I didn't mean the new part toward you Stringer. How come you aren't invisible like the rest?

i agree. Its the one thing ive always liked about my friends from high school, many of them had abusive parents, so if they saw a man hit a women...well lets just say the last time i heard about something like that it went something like this: friend A is driving friend B and girlfriend. Friend B hits girlfriend, Friend A stop car, drags friend B out beats him to a bloody pulp(think 3 broken ribs broken nose + scrapes and bruises). then leaves friend B their to get a ride with a different friend to the hospital. Personally i think he got off light.


as stated hope she listens, not just fer her sake but for the rest of their sakes as well.



Sorry, but I don't think getting violent with a violent person teaches anyone anything - women NEED to file charges and keep insisting on pressing charges, get people arrested, find an advocate, that's what will change things. Friend A is very fortunate he isn't doing some hard time because the Court doesn't necessarily see the reason behind the beating.

All women don't have someone who will come along and beat up their abuser - but all women DO have access to the Court system. And if the Police don't listen, then you come back with friends and try again. And maybe somebody else doesn't get beaten up because that one woman took a stand.

This is very dangerous quasi-legal advice. I realize this is not the legal board but this is not a course of action to be recommended.

I didn't mean the new part toward you Stringer. How come you aren't invisible like the rest?

YOU are always welcome Adam... more fun with you here also...

Sorry, but I don't think getting violent with a violent person teaches anyone anything - women NEED to file charges and keep insisting on pressing charges, get people arrested, find an advocate, that's what will change things. Friend A is very fortunate he isn't doing some hard time because the Court doesn't necessarily see the reason behind the beating.

All women don't have someone who will come along and beat up their abuser - but all women DO have access to the Court system. And if the Police don't listen, then you come back with friends and try again. And maybe somebody else doesn't get beaten up because that one woman took a stand.

I'm crying my eyes out! I want to take her and shake her!!

Well. I am off for the day. See you guys tomorrow! Bye!

Sorry, but I don't think getting violent with a violent person teaches anyone anything - women NEED to file charges and keep insisting on pressing charges, get people arrested, find an advocate, that's what will change things. Friend A is very fortunate he isn't doing some hard time because the Court doesn't necessarily see the reason behind the beating.

All women don't have someone who will come along and beat up their abuser - but all women DO have access to the Court system. And if the Police don't listen, then you come back with friends and try again. And maybe somebody else doesn't get beaten up because that one woman took a stand.

This is very dangerous quasi-legal advice. I realize this is not the legal board but this is not a course of action to be recommended.

Agreed Judy... smart way to handle it... common sense applies... although common sense seems quite rare at times. (Sad)

I'm crying my eyes out! I wanna take her and shake her!!!!!



I know - and I think a lot of women have experienced some type of abuse in their lifetime so this is particularly painful to read.

When I worked in a matrimonial practice I was shocked at the amount of abuse out there - everything, including sexual abuse, often at the hands of the person who "loves" you the most.

Shudder.

(And I'm crying right along with you.)

Well. I am off for the day. See you guys tomorrow! Bye!

Wow... well, thanks for the visit buddy. Hurry back...

Agreed Judy...smart way to handle it...common sense applies...although common sense seems quite rare at times. (Sad)



Thanks - it's about stopping the cycle, not beating up one abuser.

I appreciate the kind words on this sad, troubling topic.

Hey Everyone! Guess what Justy?

What Adam... :D

You remembered you love me today??

I didn't mean to get everyone all bummed.

It is ALL TOO common, it is painful that anyone could do that to someone else and worse that some people feel like they deserve that kind of treatment.

I really appreciate everyone jumping in, I really hope that with volume one of us hits that right chord and it makes sense why she needs away now.

I know - and I think a lot of women have experienced some type of abuse in their lifetime so this is particularly painful to read.

When I worked in a matrimonial practice I was shocked at the amount of abuse out there - everything, including sexual abuse, often at the hands of the person who "loves" you the most.

Shudder.

(And I'm crying right along with you.)

So many people don't know what goes on behind closed doors. Everything seems real fine in the outside world, but they don't know how many woman are scared to open their mouths in public, for fear of getting the ever living hell beaten out of them when they get home. They also don't know the threats that have been made towards these women if they do say something. Trust me I know.

Big Hugs Jude!

Thanks - it's about stopping the cycle, not beating up one abuser.

I appreciate the kind words on this sad, troubling topic.

That is the best way to handle it and in the end empowers the woman which now I'm sure is lacking, also the mature way...

I'm going to call our Momma, kids! Any messages for her? :D

Judy if you will notice, I was not recommending something like that, just saying that women beaters are scum and deserve a good beating(no matter if its legal or not). Ofc I also think they deserve some time in jail and recommend that as the way to go. As this isn't her thread and as we are just all idly chatting I didn't see harm in throwing that out their :)

Basically id like to see him in jail, but I would also hope he gets hospitalized from some terrible "accident"

What Adam... :D

You remembered you love me today???

Hee hee, he still loves you... I'm sure.

I'm going to call our Momma, kids! Any messages for her? :D

Tell her "guess what? Stringer loves ya!"

Tell her "guess what? Stringer loves ya!"

Will do! Just getting ready to dial! Hope she's up, and feeling all right tonight.

Will do! Just gettin ready to dial! Hope she's up, and feelin alright tonight.

Thanks hon, I know that she is doing a little better but really worry for her...

Be passionate when you tell her..

Thanks Starby.. sorry for the delay. They had me on lock-down for a while there.

Anyone want to trade a soup for an envelope?

DrJ...

Don't know what the soup for an envelope exchange is... guess I haven't been incarcerated long enough yet.

Like the new cropped photo, I take it you found another "lucky" lady. :D

Thanks hon, I know that she is doing a little better but really worry for her....

Be passionate when you tell her....!

On the phone with Momma... will update you! Laughing... crying... cursing... lol... LOL! Will update you!

Edit:: Did I repeat myself? Can't talk on the phone and type or think... haha!

On the phone with Momma.....will update you! Laughing...crying...cursing...lol....LOL! Will update you!

Edit:: Did I repeat myself? Can't talk on the phone and type or think...haha!

