Why I am so depressed?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.. .

I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

God I hate stupid religious/political motivated "humour".

I thought the last part was kind of funny:)

I guess it could be a lot worse. We could be living in Pakistan and running from bombs... Just sayin'...

Thought this was kind of cute...

LOL, that was a great one, glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything at the time.