I'll play if you give me 20 Bucks :D

Okie Dokie! I'll call my contact and tell her you're in!

Batman! I have all the respect in this world for you my friend... (but) you sold out WAY TOO CHEAP... Ya should have help out for more... remember yer trainin'?

Batman! I have all the respect in this world for you my friend....(but) ya sold out WAY TOO CHEAP....Ya shoulda help out for more...remember yer trainin'?


Your right Sheriff , I'm slipping :eek:

Your right Sheriff , I'm slipping :eek:

It's OK, 20 bucks is 20 bucks... :)

Lol!

I meant to say 20 Ducks ;)

Are you bad girls at it again? Yikes,don't make me get out my whip and chains ;)
Every time I tried to come here tonight my comp froze.

No kidding.. who has the power for that I want to know?
It only happened twice but WOW.. :D

I bet you its Alty ,its Starby oh no there in cahoots!
I got really paranoid, why they blocking me? :confused:

Did somebody mention 20 ducks??

Did somebody mention 20 ducks???

::HANDS UP:: :cool:



Hi Artlady :)

Hay friendy:) I assume you have been given the official ly

Hay friendy:) I assume you have been given the official ly

Uuhhhmmmm... ly?? :confused:

Yeah. Ly? Whatsa?

Hi all. Here for a minute, how is everyone?

I meant to say 20 Ducks ;)

PAAAleeseeeee... one is sufficient... 20 of 'um... I don't think that I have 20 shotgun shells for my shotgun.. :rolleyes::eek:;):D

Hey Alty :)

Hey Arty and Alty...

Hey M, how's my favorite Ozzie boy? :)

Stringer dear, you don't need bullets, just set up a trap.

Artlady, my dear, I would never ever block you, I'm sure that Stringer is the one, he's sneaky. ;)

PAAAleeseeeee...one is sufficient...20 of 'um ...I don't think that I have 20 shotgun shells fo my shotgun....! :rolleyes::eek:;):D

You can borrow my little friend and his weapon ;)

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Huh..

You can borrow my little friend and his weapon ;)

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Is that an Iragie hat.. Funny...

Do you think he has enough?:confused:

Maybe it's the sy ending or a ty .Friday night buzz became Thursday night. What can I tell you. Love you guys all to to cool:)

My little friend is better.

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Maybe its the sy ending or a ty .Friday night buzz became Thursday night. What can I tell ya. Love you guys all to to cool:)

Aaaah.. we love you too.

You can borrow my little friend and his weapon
I know I know him he climbs on my house everyday trying to get in my attic!

This one is for M and Stringer.

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My little friend is better.

17800

That duck is fAST... I don't know, maybe a shotgun is better... it can take out the whole wall... :rolleyes:

My little friend is better.

17800

You sure..? ;)

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Got a good buzz on now ,time for me to go give some kicking advice.I do get more bold.Ha ha

Look guys... there has to be a way to make a buck (maybe 20) here... let me contact my people and I think I can get you a full compliment of arms...

:p
This one is for M and Stringer.

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LMAO... nice one Alty:p

Got a good buzz on now ,time for me to go give some kickin advice.I do get more bold.Ha ha

Soooo... when someone tells you that they lub you... ya just up and leave huh?

Amd I still don't know what "ly" meant?

:p


LMAO...................nice one Alty:p

Why thank you my dear. :D

This one is for M and Stringer.

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I LOVE IT!! And that serious look on the kitty's face too. I think that the other duckie is saying; "Don't p*ss him off!"

Soooo....when someone tells ya that they lub ya...ya just up and leave huh?

That's what we gals do. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and Absynth makes the heart grow bolder. :D

That's what we gals do. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and Absynth makes the heart grow bolder. :D

Damn, I keep forgettin' 'the girls rules.' :confused:

You sure ..............?????? ;)

17802

I'm ready for you M!

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This one is for M and Stringer.

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Lol lmasof that is so funny... Even though it was not meant for me... (;

Got to run... bedtime... early morning... night all.

lol lmasof that is so funny.... Even though it was not meant for me... (;

Hi/BYE Joe... :)

Amd I still don't know what "ly" meant?
Everyone gets a name change here:)
You put a ly or a sy on the end... please tell me its true:)

Everyone gets a name change here:)
You put a ly or a sy on the end...please tell me its true:)

Batman was never given a 'y' on his name before, I don't think.

lol lmasof that is so funny.... Even though it was not meant for me... (;

Aw, Joe, do you want a cat? I'll get you a cat.

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Oh yes, Oh you... ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Everyone gets a name change here:)
You put a ly or a sy on the end...please tell me its true:)

Ha Ha I see , I get called all sorts in here. I think I have more nicknames than anyone just ask Alty and Starby :)


Night stringer!

Everyone gets a name change here:)
You put a ly or a sy on the end...please tell me its true:)

Friend was always M, and Jesushelper is just Joe. I guess we don't always follow the rule about the name change. Some times the ly or sy or just y doesn't work with a name. I don't think Joe would like to be Joey, or M Friendy. Hmmm, I never really thought about it.

The whole y at the end started with HC (Historian Chick) and I. I got tired of writing out her whole username so I started calling her HC, but that was too drab so I started calling her Chicky. Altenweg is just too farking long so Chicky started calling me Alty, same with Starby and Sneezy. Stringer and Stringy, well, not much difference so we left it and Friend4U is M because of Chicky and other reasons that I've been sworn not to tell (but I can be bought).

