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    #101

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:35 PM

    Now I need to scrub my eyes. Thanks, empy.
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    #102

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    A lady tells her Man:


    "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".


    The man climbs into bed slowly and says:


    "Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    there's something just......wrong....about that. thanks. tons.
    :D... Hey what about Koolaid man that E-mop just posted , now that was just wrong ;)
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    #103

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:37 PM

    Wharrgarbl!


    And hheath, you know you liked the koolaid man. Come on. He was pretty just like Bill
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    #104

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:39 PM

    Koolaid man? What the hell did I miss? It's not there! Am I blind?

    Who erased Koolaid man? :(
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    #105

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:39 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    :D .............................. Hey what about Koolaid man that E-mop just posted , now that was just wrong ;)
    Blame my friend for sending me it!
    He sends me weird things all the time
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    #106

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:40 PM
    E-mop
    I like that. E-mop. Sounds like a mop you order on eBay. E-mop, serving homes all around the world.

    E-mop. :)

    That just might stick.
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    #107

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:40 PM

    Want me to repost koolaid?
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    #108

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I like that. E-mop. Sounds like a mop you order on ebay. E-mop, serving homes all around the world.

    E-mop. :)

    That just might stick.
    My kitten is standing on me looking at me like I'm crazy because I just fell off my bed laughing
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    #109

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    want me to repost koolaid?
    Noooooooooooooooo... :eek:


    I like E-mop too :D
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    #110

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Noooooooooooooooo.............. :eek:


    I like E-mop too :D
    Hahahahaha

    Me too
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    #111

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:46 PM

    But I missed Koolaid man.

    Okay, don't repost it, just explain it to me in great detail. :)

    I do believe you are henceforth to be called E-mop, keeper of the mops. :)
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    #112

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:47 PM

    Down on one knee E-mop and you shalt be so dubbed :cool:







    Get your mind out of the gutter alty , I know what you was going to say ;)
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    #113

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    But I missed Koolaid man.

    Okay, don't repost it, just explain it to me in great detail. :)

    I do believe you are henceforth to be called E-mop, keeper of the mops. :)
    Aww guys, come on let me post Koolaid man!

    He's... large, and red, and makes me say Oh NOOOO

    And haha that sounds cool
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    #114

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Down on one knee E-mop and you shalt be so dubbed :cool:







    Get your mind outta the gutter alty , I know what you was gonna say ;)
    Yes Friend!
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    #115

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    :D .............................. Hey what about Koolaid man that E-mop just posted , now that was just wrong ;)
    That was BEYOND wrong.

    Quote Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    Wharrgarbl!!


    and hheath, you know you liked the koolaid man. come on. he was pretty just like Bill
    No, boy george is pretty. David bowie is pretty. Hell, even DANNY DAVITO is pretty when compared to that.
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    #116

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:49 PM

    Get your mind out of the gutter alty , I know what you was going to say
    No way! Not me! She's 17 like Unky!

    Poor Unky, he's going to be so shocked when I finally tell him about the birds and the bees. His parents must have put child block on his computer. ;)
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    #117

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    that was BEYOND wrong.



    no, boy george is pretty. david bowie is pretty. hell, even DANNY DAVITO is pretty when compared to that.
    You made me almost squish Ink with my giggle roll
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    #118

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:51 PM

    More posters? Beg me! ;)

    Okay, okay.

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    #119

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    You made me almost squish Ink with my giggle roll
    Ink? I assume that's a furry person. Black cat?

    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    More posters? Beg me! ;)

    Okay, okay.

    Name: 14.jpeg Views: 247 Size: 36.0 KB
    Let's see:
    Armored truck in the river? Check
    Armored truck driver? Check
    Police officers questioning armored truck driver? Check
    Teenage boy in tux? Check
    Teenage boy in tux holding tiny sewing machine? Check

    Seems pretty straight forward to me. Someone took a picture of their acid trip.
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    #120

    Jan 31, 2010, 10:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    No way! Not me! She's 17 like Unky!

    Poor Unky, he's going to be so shocked when I finally tell him about the birds and the bees. His parents must have put child block on his computer. ;)
    I'm not the only youngin!
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