Great... I'm waiting.

Need another laugh?

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How about some more?

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We are talking about playing marbles now... lol

We are talkin about playin marbles now...lol

Marbles?. K

You can't play marbles in jail. You can play cards in jail, or put puzzles together, or play dominos or just watch the boob tube but then everyone has to vote on what station or show to watch!

Ok, so when do we get fed around here? I've been reading about this so-called jail and so far I haven't seen any grub!

And I don't need an envelope for your soup. I need a bag of potato chips. Anybody want to trade a soda for a bag of chips?

DrJ....

Don't know what the soup for an envelope exchange is... guess I haven't been incarcerated long enough yet.

Like the new cropped photo, I take it you found another "lucky" lady. :D


Ummm... wait... I uhh.. haven't been... incarcerated either??

(anyone buying that?)

OK, OK... well, you don't really have money but can buy commissary (items to have while incarcerated... soups, coffee, envelopes, shower shoes, etc) to use yourself or barter, trade, or gamble with.

... or so I heard once.


And yes, I did... apparently she knew how to play her cards right ;)

Ok, so when do we get fed around here? I've been reading about this so-called jail and so far I haven't seen any grub!!

And I don't need an envelope for your soup. I need a bag of potato chips. Anybody wanna trade a soda for a bag of chips?

Here you go Twinkie... :cool:

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Friend dearheart just what kind of chips are they? They look somehow different from what I'm used to eating?

What kind of soda do you want as a trade? I've got one of everything in this cell I'm in right now.

They are Sweet Potato chips Twinkie , something a bit different. If you'd like a different kind just let me know :)

Hello Bear , I see you ;)

Yea M you caught me :)
Hi everyone :)

What the heck have you guys been doing while I've been gone?? Party Animals!

I just got off the phone with our Momma! She's gone mad I tell you... absolutely mad! She says you kids have got to settle down, or she's going to come in and whoop you!

She said, and I quote... "don't make me come over there...you kids better mind your darn manners!"---at least I think that's what she said. I've been put in charge, so stay in line, or... and this IS a quote "There will be foots up A$$ES!" Get it?. got it?. good!

Anyway... Chery says HI kids... love you all... she's doing as fine as she can, and will come and say HI soon!

Gosh... we talked for hrs! Love my Momma C... she's so funny! She'll never lose her sense of humour.

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Friend dearheart just what kind of chips are they? They look somehow different from what I'm used to eating?

What kind of soda do you want as a trade? I've got one of everything in this cell I'm in right now.

Twink?. what else do you have? I've got some taco chips and salsa... pass over the soda! Shhhhh... hide the file underneath.

twink?....what else do ya have? I've got some taco chips and salsa....pass over the soda! shhhhh...hide the file underneath.

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I seeeeee youuuuuu!

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You silly kids, I can't leave you alone for a minute.

I wasn't here but I forgot to log off, see Bear, this is why I'm usually invisible! :(

I wasn't here but I forgot to log off, see Bear, this is why I'm usually invisible! :(

Who said that?? :confused:

::looks around::

Pssst, Starby, the deputy can't see me! Quick, give me the file, I'll set us both free and we'll make a run for it. This is going to be easy as pie!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pie! :)

Who said that???:confused:

::looks around::

Crap... the ghosts followed us to jail? :eek:

Pssst, Starby, the deputy can't see me! Quick, give me the file, I'll set us both free and we'll make a run for it. This is going to be easy as pie!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pie! :)

Pie?. where do you see pie?. Ohhhhhhh... cherrrryyyy! Yuuuummmmyyyyy! The Sheriff never feeds us... get it Alty... get it!

Forget the pie, get over the pie, we have to leave.

Jeesh Ducky, you get sidetracked to easily.

Mmmmm, is that chocolate?

POO! :(

I think the Sheriff has screwed with the computer system! Mine is buggin me! ;)

Good job Deputy, I... aaaah, was away on Sheriff business (NOOOooo I wasn't sleeping... nope).

So, you video taped it all... nicccceeee. Let's see here, you identified all the ringleaders; Starduck, Alty, Justy, Twinky, Dr J and who is this new guy Bear... has he paid his fine yet? Watch him, his reputation precedes him, he can be sneaking...

Ok, grab all that good food, bread and dirty water only...

Now it is better that we installed all those hidden cameras in each cell... ha ha, this might be fun.

Hey you guys! Our plan worked! The Sheriff thinks he has the real video's! Muuwwaaahahahahahaha!

... and who the heck ordered more snow again?? Someone check the invoices! I want to see who signed for this!!

Oh, did I ever get the biggest suck up message. You've ever heard in your life from my housepest! We'll see what happens! I left him a rather angry message earlier today, as ordered by our Momma! I believe he will be back around tomorrow to be doing the things that he promised. He has burned his bridges now, and I think he knows it! :D

Oh, did I ever get the biggest suck up msg. you've ever heard in your life from my housepest! We'll see what happens! I left him a rather angry msg earlier today, as ordered by our Momma! I believe he will be back around tomorrow to be doing the things that he promised. He has burned his bridges now, and I think he knows it! :D

Ya think? Tro da bum out! You've heard all this before... "house pet" I like that.:D

Hey you guys! Our plan worked! The Sheriff thinks he has the real video's! Muuwwaaahahahahahaha!!

....and who the heck ordered more snow again???? Someone check the invoices! I wanna see who signed for this!!!

Strip search.... I'll take the females Deputy...

I don't know why you got the others... wait a minute (Sheriff turns around for 30 secomds)... Yep it says right here in our "Deputy Handbook"... Page 37, paragraph 4. line 16: "The Deputy has to strip search the others..." No, I didn't just write that in in pencil... nope, I didn't...

You say that there are only 15 lines in that paragraph? Well... LOOK!! OVER THERE!. Whew...

What's that pencil doing in my shirt pocket? Well... I... I...

Da Bum is out and he knows it! No more free ride here! Time to pay his tab and hit the streets. I'm not listening anymore. He has obviously found himself a place to stay the last 3 nights... he can kiss my royal behind and find one for a lot longer than that. B'bye sucker! ;)

Ducky is only nice for a little bit before her beak starts snappin!