So you, that's a short story made long for you. :D

Ha Ha I see , I get called all sorts in here. I think I have more nicknames than anyone just ask Alty and Starby :)


Nite stringer!!

Have a good evening M.

Ha Ha I see , I get called all sorts in here. I think I have more nicknames than anyone just ask Alty and Starby :)


Nite stringer!!

Starby is the one that loves to give you different names. It's like you're her pet and she can't decide what to name you. ::running, running, running:: :p

I like M, M is nice, sounds like MMMMMMM, which sounds yummy, which makes me um, silly, you, silly. :D

Have a good evening M.

Night Stringer, sweet dreams, or whatever else you are planning on doing. :cool:

Night Stringer, sweet dreams, or whatever else you are planning on doing. :cool:

Tonight... nuttin but sleepin'... I had to put my foot down... night... :)

EDIT: This Wednesday is Marta's birthday, the 25th.

Friend was always M, and Jesushelper is just Joe. I guess we don't always follow the rule about the name change. Some times the ly or sy or just y doesn't work with a name. I don't think Joe would like to be Joey, or M Friendy. Hmmm, I never really thought about it.

The whole y at the end started with HC (Historian Chick) and I. I got tired of writing out her whole username so I started calling her HC, but that was too drab so I started calling her Chicky. Altenweg is just too farking long so Chicky started calling me Alty, same with Starby and Sneezy. Stringer and Stringy, well, not much difference so we left it and Friend4U is M because of Chicky and other reasons that I've been sworn not to tell (but I can be bought).

So ya, that's a short story made long for you. :D

I thought the Lsd went to my head:eek:
Thanks you for your clarification so I don't feel sad anymore( tears squirting):cool:

There's no crying in jail, it's strictly verboten.

and Friend4U is M because of Chicky and other reasons that I've been sworn not to tell (but I can be bought).

:D

How much?? :cool:

That's my good german girl.My mom is a schultz.. guess what I am?

Wow, over 1000 posts already.

Seriously now, I am going... night all.

By the way Artsy... I poured open me heart to you and you just walked away... it's OK.

Oh honey no where do I go wrong? Im sorry!

How much??? :cool:

How much you got? ;)

oh honey no where do i go wrong? Im sorry !!

K ! :):):):)

Thats my good german girl.My mom is a schultz..guess what I am?

A schultz? Okay, you lost me.

Ich bin in Rothenburg ob der Tauber geborn, und hab in Weikersheim gewohnt.

Damn, my german is really rusty. :(

k ! :):):):)

Stringer, young man, get your arse to bed right now or you'll be tired tomorrow. Don't come crying to me when you fall asleep at your meeting. Nope, you won't get any sympathy from me.

Now scoot, get to bed right now. Okay, okay, I'll tuck you in. All right one little kiss on the cheek. Not that cheek! :eek:

BOYS! :rolleyes:

Stringer, young man, get your arse to bed right now or you'll be tired tomorrow. Don't come crying to me when you fall asleep at your meeting. Nope, you won't get any sympathy from me.

Now scoot, get to bed right now. Okay, okay, I'll tuck you in. All right one little kiss on the cheek. Not that cheek! :eek:

BOYS! :rolleyes:

Now... I can leave... right M.

Stringer, young man, get your arse to bed right now or you'll be tired tomorrow. Don't come crying to me when you fall asleep at your meeting. Nope, you won't get any sympathy from me.

Now scoot, get to bed right now. Okay, okay, I'll tuck you in. All right one little kiss on the cheek. Not that cheek! :eek:

BOYS! :rolleyes:

Now... I can leave... right M. :)

EDIT: Sorry for the double... it wouldn't post... night I am smiling now.

How much you got? ;)

Will it be worth it?? LOL

now...I can leave....right M.

Yep , I'd say you can now ;)

Will it be worth it??? LOL

You better believe it! :D

You better believe it! :D


Ooooooo Tell me tell me , I'll pay anything :eek:

Ooooooo Tell me tell me , I'll pay anything :eek:

Cash upfront baby. :D

Cash upfront baby. :D


Here you go , now spill the beans ;)

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HEY!! I talked to the wildlife preservation committee, and they don't like the treatmeant of the Ducks here!

I'm writing a letter of complaint to "Ducks Unlimited" They will take care of these miserable living conditions!

Artsy... I think it's the Sheriff that is screwin with our computers too! Either him or one of his lacky's. :p

Here you go , now spill the beans ;)

17805

I need to count it first. :cool:

Beans? Who told you about the beans? :eek:

HEY!! I talked to the wildlife preservation committee, and they don't like the treatmeant of the Ducks here!

I'm writing a letter of complaint to "Ducks Unlimited" They will take care of these miserable living conditions!!

Artsy...I think it's the Sheriff that is screwin with our computers too! Either him or one of his lacky's. :p

Unfair treatment of ducks? Are you kidding? They draw you a bath every night, you get the best food, they rub lotion all over you and give you back rubs.

If anyone has it bad here it's the bunny. I have four lucky feet they're trying to cut off! :eek:

Ich bin in Rothenburg ob der Tauber geborn, und hab in Weikersheim gewohnt.

Damn, my german is really rusty

My grandparents both came her as adults.High German ans low German.I have to Im you this week so I can bore you about the German history. Germans are friggin cool!

