I am who I am and still have bunches and bunches of say... I am the warrior... will be and always have been... give it to me Friend... whatever it may be...
As much now as ever I need the strength, the smarts, and the courage of a warrior...
You got any warriors that don't look like sluts? (sorry for the words):)

You got any warriors that dont look like sluts? (sorry for the words):)

Well tell me your Favourite Movie??



Oh and here's a spunky Warrior for you ;)

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Postman... how you going to work with that? LMAO thanks Friend... but he is not my type... dont worry about it... might as well post a pic of me on the beach with a big hug for someone... can't seem to fit in my gear anymore... awwww, poor starty, I know;)

Postman....how you gonna work with that? LMAO thanks Friend...;)

Like this... :D

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LOVE IT!! YES,YES,YES... Thanks:o

love it!!!! Yes,yes,yes...thanks:o

:) :)

Nighty Night everyone!!

Night Joe :)

On a thread alty ???

Here's the link, but don't respond, I've reported it, hopefully the mods will take care of it. I'm so sick of dealing with this man, as are many others. He needs to go, he brings nothing of substance to AMHD, all he wants to do is fight and be right. A few good people are actually talking of leaving AMHD because of him. Sorry, venting. :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/cat-loves-chewing-wires-326952.html

Goodnight (;

It is hard getting off. Lol

I checked out the thread Alty, if enough people complain maybe suspension might be under way...

Goodnight (;

It is hard getting off. lol



Uhmmm... I'm sure you'll work it out Joe ;)

I need to chose my words a bit more wisely lol lol lol...

Good luck getting off Joe, let me know if you need any help. ;)

Alty's back! :D

Alty
I read through that thread , he is an (words deleted) , I've read some of his stuff before and he just seems to want to get a rise off everyone.

He seems to get his kicks from upsetting people , don't let him get to you.

A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, As he was unable to get his manhood erect.


The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the Base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there Was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an Experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to
take the risk. The Treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old Fella .


The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through Life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance That there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for It.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and Try out his newly renovated equipment.

As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took Her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he Felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being Extremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his
fly and his Knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll And returned to his trousers.


His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face Said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'


With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if Another bread roll will fit up my a*se'


Hilarious! I know that I can always count on you, that's why you are the Chief Deputy..

Hilarious! I know that i can always count on you, that's why you are the Chief Deputy....!

Thanks Sheriff :)

I have the 2 Deputy Badges you requested be made...

Joe has already pinned his on

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And here is Adams for when he logs on in the morning

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Thanks Sheriff :)

I have the 2 Deputy Badges you requested be made..............

Joe has already pinned his on

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And here is Adams for when he logs on in the morning

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Thanks, by the way, you don't think that we should charge any type of 'enrollment fee' do you? Maybe not, but I would want to keep it kind of low... say somewhere around only three or four thousand dollars. What do you think?:rolleyes:

We also have to determine the various fines for all the infractions of our detainees.:D

Wow, lots to think about stringer.

I think I am almost wiped out from all the internet use today. Left it so long. My diet of internet has forced me to go overload tonight.

Really goodnight...

wow, lots to think about stringer.

I think I am almost wiped out from all the internet use today. Left it so long. My diet of internet has forced me to go overload tonight.

Really goodnight.....

Good night my friend, we missed you and I am glad you're back.

Hey guys! Today was the anniversary of Mauritius' Independence and Republic, so schools off early. More, no tuition since I already went there.

Stringer, to answer your question, I'm the one crouching in the second picture. That day was very tiring, and I was tired!! Thanks Chery for posting 'em for me!

As for my connection, there's an update... a negative one... that b'stard company increased its price. There was firstly a connection of 256 kbps at 750 rupees/month (mauritian money) but they changed it to 512 kpbs w/o the public knowing and the price was raised to 1000 rupees/month, plus the installation of the accessories which was free is no more free. The last thing is that I'll have to wait the school hols so that I can instal the connection as at the moment, there's nobody at home during the hours that the company can install the connection. That all makes my head ache!! (btw, that increase in price through the upgrading of internet speed w/o the publics' opinion is illegal.)

Did I miss anything? If so, please excuse me, and tell me if so.

Good Morning Everyone! Deputy Adam is on Duty. I had a little paperwork to do beofre checking in. How do I get my badge to move Like Deputy Joe did?

Hello Deputy Adam...

I thought the badge was already passed on to you??

Hmmmm...

Yea, it was given to me, but I don't know how to actually get it like you did?

Right click on the image and 'save picture' :)
Hi adam and JH

Hey Bear! How you doing?

I should stop answering questions like that because the answer is never a good one, unless I lie :)

How about yourself ?

Hi bear,,

Hey JH recovered from your internet overload :D?

Hi Adam, Joe, and Bear.

What a wonderful Wednesday morning... couldn't it just be Friday. I feel like a train that has been run over.

I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. I can't ever seem to catch the hour I lost.

I feel like its Friday everyday... aweee but I know that will not last forever. Oh Man ;(

How do justy, quick question, what can run over a train?

Still experiancing overload with only a couple of hours of sleep... No sympathy for me... lol

Hello Justwantfair.

See how bad it is...

I meant I feel like a train has run over ME!.

Time to go home.

I was up with a migraine half the night, ugh. Lying in bed. Can't turn on the lights, can't move, just whimper, because if I cried that would have made it hurt worse.

See how bad it is...

I meant I feel like a train has run over ME!!...

Time to go home.

