As I don't have an artistic bone in my body... I will stick to camping.

But I will do it in my camper with the microwave, bathroom, and fridge. Tenting is just too much work

I think I would have done better, I had grown a french mustache... seems to make you more artistic... or I could have cut off an ear...

It's not thαt I hαte nαture but sleeping in α sleeping bαg- ouch αnd mosquitos- αgh.. no thαnkyou.. I'd get α cαbin insteαd.. Not the dinky oo look I built it myself but I meαn more like lodge type.. yes.. :) then I would go cαmping

It's really not that bad if you go to some nice places... like northern cali, or if you go up to Washington and camp it's beautiful up there. What I like about camping, is the sense of community you get when you see all of your tents built and everyone around the campfire it's a humbling experience...

Hey now

I could put α tent outside my lodge;)

hey now

i could put α tent outside my lodge;)

Good point lol

Plus I hαve α bαby (yes! Greαt excuse)

That's called pulling the mom card lol

Well guys, thanks for sticking around and having a chat with me, it's definitely been a while for me. Sadly the rain has stopped and my day is beckoning, I hope everyone has a good day and I will be sure to visit later... peace out guys

Hey, hey, hey, don't this the highly respected, highly beloved, "Mom Card"! It has served me well!

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Oh heck no!! No tents for me! I need my queen size bed with the TV in the wall. Now that is camping. Camping on my terms means a camper with heat and AC. As well as a freezer full of ice so that I can make myself a nice cocktail... could use one right now actually.

I say use the Mom card. It is the most powerful one in the deck!!

Tuscany,
My wife's famous quote: "Why camp if there's a perfectly good Sheraton nearby?"

Ladies, let us not forget the joy of camping outside a Nordstrom's the night before the fabulous Anniversary Sale!!

My idea of camping is a 3 room tent on the Kenai River in Alaska.

Ahh J-9.
That is even a bit roughing it for me.

Where would I plug in my hair dryer... and I do so need my coffee pot in the morning.

I'm with NK on this one.

And yeah... no coffee is BAD. You wouldn't like me when I don't have coffee.

Ya don't need a hair dryer...

Plug in a coffee pot? Get a kettle and put it over the fire!!

Oh, I make the best camp coffee in the world!!

J_9,

I would be willing to try it for an hour or so, but could we have someone on standby to come and get me when I am having a hissy fit, cause I am cold, tired and hungry??

I like my coffee without the ashes... I do go old fashion though... its a perkalator from Great Grandma.

Y'know they have those voltage inverters for cars now where your lighter plug becomes a regular 120 volt outlet - you could plug in any electrical device that you want. There's your Plan B. :D

I used to feel the same way you all do until I got introduced to real Alaska Camping. Now I will never go back!

Who said anything about ashes in the coffee. Apparently I didn't make it. LOL

You need just the right pot and have your campfire configured so that it is coffee and barbecue ready. Just little camping tricks I have picked up along the way.

And you have your special honey to keep you warm at night. Jeez, no wonder I have 4 kids :o

J_9,

It must be nice and I think I could maybe do a night or two... buuuuuut, then only thing I think would get to me, is the BUGS. Ick. Eeek and ooooook.

But I bet it is an amazing experience.

So I will meet you in Alaska sometime. I have a friend who is a teacher there... you need a bush plane to get to her village... I am sure we could find some wilderness there :)

I've done every kind of camping there is... from a fully decked out RV to survivalist camping where you have to find half your food along the way.

I'd STILL rather have a hotel, a beach, some margaritas, and coffee in the mornings.

What's a bush plane?

It is a tiny tiny plane used to transport people and supplies to northern Alaska. They are used a lot in the winter when the roads (if there are roads) are not cleared.
Kara and her husband grocery shop 2 times a year... can you imagine?

TWO TIMES A YEAR oh my word

Oh my goodness, Where do they put all the stuff?

Oh, I make the best camp coffee in the world!!!

SOLD! Send me the recipe and I'll camp in my backyard with my 3 little chitlins and hubby and 3 dogs!