I need to count it first. :cool:



So not fair...

17806

Now M, don't be a spoil sport, I'll have to put you in a head lock.

17807

My grandparents both came her as adults.High German ans low German.I have to Im you this week so I can bore you about the German history. Germans are friggin cool!!

We are cool. We're the coolest. We are so farking cool that we're hot! Ya! :D

Arsty and Starby, I think I know what's wrong with your puters.

17808

Where'd everyone go? Hellloooooo!

17809

Starby is the one that loves to give you different names. It's like you're her pet and she can't decide what to name you. ::running, running, running:: :p

I like M, M is nice, sounds like MMMMMMM, which sounds yummy, which makes me um, silly, ya, silly. :D

Yes, I can and I WILL hand out names... thankyou very much! It's included in my job descripition! YEP! ArtLady... you shall now be dubbed... Artsy Fartsy! :p HEY... it can't be any worse than Batmans old names... which I still have on file by the way Francine! :D

Bye the way Altsy Faultsy... I saw yer kitty trying to hold me up! Bad Kitty! :mad:

My kitty? Oh, the porn kitty. He was one of Stringers minions. :)

HEY...it can't be any worse than Batmans old names...which I still have on file by the way Francine! :D

:

Sssshhhhhh... :eek:

M, I counted the money, but...

17810

Maybe tomorrow dear. :D

my kitty? Oh, the porn kitty. He was one of stringers minions. :)


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Sssshhhhhh........................:eek:

::whispering:: Batman, Franny Pants has to come out sometime to do some undercover work. Do you know how to get in touch with... achemm... him?

17811

LMAO!! :p:p:p:p:p:p

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Yer soooo bad! LMAO!

yer soooo bad!! Lmao!!

;):d

:d

Now you're a double d? Me no think so! ;)

That didn't work. :(

Sorry had to go for a bit , off for the weekend now so see you all laters :)

Friendy,I love it.Cute and sexy.. wowoow :p;)

friendy,I love it.Cute and sexy..wowoow :p;)

Call him... "Bats in my Pants"... he loves it! :D :p

G'nite Artsy! Have a good one! ::yawn::... ::sleepy::

Good Morning Everyone. You all had a busy night huh?

Starby, How is that mayor thing going for you?

Good morning Adam!

Well, I am on the campaign trail right now, and I'm offering free Greenies to anyone who likes Ducks! There are conditions though, but I'm kissing babies and handing out handing out go green for the Duck flyers. It's my Ducks for Greenies tour! We are trying to weed out those reddie winged Ducks!

I like ducks! I like greenies! I'll vote for you! :)

Got your FB message last night - so busy... will respond... found the Ferminator on Amazon... :)

I like ducks! I like greenies! I'll vote for you! :)

Got your FB message last night - so busy... will respond.... found the Ferminator on Amazon... :)

Thanks Chicky... I've been blackmailed for a furminator! :eek::rolleyes:

Do you want to be my running mate? ;)

Well that is good to know Starby. I will vote for you. Although I don't know who is running against you for sure.

I'll bite anyone who runs against me! My bite is as bad as my bark! I betcha never seen a barkin Duck have you!?

Thanks Chicky...I've been blackmailed for a furminator! :eek::rolleyes:

Do ya wanna be my running mate? ;)

Wellllll... I am a chick! :) YES! I accept! I'll be your running mate!! WOO-HOO! We'll build this city on ROCK N ROLL! ;)

A chick and a duck! What better pair could we have? BCBW!!

Good Morning Everyone,

I have crawled out of my my bed, finally broke my 103.3 fever, feeling like someone suffering from whiplash, just hoping that today is a better day. How is everyone else feeling?

a chick and a duck! What better pair could we have? bcbw!!

bcbw!!! :)

Just got your emails Starby - can't respond because I can't get to that email at work (it is sent to my Blackberry)

All I can say is Wow. My jaw actually dropped at the message you received this morning. Wow. Un-freakin-real.

Delete them from Facebook. Wow.

What is BCBW? I am confused.

I am sorry that you were sick Justy. Good you are out of bed though. I miss my Justy!

Boom Chicka Bow Wow! :)

Hear Ye Hear Ye!!

I, the Sheriff of this town called the 'Lounge' in good standing as a reputable citizen of said town is formally announcing that he is officially choosing Batman to run as our illustrious Mayor.

HIS HONOR, BATMAN! Sounds great!

Batman will make a great mayor of Lounge, he is honest, young, clear minded, brilliant, faithful, caring, doesn't like ducks (oops, was I supposed to announce that?). He is smart, knows when he has to be tough, supports the sheriff and law and order.

He is a 'straight shooter' who isn't afraid to drop the hammer. But of course, ONLY when it is necessary!

So I submit Batman's for Mayor based on his record !

Hear Ye Hear Ye !!!!

I, the Sheriff of this town called the 'Lounge' in good standing as a reputable citizen of said town is formally announcing that he is officially choosing Batman to run as our illustrious Mayor.

Batman will make a great mayor of Lounge, he is honest, young, clear minded, brilliant, faithful, caring, doesn't like ducks (oops, was I supposed to announce that?). He is smart, knows when he has to be tough, supports the sheriff and law and order.

He is a 'straight shooter' who isn't afraid to drop the hammer. But of course, ONLY when it is necessary!