I was up with a migraine half the night, ugh. Lying in bed. Can't turn on the lights, can't move, just whimper, because if I cried that would have made it hurt worse.

:) maybe ibuprofen and a nice hot drink (that has water in it) and some nice slow soothing music might help :)

Well I am better this morning.

I finally fell asleep last night about 12:30am. I just feel icky today, lack of sleep icky.

Thank you though, I did take some medicine before I went to bed. I just have to catch my headaches earlier.

Yea, I hate the time change. Used to no matter what time I woke up it was dark. Now I got my hours cut and I get up at 7 and it is usually light outside and I'm up no problem and full of energy. Now that they changed the time, I drag a*s everyday getting out of bed.

Time change ahsnt happened here yet :D

I am ready to go home today. It is dragging slowly. I just keep getting more and more paper work in front of me. Hey Joe, do you want a part time job as my assistant?

The newly appointed deputy needs an assistant ALREADY??

I don't think this will go over well with the sheriff.

No, no, no. I need an assistant to do my paperwork at my other job. I just figured since you was out of a job right now. You might want mine for a bit.

Somehow I don't think that is quite the sales pitch you have going there Adam.

I take it your boss hasn't figured out that you are falling behind at work?

My boss has no clue what goes on. As long as I give him 2 reports monthly then he is happy. And as long as my paperwork is in line for inspection by the state and county. I am almost caught up now though and he hasn't made it to work yet, so I think I am safe!

Well, I guess I scared everyone away. I got caught up on my work now.

Eh, Adam, I guess it would not hurt to have a part time job right now. Does it involve using the internet? Hmmm... Would like to know how much I will get paid for doing your paper work for you..?

Well I am better this morning.

I finally fell asleep last night about 12:30am. I just feel icky today, lack of sleep icky.

Thank you though, I did take some medicine before I went to bed. I just have to catch my headaches earlier.

Great minds=headaches

PAYMENT: He will arrange one conjugal visit per week, by his duties of deputy.

Great minds=headaches

Good, cause I was more worried about an aneurysm.

Honestly all I keep thinking about was ten years ago, my boss lost his wife at 33, due to an aneurysm. It's so sudden and unexpected, she left behind a 2 yo and 4 yo boy at the time. Isn't that a horribly morbid thought to not be able to shake.

Good, cause I was more worried about an aneurysm.

Honestly all I keep thinking about was ten years ago, my boss lost his wife at 33, due to an aneurysm. It's so sudden and unexpected, she left behind a 2 yo and 4 yo boy at the time. Isn't that a horribly morbid thought to not be able to shake.

Yes, that was terrible and it strikes indiscriminately.

Eh, Adam, I guess it would not hurt to have a part time job right now. Does it involve using the internet?? Hmmm..... Would like to know how much I will get paid for doing your paper work for you..... ????

Well, You can do my paperwork for me and get paid $8.00 per hour plus free coffee. Then you can sit around and play on the internet. Deal?

Oh, and don't worry. I only get paid $11.00 per hour so it isn't much more than what I will pay you!

Sorry I can't take that much of a paycut to sit around and play on the internet. :(

Free coffee, internet. Sitting around. Sounds like a deal to me. Lol

Ok, Justy you are hired! Now you are Fired! Lol
Joe, Welcome to your new job.

FIRED!

Who me? I can't be fired... I am filing for unemployment then.

Ok, I'm sorry Justy. Still friends?

You betcha.

Thankfully I still have this here job. Good thing I never turned in my notice. :D

Yea, that is a good thing. It getting pretty slow around here at the jail.

It's pretty slow today period, even the threads. ::pout::

Yea, I looked through the threads and the same ones keep appearing. Not much I can answer today.

All right, I am going to take a nap in one of the cells I reckon. I am getting tired around here.

All right, Well, my shift is over. I will see you guys in the morning!

Bye!

Well this place is sure quiet today! Sheriff, Deputy's?. what have you done with the others?

This sure has been a real fun day around here! The City had a water main break, right by my house. There was water shooting 50 feet in the air, and my street and look like a river with iceburgs! My van is sitting somewhere right in the middle of it! We have no water, and they don't even know how long it will take to fix it or clean it up!

So here Niki and I sit---stuck! Fanfreakintastic!

We should call you Lucky Ducky ;)

I think someone put an gigantic flashing neon sign... invisible only to me... on my roof that says... PICK ME... PICK ME!!

... I have to get on the phone to the ins. co. and see what the hell I'm going to do about my van!

i think someone put an gigantic flashing neon sign...invisible only to me....on my roof that says....pick me....pick me!!!

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Seeeee... I'm just a harmless little kittycat! :( lol

Well this place is sure quiet today! Sheriff, Deputy's?...what have you done with the others?

This sure has been a real fun day around here! The City had a water main break, right by my house. There was water shooting 50 feet in the air, and my street and look like a river with iceburgs! My van is sitting somewhere right in the middle of it! We have no water, and they don't even know how long it will take to fix it or clean it up!

So here Niki and I sit---stuck!! Fanfreakintastic!!

Well at least you'll have a little duck pond closer to home now :D
Hiya starby and M :)

HI STARBS... havent seen you in forever!

Hi start how you doing :)

Fine bear... just getting ready for the evening... and then bed. Tired, long day... how are you?

I think someone put an gigantic flashing neon sign...invisible only to me....on my roof that says....PICK ME....PICK ME!!!

.....I have to get on the phone to the ins. co., and see what the hell I'm going to do about my van!

Ha ha... speaking of "pick me - pick me!!!!"