Strip search....I'll take the females Deputy....

I don't know why you got the others...yep it says right here in my Deputy Handbook...."The Deputy has to strip search the others..." No, I didn't just write that in in pencil...nope, I didn't...

What's that pencil doing in my shirt pocket? Well...I....I....

Woohoo! Strip search! I knew the new lingerie was going to come in handy! The deputy will fall over before he gets any further. Our plan is really falling into place! :p

All right now all you female types, line up over there...

Ought OH!. HI Mrs Sheriff!. What am I doing?. "NUTTIN' '"... "Why........?."

Bwaaahahaha! Mrs. Sheriff caught Mr. Sheriff with his hand in the cookie jar! Bad Sheriff... no cookies for you! :p

WOW! Is someone feeling guilty or what? Just got another message! What the heck does he think is cool about calling me at 1am though. I think this is funny! Housepest has his tail tucked.

He's scared that your really on to him and he is trying anything now...

Later Starby, need to get some sleep now...

Oh he doesn't have to think it... I told him that in the message. I left him. I said it was awfully funny that he took off while I was asleep, so he didn't have to tell me anything... and that I knew he did that because he likely went back home, and was too ashamed to tell me... but that he's not off the hook for his tab and promises he made in order for me to let him stay here so he wasn't out in the cold with no money. I said I expect that he will be here and pay me what he owes me, because he has now obviously gotten his cheque, and that Niki is expecting her walks, and my house is expecting to be cleaned. Trust me... I was not nice in the message. I left for him earlier this eve. Momma got me fired up! LOL! Momma rocks! :D

I'm making up a list of "to do" things as we speak. I'm not playing anymore!

... by the way... what are you doing up at 2am Mister?

Yep... no doubt about that, she does.

Night... go to bed...

Yep...no doubt about that, she does.

Night...go to bed....

You can't make me... nope! :p Oh... why are the prison lights going dead? What was that sound of locks slamming shut? It's dark in here... can't see! I just tripped over something! Oh, it's that dern Deputy asleep on duty again... figures!

Nitey night String man! ;)

Night Starby.

Later Starby, need to get some sleep now....

Yeah, me too! Just popping in here!

By the way, jrebel7 has been ill. I just wanted people to know that...

Thanks!

Yes Cloughy, talked to Rebby just a few days ago on the phone. She hasn't been feeling well. She's hoping to get back in the swing of things soon. We can't wait to hear the roar of her bike pull up at the prison gates! ;) We love our Rebby girl! :)


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Yeah, she's quite the "rebel"! I haven't spoken to her in about a week.

Hey Clough, glad you stopped by my friend.

We are patiently awaiting her return! :) I know she'll straighten up the Sheriff and his Deputy! :D

Roh Roh... the Sheriff caught me out of my cell... eeekkkk!

What are you doing out of bed young man?

Hey Clough, glad you stopped by my friend.

Thanks, Stringer! I'm still looking forward to speaking with you again sometime soon!

Thanks!

Clough, I don't think this little man stealer is going to answer us is she?

We are patiently awaiting her return! :) I know she'll straighten up the Sheriff and his Deputy! :D

Roh Roh...the Sheriff caught me out of my cell....eeekkkk!!

What are you doing out of bed young man??

I got up for a minute and realized that I was hungry. Made myself a ham, american cheese, tomato with mayonnaise, salt and pepper sandwich with a glass of cold milk. I am full now and going back to bed...

Are you hungry now?:)

Night all...

Clough, I don't think this little man stealer is going to answer us is she?

No, I don't think that she is. She was looking for support to do that which she knows is wrong to do.

She ain't going to find that kind of support here!

Thanks!

Oh thanks! Where's mine? Yummy! Now I'm hungry too! I have all those things. Okay, ham and cheese sammie it is! :D

No, I don't think that she is. She was looking for support to do that which she knows is wrong to do.

She ain't gonna find that kind of support here!

Thanks!

Not from you, artsy, or me she's not! Nope! Not in this lifetime!

Thanks, Stringer! I'm still looking forward to speaking with you again sometime soon!

Thanks!

Sounds good, tomorrow afternoon, how's that for you?

Signing off for now...

G'nite again Stringy! Get yer self some sleep young man... that's an order!

I'm over and out too! It's 3am already! I have orders to give in the morning to the housepest!

G'nite to you too Cloughy! Sleep well! :)

G'nite again Stringy! Get yer self some sleep young man...that's an order!!

Ok, eyes are drooping now... body tired, having to constantly correct my spelling...

Night giuys...

Sounds good, tomorrow afternoon, how's that for you?

Signing off for now....

Tomorrow evening after 11:00 P.M. would be best for me, if you're willing and able. Have a bunch of things to do in the afternoon, and a long rehearsal in the evening.

Thanks!

Stringer - Business Expert

Got kind of a "ring" to it, doncha think! :)

Stringer - Business Expert

Got kind of a "ring" to it, doncha think! :)

Does sound good... I managed to fool everyone with some bs... ha ha... kidding.

Thanks.

It does... and he's all colorful now! Well... not that he wasn't a colorful character before... hahaha!

Tomorrow evening after 11:00 P.M. would be best for me, if you're willing and able. Have a bunch of things to do in the afternoon, and a long rehearsal in the evening.

Thanks!

At 11 pm sounds fine bud.

It does...and he's all colorful now! Well...not that he wasn't a colorful character before...hahaha!

Ha ha, colorful huh... yeah, there is more color isn't there... hope I can live up to it... :eek:

Stringman... don't make me come over there! Lights out! You need your zzzzzzzzz's. You too Cloughy... shooo... off to bed you go! :p

Wow, brings back soooo many memories...

Mom: "Turn those lights out!" Me: "Ok"

Mom: "I am serious, LIGHTS OUT......NOW!!!!!" Don't make me come up there!"

Sigh, miss that... thanks starby...


Night all... (lights out.)