So I submit that Batman's for Mayor based on his record !


Oh, decisions decisions. I can't decide. About that bribery game? Does it begin now?

Morning Justy, I too am sorry that you are not feeling well. Here let me get you a nice cup of tea, is there anything else that you want or need?

Now let's talk about your vote sweety.

Oh, decisions decisions. I can't decide. About that bribery game? Does it begin now?

Bribery?? Are you bribbin' the Sheriff Adam?

(Psssttt... what is it that you need son, let's talk... duck feathers... yeah I got duck feathers!)

Thank you Adam and Stringer.

I am still disoriented, so I should probably skip the voting process, what are we voting for?

Duck feathers you say? Well, now we are talking.

Thank you Adam and Stringer.

I am still disoriented, so I should probably skip the voting process, what are we voting for?

Batman for Mayor of the 'Lounge Town.'

Who is M up against?

M is up against Starby.

I think I probably won't be back on here for another hour. I have some things to look up and then head to lunch. C-ya in a bit.

Goodmorning everyone!!

Good Morning Joe, excuse me... I meant to say...

GOOD MORNING, DEPUTY JOE. :D

M is up against Starby.

I think i probably wont be back on here for another hour. i have some things to look up and then head to lunch. C-ya in a bit.

M is up against me? Does that mean we have to like slow dance or something now? Batman?. do we have a song?

There is some shady activity going on is this campaign, I tell you! Well, I'm off to kiss more... uhhmmm... babies... yeah... babies... that it!

Well, I am in need of a puppy. I am dying with out a puppy. I need a puppy. Anybody have a puppy? Please a puppy for me?

I will get you a puppy Adam, but you have to come move in next door to me and I have to be allowed to puppy sit and come play with him ANYTIME that I want to.

Even if it's 3 a.m.

Adam, do you have everything you need for the puppy? Food, a kennel, collar, leash, money for shots, identification, toys, a doggy bed?

I know you want a puppy right now, but it's not something you purchase on impulse.

Hey, pet expert here so listen to me. K?

Yes Adam, listen to the Pet Expert or we'll throw you into solitary, and only feed you bread and water!

Have you done any research on the cost, training, and caring for a puppy, and as it grows? Things can and do go wrong, and they many times require emergency vet visits along with the normal visits for booster shots, deworming, bloodwork... etc. Last yr. Niki cost me over 2 grand last year, are you prepared for that? I just want you to make sure you are.

Also, when picking out your puppy, don't just get him because he's cute. Take into account the breed and it's level of energy. Do you have a big backyard for him? If you do find a retriever, you have to know that they require a ton of exercise, and you should be able to take it to a lake or somewhere, because they are water dogs. Do you have enough time in your schedule to run him everday and take him to the dog park?

All I'm saying, is that there are a ton of things to consider before bringing home a puppy. I'm certainly not trying to discourage you from getting one. I couldn't live without my Nikster, and I'm sure you find a cutie too. Just be prepared.

They can get expensive, can't they Starby?

I had a bad incident today. My bunny's are all in cages (the get daily bunny biky time out of their cages) and the cages are on top of tables. The tables are big enough to hold the cage and there's plenty of room in the front and sides.

Today I came downstairs to find Kilala's cage on the ground, her in a corner looking very distressed. The cage is only around 1 foot of the ground, so not a huge fall, but still. She must have been jumping around like a crazy bunny and the cage moved and fell. I feel so bad.

Poor Kilala, extra carrots for her tonight. ;)

Hey Bear.

Stringer, who posted an avy for you? I thought you couldn't post pics or avy's.

Hi Bear! ;)

Stringer, who posted an avy for you? I thought you couldn't post pics or avy's.

Hi Bear! ;)

Me learned...

I finally had some time to research, watch out now.. :D:eek::D

I'm not afraid of my cuddly Stringer, never could be, I know you're just a big softie woftie cuddly wuddly lovey. Nope, not afraid of you. :)

Hey Bear.

Hi alty and stringer, long time no see :)

I was looking back for a post I could quote to say
' nice avi stringer and I believe congrats are in order as I believe this is your first on amhd... ever :D'

Poor Kilala... bunny kisses from Niki!

Howdy Sheriff, Deputies, Inmates... been a while since I've been here. I broke out and had to come back. :o

:: offering wrists for placement of handcuffs ::

I missed a whole page... haha! Stupid notifications. Hi all!

Hi nikosmom and starby, hope your both well,
Hate to say hi and bye but alas time is not something that I have in abundance and so,
Nighty night cya'll later :)

hi alty and stringer, long time no see :)

i was looking back for a post i could quote to say
' nice avi stringer and i believe congrats are in order as i believe this is your first on amhd....ever :D'

Yeah old dogs, new tricks... :rolleyes::eek::rolleyes:

Howdy Sheriff, Deputies, Inmates... been a while since I've been here. I broke out and had to come back. :o

:: offering wrists for placement of handcuffs ::

Now that's a good, law abiddin' girl... Now you pay attention... here Nikos, stand right here as I take a picture of this...

G'night, Bear... it's kind of early for bed? :confused:

Now String, if we're doing handcuffs and taking pics, then we may have to move this to a different forum... ;)

NM, never give in to a man, always try to outsmart him, it's not hard, just flash them and they're all yours. Oops, out loud again.

