I've got a 96 honda civic that won't start.
I've got spark, I've got fuel, I've got compression, still not starting. I took it to my mechanic after I suspected the timing belt might be off, but the timing is fine, they say. They tried starter fluid, no-go. Tried clearing a gas-flooded engine, no-go. They can't find a reason why the engine shouldn't start. They're baffled, and so am I.
I am completely out of ideas.