G'nite Ma... G'nite Pa... G'nite John Boy... G'nite Maryellen! ::listening to the crickets::

Stringman...don't make me come over there!! Lights out! You need your zzzzzzzzz's. You too Cloughy.....shooo....off to bed you go!! :p

Yeah, I know... But, I'm trying to set something up with a gal from Bangalore right now! ;) Then, I have some things to set up here to prepare for tomorrow (today) and then get some rest!

Don't even go there! It's not what you think! :D

Stringman? Tinman? Strawman? Thinman? Hmmm... all have a ring to them..

Thanks!

At 11 pm sounds fine bud.

Barbershop chorus gets out at 10:00 P.M. I'll try to be here around 11:00 P.M.

Thanks!

Oh Clough (hee hee, that rhymes) you just gave me too much ammunition for name for the Stringman! :D

You be nice to that girl Cloughy! LOL!

Don't even go there! It's not what you think!

Well, why not?

For sure, I am turning out the lights now...

barbershop chorus gets out at 10:00 p.m. I'll try to be here around 11:00 p.m.

Thanks!

k.

Yeah, I know... But, I'm trying to set something up with a gal from Bangalore right now! ;) Then, I have some things to set up here to prepare for tomorrow (today) and then get some rest!

Don't even go there! It's not what you think! :D

Stringman? Tinman? Strawman? Thinman? hmmm... all have a ring to them...!

Thanks!

"Thin man" Well soon maybe... lost 17 pounds... mostly from being sick... but I'll take it...

Oh Clough (hee hee, that rhymes) you just gave me too much amunition for name for the Stringman! :D

You be nice to that girl Cloughy!! LOL!

Thanks Clough, that's all she needs... more ammunition... geese... :eek:

NIGHT NOW!

Thanks Clough, that's all she needs...more ammunition...geese....:eek:

NIGHT NOW!

Don't make me go out an cut a switch and put you over my knee! I'm telling you for the last time! Don't you make me wake your father! :p

You had asked some time ago as to what I looked like, STRINGMAN! There are a couple of images that can be found via clicking on the following link.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/crafts/thumb-piano-132272-3.html

It's me, about ten years ago. The thread is now archived on the site. I have recently grown a full beard and mustache.

Thanks!

I hear that Starby has arms long enough to reach across continents.

She's got the whole world, in her hands...

"Thin man" Well soon maybe...lost 17 pounds....mostly from being sick...but I'll take it...

I lost about 4 or 5 pounds a couple of weeks ago from being sick.

What! Did everybody whimp out on me here! :mad:

Every party needs a party pooper and that's why we invited you! (At least, that's what I used to be told!) :D :(

Hey Clough! Hey anyone else who is here.

Hey Adam.

Did I ever get my guess from yesterday?

Morning guys...
Hey Clough, nice to see you;)

Hi start adam and justy can't stay but thought id pop in and say hi :)


Then bye :D

HI BEAR! Hi... ;)

THUNDERCATS!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just had to get that out of my system... I am all better now.

I still see you Bear... :D

Justy... you are CRAZY, tell me what that meant and I can understand you better;)

I see you Bear still too... thats what's up!

THUNDERCATS!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just had to get that out of my system... I am all better now.

Lol... niiiiice.

How 'bout...

"I'll get you next time, Gadget!"

It's kindof simple... I am crazy.

You don't remember the Thundercats? I don't know every once in awhile when I feel like I want to yell, I yell that, then I don't get in trouble. :D

There are only three people in my teeny tiny office. There is myself and two attorneys. They are both a handful of non managing personalities. Just have to keep it together on my own.

Lol.... niiiiice.

How 'bout....

"I'll get you next time, Gadget!"


My favorite was Snarf... When I was a child I was going to name my first born Snarf, then changed my mind, but I still wouldn't mind having a cat named Snarf.

Got it Justy... OK I GOT IT! Hehe
Got to run off to work... have a good day you all... :)

It's kindof simple... I am crazy.

You don't remember the Thundercats? I don't know every once in awhile when I feel like I want to yell, I yell that, then I don't get in trouble. :D

There are only three people in my teeny tiny office. There is myself and two attorneys. They are both a handful of non managing personalities. Just have to keep it together on my own.

Yes... IMAGE is EVERYTHING.

Got it Justy....OK I GOT IT!! Hehe
Gotta run off to work....have a good day you all...:)

Bye start, 22.

Yes...IMAGE is EVERYTHING.

Their image... or my own?

Have you ever had someone spend two minutes telling you how to make a letter copy of a legal document?

OMG...

Then come in tell you to scan something, then spend another ten minutes telling you why? Well it was self explainatory in the first place since it was about an NSF check...

I don't know how much more I can take.

Their image... or my own?

Have you ever had someone spend two minutes telling you how to make a letter copy of a legal document?

OMG...

Then come in tell you to scan something, then spend another ten minutes telling you why? Well it was self explainatory in the first place since it was about an NSF check...

I don't know how much more I can take.

I wouldn't accept that kind of treatment at all... no sir... GO POSTAL!

LOL, then I can really visit your jail... WOOHOO.

Just smile and do my little dance. I am ready to start looking, just not the greatest economy for a job change.

It's funny because all they talk about is how much they didn't like this legal assistant and that legal assistant, until I finally figured out, it's because they don't know how to manage people.

I am expected to read their thoughts and yet for the mundane, routine tasks, I am given ten minute instructions. Seems the thought process is a "little" ascue.

LOL, then I can really visit your jail... WOOHOO.

Just smile and do my little dance. I am ready to start looking, just not the greatest economy for a job change.

It's funny because all they talk about is how much they didn't like this legal assistant and that legal assistant, til I finally figured out, it's because they don't know how to manage people.

I am expected to read their thoughts and yet for the mundane, routine tasks, I am given ten minute instructions. Seems the thought process is a "little" ascue.

Dealing with any 'rookie' is tough and you have to 'bite your tongue... a lot sometimes.' The worst situation is a new or newly new... manager (or junior mgr) is that a little knowledge is dangerous when combined with a stupid ego...

My Mother just found a pile of unopened letters addressed from her to her Dad - dated within the last three months. Since my grandmother died, not only did her sister-in-law erase my grammy and my family from the house (that they've lived in for 30 YEARS), she did not deliver mail to my grandpa from his DAUGHTER!!