Seriously, let's create a video how-to for your camping coffee and sell it baby!

Giggle I can see it now J in her sponge bob undies doing a camp video tee hee

Shhh, CBW, that's our secret!!

Giggle I didn't mention the whip and chains though ;)

Oh, jeez! Now everyone knows, as I sit here in my black leather getting ready for a graduation party.

Giggle you decided on the black huh I thought the red would have made you stand out a lot more tee hee

The red wasn't quite as shiny. Also, all of the other "nurses" will be wearing white!!

Giggle well you just have to be different hope you managed to get those long black boots too ;)

Yes, I did, and you know the sterling siver handcuffs look mighty shiny against the black.

J_9 - when's the graduation party?

This is a pinning ceremony for the nursing students this year. They all wear the white nursing uniforms and get their Florence Nightingale Pins.

It is transforming actually. I can't wait to see it. It will inspire me for next year.

Oh J_9 that has got to be an incredible feeling. You must be so excited! I know you still have a year left, but blink blink, it will be over.

I am thrilled. However, I will miss my "Big Sister" next semester. She will be graduated and working. She has been such an inspiration to me. All I can do now is take what she taught me and give it to the student who will be my "Little Sister" in the fall.

That sounds like an incredible program you are in. And you will be an awesome big sister.

Hehehehehehe oh the excitement I wish I were there with you I really do you will have to tell me every little detail at some point over the weekend :D

That sounds like an incredible program you are in. And you will be an awesome big sister.!

Well she makes an incredible internet best friend so there's no doubt that she will be the best big sister ever on the programe.

Well she makes an incredible internet best friend so theres no doubt that she will be the best big sister ever on the programe.


Awww that is so sweet. Sure makes the world a whole lot smaller with that friendship. Huh?

Really is something special you guys...

You both make me blush!! :o

I will be taking pics of the ceremony!!

Dang, where is my waterproof mascara!

Awwww share the pics with us. Is the ceremony tonight?

And Laura, you know how much I love you too!!

It is a shame we have this physical distance between us.

Yes, I am putting my makeup on as we speak. LOL

Maybe just maybe, you never know the CBW family could come over when a certain someone is graduating. You just never know. How sweet would that be.

Yes, I am putting my makeup on as we speak. LOL


That is just so exciting... soak it all in baby!!

LOL don't go poking yourself in the eye with that mascara wand you won't look so great with a bloodshot eye giggle.

You just make sure you have the best evening ever I'm with you my friend every step of the way and I always will be you are going to make the best nurse in the world and I will be extreamly proud to say that's my friend.

Damn, again y'all... I get so choked up so easily!!

Sniff, sniff...

You two are the best!!

And that's because you are one of a kind :)

Now you give your Best friend Laura and monkey friend Allheart a big monkey kiss, go out there and have a great time tonight. We'll leave the light on for you !


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Giggle get a grip women or ill hide your whip ;)

But don't do that then who will whip your hide?
Hide your whip
Whip your hide...
Get it?
Oh never mind.

You know what? I have never been called rude until I found this site and started posting.

I have been calle rude now twice in a week's time. Do you think I am too direct and should tone it down or keep shooting from the hip?

TGIF!

So, I just came back from Target and they have a shirt that reads "oh sure, everything is fine until the flying monkey's attack!"

Couldn't help but think of the Looney Bin!

God you're rude. There, that makes three times this week. :)

Yes, I did, and ya know the sterling siver handcuffs look mighty shiny against the black.

I have a recently polished 4 inch wide spike collar with matching ankle wear to go with your outfit, feel free to take it out of my closet any time!

I am mortally wounded!

Ugh try being cαlled the b word hαhα-- whips αren't for me.. try cαt'o nine tαils (wαpishhhh)

The b word? Brainy, right?

I wish!

Beautiful
Intelligent
Charming
Terrific
Hottie!

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Party my place this weekend...

Bar-B-Que...
Margaritas
Music

Who has a karoke machine!!

POOL IS OPEN!!

Ill be there you will fine me in the corner on the lounger getting hammered I sure need the release :D

I know you do, dear CBW, that is why I gots extra in my cabinet!!

