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  • Aug 27, 2009, 06:23 AM
    1099669
    Heaven and Hell
    Heaven is where:

    The police are British,
    The chefs are Italian,
    The mechanics are German,
    The lovers are French,
    And it is all organized by the Swiss

    Hell is where:

    The police are German,
    The chefs are British,
    The mechanics are French,
    The lovers are Swiss
    And it is all organized by the Italians
  • Aug 27, 2009, 06:39 AM
    adam_89

    Where do you find these weird jokes?
  • Aug 27, 2009, 05:13 PM
    twinkiedooter

    I like your hell list.
  • Aug 28, 2009, 02:40 AM
    HelpinHere

    Just so you know, they have more sex in Mexico than France! ;)
  • Aug 28, 2009, 06:21 PM
    Just Dahlia
    What kind of sex? I'm not moving unless it's worth my while:D
  • Aug 28, 2009, 06:25 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    Just so you know, they have more sex in Mexico than France! ;)


    It's all about Quality , not quantity HH :cool:
  • Aug 28, 2009, 06:28 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    What kind of sex? I'm not moving unless it's worth my while:D

    Chris Rock from The Fifth Element - I want ALL positions!
  • Aug 29, 2009, 06:56 PM
    earl237
    Good one, I'm part German and I find that hilarious. Who says we have no sense of humor?

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