Upset. Rather upset...

My theory was that attorneys just aren't given any management training.

The condesending talk gets to be a bit much.

I have been here for six months, the office manager stuff I had wrapped around my little finger. It was just the legal stuff I had to work on, thing is it's the office stuff I get tips on, then the legal stuff they don't give the information so that I can perform the job. Just a bit ash-backwards... I am a trooper though.

I do miss a bigger office though, more people to communicate with. Here I have A or B. More often it is just me here so that has it's pro's and con's.

My Mother just found a pile of unopened letters addressed from her to her Dad - dated within the last three months. Since my grandmother died, not only did her sister-in-law erase my grammy and my family from the house (that they've lived in for 30 YEARS), she did not deliver mail to my grandpa from his DAUGHTER!!!!

Upset. Rather upset...

Scream "Thundercats Hooooo!"

It helps me. :o

That sure isn't very family like.

How do you find cubic yards for a bag? Any takers on this one?

My theory was that attorneys just aren't given any management training.

The condesending talk gets to be a bit much.

I have been here for six months, the office manager stuff I had wrapped around my little finger. It was just the legal stuff I had to work on, thing is it's the office stuff I get tips on, then the legal stuff they don't give the information so that I can perform the job. Just a bit ash-backwards... I am a trooper though.

I do miss a bigger office though, more people to communicate with. Here I have A or B. More often it is just me here so that has it's pro's and con's.

Yep, more people in the office 'spreads the love around' and you can duck and hide more easily...

What kind of bag?

Isn't it listed on the bag?

My Mother just found a pile of unopened letters addressed from her to her Dad - dated within the last three months. Since my grandmother died, not only did her sister-in-law erase my grammy and my family from the house (that they've lived in for 30 YEARS), she did not deliver mail to my grandpa from his DAUGHTER!!!!

Upset. Rather upset...

Damn, why do things like this always seem to bring out the worse in some people.. Sorry hon...

How do you find cubic yards for a bag? any takers on this one?

Hey Adam, HI... you're here a bit early today... (That reminds me.. Starduck... I know that you are still sleeping... almost 5 am this morning?)

Well, my question in order to answer your question is; Is the bag... square? :rolleyes:

What kind of bag?

Isn't it listed on the bag?

I don't know. My boss called me and asked me for the formula to find out how many cubic yards are in a bag and it makes no sense. I don't even know how big of a bag. I would think like a 50 gallon bag.

i don't know. My boss called me and asked me for the formula to find out how many cubic yards are in a bag and it makes no sense. I don't even know how big of a bag. I would think like a 50 gallon bag.

Wow, now you are talking about converting gallons to square yards... ouch... sorry sharp pain in my head.

Sorry Stinger! I used to come in here around 6 in the morning. But I got my hours cut so I don't come in until 8 now. I usually get to far behind on paperwork that I don't come through sooner. I hope my boss igured it out already.

Ok, so I called my boss and he told me the fomula. You have to do it in feet. You would take length X Width X Depth divided by 27.

Its kind of messed up if you ask me.

Yep

Yep

Good morning Joe!

Goodafternoon Stringer,

I am hooked up officially at home now. (;

Hey Joe, want to become a deputy? We only take the best, most honest with lots of courage and the ability to stand up to the tricks of the jailee's...

All you need to do is raise your hand and repeat after me, cause you qualify my friend...

I am raising my hand...

I am raising my hand.......

Terrific bud,

Repeat after me: "I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers...for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way..and I will support the Sheriff at all times"

Pretty simple... huh?

Now the Chief Deputy is Batman and he can also give advice and encouragement to all law keepers...

Way to go...

Glad that we got this taken care of before the two main villains are still asleep in their cells, that of course be... Starduck and that thar Alty... hee hee.

When Batman arrives he will give you your new shinny badge... K?

Welcome aboard! Here's yer gun bro...

I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers... for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way.. and I will support the Sheriff at all times.

Great, now keep alert and available, cause we have our hands full... them thar detainee's are devious and cunning... always scheming... and we have a warrant out for that Rebbie girl... she is a notorious speeder that we have to catch...

Ok, you are pretty much updated... training is OJT and there will be tests given by the Chief Deputy from time to time...

Good luck, we are happy to welcome you aboard!!

Woo hoo,, Thanks for everything Sheriff.

Woo hoo,,, Thanks for everything Sheriff.

You got it... stay true to the 'cause.':D

I am back from my big 'ol salad. Yummy

Yummy yummy... Hey adam was it chicken caeser??

No, It was just a plain salad. Just ranch on it. I wish it was chicken ceaser.

I just read something interesting. Did you know it takes your brain 20 minutes to tell your body that it is full? That is pretty interesting

Well no wonder I am ready to blow up by then.

That is pretty cool. That is why its good not to stuff your face. Eat slower, eat less and perfect way to control my Big Fat Belly, and also enjoy the food your eating..

That is pretty cool. That is why its good not to stuff your face. Eat slower, eat less and perfect way to control my Big Fat Belly, and also enjoy the food your eating..

Exactly! If you eat a bunch real fast you will still be hungry until that 20 minute mark. So, If you go to a buffet and are trying to eat healthy, you could start by eating a salad and eat it slowly then move on and at the end you wouldn't be as miserable. I got a big o belly I am trying to get rid of.

Oh and Justy! I love you. Just to let you know from Yesterday!

judy if you will notice, i was not recommending something like that, just saying that women beaters are scum and deserve a good beating(no matter if its legal or not). ofc i also think they deserve some time in jail and recommend that as the way to go. As this isnt her thread and as we are just all idly chatting i didnt see harm in throwing that out their :)

Basically id like to see him in jail, but i would also hope he gets hospitalized from some terrible "accident"



You expressed your opinion. I expressed mine. I very obviously do not agree that beating up the person who is beating up another person makes any sense at all nor does it solve the problem.

You think it does so you have answered my post answering your post.

So let's stop debating issues on various threads - including "idly chatting" - and get back to business.

Oh and Justy! I love you. Just to let you know from Yesterday!

LOL, Adam, better late then never. Thanks :D

I'm here.