Night Bear, pleasant dreams dear. :)

Starby, bunny kisses to Niki from Kilala. She's sitting in her cage looking rather ticked off. Poor bunny.

G'night, Bear... it's kinda early for bed? :confused:

Now String, if we're doing handcuffs and taking pics, then we may have to move this to a different forum... ;)

YEAH... pics.:)

Goodnight Bear.

Stringer, are you having boobie pics withdrawl? Poor boy. Should I post some? What's it worth to you? Hmmm?

Stringer, are you having boobie pics withdrawl? Poor boy. Should I post some? What's it worth to you? Hmmm?

You can ifin' you want to, understand though as Sheriff I am not sayin' that I ask for them though.

And besides, I get to see 'um always.:)

You have to ask, otherwise you won't get, that's Alty's rules. :)

I can't agree to the pics String... what if I want to run for county commissioner or something someday? Can't have any evidence.

Deputy reporting for duty, Sheriff...

Hey Joe, missed you!

I can't agree to the pics String... what if I wanna run for county commissioner or something someday? Can't have any evidence.

Now there is a thinking person... Alty's probably cooked.

Deputy reporting for duty, Sheriff......

So glad that you're here Deputy, right on time for your shift.. It's been a long day. Your turn to 'keep the piece.'

Do you mean the Peace?? Lol

Hi NM, how are you tonight?

Hey everybody, Deputy Joe is ready for duty...

I'm going to guess he meant the peace not piece, then again... Stringer has a naughty side so one can't be too sure.

I'm good, I surrendered and came to the jail on my own volition. I escaped but turned myself in. (Knew you'd be here eventually ;) )

How are you tonight? No wild parties?

I do not see any partying here in jail. Or there would be some lock up time for all the inmates.

I'm gonna guess he meant the peace not piece, then again.... Stringer has a naughty side so one can't be too sure.

I'm good, I surrendered and came to the jail on my own volition. I escaped but turned myself in. (Knew you'd be here eventually ;) )

How are you tonight? No wild parties??

Opps... did I write what I was thinking... I mean... aaaah... gee I'm sorry, I usually don't make those kind of mis(quotes)takes... :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Opps...did I write what I was thinking...I mean...aaaah....gee I'm sorry, I usually don't make those kind of mis(quotes)takes.......:rolleyes::rolleyes:

BUSTED! :p

Hey kids.

Stringer, I'm not cooked, that's the duck, I'm a bunny, jeesh. :(

Joe, if you lock me up I'll cause a riot, I can do it, I have that power.

NM, Stringer is a naughty one, you have to watch out for him. ;)

NM, Stringer is a naughty one, you have to watch out for him. ;)

I can see that by his slip-up.

Stringer darlin', I think your mind is elsewhere...

Stringer has a gorgeous young wonderful wife, his mind is always elsewhere. Stringer, where did you go? Oh my, I think his mind and body are elsewhere now.

Have fun Stringer, come back when you're having your smoke. ;)

Oh, by the way, stupid annoying people should die, just an observation. ;)

Oh, by the way, stupid annoying people should die, just an observation. ;)

Umm, OK. That was waaaay out the blue. :eek:

Umm, ok. That was waaaay out the blue. :eek:

Just talking about someone on another thread.

Why do people come here asking for advice and then argue that the advice is wrong? If you know the answer then why the fark are you asking in the first place? Grrrrr. Really, some people should be drowned at birth, or beaten with a stick.

Okay, deep breath, I'm okayish now. Really.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Poo! :(

What thread Alty??
Would like to check it out?

Anyway, wow... This happens a lot Alty.

I can see that by his slip-up.

Stringer darlin', I think your mind is elsewhere...

You know that reminds me of a story...

When I was in high school I played football, baseball and ran track, and dated a lot (when I wasn't going 'steady'). WEll a girl moved into the area, a beautiful, beautiful girl AND she was sitting right next to me in science class. I was stymied, she was soooo nice. After three weeks of this torture I finally found a reason to talk with her, my heart was pounding soooo fast (Yeah, Marta does that to me too)I thought that I was going to hyperventilate and make some stupid remark or worse yet... no words but maybe only a 'noise.'

I forget exactly what I said but something like the 'piece' thing, but it was an accident, I swear!

She turned to me with a slight smile and staring me right in the eye and said; "(Stringer..hee hee) TAKE YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER ! ........and put it in a ditch ...with me....."

I know that my eyes were like silver dollars, but I was cool, I said... "When?" :cool:

Do you need/want further information?

Here's the link Joe, but a lot of her posts were removed.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/small-claims/pre-conference-hearing-credit-card-suit-330269.html

Do you need/want further information?

Yes, we want all the details so cough them up Stringy. :)

Just talking about someone on another thread.

Why do people come here asking for advice and then argue that the advice is wrong? If you know the answer then why the fark are you asking in the first place? Grrrrr. Really, some people should be drowned at birth, or beaten with a stick.

Okay, deep breath, I'm okayish now. Really.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Poo! :(

Alty's building a block house out of little 'red squares.':)

Yes, we want all the details so cough them up Stringy. :)

I will later, I'm getting 'sleepy'... soon... I will have to retire to my king size... hee hee:)

Do you need/want further information?

Of course I want further information... I want to know how things went down (oops, a Freudian slip) :rolleyes:

Red squares? I've only given one red square today and it's the first in a long time.

