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    #181

    Jun 17, 2010, 08:32 PM

    I'll be posting this on it's own thread tomorrow, but for today, I have to share.

    Thanks CBW, I hope you don't mind me stealing it. :)

    As Father's Day grows near:

    Roses grow in Heaven, pick a bunch for me. Place them in my
    Dads arms and tell him they're from me.

    Tell him that I love and miss him and when he turns to smile, place a kiss upon his cheek and hold him for a while.

    Remembering him is easy. I do it everyday. There's an ache within my heart that will never go away.

    I love you Dad! 9 kisses, one for each Fathers Day we've missed.
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    #182

    Jun 17, 2010, 08:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'll be posting this on it's own thread tomorrow, but for today, I have to share.

    Thanks CBW, I hope you don't mind me stealing it. :)

    As Father's Day grows near:

    Roses grow in Heaven, pick a bunch for me. Place them in my
    Dads arms and tell him they're from me.

    Tell him that I love and miss him and when he turns to smile, place a kiss upon his cheek and hold him for a while.

    Remembering him is easy. I do it everyday. There's an ache within my heart that will never go away.

    I love you Dad! 9 kisses, one for each Fathers Day we've missed.

    I am bawling.. That's exactly how I feel. I dread Fathers Day. Now I feel better... We had wonderful Dads didn't we? For just five minutes more to tell him I love him... Thanks little sweet Alty. You've made me feel better... Hugs:)
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    #183

    Jun 17, 2010, 08:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL! How bad can it be? I wouldn't know. I've never smelled bear fart. I have however smelled elephant fart, that was gross. It has a flavor! :( :eek:
    Worst thing about a fart? Knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air and into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. Its just too intimate...
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    #184

    Jun 17, 2010, 08:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    worst thing about a fart? knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air in into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. its just too intimate...



    I have to go puke! Thanks kp... you little devil.:D
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    #185

    Jun 17, 2010, 08:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    worst thing about a fart? knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air in into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. its just too intimate...
    Thanks for that KP. Now I want to buy a mask. ;)
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    #186

    Jun 17, 2010, 09:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Thanks for that KP. Now I want to buy a mask. ;)




    Night Alty... Tomorrow!
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    #187

    Jun 17, 2010, 09:07 PM

    Night Kit.
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    #188

    Jun 17, 2010, 09:08 PM

    I posted this on FB yesterday.

    I need a sugar daddy. I'm not spoiled, I just want to buy toilet paper and electricity.
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    #189

    Jun 18, 2010, 06:23 AM
    I have an appointment with my therapy group. Betty blanket, Percy pillow, and the therapist, Martha mattress. They always make me feel good.

    Been up 27 hours now! :eek:
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    #190

    Jun 18, 2010, 06:40 AM

    Sleep well J!
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    #191

    Jun 18, 2010, 10:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Sleep well J!



    Sleep well J... :)
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    #192

    Jun 18, 2010, 06:53 PM
    Funny song, check it out!

    YouTube - Jaron And The Long Road To Love - Pray For You
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    #193

    Jun 18, 2010, 07:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    I have an appointment with my therapy group. Betty blanket, Percy pillow, and the therapist, Martha mattress. They always make me feel good.
    That darn Percy gets all the head :rolleyes:
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    #194

    Jun 18, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    That darn Percy gets all the head :rolleyes:
    LMAO!

    What would I do without M's funnies? ;)
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    #195

    Jun 18, 2010, 10:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO!

    What would I do without M's funnies? ;)
    M's funnies are funny! :p
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    #196

    Jun 18, 2010, 10:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    M's funnies are funny! :p
    M's the funniest funny guy around.

    There's only so far you can go with that. ;)
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    #197

    Jun 18, 2010, 10:53 PM
    Yeah, I guess we're done with that one!

    NEXT!
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    #198

    Jun 18, 2010, 10:58 PM

    There's a thread about love, how to know when you're in love.

    Everyone is doing the sappy "Love is when he buys you flowers" thing. Well, I did too. But, if you want to know true love, it's when a man goes to the pharmacy and buys you tampons, and midol. That's true love. :)
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    #199

    Jun 18, 2010, 11:02 PM
    Good one Alty! Good one!
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    #200

    Jun 18, 2010, 11:13 PM
    I just read the thread about how you know you are in love.

    I just have to say "gag me with a spoon!"

    Sorry a little Synnical tonight.

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