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Funny things, funny girl :) Thanks, needed a smile.

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Funny things, funny girl :) Thanks, needed a smile.

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Always here for a smile or two Stringy. :)

What's up with the buck? That's just wrong, what's he thinking:rolleyes:

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What's up with the buck? That's just wrong, what's he thinking:rolleyes:

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It's a threesome, or a big mistake. Your choice. ;)

Cutesy cute and cuter :)

Me likes.

Me likes too! :p

Best one is "I boop ur nose"

I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

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I was going to I liked the "i boop your nose" the best until I read this. :)

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I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

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I just got this in an email... coincidence :confused:

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i just got this in an email........coincidence :confused:

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No, M has to be everywhere so he can deliver the beer.

Now that 3 some looks interesting. Wonder when they all figured this out?

I'm sending people to this thread now when they tell me that humans are the ONLY species that have 3-somes.

Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!






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Dog For Sale

Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'

I love it M. Great sales pitch.

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Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!






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Dog For Sale

Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'

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That was great M, loved it.

M, that's a gorgeous Mastiff.

The sales pitch is hilarious, but the dog is a beauty.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!






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Dog For Sale

Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'

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I might be ignorant here, but is that really the size of that dog:confused: Is it even possible? WOW:eek:

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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia

I might be ignorant here, but is that really the size of that dog:confused: Is it even possible? WOW:eek:

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It's possible JD. He has a sweet face. I doubt he'd hurt a fly.