacon looks like.

Pan fried and ready to eat pictures from food & drink photos on webshots (http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/2644164170086651994EJPQTu)

Oh Bear, Bear, Bear!! Someone brings out bacon and the dogs come a runnnin! Is that what you have hidden in your pic-a-nic basket of yours?

Hey little Boo Boo Bear... whatcha doing out of your den at 2:30am?

Uhhmmm... Batman? That Canadian bacon looked a little over cooked!

Obi-smobell-bobacobon! Now you foreigners figure out that Canadian language eh? :p

Obi-smobell-bobacobon!! Now you foreigners figure out that Canadian language eh? :p

I smell bacon :D eh!!

I smell bacon :D eh!!!

Smobart Obass! Sobee! Yobou Knobow Cobanobadioban Obenglobish! Obeh? :D

Starby, are you drunk?

Starby, are you drunk?

Now do you really think I really could have spelled that if I was? LMAO!

Starby, are you drunk?

I hope so

I hope so

Ditto! Maybe we should call someone, like the guys with the white van and the jacket that does up in the back.

Should we? We can tell her she's going on a fun trip. :D

Oba trobip? Sobounds lobike fobun! Nobo whobite jobackobet obokobay?

:cool:

Joe, can you please restrain prisoner Starby? I believe that M is calling the "wagon" right now. She's going on a little holiday. ;)

Um, kids, only 25 more posts left and this place is history.

Who's starting the new one?

Oba trobip? Sobounds lobike fobun!! Nobo whobite jobackobet obokobay?


Alty , call the Doctor :rolleyes:

Wow, Only 25 posts... That's crazy in itself.

Hey Starby come here dear, Dr.Evil gives you a little medicine, it will help. Honest.

YOBIKES! Yobou dobon't scobare mobe! Obi coban floby!

Well Alty I gave her the shot...

Quick grab her Sheriff and deputy, need to put her in that nice white van...

M, I think it's too late for the doctor, she's a goner.

Joe, put her in the van, it's the only thing we can do.

We'll miss our little duck, she was a good egg, sadly, now she's cracked. :(

I will not leave without a fight! Alty, you are no longer my running mate. You don't understand the language! Oh sh*te... I hear sirens! ::flappin wings:: ::gaining air speed::

Speeding off...
Vroom Vrooom vroooom... Should I, nah never mind...
Gotcha you...

Well Alty I gave her the shot.........

Quick grab her Sheriff and deputy, need to put her in that nice white van....

Wow!! What scares the crap out of me is... that I can understand her. :eek::eek::eek::eek::

Alty/Starduck... go for it, but soon, and notify us please...

::raising net, firing::

Sherriff, sadly I had to catch the duck, she's insance, I know she needs help. I wish it wasn't so, I wish I could just let her fly, be free, but I fear that she has become a danger to herself and others.

Please Sherriff, make sure she gets the help she needs, I miss my ducky. :(

Waaaaaaaaaaaa! :(

::raising net, firing::

Sherriff, sadly I had to catch the duck, she's insance, I know she needs help. I wish it wasn't so, I wish I could just let her fly, be free, but I fear that she has become a danger to herself and others.

Please Sherriff, make sure she gets the help she needs, I miss my ducky. :(

Waaaaaaaaaaaa! :(

Ya know that doing the right thing isn't always easy...

Starby, I'm going for it.

I'll start the new thread kids and then post the link. Keep your eyes and ears open.

I have a plan. :D

Wow!!! What scares the crap out of me is...that I can understand her. :eek::eek::eek::eek::

I shot the Sheriff... but I did not shoot the Deputy! HA HA! I got the sheriff to understand Canadian Duck talk! WOOT WOOT!. or Quoback Quoback! :D

Good thing somebody has a plan...

Let us know where we need to meet up next! I'll be there!

I shot the Sheriff...but I did not shoot the Deputy!! HA HA! I got the sheriff to understand Canadian Duck talk! WOOT WOOT!!....or Quoback Quoback!! :D

You made me choke on my drink I laughed so hard...

Deputy Joe... Alty has her now... do you have any ducktape?

Deputy Joe...Alty has her now...do you have any ducktape?

Ducks Unlimited would frown on this tactic!

Wow, good thread, almost closed it in two weeks... "wish I had a nickle"

Alty, will there be menmates there? :D

Thanks for taking me in y'all, it's been swell. Time to move on to the next stop!

Joe, you need to start one, one of these days my friend.

I opened a brothel. Come see.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/best-little-house-amhd-332579.html

Oh... oh! I just woke up from an awful dream! We have put prison maiden Alty in charge of our next home! Eeeekkkk! Are we moving to Alcatraz?

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Once again, the link to the new place.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/best-little-house-amhd-332579.html

Alty, will there be menmates there?? :D

Thanks for taking me in y'all, it's been swell. Time to move on to the next stop!

NO, thank you for gracing us with your presence and cantor... :)