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Hi guys! I just heard that they might be issuing a mandatory evacuation. GREAT! I don't even know where the hell I'm going to go! With my leg and Niki in tow, they are going to have to take me kicking and screamin I tell you! I don't see the reason for the evacuation at this point.

Hey guys... I'm off to see these guys tonight , 7 hours to go and I'm excited :)

Hope your all jealous LOL :D

YouTube - Coldplay -- Viva la Vida (MUSIC VIDEO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yeGHyRavAA&feature=related)

This second clip (Fix you) has some great concert footage about 2.50 minutes into it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEYyHGbwto&feature=related

Hey guys..................I'm off to see these guys tonight , 7 hours to go and i'm excited :)

Hope your all jealous LOL :D

YouTube - Coldplay -- Viva la Vida (MUSIC VIDEO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yeGHyRavAA&feature=related)

This second clip (Fix you) has some great concert footage about 2.50 minutes into it

YouTube - coldplay fix you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEYyHGbwto&feature=related)

Wow M they sound great! Have a ball my friend... :)

Wow M they sound great! Have a ball my friend...:)

Thanks stringer , I'm looking forward to it :)

Thanks stringer , I'm looking forward to it :)

Hey M... let us live it through you... take some pics... have fun bud.

Hey M...let us live it through you...take some pics....have fun bud.

I definitely will if they allow it , some concerts you aren't allowed to.

I definately will if they allow it , some concerts you aren't allowed to.

I know, sneak some if you can...

Night for now...

LOL... ok ;)

Night stringer

I think someone put an gigantic flashing neon sign...invisible only to me....on my roof that says....PICK ME....PICK ME!!!

HAHA - this made me spit out my coffee... hehehe... :)

Good Morning Everyone!

Hi guys! I just heard that they might be issuing a mandatory evacuation. GREAT!! I don't even know where the hell I'm gonna go! With my leg and Niki in tow, they are going to have to take me kickin and screamin I tell ya! I don't see the reason for the evacuation at this point.

STARBS... what? Are you all right? Did you have to evacuate?


Friend... love Cold Play...
The Fray is coming in August, I am going to go see them with my oldest son;)

Starby, what the heck is going on geeze girl... can't everyone just LEAVE STARBS ALONE?? Your luck is sure to change... there is light at the end of the tunnel... hugs

Another slow day in the jail!

It comes in bursts Adam, always be ready Deputy.

Will do Sheriff. It's about time for my lunch break so I am handing it over to you!

Will do Sheriff. It's about time for my lunch break so I am handing it over to you!

Aaaahhhh.. Adam, we need to talk about those 'free lunches' son...

Yes Sheriff? What do you need to talk to me about?

Yes Sheriff? What do you need to talk to me about?

Well with the economy as it is the administration is saying that I may have to charge the prisioners and the deputies for their lunches now... :rolleyes::eek::rolleyes:

Well Sir, What is the charge? Hopefully not too much. I think we should charge the inmates but not the deputies. Can the deputies eat off jail grounds? I did today

Sorry Stringer, but you can charge the prisoners but you will not be charging me...

Hey, I posted a question in the movies part of this website. It may be confusing, but if anyone can read it and have a clue of what it is I would appreciate it.

I think this is how you do this, but here it is:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/movies/what-name-movie-328364.html

I checked it out. The movie sounds familiar to me as well, but can not think of the name.

Ok, Hopefully someone will see it and figure it out. I would like to watch it tonight but I don't remember the name. That might be important. Lol

Lol Yes, that would be important. Well Hope somebody figures it out for you. Lol

Take care,

All right see you later Joe! Take care yourself

STARBS......what? Are ya alright? Did you have to evacuate?


Friend...love Cold Play...
the Fray is coming in August, I am gonna go see them wiht my oldest son;)

Starby, what the heck is going on geeze girl...can't everyone just LEAVE STARBS ALONE??????????? Your luck is sure to change.....there is light at the end of the tunnel.....hugs

I'm still here Starty. They didn't make the evacuation mandatory... yet anyway. They suggest evacuating, but unless something else happens, I'm staying right here. The water main burst Starty. The water shot 50' in the air. My whole street and front yard and everyone else's is a river. The sewer drains are backed up. We've got no water, and even if we did, it would probably be contaminated. I've been melting snow for Niki to have some water. I asked one of the city workers if someone could get me some bottled water, so I hope I get some soon.

I need to get someone over here also to check out my basement. Since mine is a dirt basement, and you can only get down there by lifting a heavy hatch out of the floor, and climbing down steep stairs. I'm definitely not going down there. I also had to call the insurance company about my van, because of course my brother thought it was such a good idea that I leave it parked out on the street, instead of around back where it belongs, so I wouldn't have to bother him if it got stuck again. Well it's stuck now all right!

I haven't heard if they've figured out the cause of the break yet, but there have been city crews working day and night with loud equipment, so it's a little hard to get any sleep. Uuuhhhgggg! So yeah... this is so much fun!

Hey Starby! I haven't been around much when you are here. I miss the fun. Sorry to hear about all bad that has happened.

Hey Bear!

Hey Adam, thanks. Yep it's just a ball 'o fun! :p

Well Well Well, good to see that you have not been evacuated. That your still at home.

Take care

Sounds crazy Starby. How did it happen?

Thanks Joe!

Adam, the last I heard they don't know what happened.

Hmm, that's weird. I am tired. I need a nap!

Sorry Stringer, but you can charge the prisoners but you will not be charging me.......