I'm back from lunch too. I had a grilled chicken club from the Chick-Fil-A. I think I eat too fast sometimes too; I'm always in a rush. :-(

We don't even have a Chick-Fil-A or a Hardee's... shoot we just got Long John Silvers back...

LOL, Adam, better late then never. Thanks :D

Well... just cause I lock you up... doesn't mean that I don't love you too... (sigh)

::blush:: Awwe, there is so much love in this jail... I don't think I will ever go home... Now if we could just teach Bubba sex and love aren't always the same thing. :D

I'm here.

I'm back from lunch too. I had a grilled chicken club from the Chick-Fil-A. I think I eat too fast sometimes too; I'm always in a rush. :-(

Hey Welcome Nikosmam... here have a seat over here... just put your thumb on this pad... no it's not ink... nope...

Adam we only have a few spots left for Deputies... interested? One of the requirements though is that you can not show any special treatment to Justy... hmmmmm? Can you handle that??

::blush:: Awwe, there is so much love in this jail... I don't think I will ever go home... Now if we could just teach Bubba sex and love aren't always the same thing. :D

It ain't?

I know - and I think a lot of women have experienced some type of abuse in their lifetime so this is particularly painful to read.

Shudder.

(And I'm crying right along with you.)

I have but I'm a survivor. I got out of it before he ended up killing me.

Hey Welcome Nikosmam...here have a seat over here...just put your thumb on this pad...no it's not ink...nope...

Thanks for the welcome. Put my thumb on what pad? :rolleyes:

Stinger! My life long dream is to be a part of this! I can handle all duties sir!

Thanks for the welcome. Put my thumb on what pad? :rolleyes:

Hee hee,, ssssshhh... don't tell her yet... hee hee :rolleyes:;)

Do I qualify for the Deputy position?

Stinger! My life long dream is to be a part of this! I can handle all duties sir!

OKAY!! Here is the oath, put up your right hand and put your left hand on your heart...

Repeat after me: "I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers...for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way..and I will support the Sheriff at all times"

Now that loyalty oath to the Sheriff and his Deputies is until you take your last breath... no fraternizing with Justy or them thar others in the cells...

You need to repeat the oath and Batman will get you a badge also...

Growing, growing...

ADAM !!!!! where are ya?????? Take the oath buddy....

Hi all.
It's been so long that I lost my way in here, so I thought I'd come to the place that our Sheriff oversees things.
Unky sent me some pictures of China to post and this is as good a place as any to share them. Hope you enjoy one of our member's view of his trip there.

http://www.postsmile.com/img/cats/03.gif (http://s555.photobucket.com/albums/jj477/hanus49/my%20sigs/final/)I will be back soon - just a few more things to clear up in my life.

Momma C!! I've missed thee! :) Much, much love.

Hi all.
It's been so long that I lost my way in here, so I thought I'd come to the place that our Sheriff oversees things.
Unky sent me some pictures of China to post and this is as good a place as any to share them. Hope you enjoy one of our member's view of his trip there.

http://www.postsmile.com/img/cats/03.gif (http://s555.photobucket.com/albums/jj477/hanus49/my%20sigs/final/)I will be back soon - just a few more things to clear up in my life.

GREAT pictures Unky, great... show me which are you?

Chery, HI sweetheart... I have a special place for you here... and it's not just the one in my heart hon.

"I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers...for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way..and I will support the Sheriff at all times"

So, Is it official now?

Missed you too dearest HC and Stringer - and all the rest of you.

Just been contemplating too many thangs in these here parts of my world and trying to put some in order. Am slowly getter there and hope to be back in the 'saddle' again soon.

Hey there sheriff... got yourself an expert title! Congratulations to you my MOSTEST. Momma is so proud of you!

I also see that you got yourself some new recruits there, sheriff - looks like the start of a nice refreshing addition to the site.

Well folks, I think I'll mosey out-a-here for now and leave you with a bunch o hugs and kisses.

Promise, I'll be back soon.

http://www.postsmile.com/img/cats/39.gif (http://s555.photobucket.com/albums/jj477/hanus49/my%20sigs/final/)You stay cool now, here?

"I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers...for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way..and I will support the Sheriff at all times"

Great, now that you have taken the oath and understand all the laws and rules you are now a Deputy. You will receive your badge and gun from Bataman the Chief deputy soon.

Congratulations Deputy Adam...

Thank You Sheriff. It sounds like a plan to me.

So, Is it official now?

Yeppers, as soon as the Chief Deputy gets you your badge and gun sir...

Missed you too dearest HC and Stringer - and all the rest of ya'll.

Just been contemplating too many thangs in these here parts of my world and trying to put some in order. Am slowly getter there and hope to be back in the 'saddle' again soon.

Hey there sheriff...got yourself an expert title! Congratulations to you my MOSTEST. Momma is so proud of you!

I also see that you got yourself some new recruits there, sheriff - looks like the start of a nice refreshing addition to the site.

Well folks, I think I'll mosey out-a-here for now and leave ya with a bunch o hugs and kisses.

Promise, I'll be back soon.

http://www.postsmile.com/img/cats/39.gif (http://s555.photobucket.com/albums/jj477/hanus49/my%20sigs/final/)Ya'll stay cool now, here?


Hurry back... or I will hold my breath and stomp my feet you know!!

So Adam do you ehem, get handcuffs too? ;)

I don't know if that is in my included gear. Maybe just shoot people and ask questions later. I just go by the sheriffs demands.

So Adam do you ehem, get handcuffs too? ;)

Yes... handcuffs (some with fur), a sharp (fitted) uniform, shinny black shoes, And... and... And... a real cool pair of shades... and possibly some keys too...

Adam, we take pictures for a 'press release' also... :)

I don't know if that is in my included gear. Maybe just shoot people and ask questions later. I just go by the sheriffs demands.

No, no, no, no, noooooo... no bullets... just a 'pop gun.'

I was just making sure they stayed in line. I wouldn't shoot anyone. We make the law look good.

Sorry Nikosmom... here maybe this paper towel will help get that ink off your fingertips hon...

