Well, as you all know, I am a blonde by nature, not by color. I thought I would start a thread with some of my random thoughts. Please feel free to add your own.








I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades! :eek:

Saw this on a Facebook status: "My mate wrote on his status that he was suicidal and on the edge of a cliff......so I poked him"

What does it say about me that I laughed out loud when I read this?! :D

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Originally Posted by DoulaLC

Saw this on a Facebook status: "My mate wrote on his status that he was suicidal and on the edge of a cliff......so I poked him"

What does it say about me that I laughed out loud when I read this?!! :D

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I love it!!

Doula, it says that we... ummm, Ever had one of those nights? You know where everything went right and wrong at the same time?

Oh, Carp, did I just make any sense?

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Originally Posted by J_9

I love it!!!

Doula, it says that we...ummm, Ever had one of those nights? You know where everything went right and wrong at the same time?

Oh, Carp, did I just make any sense?

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I got it! But then I am also blonde by nature so, as you know, we are able to ascertain linguistics quite well. That's what I'm told anyway... :)

I can't stop laughing at both of them, and at the same time I feel bad for it.

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ascertain linguistics

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Wow! Big words! I like to use big words when I can. One of my favorite that only you will understand is "oligohydramios."

Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.

Oligohydramios ,when pasta goes all mushy in the pot?

no.

Damn.

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"oligohydramios."

Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.

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Hello J:

It's when you've taken in too much salt, and your body is yelling "OY, GO, HYDRATE ME"

Or not.

excon

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Wow! Big words! I like to use big words when I can. One of my favorite that only you will understand is "oligohydramios."

Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.

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If I didn't know already, I would guess a drop in a hydraulic system?? Although every time I see it I think of drano!

Ohhh, how about cephalohematoma, chorioamnionistis, or abolionamentoria??
(ok, I made the last one up)... :p

Y'all are so WAY off!





Another random thought... Do fish drink?

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Originally Posted by J_9

Do fish drink?

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Hello again, J:

Sure they do. They absolutely LOVE margaritas, but not with salt.

Ex

Well, do frogs fart?

Why don't they put all traffic lights on sensors so that you aren't sitting at a red light for 10 minutes at 3:00 a.m. when no one is coming from any direction?

Since humans drink like a fish, does a fish drink like a human? Discuss.



I'm off to is off to give my blanket some a$$ and my pillow some head.. what an awesome threesome!!

TTFN!

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Well, do frogs fart?

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Silent but deadly... unless they hold it in, that's why you see some blow up.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Well, do frogs fart?

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Hello J:

I'm sure they do... After all, dough rises because all those little yeasts are farting up a storm.

excon

Do cops get mad when they are stuck behind somebody going the speed limit?

Hello adam:

Cops don't GET mad. They ARE mad. When they look out upon the world, all they see are lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet.

excon

Aren't we all lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet?

WARNING! Consumption of Alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rug burns to the forehead!