Your favorite flavor is at your finger tips!!

I tell you what its been many many months since I felt this uptight and stressed I really don't like it :(

Here Sweetie, a big ole gulp of tequila will set you right again!

Lol it will set me on the floor more like

Howdy ladies. J_9 please give me enough Margarita to fill my dogbowl, no salt. I have had a tough couple of days and to top it all off, while shopping today Magprob popped into my head! How incredibly unsettling is that? I noticed a big stack of Spam displayed in a prominent area. It seems that Hormel is celebrating 70 years of offering their yummy Spam to the general public for consumption. They are now selling it as a two pack special with the old advertising labels. Woo Hoo! I am sure Magprob is in Spam heaven.

OMG... I drove past a sign on the way to my mom's this weekend advertising the Spam Museum.

I thought of Magprob.

OMG!! How unsettling is a beautiful day of shopping that gets interrupted by the thought of Magpie!!

We do love you Maggie though, really we do!!


the Spam Museum.
No WAY!!

A freaking Spam museum?

Now, what kind of wine goes well with Spam!!

LOL bit scary though isn't it when you get this thought of a crazy ol guy waving spam at you while your out doing your daily stuff lol


No WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

A freaking Spam museum?

Now, what kind of wine goes well with Spam!!!
LOL that's a question for ben giggle go on dare you to ask him

Well, it WAS in Iowa.

That explains a LOT, I think.

Oh, yes, Iowa and SPAM they go hand in hand.

Hehehehehe that syn sounds like the sort of thing id say about wales

They like, make Spam, like out of Wales? Like yuk!!

LOL only you j only you...

Im sat here watching extreme makeover home adition kind of drewling at ty and thinking about all the energy he has and what he must be like in the bedroom aren't I bad bad bad

Oh but I totally like spam and macaroni & cheese man, no bashing, but I am soooooo white trash you know?

Very bad CBW. Considering your hubby is invisibly spying on all of us. You sure you want to leave that "secret" thought about TY up?

Hi J and thanks for the invite!

You can have Ty as long as I get Luca!!

BTW, Ty was just arrested for drunk driving, I guess that is, like, where he gets his, like, ummmm ENERGY!!

LOL I don't give a dam giggle he knows that I'm drewling he is sat right opposite me tee hee I'm not proud I'm just loud :D

Oh. Oh. Tawny, don't let Magprob hear you call spam eaters white trash. He will be deeply offended. He is the original Spam Man.

Oh, Tawney, like I totally choked on my like hamhock!!

You can have Ty as long as I get Luca!!!

BTW, Ty was just arrested for drunk driving, I guess that is, like, where he gets his, like, ummmm ENERGY!!!

Oh my god now I'm thinking about him in handcuffs thanks for that I'm not going to sleep tonight lol

Yes, J, I heard about Ty's little misadventure. I always thought he was a heavy drinker.

Synnen, I have to say I don't know if I could drive by a Spam Museum. I would just HAVE to go in and take a look around. Too strange for me to pass up.

I have something he could be doing rather than drinking giggle

CBW, you bad bad girl,

But it is so fun

Like better than like a dooknob? :eek:

LMAO hell lady only you would know that I have a different kind of knob fettish sssshhhhh

Oh no, are we on the nobs topic again? CBW, you go ahead with your little fantasies my dear. If I could, I would ship Ty to you. But, he and I had a huge argument and don't talke anymore. ;)

Giggle its her ruby j is naughty giggle I'm a good little girl giggle giggle

Who me naughty? My hubby would beg to differ with that one!!

I have to agree. J is the naughtiest of the bunch. Plying us with liquor, B-B-Q, and the odd little pill every now and again. Now, it's the nob talk again. Shame on you J. You are trying to undermine the unholy, er, them, wholesome lifestyle I have adopted.

Giggle with the leather outfits and whips hell girl your as naughty as a tiger ;)

OMG, I am laughing so hard right now, Johnny is yelling out compound words at me!!

And of course I am listening to Promiscuous Girl right now!!