The last red square I got was from Tj3, in fact, the last three red squares I got where from Tj3. He doesn't understand the "can only disagree with factually incorrect info" rule, refuses to follow it.

Nope, I'm building a greenie house. Yup!

I will later, I'm getting 'sleepy'....soon.....I will have to retire to my king size....hee hee:)

I too have a king size bed, with a king size hubby. Oops, now I slipped! :D:cool:

Of course I want further information... I wanna know how things went down (oops, a Freudian slip) :rolleyes:

Eventually NM... they did... 'resistance is futile.' :o Noooo, not embarrassed really...

I sometimes challenge people to give me red squares. Just because I know I stirred something in them that caused them to deny the truth about the situation. They lash out given me a reddy thinking they are getting back at me, mean while I am lmasof... oh you.. That is what I am talking about.

I too have a king size bed, with a king size hubby. Oops, now I slipped! :D:cool:

Need more info... please...

I sometimes challenge people to give me red squares. Just because i know I stirred something in them that caused them to deny the truth about the situation. They lash out given me a reddy thinking they are getting back at me, mean while I am lmasof... oh ya.. That is what I am talking about.

I agree Deputy, it is better to challenge than to cower in the corner... I like IT! :)

Eventually NM ...they did...'resistance is futile.' :o Noooo, not embarrassed really...

Awwww man! :(

You start this tale of high school lust and then you say... "Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode of Stringer's Telenovela". Gee whiz. :p

Well I don't have a king size anything waiting on me... sigh.

Need more info ...please...

Would you like pictures?

I sometimes challenge people to give me red squares. Just because i know I stirred something in them that caused them to deny the truth about the situation. They lash out given me a reddy thinking they are getting back at me, mean while I am lmasof... oh ya.. That is what I am talking about.

I laugh when Tj3 gives me a reddie, what does he think he's going to accomplish? He'd have to give me over 900 reddies to knock me down to his level, good luck with that. :D

Would you like pictures?

What's with the bat cat? I didn't post that.

Okay, something weird is going on. Do de do de do de do de. :eek:

Awwww man! :(

You start this tale of high school lust and then you say... "Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode of Stringer's Telenovela". Gee whiz. :p

Well I don't have a king size anything waiting on me... sigh.

Huh?. ok... I don't think that I should take the lid off that 'pot.' :rolleyes:

Would you like pictures?

Neat, is he wearing a mask?

Neat, is he wearing a mask?

Apparently he is, and he's a cat. Who knew? :confused:

Apparently he is, and he's a cat. Who knew? :confused:

I have a sneaky feeling that our Batman had something to do with this. :D So, he is sneaking into private areas... I will have to sit down and have a talk with my Chief Deputy... :p

Goodnight everyone, I wish I could stick around a bit more but I need to chill for a bit before going to bed. Without getting a stiff back and neck from sitting at this desktop lol.. lol.. lol..

I have a sneaky feeling that our Batman had something to do with this. :D So, he is sneaking into private areas...I will have to sit down and have a talk with my Chief Deputy....:p

M can sneak into my private areas anytime he wants. :D

Night Joe. :)

Things are getting interesting but I guess I'm about to retire to my... queen size :(

No King for me tonight. Sigh.

Stringer, I will be sure to tune in tomorrow for your telenovela.

'Night Alten and Joe

Night NM. :)

Nighty Night NM...
Nighty Night Alty...

Nighty night everyone...

If I can stand up I will leave the computer, my bum is stuck to the chair. Lol I will leave it up to you all to figure that one out. Ha Ha.

Nighty Night NM.....
Nighty Night Alty....

Nighty night everyone.....

If I can stand up I will leave the computer, my bum is stuck to the chair. lol I will leave it up to you all to figure that one out. Ha Ha.

Been there, done that, no explanation needed. :p

Night Joe.

Things are getting interesting but I guess I'm about to retire to my ... queen size :(

No King for me tonight. Sigh.

Stringer, I will be sure to tune in tomorrow for your telenovela.

'Night Alten and Joe

Night hon.

Goodnight everyone, I wish I could stick around a bit more but I need to chill for a bit before going to bed. Without getting a stiff back and neck from sitting at this desktop lol..lol..lol..

Night deputy.

M can sneak into my private areas anytime he wants. :D

Night Joe. :)

"Well, there ya go again pilgrim...." I think that he did, you have a pic.

Hey, Stringer!

You finally have an avatar! Cool! I thought that you might have a sheriffs badge for one considering your reputation here!

Hey, Stringer!

You finally have an avatar! Cool! I thought that you might have a sheriffs badge for one considering your reputation here!

Well... I have been 'accused' of being a 'Knight' on a white stead, so I thought... why not...

I looked for about an hour to find it though.

And thank you for noticing my friend.

EDIT: And I am trying to downplay the reputation Clough, it isn't always a good one ya know...but I prevail...ha ha.

Well, I am now (for sure) going off to la la land... and I leave you with this;

What is the alternative to being happy? And why in the world would I want that alternative?

Well .... I have been 'accused' of being a 'Knight' on a white stead, so I thought...why not...

I looked for about an hour to find it though.

And thank you for noticing my friend.

EDIT: And I am trying to downplay the reputation Clough, it isn't always a good one ya know...but I prevail...ha ha.

It's a good avatar that you have, Stringer! I looked for a very long time to find the one that seemed to suit me!