I have to give you a ticket hon,, yep you forgot to say 'Hello Sheriff' when you came in... so please hold up you beautiful son... fine is: I GET TO PINCH HIS BEAUTIFUL CHEEKS..!

I was just making sure they stayed in line. I wouldn't shoot anyone. We make the law look good.

Good Deputy Adam, Batman will go over all the rules with you... one is always be a smiling, no matter what... say it with a :)

Yes...handcuffs (some with fur)

And what about a... nightstick? :rolleyes:

I wondered about the nightsick as well. I think we get it all. Have to look good and professional for the press!

Sorry Nikosmom...here maybe this paper towel will help get that ink off your fingertips hon....

I have to give you a ticket hon,,,yep you forgot to say 'Hello Sheriff' when you came in...so please hold up you beautiful son...fine is: I GET TO PINCH HIS BEAUTIFUL CHEEKS.....!!!!!

I'm sorry Mr. Sheriff. :o Please accept my humble apologies. I don't know if I can sacrifice Niko's cheeks for my wrongdoing. Guess you'll just have to pinch mine instead. (I'm feeling devilish today)

I wondered about the nightsick as well. I think we get it all. Have to look good and professional for the press!

Weeeellll, not sure about night sticks... hmmmm? But you get a nice big belt... with spangles...

Weeeellll, not sure about night sticks ....hmmmm? But ya get a nice big belt....with spangles...

Sweet! Sounds good to me Sheriff. Where are those villans? They have been "sleeping" for a while don't you think? I am beginning to wonder what they are up to.

What the heck are spangles? :confused:

A shiny plate of some sort usually worn on clothing or something along the lines of it.

Kind of like and ornament

Ok, I have a situation on my hands. I was going to have meat loaf for dinner and now my fiancé has changed her mind and doesn't want it. What is something good and quick that can be made?

A shiny plate of some sort usually worn on clothing or something along the lines of it.

Ooops, maybe I showed my age... yes that Adam and also little shinny button like things on the nice gun belt...

Ok, I have a situation on my hands. I was going to have meat loaf for dinner and now my fiance has changed her mind and doesn't want it. What is something good and quick that can be made?

Chef Boy Ar Dee' meat ravioli in meat sauce... yeah it is in a can... but I love it with soft buttered rolls and a salad... just a suggestion, after all that's what we are here for.

Great. I will be ready to roll.

Chef Boy Ar Dee' meat ravioli in meat sauce...yeah it is in a can...but I love it with soft buttered rolls and a salad...just a suggestion, after all that's what we are here for.

That sounds good. Anything sounds good right now. Now I think she wants meatloaf so I think I am safe.

Hellooooooo... helloooo... helloo!

Goooobyeeeeeee, Gooobyeeeee, Gooobyeee!

Echoooo... Echooo... Echoo

Just poppin in for a sec. I see our Momma stopped by for a wee bit.

Talk to you a bit later! Got to fly!

http://www.postsmile.com/img/animals/04.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

See you Starby!

Ok, I have a situation on my hands. I was going to have meat loaf for dinner and now my fiance has changed her mind and doesn't want it. What is something good and quick that can be made?


Meatloaf - I'm not running a diner.

Meatloaf - I'm not running a diner.

I am confused by that. Sorry

She is telling you your fiancé gets meat loaf - in the mood or not... LOL.

Make hamburges, or spaghetti.

She is telling you your fiance gets meat loaf - in the mood or not... LOL.

Make hamburges, or spaghetti.

Oh. Lol. That does sound good. I had spaghetti last Tuesday. Hamburgers sound good, but I think we finally settled on Meatloaf. Lol

Good for you, way to stick to your guns.

My partner won't touch meatloaf, I don't mind it without the red ketchupy stuff.

Veal Parmesan but made in a brown gravy, not the red sauce, with mashed potatoes and a salad with a good Italian dressing and hot buttered rolls, steaming...

Veal Parmesan but made in a brown gravy, not the red sauce, with mashed potatoes and a salad with a good Italian dressing and hot buttered rolls, steaming....

Stinger, I just drooled on myself. That sounds amazing.

Ok, It is getting close to 5 0'clock and that means time to go home for the day. I will be back on duty around 8. Bye Everyone.

Thanks again for the job Sheriff!

Hey! Before I go, does anybody notice something about me now?

Hey! Before I go, does anybody notice something about me now?

500 posts?
Senior member?

Yea Alty. I know it isn't very impressive, but I am getting there slowly. I am now a senior. I also became a Deputy today to. So be good Alty!

A Deputy you say? I have to be good? Really boys, is that what you want? Isn't it more fun when I'm bad? :D

Ok, It is getting close to 5 0'clock and that means time to go home for the day. I will be back on duty around 8. Bye Everyone.

Thanks again for the job Sheriff!

See you later my little friend, read your manual tonight... ok?:)

Yea Alty. I know it isn't very impressive, but I am getting there slowly. I am now a senior. I also became a Deputy today to. So be good Alty!

Adam is drunk with power already...

Ok Stringer. Will do. My shift is over, so take care. See you in the morning. I see you will have your hands full. Now that the villans are awake!

Bye Everyone

A Deputy you say? I have to be good? Really boys, is that what you want? Isn't it more fun when I'm bad? :D

Yeah, I even made up some of the laws with you in mind hon... "when I'm bad, I'm really, really bad" that's one of the reasons that we love you.

Ok Stringer. Will do. My shift is over, so take care. See ya in the morning. I see you will have your hands full. Now that the villans are awake!

Bye Everyone

Yep, but we have three devoted deputies now... wait, I think that we might need some more...

There are laws? I didn't read all the pages, don't have time.

Can you give me a list of these laws so I know which ones to break? Muwahahahahahaha!

I love being bad, I'm so good at it! ;)

Adam is drunk with power already...

A big... "hee hee."

Justy, we must revolt, we cannot let the men take over, it's just not right.

We need to stage a protest, women unite, rebel, break down the jail cell walls!

Are you with me?

Yep you will find me in the Sheriff's cell, I am working the innocent angel angle. :D

Yep you will find me in the Sheriff's cell, I am working the innocent angel angle. :D

I likes eett !

There are laws? I didn't read all the pages, don't have time.