But you know really I am a Nun, a Saint, I wear WHITE for crying out loud!!

White what may I ask because it sure isn't underwear lol

Okay, I'm busted!!

SpongeBob!!

Pppphhhhhhtttttt I think I just pee'd my pants laughing

Better you than, like me. Like totally!!

But, I like totally love you laura, you are my BFF!!

LOL shut up you crack pot or ill be getting you a perminant room in that hospital you love so much ;)
Im just dam lucky to have such a fine best friend :D I sure wouldn't change you for the world wouldn't mind meeting you but that's another story ;)

We will be together one day, come hell or high water Laura. You and I both know that.

Sweet dreams my dear. Will talk to you in the morning.

Drinking alcohol shrinks the brain.
WEDNESDAY, May 2 (HealthDay News) -- While it might help your heart, drinking even moderately could shrink your brain, U.S. researchers say.

"A small amount of alcohol is beneficial for the heart," noted lead researcher Carol Ann Paul, "but there is a continuous negative correlation between alcohol consumption and total brain volume. It seems that there is not a beneficial effect of even small amounts of alcohol on brain volume."

Well, this explains a lot! Like every time I lean my head to the left or the right, it sounds like a bowling ball rolling down the ally and crashing into the wall. And I just thought I was going crazy! Whew!

I think the above question needs to be moved to a serious thread.

Oh the time will come for sure :D and heaven help the world when it does you must promise me one thing though if your seeing chippers you have to give her a hug from me and millie.

Ohh, I am so frustrated today!!

GGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ohh, I am so frustrated today!!!!

GGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What's wrong J_9 :( ?

I am sorry J_9. What is wrong my honey dear?

LOL Ruby - I think we are twins :)

If we are AH, I must be the evil one because you are much kinder than I am.

Oh, just jerky people are getting to me lately!!

Just a buch of strange happenings here on AMHD

Like I would never let my beautiful 13 year old daughter date a 17 year old boy, but some people think it is okay.

I just don't get it.

Oh, AH, you truly are one of a kind. You live that close too!!

OHHHHHHHHH, I will have to let you know too if I get that layover. I will be working on it.

Oh, AH, you truly are one of a kind. You live that close too!!!!

OHHHHHHHHH, I will have to let you know too if I get that layover. I will be working on it.


Clapping hands... ***clapping hands**** Just makes me sad :( the others are not.

J9,

That's why I posted that 'trolling' thread. I'm not sure those are legitimate posts. Or maybe I'm hoping they are not.

If we are AH, I must be the evil one because you are much kinder than I am.


No I'm not Ruby. I used to be. Your heart is HUGE, you can't hide it sweetie :)

You both have beautiful hearts, Ruby just likes to bear her teeth every once in a while to keep us all in check though.


J9,

That's why I posted that 'trolling' thread. I'm not sure those are legitimate posts. Or maybe I'm hoping they are not.
On my way there to VENT about the trolls. Thanks NK, I missed that one.

I am going to check that out too NK before I look at others.

AH, thank you for your kindness. J_9 is actually right on target. I just cannot stand by watching some things that take place. And, I am thinking all the weird stuff going on is part of the cycle I talked about a couple of months ago on another thread. I think there is a direct correlation to the change of weather and seasons. I am very, very frustrated this week with some people.

Good thing to hear I am not the only frustrated one Ruby!!

Rather though, I am getting quite bent out of shape, so I take a deep breath, close my eyes, think of the snowy mountains, and voilà, I feel good again.

I am doing the same thing and have decided that I need to spend less time here for a few days before I blow my cool. I think it is important to not go off on people and I am hitting my brick wall over the past couple of days.

I am in the same position as you Ruby. Maybe we should take the dogs for a nice long walk.

I hope no one takes offense... but I think the entire planet is PMSing right now. LOL

Both men and women... hee hee. Oh my.

I am not going to disagree with that one AH!!

This happens every once in a while, then poof gone like a thief in the night.

Oh AH. You always brighten my day. Yes, J_9, I am planning on doing that in a few minutes. We have had a thunderstorm and it looks like it is clearing for the moment. Before the next wave hits, both the dog and I, need to stretch our legs and breathe some fresh air.

