[Alty]

I'll be posting this on it's own thread tomorrow, but for today, I have to share.

Thanks CBW, I hope you don't mind me stealing it. :)

As Father's Day grows near:

Roses grow in Heaven, pick a bunch for me. Place them in my
Dads arms and tell him they're from me.

Tell him that I love and miss him and when he turns to smile, place a kiss upon his cheek and hold him for a while.

Remembering him is easy. I do it everyday. There's an ache within my heart that will never go away.

I love you Dad! 9 kisses, one for each Fathers Day we've missed.

[Kitkat22]

I'll be posting this on it's own thread tomorrow, but for today, I have to share.

Thanks CBW, I hope you don't mind me stealing it. :)

As Father's Day grows near:

Roses grow in Heaven, pick a bunch for me. Place them in my
Dads arms and tell him they're from me.

Tell him that I love and miss him and when he turns to smile, place a kiss upon his cheek and hold him for a while.

Remembering him is easy. I do it everyday. There's an ache within my heart that will never go away.

I love you Dad! 9 kisses, one for each Fathers Day we've missed.

I am bawling.. That's exactly how I feel. I dread Fathers Day. Now I feel better... We had wonderful Dads didn't we? For just five minutes more to tell him I love him... Thanks little sweet Alty. You've made me feel better... Hugs:)

[kp2171]

LOL! How bad can it be? I wouldn't know. I've never smelled bear fart. I have however smelled elephant fart, that was gross. It has a flavor! :( :eek:

Worst thing about a fart? Knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air and into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. Its just too intimate...

[Kitkat22]

worst thing about a fart? knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air in into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. its just too intimate...

I have to go puke! Thanks kp... you little devil.:D

[Alty]

worst thing about a fart? knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air in into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. its just too intimate...

Thanks for that KP. Now I want to buy a mask. ;)

[Kitkat22]

Thanks for that KP. Now I want to buy a mask. ;)

Night Alty... Tomorrow!

[Alty]

Night Kit.

[Alty]

I posted this on FB yesterday.

I need a sugar daddy. I'm not spoiled, I just want to buy toilet paper and electricity.

[J_9]

I have an appointment with my therapy group. Betty blanket, Percy pillow, and the therapist, Martha mattress. They always make me feel good.

Been up 27 hours now! :eek:

[adam_89]

Sleep well J!

[Kitkat22]

Sleep well J!

Sleep well J... :)

[J_9]

Funny song, check it out!

YouTube - Jaron And The Long Road To Love - Pray For You

[friend4u178]

I have an appointment with my therapy group. Betty blanket, Percy pillow, and the therapist, Martha mattress. They always make me feel good.

That darn Percy gets all the head :rolleyes:

[Alty]

That darn Percy gets all the head :rolleyes:

LMAO!

What would I do without M's funnies? ;)

[J_9]

LMAO!

What would I do without M's funnies? ;)

M's funnies are funny! :p

[Alty]

M's funnies are funny! :p

M's the funniest funny guy around.

There's only so far you can go with that. ;)

[J_9]

Yeah, I guess we're done with that one!

NEXT!

[Alty]

There's a thread about love, how to know when you're in love.

Everyone is doing the sappy "Love is when he buys you flowers" thing. Well, I did too. But, if you want to know true love, it's when a man goes to the pharmacy and buys you tampons, and midol. That's true love. :)

[J_9]

Good one Alty! Good one!

[J_9]

I just read the thread about how you know you are in love.

I just have to say "gag me with a spoon!"

Sorry a little Synnical tonight.