K... I'll talk to 'them'... I'll fight the fight for you guys... :D

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Boy, isn't this the truth...

Howdy Sheriff
Happy Friday to all the inmates

And it's Friday the 13th! Muuwaaahahahaha! :p

Good Mornin, have a good day kids. It's back to the bunk in my cell for me. ::yawn::

Howdy to you all... Going shopping soon... Have not left yet... lol

Have a great day everyone...

Joe (Deputy Sheriff) I am going on a all day lunch break. Lol

EDIT: I can not wait to watch Ghost Whisperer tonight. Oh Ya...

Hey guys... Friday... *sigh*. Love it.

Good Morning Everyone. Thank god it is Friday, but thanks to someone, I have to work tomorrow.

Ha Ha, at least you will get some extra money money money. And the more money you make, the more money I make, right... you that sounds about right...

Howdy to you all.... Going shopping soon.... Have not left yet.... lol

Have a great day everyone....

Joe (Deputy Sheriff) I am going on a all day lunch break. lol

EDIT: I can not wait to watch Ghost Whisperer tonight. Oh Ya.....

Why... why... why? Is it a new episode tonight? I missed most of it lastweek!

Good Morning Everyone.

I was out sick yesterday, a stomach bug that I would not like to see again ever in my lifetime, but thankfully just a 24 hour bug.

Today I am feeling loads better just weak, hoping to make it through the day.

Did I miss anything exciting?

No it was a dead day Justy. Just like the day before except worse. Did you read up? Lol

Yeah, a little skimming really. I am discussing weenis' on every board that I can. Trying to create the weenis epidemic.

I read about that Weenis word you had on a post. I posted the word coccyx which sounds like cocksix. Do you want to guess what that is?

The coccyx is your butt bone. I have heard of that before. Just never knew about the weenis. Still makes me think of midget privates.

Ok Justy. Now that we know what will be on your mind for the rest of the day, what else is new?

Not much, I am feeling a little better, but I would still rather be all wrapped up in bed.

Any big weekend plans?

Stringer - I see you just loafting around, pop in and say Hello why don't you.

I am going to see Miss March tonight. Then tomorrow I work from 6am-12pm then I will probably go home and relax and go fishing in the evening. Then I have nothing planned for Sunday. What about you?

Starby,

Sam does not believe Melinda. Melinda said that her husbands soul jumped into his body. He thinks that all of what Melinda was doing was influencing him and creating his memories by her.

This episode tonight apparently Sam saves Melinda from almost death also almost dying himself. It is a brand smacking new episode.

Stringer - I see you just loafting around, pop in and say Hello why don't you.

'Hello', just trying to finish a report... but watching you in the process...

I am going to see Miss March tonight. Then tomorrow I work from 6am-12pm then I will probably go home and relax and go fishing in the evening. Then I have nothing planned for Sunday. what about you?

Wow, 6am on a Saturday... GAG ME...

What line of work are you in?

I think tonight I will still be recovering from work today, I am pretty wiped so I figured early to bed.

Tomorrow is poker league and this year I am not participating but my partner is, so I think I will have the whole house to myself... which probably means housework.

Sunday, probably more of the same... I really plan on doing a whole lot of nothing this weekend.

I like doing nothing. It's fun and relaxing. Yea, I used to always go to work at 6 through the week and then every other Saturday. Now I work at 8 throughout the week and at 6 every other Saturday. I operate a scale house at a landfill.

Justwantfair,

Hope your feeling better real soon.

I used to work for a metal recycling company... that was the only place that I know with a scale house, but I feel so special since I knew what that was. :D

Thanks Joe,

I haven't had a stomach bug in years and I think I am just being a bit extra whiny because this is the first time I have gotten to be sick and have my partner waiting on me ;)

Your lucky,

When Myself, My wife and Little guy got sick. We were all sick and I was trying to take care of everybody at the same time.

At least your getting waited on. Lol

Yeah, but there will be payback, because fortunately I was the first in the house to get it, when he gets it, there will be PLENTY of making up for being waited on time.

Happy Friday everyone!! WOOOOOO

There is my puddy tat!

Come here nice tiger and let me pet you ;)

Purrrrrrr...

How is your Friday going kc?

Are you happy the week is over?

Very happy the week is over!! My Friday is fairly boring. But, whatever. At least I don't have very much longer to go. How about you?

Good, I was really sick yesterday, just been on the boards picking fights today, I guess... that's actually been fun.

Ready for a nice relaxing weekend.

Seems like there are enough threads going on today that I want to bang my head into the wall, so I will be happy when the day rounds out and I can run home and hop in the shower and start my weekend up.

Picking fights huh? Where do you pick fights at? The relationship board has been relatively calm lately, except for poor crazy...

Very happy the week is over!!! My Friday is fairly boring. But, whatever. At least I don't have very much longer to go. How about you?

Oh, how I could spice up your Friday.. .

*RAWR* ;)

What up Chicky?? Any big plans this weekend?

OMG, Crazy is driving me Crazy! LOL. It's like please just get it.

Here is one of the threads

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/marriage/am-other-woman-328360-2.html

What up Chicky??? Any big plans this weekend?

Beach.

That's it.

A weekend o' beach. :)

It is Friday Justy, grab a beer (or shot in your case) and relax... perhaps we should all just go to the beach... ;)

Sounds good. You all just come on down! :) I got the beach, you bring the drinks! :)

Justy - there do seem to be a lot of "crazies" today...

Wish I could go to the beach but it's supposed to be cold and rainy here the whole weekend- SUX!