Our thunderstorms are just beginning. Blahhhhhh

I love thunderstorms. By the way, I include myself in the static waves of the day :).

Been a crazy one here.

Hope the day treats you guys better.

Many hugs

I AM PMSING and I WILL ADMIT IT!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(that means... if I get really mean to someone, please smack me down. I'm trying, I really am, to be nice today)

Synnen,

LOL I love you. And I am trying to :). Long story but not my normal Allheart self.

So I meant myself as well in the upheavel of things.

I hear you Syn, me too!!

I am gritting my teeth here may need a smack upside the head here and there, but I'll get through. I hope.

Oh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE a good lound banging thunderstorm, lightening and all!

I love you all. You keep me grounded and reaffirm that I am not losing my grip on my sanity. Some days are just harder than others but thankfully, I have my girls to help me through it. Catch y'all later. MWAH!

Before I go, Emmy & Tusc, you are included in my "love" group along with many others. Hey, if you can't have a place to go to let off a little steam and act like an idjut, you will blow your top! So, Emmy, yes I am gauging my sanity by this lot. I don't need a lot of sanity. A little will suffice. ;)

Uh, Rubypitbull, if you are gauging your sanity by this lot, I have news for you...

Me too J-9. When we had our other little guy ( he was supposed to be a maltese, but we think he was puppymill, but loved him soooo much) anyway, our "son" was petrified of storms. So hubby and I could never really enjoy them. It is the only time he would let me pick him up. During a storm, I used to rock him back and forth. He was so scared.
But now he is in doggy heaven. He gave us 15 incredible years. Storms always remind me of him.

But nothing like a good thunderstorm.


My Tuscany tries to be all brave when the storms hit. But one good clap of thunder and up he jumps into Mommy's lap.
Awww LOL Tuscany. Even though my little guy was so scared. I just cherished those moments he let me hold him.

My Tuscany tries to be all brave when the storms hit. But one good clap of thunder and up he jumps into Mommy's lap.

Sheesh, I hope my gals DON'T try to jump in my lap. Two are over 100 pounds and Lou (the bassett hound) is over 40 pounds.

I would get squished!!

Lol... I have one cat that begs to go out in storms, and the other hides under the bed.

I LOVE a good storm.

It is funny because Tuscany wants to be held all the time. Ollie on the other hand is all about independence. He turns his tail at being held every chance he has.

Ahhh Ruby you are part of my "love" group too

Well guys this is goodbye! I'm off to floridα tomorrow :):):):):) so I won't be αble to go online forrr α lonnnnggggg time xoxoxoxoxoxox

Thαnks guys:) I'm thinking of moving bαck there since my husbαnd got α greαt job :( so mαybe goodbye for α long long time:(

<-------jealous!

Have a great time!

Hae fun Sarai!! Don't get sunburned!

Tammy Faye Baker is losing here battle with cancer and for that I offer my deepest condolences to her family. It is just her time I guess.
I guess it is also time for me to dump my stock in the Max Factor and Maybelene Make up manufacturing sector. I guess a put option might be in order. Too bad there isn't a cosmetic index. A June put with no stops!

It's Spam or nuthun. I refuse to touch Treat. Smells like stinky feet.

My gosh magprob. You need to replenish your supply of Spam to calm yourself. You are getting very vicious. That usually occurs when you aren't able to satify those spammy cravings. I suggest purchasing in bulk again, as soon as possible.

If you are out of spam, will scrapple do in a pinch?

Magprob-
While I enjoy the banter that we share here on AMHD. Please don't ever ask me over for a Spam Burger :)

Not even if it is encrusted in gold.

But thanks :)

Perhaps. I have tried the stuff... but I can honestly say that it is not my most favorite thing in the world.

Not even with Teryaki and mango chutney?

I see, you're one of them puritans, a pork steak puritanical prude!

Either you love it or you hate it. I can't hold that against you. I can't convert every one, but I keep trying.

