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    #1341

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    hehe ill hide our wifi card and he wont be able to play world of warcraft :p
    when I married, I became the instant stepfather of a 13 year old girl whod write magnetic hate poetry on the fridge for me.

    "not my father. must die. now."

    =)

    kids r so cute.

    anyway... when I married I quickly thought that my new wife was psycho.

    shed go nookleear cause the girl would leave a popsickle stick on the floor.

    hell... I'm a dumb guy. I Could Do That. I Do That.

    but I didn't get the Last Straw concept.

    I didn't know that it wasn't that there was a popsickle stick on the floor... it was the seventeen other things that preceded the popsickle stick that tossed my wife over the edge.

    within a year, I was the crazy one. Asking my wife "why dont you ground her arse for a year?!? she huffed at you and rolled her eyes! there was rolling and huffing! hit her with a tranquilizer dart and tag her ankle so we can track her!"

    or something like that...

    focus.

    focus...

    back on track...

    so... one of the great things you can do to teens is apparently take away privelidges. And after some smart talk and noise we grounded the girl from the computer for a week.

    it was ugly.

    BUT... the best part was this... to ensure the grounding we disconnected the power cable to her computer and then threw it in her room. She literally stepped over it every day for a week.

    then, when the grounding was over we told her where it was.

    I swear she blew an O ring.

    It

    Was

    Beautiful

    is that wrong? Don't care.
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    #1342

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:18 PM

    Ah kp,did I read somewhere you were irish.. if so.enough said.
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    #1343

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:19 PM

    KP, I swear that punishments are worse on the parents then they are on the kids.

    The whining, moaning, complaining during a punishment, I'm surprised I don't drink heavily. ;)
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    #1344

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:19 PM
    Kp I love irish crème!
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    #1345

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:21 PM
    Jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
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    #1346

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    kp I love irish creme!
    Got it.

    I have baileys (bought at the tex/mex border... you buy it for "import" at like half the cost, walk across the rio, and then walk back with it) and st something-or-another-knockoff... with ice? Cubed or crushed?
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    #1347

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    kp I love irish creme!

    I read your post wrong,I thought to said 'i love irish crime'... creme..

    Thought you had lost the plot there for a second.
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    #1348

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    ah kp,did i read somewhere you were irish..if so.enough said.
    Sweet.

    Great when heritage is all I need to seal a deal.

    I'm actually irish serb... but that's no different. We get drunk and fight.

    I've dated and married italians, who get drunk and fight, but with style.

    My name is serb, but I'm a whole lotta irish.

    Doin' my best to stay out of jail.
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    #1349

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM

    Bailey's, I'm a baileys girl. Love it!

    I could go for a bit of irish though. :)
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    #1350

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
    Mix Baileys with butterscotch schnapps... thats a slippery nipple

    Seriously, its my favorite shot and that's what's in it.
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    #1351

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i read your post wrong,i thought to said 'i love irish crime'...creme..

    thought you had lost the plot there for a second.
    Well we could make it a crime. You know we could.
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    #1352

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM

    You need jarlsberg cheese for grilled cheese sandwhiches :) mmm.
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    #1353

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
    There's a private spot in the back, around the sunroom, right, great spot for private time.

    Don't mind the noise of the security cams. They are there for your protection. Carry on.
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    #1354

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    mix Baileys with butterscotch schnapps...thats a slippery nipple

    Seriously, its my favorite shot and thats whats in it.
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
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    #1355

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
    I love buttery nipples.

    No Alty, that's not a hint. :p
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    #1356

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
    Alty if I could send you one I would. They are sooooo good.
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    #1357

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM

    NM, Sunny, you two are scaring me. ;)
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    #1358

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I love buttery nipples.

    No Alty, that's not a hint. :p
    That's the same thing, buttery nipples/slippery nipples
    So yummy!
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    #1359

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
    Still here, just quiet :)
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    #1360

    Jul 23, 2009, 01:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    still here, just quiet :)
    Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:

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