Hey! While you're busy saying goodnight to certain people here, remember that I'm the one who ESCAPED! I'm on the lam and ain't nobody going to catch me!

Hey! While you're busy saying goodnight to certain people here, remember that I'm the one who ESCAPED! I'm on the lam and ain't nobody gonna catch me!

Not a problem... Deputy Batman put a small 'beeper' in you while you were sleeping in your cell. I have you on my screen right here in front of me. We just need to hire additional deputies I'm short handed presently...

OH... and Clough, don't even try to find the 'beeper', it is very small and in a part of your body that only a surgeon can remove, easy to install, impossible to remove... hee hee... but WE ARE COMING FOR YA, you just don't know when or where. But it will be when you least expect it...

WE ARE COMING FOR YA.... keep looking over your shoulder bud... we will be there one day... with new cuffs...

Ain't no cuffs strong enough to hold Clough!!

Ain't no cuffs strong enough to hold Clough!!!!

Vee have our Vays...

Night now, I finished my cigarette... :eek::D:rolleyes:

So, that's what was keeping you from going to bed! Must have been a really BIG cigarette!

So, that's what was keeping you from going to bed! Must have been a really BIG cigarette!

Well... a couple three cigs...

Vee have our Vays.....

Night now, I finished my cigarette....:eek::D:rolleyes:

Hmmm? I don't know why, but I feels like a ciggy

hmmm? I don't know why, but I feels like a ciggy

Where were you feeling? This could be a serious medical condition! :p

There's still a smoker left in the States... boy.. thanks cause you are going to pay all those extra taxes for us... thank you, thank you, thank you...

Someone's got to do it! LOL! How else would the Gov't make money? Ha!

Make me laugh Stringy! I need to have a good laugh... pweeeaaaseee!

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Yep, I do agree... maybe I should stop...

Jeff's got a new superhero guy! Yeay! I still like Achmed best... haha!

Stop what?. What reason would you have to get up out of bed in the middle of the night and talk come and talk to us then? Bad idea! LOL!

Oh, I going to get in trouble from someone aren't I!!

Ok, again... here you go...

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That was really mean! LOL! I thought that one woman was going to pass out! Funny!

Jeff's got a new superhero guy!! Yeay! I still like Achmed best...haha!

Stop what?...What reason would you have to get up outta bed in the middle of the night and talk come and talk to us then? Bad idea! LOL!

Oh, I gonna get in trouble from someone aren't I!!?

Marta.

Alty,you cracked me up today.I laughed so hard I had tears.


Snowbie, considering that you have already told us that you're 10 years old, I hardly think that you can come on to other threads and give dating advice.
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Alty,you cracked me up today.I laughed so hard I had tears.

Yep, she's a 'corker', you never know what to expect. Oh, and by the way I would put Starduck into that elite category also... :D

Howdy Sheriff... Cuff me please, I've been a bad girl ;)

Yeah Artlady, This little girl is a piece of work. She's posted diff threads saying one boy at school is harassing her, another saying she's in love with a different boy at school, and a third saying she fell in love with a kid from summer camp. Uh hello! You're 10!

Yep, she's a 'corker', ya never know what to expect. Oh, and by the way I would put Starduck into that elite category also... :D

Heh?. What?. What did I do now? Silly Silly String! What you talking 'bout Stringer!

I was just minding my own bizness and shaking what my momma gave me! Well it's a snowglobe... but still!

Yep, she's a 'corker', ya never know what to expect. Oh, and by the way I would put Starduck into that elite category also... :D

Corkers to be sure... both those gals are!
Stringy I like your new avatar.. have lance will travel :)

Howdy Sheriff... Cuff me please, I've been a bad girl ;)

Yeah Artlady, This little girl is a piece of work. She's posted diff threads saying one boy at school is harassing her, another saying she's in love with a different boy at school, and a third saying she fell in love with a kid from summer camp. Uh hello! You're 10!

That is so funny! Giving advice like she's all grown up;)

Corkers to be sure ...both those gals are!
Stringy I like your new avatar..have lance will travel :)

Who's Lance?. and where are we going? Is Lance paying?

Heh?...What?...What did I do now? Silly Silly String!! What u talkin 'bout Stringer!?

I was just mindin my own bizness and shakin what my momma gave me! Well it's a snowglobe...but still!!

I bet that's all your shaking.. I heard about you.Talk is rampart in this joint.I heard if anyone wants contraband ,you're the go to gal :rolleyes:

I bet thats all your shakin..I heard about you.Talk is rampart in this joint.I heard if anyone wants contraband ,your the go to gal :rolleyes:

I's gots COOKIES!

Who's Lance?...and where are we goin? Is Lance paying?

LMAO... yup Lance is paying :)

LMAO ...yup Lance is payin :)

Lance is down then. Lance is our dawg! Why am I talking like Randy Jackson? That's dope! Hahaha!

Lance is down then

Go Lance! :D

Go Lance! :D

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!! Lance ROCKS!!

I love Lance, he's so... Lancey! ;)

Lickity Lance... Lance the Licker... Lance the lips... Lancey pants... oh wait... where did that go?

Howdy Sheriff... Cuff me please, I've been a bad girl ;)

Yeah Artlady, This little girl is a piece of work. She's posted diff threads saying one boy at school is harassing her, another saying she's in love with a different boy at school, and a third saying she fell in love with a kid from summer camp. Uh hello! You're 10!