Can you give me a list of these laws so I know which ones to break? Muwahahahahahaha!

I love being bad, I'm so good at it! ;)

Oh yeah... well, we let you know after you have busted them, then you get busted... hardee har har..

See it's working already.

Well, we are having my daughter, Michelle and her son, Nathan and daughter, Gloria over for a ham, mashed potato and sweet corn dinner tonight... it will be nice... The sheriff said so...

See it's working already.

Yep Smart ladeee, you gets a lot with molasses and punishment with pepper... :)

It sounds wonderful. Send me home a plate.

It sounds wonderful. Send me home a plate.

Ya got it purity ladeee... after all you're Irish and naughty... but in a niiiiceee way...

Yep you will find me in the Sheriff's cell, I am working the innocent angel angle. :D

Do you think I could pull that off? :o

Do you think I could pull that off? :o

Now that is a question for the generations... can you?. Will you?. .Ha! - Do we even want you too? This is a question we have to present to the town counsel to take a vote on... :)

Hey, Stringer!

Did you see my post #340 on this thread?

Thanks!

Hey, Stringer!

Did you see my post #340 on this thread?

Thanks!

Yes, I am impressed my friend, Nice to put a face to you... In my book I would say... "Ladies....watch out!"

Thanks for posting that Clough, you look somewhat as I expected you to look, just younger,, ha ha... This coming from this 'ol man... me.

YOu have the practice tonight right? Talk to you around 11 pm.

Looks like I have a couple of new badges to make up Sheriff!!

Originally Posted by Clough https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/amhd_imgs/buttons/viewpost.gif (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/yall-come-visit-our-new-updated-brand-spankin-new-jail-lounge-326484-47.html#post1596792)
Hey, Stringer!

Did you see my post #340 on this thread?

Thanks!

Yes, I am impressed my friend, Nice to put a face to you... In my book I would say... "Ladies....watch out!"

Thanks for posting that Clough, you look somewhat as I expected you to look, just younger,, ha ha... This coming from this 'ol man... me.

You have the practice tonight right? Talk to you around 11 pm.

Thanks, Stringer!

Yep, rehearsal from 7:30 to 10:00. Will be back here around 11:00.

I look forward to speaking with you then!

Looks like I have a couple of new badges to make up Sheriff !!!

Can I get one of those? Deputy Alty? Please?

Can I get one of those? Deputy Alty? Please?

I only make them Alty , The Sheriff sanctions them :cool:

I only make the Alty , The Sheriff sanctions them :cool:

I don't like this. How did this happen? I used to be a Queen, now I'm just a prisoner. A prisoner of love. :(

M, dear, sweetie, my main Australian man, can you get me out of this? Me no likey. :(

There's something in it for you. How's this for starters?

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I told you I was covered in feathers. :D

I'll be back in a sec :D

I think I broke M. Oh my! :)

Hi anyone and everyone, hope your all doing
Good, catch up with you when I can, laters :)

I am here to pull in the reins. Alty back in your cell. NOW...

Hey bear... Joe... hope you boys are OK after all of that up there... sheesh Alty, I seriously need to get my yoga and much more back;) Thanks for the reminder... grrrr

Hey start good to see you, I take it you've seen my pics on Facebook :D

Hey jh long time no see hope your doing good :)

I am here to pull in the reins. Alty back in your cell. NOW.....

Hey Joe , here is your official Deputy Badge that the Sheriff had me make :cool:

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I think I broke M. Oh my! :)

You broke Batman?. like in half?. is Batman is little pieces? Don't worry Batman... I've got my feather glue... I put you all back together... I pwomise! Oh oh... where's your nose? You're missing your nose!. oh oh... I can't find another missing part! :eek: Where could it beeee?. ohhhhh noooooo... I think someone took it!. I think this is a part that you really really like! :eek:

Dang Alty, and you've had 2 kids? Yowza! I'm jealous. :( I feel like a freakin grizzly bear now, lol.
Sheriff please lock her up... just because. :p

What kind of badge do I get Friend?
Bear... I saw, commented and saw again;) GREAT PICS!

Hello to everyone who's just crawled out of their cells :)


What kinda badge do i get Friend?
Bear....I saw, commented and saw again;) GREAT PICS!

Yea I did take my sweet time in putting them up :D

What kinda badge do i get Friend?


Well Starty it's really up to the Sheriff to decide , maybe if your really nice to him... ;)

Later taters :)

Later

Batman... I've been crawling around on the floor... and I still can't find your private parts! I'm running out of glue! Poor Batman! :(

Batman...I've been crawling around on the floor...and I still can't find your private parts! I'm running out of glue! Poor Batman! :(

LOL... what does one say to that :eek:

Well I just don't know! Ask Alty! She's the one that broke you! Hahaha! I'm just trying to put you back together! :p

If you've got a nose in "low places" don't blame me!
... and you may end up looking like an elephant!

It is been so long there has been so many changes. Instead of editing my post. I thought I would delete it and write another one. It actually shows that I deleted my first post. How unfair is that.

If you've got a nose in "low places" don't blame me!!
....and you may end up lookin like an elephant!!

A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, As he was unable to get his manhood erect.


The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the Base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there Was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an Experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to
Take the risk. The Treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old Fella .


The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through Life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance That there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for It.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and Try out his newly renovated equipment.


As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took Her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he Felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being Extremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his
Fly and his Knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll And returned to his trousers.


His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face Said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'


With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if Another bread roll will fit up my a*se'

Just came by to say a quick hi. I'm so mad right now I could spit nails.

I was going to have a nap, have a splitting headache, instead I've made it worse by battling with the most stubborn, pigheaded, obnoxious, infuriating man I've ever met. My head may just split open. :(

Going to go rest a bit. You kids hold down the fort.

Um, Stringer dear, I need my whip back, I'm going to war. :(

On a thread alty??

Who Alty?. What?

Well Starty it's really up to the Sheriff to decide , maybe if your really nice to him................;)

He would say... "Give her whatever she wants" I know this to be true... :D

He would say...."Give her whatever she wants" I know this to be true....:D


Ok
How about I make you the STAR of your Favourite Movie of all time?