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    Sep 24, 2010, 04:46 AM
    I am so depressed!
    Why I am so depressed?

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


    Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.. .

    I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
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    Sep 24, 2010, 05:33 AM
    God I hate stupid religious/political motivated "humour".
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    Sep 24, 2010, 10:32 AM

    I thought the last part was kind of funny:)
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    Sep 26, 2010, 09:32 AM

    I guess it could be a lot worse. We could be living in Pakistan and running from bombs... Just sayin'...

    Thought this was kind of cute...
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    Sep 26, 2010, 09:43 PM

    LOL, that was a great one, glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything at the time.
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