I want to go to the beach. What beach Chicky?

I don't have a beach to go to, and there's the snow and ice, not bathing suit weather.

Chicky, I'm packing my bags, I'll be there at 10pm, have the wine ready and the chick flicks! :)

We just got three bottles of wine at home... supposed to be some great bottles direct from Venice.

Tonight sounds like a wonderful night to kick back with a bottle and chill out.

I could use a beer right about now!

Okay Justy, I'll pick you up on the way to Chicky's, you bring the wine, I'll bring the movies, and tomorrow morning we'll meet the boys at the beach.

Sound like a plan everyone? :)

I could use a beer right about now!

Ditto Adam. Tell you what, after I pick the kids up from school I'll have a beer just for you. Sound good? :D

Yea, I guess that is about the best offer I will get so it is a deal.

Darnit, I got to run, have to pick up the rug rats.

Be good while I'm gone, remember, the Sheriff is always watching, waiting, ready to pounce. ;)

Bye kids.

Sounds like a plan! I'm actually sitting by the pool right now. Come on down! Chaise lounges for everyone! :)

Thanks Chicky. Just make me hate life right now!

Lol. Just kiddin, but I wish I was somewhere else besides here

But you get to go home Adam and soon, I might add... :(

Sounds like a plan! I'm actually sitting by the pool right now. Come on down! Chaise lounges for everyone! :)

Dibs on the pink one. Can I wear my hot red bikini? It's sexy. :D

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Awesome, lol...

awesome, lol...

Glad you liked them Joe. I think they're adorable. :)

HELP!!! :eek:

SHERIFF STRINGER PUT ME IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, AND I NEED TO GET OUT!!!! I'M GOING CRAZY IN HERE!!!! :confused:

PLUS, HE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME FRESH BREAD AND WATER TO EAT AND I'M FORCED TO EAT AND DRINK WHAT'S LEFTOVER FROM THE PLATES AND GLASSES OF THE OTHER INMATES!!!! :mad:

I MEAN, WHERE'S MY CIVIL RIGHTS HERE? CAN'T SOMETHING BE DONE?

WHO'S GOT THE FILE IN THE CAKE? MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE A WAY TO CARVE OUT A TUNNEL USING A SPOON?

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HAVE A GOOD CRY RIGHT NOW!!!! :o

You have a good cry... Please wait until I leave, first. Okay.

you mean that you're just gonna leave me to rot here, joe?!?!

What is going on here? Cloughy is crying... Joe is let out of his cell late at night? This is SCARY!

Someone pass Cloughy some bread dammit! :p

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol lol lol ha ha ha ja ja ja lol lol lol,

OMG!!

I just posted post #666!!

Now, I am most assuredly assured of being doomed to a life here of eternal torment by Sheriff Stringer!!

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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See what you've done!? Now there's this echo-ing whaaaaaaa noise in my head! Who's got the cake with that file? Alty? I gave it to YOU! Where'd you put it?

OMG!!!!

I just posted post #666!!!!

Now, I am most assuredly assured of being doomed to a life here of eternal torment by Sheriff Stringer!!!!

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: The dreaded 666 We've driven him MAD! This can't be a good sign!

See ladies and gents! See what the Sheriff and his Deputy's have done to our cellmates? That music he pipes into our cells late at night has subliminal messages!

Are we going to FIGHT for our RIGHT... to PARTY?


YouTube - The Beastie Boys - (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdAUnnU9Ac)

I was already mad before, but NOW, I'm even worse!!!!

Oh, oh! Look out... the SHERIFF is watching us now!!

Deputies !!!!!!!!

It looks like a riot !!!!!!!! Quick Batman, Joe, Adam....surround the jail....where's my shotgun and oh yeah the shells ???????

(Sheriff Stringer, stands in the doorway with shotgun in hand... )

Hey rioters !!!! Ya'all her that 'click'? That was me cocking my shotgun....ya'all ain't a going NOWHERE !!!!!!

Deputies.. collect all that dinnerware... knives, forks and spoons...

This is a LOCKDOWN !!!! Back in those cells....!

I see him! He's hiding around the corner in the hall! Quick Cloughy, grab this homemade club I made of one of the shrubs in the jailyard! I'll wink at him... you smash him over the head!

Deputies !!!!!!!!

It looks like a riot !!!!!!!! Quick Batman, Joe, Adam....surround the jail....where's my shotgun and oh yeah the shells ???????

(Sheriff Stringer, stands in the doorway with shotgun in hand... )

Hey rioters !!!! Ya'all hear that 'click'? That was me cocking my shotgun....ya'all ain't a going NOWHERE !!!!!!

Deputies.. collect all that dinnerware... knives, forks and spoons...

This is a LOCKDOWN !!!! Back in those cells....!

Is anyone else having trouble posting?

And whose' this here new character over there... Cowboy Clough?

I think he started all this...Get some pen and paper...we need to have him sign a confession....

And ifin' he won't... then take 'um to the 'chamber in da basement... yeah, that one... hee hee... he'll sigh it...

Is anyone else having trouble posting?

Yep... took about 3 minutes to post after I wrote this...

Buy seems to be working now...

I've had enough of your jailhouse shenanigans Sheriff! The other inmates and I replaced your bullets with nerf balls!! We're just not all that scared of you!! Here look!!...I have your cuffs! Your Deputy's are all asleep! I have an array of dinnerware in my cell! I'll show you what to do with a fork!! Then we can talk about spooning!
Deputies !!!!!!!!