What did you do now?? :rolleyes:

I like Lickity Lance, send him my way. :D

Everyone like my new sig? Stringer, you're finally off the hook, how does it feel? ;)

What did you do now ???? :rolleyes:

It's not what she did, it's what she wants to do. :cool:

Heh?...What?...What did I do now? Silly Silly String!! What u talkin 'bout Stringer!?

I was just mindin my own bizness and shakin what my momma gave me! Well it's a snowglobe...but still!!

Just sending some lub your way girls... :D

Just sending some lub your way girls.....:D

Right back at you Pookie! :)

I've been drinking. :o

I's gots COOKIES!!

"Cookies"... well girlie that might just do it... :p

LMAO ...yup Lance is payin :)

With what? You should see the paycheck the sheriff gets here.

With what? You should see the paycheck the sheriff gets here.

Lancey bucks! Look in the safe! Geeezzz... do I have to learn you everythin?

I like Lickity Lance, send him my way. :D

Everyone like my new sig? Stringer, you're finally off the hook, how does it feel? ;)

Feels OK, but...

Right back at you Pookie! :)

I've been drinking. :o

Like I didn't know that... :p

Lancey bucks!! Look in the safe! Geeezzz...do I have to learn ya everythin?

Well... that's why the fines are sooooo much!:rolleyes:

Hey1 Wait a minute... am I the only guy here tonight?

Okay, Alty angry, Alty want to smack Bengie. Alty is not a happy girl right now.

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This poster ( Bengie, last or second last page) got around 7 reddies for her answer, but that wasn't enough for me.

Considering how mad I am, I think I was fairly kind.

Hey1 Wait a minute...am I the only guy here tonight?

Yup! :D

So, how you doing baby? ;):cool:

Well...that's why the fines are sooooo much!:rolleyes:

If you remember, the safe is also where I keep my LUB! You didn't let it out did you? You didn't spend it did you? I'm still waiting for my next lub cheque! It was all the lub I had left! :(

Yup! :D

So, how you doin baby? ;):cool:

No... how yoooooouuuu duin'? :cool:

If you remember, the safe is also where I keep my LUB! You didn't let it out did you? You didn't spend it did you? I'm still waiting for my next lub cheque! It was all the lub I had left! :(

(I had to erase what I really wanted to post or I would have been kicked off, for sure)

Ok... there is a monthly fee deducted from your deposits hon, you knew that, didn't cha read the small print?

The small print gets you every time. :(

Ya, I didn't write what I really wanted to either, I really bit my tongue. If they kick me off, so be it, that girl/guy deserved a good tongue lashing. Sadly, it's not the tongue lashing I really wanted to give.

I'm being a good girl, it's so farking hard. :(

It's not what she did, it's what she wants to do. :cool:

Ahhhh, you busted me Alten! :o


I checked out your post to Bengie... and YOWZA! You were right though because anyone who is that much of an idiot deserves to have somebody rip 'em a new one. :mad:

Was I that bad? I thought I really kept myself in check on that post. :eek:

From reading it, I could see you as "Lateesha-Raneefah-Bokeesha" snapping your fingers and rolling your neck tellin' it like it 'tis!

Hey1 Wait a minute...am I the only guy here tonight?

So do you mind being the only guy with all us womenfolk? It's like you have a harem...

So do you mind being the only guy with all us womenfolk?? It's like you have a harem...

Nooooo... it NEVER turns out THAT WAY! I become the poster boy for abuse. :rolleyes::D:eek:

Nooooo...it NEVER turns out THAT WAY! I become the poster boy for abuse. :rolleyes::D:eek:

I thought you liked it rough... :rolleyes:

I thought you liked it rough... :rolleyes:

Weeeeeel... not to sure about that one NM... :)

I thought you liked it rough... :rolleyes:

Well you know... he did steal Alty's whip! He calls it Suzy, and he refuses to return it! :eek:

I thought you liked it rough... :rolleyes:

LMAO! Nope, our Stringer is a gentleman, a ladies man, a sweetie, softie, nice guy all the way from the top of his head to the tip of his toes.

Stringer is the guy you go to if you need a shoulder to lean on, a strong hand to guide you, a kind word or a big hug.

If you want it rough you go to Sneezy! ;)

I'm going to die now. :eek: Sneezy, sweetie, love you ta bits, you know you're my boy! :cool:

Well ya know...he did steal Alty's whip! He calls it Suzy, and he refuses to return it!! :eek:

Hmmm, you're right Starby.

I still stand by what I said about our Stringer, but he is a sneaky little bugger sometimes. :(

Well ya know...he did steal Alty's whip! He calls it Suzy, and he refuses to return it!! :eek:

Tattletale!! Ruin my reputation Duckie, let me turn around so you can stick that knife in further... TATTLETALE, TATTLETALE!! :D

About 250 more posts, and someone's going to have to build a new jail! :D :eek:

LMAO! Nope, our Stringer is a gentleman, a ladies man, a sweetie, softie, nice guy all the way from the top of his head to the tip of his toes.

Stringer is the guy you go to if you need a shoulder to lean on, a strong hand to guide you, a kind word or a big hug.

If you want it rough you go to Sneezy! ;)

I'm going to die now. :eek: Sneezy, sweetie, luv ya ta bits, you know you're my boy! :cool:

Thanks Pilgrim.