Ask Experts Questions for FREE Help !
Ask
Page 68 of 76 « First < 48636873 > Last»
    kp2171's Avatar
    kp2171 Posts: 5,318, Reputation: 1612
    Uber Member
    		  
    #1341

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    hehe ill hide our wifi card and he wont be able to play world of warcraft :p
    when I married, I became the instant stepfather of a 13 year old girl whod write magnetic hate poetry on the fridge for me.

    "not my father. must die. now."

    =)

    kids r so cute.

    anyway... when I married I quickly thought that my new wife was psycho.

    shed go nookleear cause the girl would leave a popsickle stick on the floor.

    hell... I'm a dumb guy. I Could Do That. I Do That.

    but I didn't get the Last Straw concept.

    I didn't know that it wasn't that there was a popsickle stick on the floor... it was the seventeen other things that preceded the popsickle stick that tossed my wife over the edge.

    within a year, I was the crazy one. Asking my wife "why dont you ground her arse for a year?!? she huffed at you and rolled her eyes! there was rolling and huffing! hit her with a tranquilizer dart and tag her ankle so we can track her!"

    or something like that...

    focus.

    focus...

    back on track...

    so... one of the great things you can do to teens is apparently take away privelidges. And after some smart talk and noise we grounded the girl from the computer for a week.

    it was ugly.

    BUT... the best part was this... to ensure the grounding we disconnected the power cable to her computer and then threw it in her room. She literally stepped over it every day for a week.

    then, when the grounding was over we told her where it was.

    I swear she blew an O ring.

    It

    Was

    Beautiful

    is that wrong? Don't care.
    redhed35's Avatar
    redhed35 Posts: 4,221, Reputation: 1910
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1342

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:18 PM

    Ah kp,did I read somewhere you were irish.. if so.enough said.
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #1343

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:19 PM

    KP, I swear that punishments are worse on the parents then they are on the kids.

    The whining, moaning, complaining during a punishment, I'm surprised I don't drink heavily. ;)
    88sunflower's Avatar
    88sunflower Posts: 1,207, Reputation: 462
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1344

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:19 PM
    Kp I love irish crème!
    88sunflower's Avatar
    88sunflower Posts: 1,207, Reputation: 462
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1345

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:21 PM
    Jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
    kp2171's Avatar
    kp2171 Posts: 5,318, Reputation: 1612
    Uber Member
    		  
    #1346

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    kp I love irish creme!
    Got it.

    I have baileys (bought at the tex/mex border... you buy it for "import" at like half the cost, walk across the rio, and then walk back with it) and st something-or-another-knockoff... with ice? Cubed or crushed?
    redhed35's Avatar
    redhed35 Posts: 4,221, Reputation: 1910
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1347

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    kp I love irish creme!

    I read your post wrong,I thought to said 'i love irish crime'... creme..

    Thought you had lost the plot there for a second.
    kp2171's Avatar
    kp2171 Posts: 5,318, Reputation: 1612
    Uber Member
    		  
    #1348

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    ah kp,did i read somewhere you were irish..if so.enough said.
    Sweet.

    Great when heritage is all I need to seal a deal.

    I'm actually irish serb... but that's no different. We get drunk and fight.

    I've dated and married italians, who get drunk and fight, but with style.

    My name is serb, but I'm a whole lotta irish.

    Doin' my best to stay out of jail.
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #1349

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM

    Bailey's, I'm a baileys girl. Love it!

    I could go for a bit of irish though. :)
    88sunflower's Avatar
    88sunflower Posts: 1,207, Reputation: 462
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1350

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
    Mix Baileys with butterscotch schnapps... thats a slippery nipple

    Seriously, its my favorite shot and that's what's in it.
    88sunflower's Avatar
    88sunflower Posts: 1,207, Reputation: 462
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1351

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i read your post wrong,i thought to said 'i love irish crime'...creme..

    thought you had lost the plot there for a second.
    Well we could make it a crime. You know we could.
    jenniepepsi's Avatar
    jenniepepsi Posts: 4,042, Reputation: 533
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1352

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM

    You need jarlsberg cheese for grilled cheese sandwhiches :) mmm.
    kp2171's Avatar
    kp2171 Posts: 5,318, Reputation: 1612
    Uber Member
    		  
    #1353

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
    There's a private spot in the back, around the sunroom, right, great spot for private time.

    Don't mind the noise of the security cams. They are there for your protection. Carry on.
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #1354

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    mix Baileys with butterscotch schnapps...thats a slippery nipple

    Seriously, its my favorite shot and thats whats in it.
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
    nikosmom's Avatar
    nikosmom Posts: 1,611, Reputation: 488
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1355

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
    I love buttery nipples.

    No Alty, that's not a hint. :p
    88sunflower's Avatar
    88sunflower Posts: 1,207, Reputation: 462
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1356

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
    Alty if I could send you one I would. They are sooooo good.
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #1357

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM

    NM, Sunny, you two are scaring me. ;)
    88sunflower's Avatar
    88sunflower Posts: 1,207, Reputation: 462
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1358

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I love buttery nipples.

    No Alty, that's not a hint. :p
    That's the same thing, buttery nipples/slippery nipples
    So yummy!
    albear's Avatar
    albear Posts: 1,594, Reputation: 222
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1359

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
    Still here, just quiet :)
    Alty's Avatar
    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
    Pets Expert
    		  
    #1360

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    still here, just quiet :)
    Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:
Not your question? Ask your question View similar questions
 
Page 68 of 76 « First < 48636873 > Last»

Question Tools Search this Question
Search this Question:

Advanced Search


Check out some similar questions!

Downstairs doomed [ 3 Answers ]

My husband (who is in the military) and I moved into an apartment complex a year ago. When we moved in, right from the start, the upstairs neighbors started playing with their dogs all hours of the night hard enough to where our windows would shake like if there was an earthquake. To summarize, the...

Am I doomed? [ 31 Answers ]

:confused: It has now almost been six months since my wife has had any sexual interest in me. This is not quite as bad as the 9 month about I went through last time. Bare in mind that she is pregnant... I am trying to me patient but I am feeling like a roommate or maybe she is satisfying herself...

I'm doomed, aren't I? [ 24 Answers ]

I happen to love working with computers and consider myself knowledgeable on the subject. Just for fun I took this IQ test on the subject of computers and scored a 150, which on their chart was at the very top of the above average category, and only one point from the highest category possible. I...

Are we going to be doomed? And how to do the deed? [ 10 Answers ]

We have been engagd for a year or more. I want to marry, he wants to too, but we are poor so we can't yet. I'm worried we may never get married. Or how to go about doing it and how much it cost's. I wanted to try the fast way, but he want's a real church/ family weeding. I couldn't care less. Ohhh...

View more questions Search