It looks like a riot !!!!!!!! Quick Batman, Joe, Adam....surround the jail....where's my shotgun and oh yeah the shells ???????

(Sheriff Stringer, stands in the doorway with shotgun in hand....)

Hey rioters !!!! Ya'all hear that 'click'? That was me cocking my shotgun....ya'all ain't a going NOWHERE !!!!!!

Deputies..collect all that dinnerware.....knives, forks and spoons....

This is a LOCKDOWN !!!! Back in those cells....!

Where's my mega horn??

OK, this is the Sheriff.... ya'all are surrounded come out peaceable like...now, with yer hands on yer heads...the cute girlies first...hee hee.

Uhhh... is AMHD having a bad hair day? Why are quotes showing up underneath? Run for the hills... this place has gone crazy I tell you... CRAZY!!

I've had enough of your jailhouse shenanigans Sheriff! The other inmates and I replaced your bullets with nerf balls!! We're just not all that scared of you!! Here look!!...I have your cuffs! Your Deputy's are all asleep! I have an array of dinnerware in my cell! I'll show you what to do with a fork!! Then we can talk about spooning!

Aaaaahhhhhh... did cha say 'spooning' girlie?

And where is that complain' rioter now? Clough come out wit your hands up !!!!!!

Aaaaahhhhhh...did cha say 'spooning' girlie?

Uuhhmmm, I recall something to do with forking... spooning came later! :p

Uhhh...is AMHD having a bad hair day? Why are quotes showing up underneath? Run for the hills...this place has gone crazy I tell ya....CRAZY!!!!

Is this the one that was supposed ta be in that thar 'padded cell?' I think so....she is seeing things now...careful boys !

Uuhhmmm, I recall something to do with forking...spooning came later!! :p

Well then ...GIRLIE...back in line then.....


EDIT: NO....WAIT !!!! (just got that)...further explanation is necessary then girlie....

I took care of the cowboy Clough, Stringer...

Wow... post # 666 and on Friday the 13th Also!! I guess yer day has come...

"You fought the law and the law won".... hee hee

I took care of the cowboy Clough, Stringer......

Atta way to go Deputy... now surround the girlie over thar she is a ringleader too..

I was able to use my super powers... Who needs a gun...

I planned the number 666 to come up. I knew that would have him cower in the corner...

Ha Ha..

And whose' dis here new character over there...Cowboy Clough?

I think he started all this...Get some pen and paper...we need to have him sign a confession....

And ifin' he won't...then take 'um to the 'chamber in da basement...yeah, that one...hee hee...he'll sigh it....

Here you go, Stringy! I'm all ready for you! See what you did to me by putting me in solitary confinement? Notice the crazed look in my eyes?

They're lookin' at

YOU!!!

Girls and duckies and all of them are surrounded... What are you girls going to do about it now.

I thought I had you locked Clough... How did you escape?

Is this the one that was supposed ta be in that thar 'padded cell?' I think so....she is seeing things now...careful boys !

It twas you, the dastardly Sheriff that unlawfully locked me in a padded cell, and hung me upside down!! This is cruel and unusual punishment!! I want to speak to my lawyer!! I believe Sir Clough is my attourney. I demand a phonecall!!

Obviously, I've been doing some exercising while I've been put away!!

Girls and duckies and all of them are surrounded..... What are you girls going to do about it now.\

Did Clough just become one of the girls..??

I thought I had you lock and key Clough....

Not the DUCKS!! How could you Deputy Joe?? What about our little ducklings?? What kind of life is this for them??

Not the DUCKS!! How could you Deputy Joe?? What about our little ducklings?? What kind of life is this for them??

Whoa! I'll try that again! LOL!

Not the DUCKS!! How could you Deputy Joe?? What about our little ducklings?? What kind of life is this for them??

Ok...hear ye, hear ye....

"OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION"!!

The Town of "LOUNGE" will be holding an election for a new Mayor.

Qualification:... must be breathing, (that includes you Justy)... hee hee.

You MUST present your credentials here on the thread....make it good.

The sheriff and his deputies will officiate the election and will count the votes.... (A big hee hee)!

The election will take place next week..... Use the time in between to campaign a little...

All those in the town as of now are elegible to run for Mayor

You blinded me DUCKY... Sheriff there is nothing I can do now.

I was able to use my super powers... Who needs a gun.....

I planned the number 666 to come up. I knew that would have him cower in the corner....

Ha Ha..

Atta way Joe... keep 'um guessing where the 'next' one will be coming from...

Good thing for my super powers... Ha Ha

They will not know where the next one comes...

But for now I have to retire for the morning. Almost 2 am...

Here ya go, Stringy! I'm all ready for ya! See what you did to me by putting me in solitary confinement? Notice the crazed look in my eyes?

They're lookin' at

YOU!!!





HOLY Sh*T !!!!!! I think we are going to need more FIREPOWER!! Batman !!!! Where are you? Need some of yer gadgets thingeys!!

Not the DUCKS!! How could you Deputy Joe?? What about our little ducklings?? What kind of life is this for them??

QUACKity QUACK QUACK!!

I have spent some time behind bars and I am not touching this unless someone convinces me it's a good place to hang.

I can and will be the block Mama and you don't want to take my sticky bun:eek:

You blinded me DUCKY..... Sheriff there is nothing I can do now.

Never give up !!! There is too much at stake Deputy!!

Good thing for my super powers............. Ha Ha

They will not know where the next one comes........

But for now I have to retire for the morning. almost 2 am....

