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    Aug 27, 2009, 06:23 AM
    Heaven and Hell
    Heaven is where:

    The police are British,
    The chefs are Italian,
    The mechanics are German,
    The lovers are French,
    And it is all organized by the Swiss

    Hell is where:

    The police are German,
    The chefs are British,
    The mechanics are French,
    The lovers are Swiss
    And it is all organized by the Italians
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    Aug 27, 2009, 06:39 AM

    Where do you find these weird jokes?
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    Aug 27, 2009, 05:13 PM

    I like your hell list.
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    Aug 28, 2009, 02:40 AM

    Just so you know, they have more sex in Mexico than France! ;)
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    Aug 28, 2009, 06:21 PM
    What kind of sex? I'm not moving unless it's worth my while:D
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    Aug 28, 2009, 06:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    Just so you know, they have more sex in Mexico than France! ;)

    It's all about Quality , not quantity HH :cool:
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    Aug 28, 2009, 06:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    What kind of sex? I'm not moving unless it's worth my while:D
    Chris Rock from The Fifth Element - I want ALL positions!
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    Aug 29, 2009, 06:56 PM
    Good one, I'm part German and I find that hilarious. Who says we have no sense of humor?
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