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    Aug 10, 2009, 10:51 PM
    Why women explain everything
    A woman was in a coma. She had been for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.'


    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

    The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened! ' they cried.

    The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'



    NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.
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    Aug 10, 2009, 10:58 PM

    Oh that is terrible but in a funny laugh out loud way.
    Classic!
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    Aug 10, 2009, 11:00 PM

    I'm looking through all the old emails from Starby and posting my fav's. Check out the comedy section, I'm going crazy tonight. :)
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    Aug 10, 2009, 11:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm looking through all the old emails from Starby and posting my fav's. Check out the comedy section, I'm going crazy tonight. :)
    Laughter is the best medicine:) Go crazy hon,we need more crazy;)
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    Aug 10, 2009, 11:15 PM

    I don't get it , please explain ;)
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    Aug 10, 2009, 11:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I don't get it , please explain ;)
    :p Read it again! :p
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    Aug 11, 2009, 02:37 AM

    Hahaha nice one :D
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