Heeeeeeeyyyyyy... I didn't hear th 'quitin' bell? I will be here all by my lonesome Joe!

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Girls and duckies and all of them are surrounded..... What are you girls going to do about it now.\

Did Clough just become one of the girls..??

I thought I had you lock and key Clough....
Do I look like one of the girls??

I have spent some time behind bars and I am not touchin this unless someone convinces me its a good place to hang.

I can and will be the block Mama and you don't want to take my sticky bun:eek:

Hey cutie... step over here... we have this nice lounge room... coffee, sticky buns, TV... here just take a load off and sit in this comfy sofa... for a bit...

We will give you a badge an all... but you got to be tuff... You can be the Block Mama... nice to have you aboard... Deputy, I men Matron Deputy...

Of course there is an oath to take.....

I have spent some time behind bars and I am not touchin this unless someone convinces me its a good place to hang.

I can and will be the block Mama and you don't want to take my sticky bun:eek:

Artsy! Don't look directly into their eyes!! It's a trick!!

Do I look like one of the girls?!?!

NO... you look like frackin Karate Kid

Do I look like one of the girls?!?!

Come a little bit closer and let me look....shhhh...here....take the file...stick it in yer boot! Sneak back to yer cell and I'll pass ya a note!

QUACKity QUACK QUACK !!!!!!!!

It's secret code! Nanananana! :p

KNOCK ! KNOCK !

Whosae that at the door? Reporters?? We don't need no stinkin' reporter!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY! Thars no 'story' here !

I hear everyone in "LOUNGE TOWN" can run for mayor!! Where are my girls?? Let's put together our campaign slogan! I've got some ideas...yep!

It's secret code!! Nanananana!! :p

HA ! secret code?... my foot... I hired one of dose smart computer type girls to stop all that stuff...

girl power!! Bow chicka bow wow!! Woot woot!!

KNOCK ! KNOCK !

Whosae dat at the door? Reporters???????? We don't need no stinkin' reporter!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY! Thars no 'story' here !

You guys says that yer here to report on this here election thingy... I don't know about no election! NOW GO AWAY !!!!

HA ! secret code?....my foot......I hired one of dose smart computer type girls to stop all dat stuff.....

Barney?. Andy wants you to go git him some sammiches! Don't hit Aunt B on your way out of Mayberry!

OK....LOCK DOWN...LIGHTS OUT...GO TO BED...Deputy....'bed check' time... (a big hee hee)

Ifin' thar aren't anybody here to vote in that thar 'election thingy' then they can't vote... pretty simple... huh? Hee hee

Where the heck is my Main Deputy... DEPUTY!!!! Ya at dat bar again??????

Barney?...Andy wants you to go git him some sammiches!! Don't hit Aunt B on your way out of Mayberry!

Smart a**y young wipper snapper... Barney ! I mean Deputy! Where are ya?

Ok....lights OUT !!! The Sheriff is going to go to bed now...

I set all the alarms... don't make a move or the automatic system will a start shooting! And I electrified the bars and the doors to yer cells too...
Good night... seriously...

This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

I want what you allo on.

Achemm. I do declare that I, Ms Ducky von Starburg, am going to officially run for the office of the mayor in loungetown. I shall make it my mission as Mayor Duck, to make this town a cleaner and better place for all. I shall work on funding for better meals in our cells, and more time in the jailyard. This is just my rough draft, and I shall bring order to this prison. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and his Deputy's will be run out of town. I have a team of people working on this as we speak. Sir Bo and Sir Luke Duke, and their legal assistant, Miss Daisy May, will have the papers filed by dawn. We shall then have a hostile take over of Boss Hoggs prison!

Quick... get a match Deputy... put it under that piece of paper that, that DUCKIE has...

I sleep wit one eye open you villain!!

Come a little bit closer and let me look....shhhh...here....take the file...stick it in yer boot! Sneak back to yer cell and I'll pass ya a note!

Thanks for the file, starby! :)

This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

I want what ya allo on.

Ya ain't seen nuttin yet sweetie!! Ya need to get your badge and uniform... it's a pretty 'snappy' one too...

Where the heck is my Main Deputy...DEPUTY!!!! Ya at dat bar again??????

See what you get when you pay peanuts?? :eek:

Thanks for the file, starby! :)

Ain't going to do you now good KID... I got it on video... yep we're pretty modern 'round these parts...

This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

I want what ya allo on.

I'm free and high on air!! :D

See what you get when you pay peanuts?!?! :eek:

OOOOooooooooo...wait until he a reads this one... run, run very fast...

Ain't gonna do ya now good KID...I got it on video...yep we're pretty modern 'round these parts....

Really? How come I had to swim across a moat?

I'm free and high on air!!!! :D

Shhhhhhhh! You're not suppose to tell the Sheriff we have AIR!

Achemm. I do declare that I, Ms Ducky von Starburg, am going to officially run for the office of the mayor in loungetown. I shall make it my mission as Mayor Duck, to make this town a cleaner and better place for all. I shall work on funding for better meals in our cells, and more time in the jailyard. This is just my rough draft, and I shall bring order to this prison. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and his Deputy's will be run out of town. I have a team of people working on this as we speak. Sir Bo and Sir Luke Duke, and their legal assistant, Miss Daisy May, will have the papers filed by dawn. We shall then have a hostile take over of Boss Hoggs prison!

Oooowwwwww... please DUCKIE... when you clears yer throat like that... cover yer mouth... please!. I need a hankie now please.

Really?! How come I had to swim across a moat?!

Nnnnoooooooo... that was at the old castle... see the DUCK is lyin' ta you again...

Want to be a Deputy...I'll give ya a raise...?.(crosses fingers) Yep...I sure will....

Shhhhhhhh!! You're not suppose to tell the Sheriff we have AIR!!

That kind of 'AIR' I can smell for a half mile!! OOoooWwwwEEEEEEE (o_o)

Nnnnoooooooo...that wa at the old castle...see the DUCK is lyin' ta ya again.....

Want to be a Deputy...I'll give ya a raise...?.(crosses fingers) Yep...I sure will....

Don't listen to him Cloughy! I saw him, and he has his fingers crossed behind his back! Ducks don't lie! When have you ever heard of a lyin DUCK? Now that's just silly! I call Quackity Quack Quack on that theory! I'm no Quackin liar!

Deputy... did you put the 'stuff' in der water? That's the only way that we will get any sleep you know...

Don't listen to him Cloughy!! I saw him, and he has his fingers crossed behind his back! Ducks don't lie! When have you ever heard of a lyin DUCK?? Now that's just silly! I call Quackity Quack Quack on that theory! I'm no Quackin liar!

Quick... give her a drink! Shhhh it will be ALL better in the morning sweetie...

The new order has already slipped the Deputy's a mickey! They are all off to zzzzzzzzz land! Baaahahahaha!

Good night guys... someone is a callin' for me to come to bed now... and you know that I AM A GOOD HUSBAND...... DUCKIE... try to just ignore that one huh... ok?

What am I ignoring? Huh... what? Don't try and fool the Duck!

I was off writing an official letter via email to the Sheriff. He shall receive it shortly.

What am I ignoring?? Huh...what?? Don't try and fool the Duck!!

I was off writing an official letter via email to the Sheriff. He shall receive it shortly.

Hee hee... night now someone is waiting...

G'nite John Boy... G'nite Maryellen! ::crickets chirping::

Oops... G'nite Bubba! Go to the Sheriff's quarters. I heard he has a nice place for you to sleep.

G'nite John Boy...G'nite Maryellen! ::crickets chirping::

Oops...G'nite Bubba! Go to the Sheriff's quarters. I heard he has a nice place for you to sleep.

'Bubba' stands guard... Aaaaaaaaa... wait a minute the last Pres Bubba was dangerous... I mean with those cigars,, you know... .No...he can sleep in one of the cells .....


Night now...

Lookin' at all of you from the outside, and

Wishin' you all...

A good night...
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From the outside!! :D

You're going to have to sick a Sheriff's posse out to get me Stringy! But, I bet you never find me!!

EXCUSE ME BUT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???????????? We are already 746 posts into this new jail and I just now know about it???????????? Oh sorry....that's my fault...lol............ok.......BUT what is this about no parking for bikes??????????? NO Rebel??????????? How am I going to get there?????????????????? What happened to Angel watching out for me and Sheriff, what happened to you being my great enourager??? You didn't eat a mean pill did you???? I will have to read the posts to get a real feel for this place but alas, can't do that until tomorrow. Duck, what happened?????????????????

EXCUSE ME BUT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???????????? We are already 746 posts into this new jail and I just now know about it???????????? Oh sorry....that's my fault...lol............ok.......BUT what is this about no parking for bikes??????????? NO Rebel??????????? How am I going to get there?????????????????? What happened to Angel watching out for me and Sheriff, what happened to you being my great enourager??? You didn't eat a mean pill did you???? I will have to read the posts to get a real feel for this place but alas, can't do that until tomorrow. Duck, what happened?????????????????

Hey, jrebel7!

Sheriff Stringy was making me eat only left-overs and drinking only what remained in glasses from the mess hall, plus, the others were being mean to me, so I slipped them all something in their drinks before I managed to escape!

Heh, heh...

:cool:

Good for you!! I can't believe I have missed out on so much so fast. What happened to Stringer and Angel?? I can't believe they are making you drink what remained in glasses... {{{shudder}}}! I hear there is no parking for the Rebel! What has this place come to?? Did you slip them a "happy....be nice" pill?? I sure hope so. My Rebel has to have a place to rest! Maybe when they wake up, sweetness will just shine everywhere here! Ya think?? My sweet Stringer and Angel... gone to the dark side?? Oh how my heart breaks... well... it breaks until I don't have a place to park the Rebel. The day those two fellas tell me I can't park the Rebel, is the day I know my world as I have known it... is sadly... no more!! To be fair, I will read in the morning and see what could have possibly happened to draw them away from all of us, to make life so hard. Cloughy, you hang in there and I will check in tomorrow! Night!

EXCUSE ME BUT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???????????? We are already 746 posts into this new jail and I just now know about it???????????? Oh sorry....that's my fault...lol............ok.......BUT what is this about no parking for bikes??????????? NO Rebel??????????? How am I going to get there?????????????????? What happened to Angel watching out for me and Sheriff, what happened to you being my great enourager??? You didn't eat a mean pill did you???? I will have to read the posts to get a real feel for this place but alas, can't do that until tomorrow. Duck, what happened?????????????????

Oh no my Rebster Girl!! I cleared up the parking of bikes right off the bat!! Mr. Sheriff got a good tongue lashing for not allowing parking for the Rebel!! NOPE!! Not gonna happen!!! There will be a prison riot! Mr. Sheriff has your parking pass!! I'm running for Mayor Reb, will you be my running mate?? Ya know ya waaannaaa!! I'll ride shotgun!! :D