I think it is funny whenever there is a hurricane scare here in my part of the world the first thing that disappears off our grocer's shelves is Spam.

I would have to go a loooooooonnnnnnnnngggg time without power and supplies before a gelatinous, extruded, pork-like product would tempt me.

Well folks, unless I con be convinced otherwise, I am going to take a long needed break here.

I got a little upset about how some people think it is okay for a 13 year old girl to date a 17 year old boy, among some other things.

I hope you all can pick up some of my slack in the meantime. I will check in every once in a while. But I think I just need a break.

You and me need to talk lady :D love you

a gelatinous, extruded, pork-like product would tempt me.

Are you talking naughty to me?:D

Oh mag I think I just tiddled myself you so crack me up

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We may need to add an addition to the Looney Bin.

Love,

Allheart

Oh mag i think i just tiddled myself you so crack me up

Don't you start talking naughty to me too! I'm getting too old to tiddle, it's starting to hurt when I do that.:D

Don't worry Mag, I won't make you tiddle. NOW GET BACK ON THE SHORT BUS BEFORE I WHOOP YOUR A$$!!

LOL you better see the nurse and have her check that out ;)

Come on... I don't bite!!

LOL you better not bite or it really will hurt when he tiddles:eek:

LOL you better not bite or it really will hurt when he tiddles:eek:


Girl, you just arent' right. I just chocked on my diet pepsi.!

LOL don't go wasting pepsi women tut tut AH you need to go look at the last link I posted in the smoking thred and watch the smoking cartoon on the link I posted lol

Oh, good GOD don't waste the PEPSI!!

It's a disgusting waste that isn't it J huh huh

Oh, I got it, I sucked it all up. No waste of PEPSI here!!

Oh, Pepsi, I love you!!

MMMMMMMM I'm a cola girl myself but ill drink pepsi if I have to lol

Love my Pepsi too.

Laura that cartoon thing is so cute. But now hubby wants to know how he can meet Kissyface. Who the heck is she?? LOL

Pepsi COLA!!

Lol there's a difference don't go getting me started on that now

Oh I love diet coke. Pepsi seems sweeter. No?

Im a full fat girl don't be giving me diet anything lol the language id use would turn your hair blue tee hee

LOl Why? I actually like the diet better. The regular is just too sweet.

Diet... Ewwww, kind of like a frog in a blender.

Sowwie, it's all CBWs fault

Hee hee. Okie dokie :).

Oh no full fat all the way I need the sugar and the caffine I'm not proud lol

Me neither. Honest. But I just started diet coke, not sure even how, but then I got really hooked.

Oh, soda without caffeine. Why? Why bother LOL. It is so flat.

Frog in a Blender - Joe Cartoon (http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/67-frog_in_a_blender)

Here Ah have a play lol

I am going to tinkle.

I so want to make that my signature...

Hey dumarse are you trying to make me puke?
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Oh my stomach hurts. Thanks CBW. I love the little guy!!

Johnny said "EWWWWW that's yucky, that poor frog!!!!!!!"

I love that little froggy. LMAO

Oh, AH, that could never be your Siggy!!

Oh, AH, that could never be your Siggy!!!


Oh there are days... LMAO. Is that too funny.

Two more pages then we have to go to the Looney Bin 2. Or anyone got any other good names for it?

I like Looney Bin 2. Won't feel like home called anything else.

LOL AH click cartoons and go to page two there's a gerbal in a microwave too

You Got it AH!!

OMG, Rae just had a call from a boy!!

I think it should be "the loony bin ttttoooooooo"

You Got it AH!!!!

OMG, Rae just had a call from a boy!!!!!!!!!

Oh hell don't go telling John or he will be looking online later for iron knickers

Well he is 12, so since he is younger than her, and lives 3 doors down. I guess that is maybe okay!

OMG, I love that gerbil. Even better than the frog. Wherever did you get that.?

J-9 OMG!! How old is Rae? Was she nervous?

Spank The Monkey, Monkey Looker - Joe Cartoon (http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/147-monkey_looker)

How about this one AH go on spank that monkey lol

Rae is 13 AH, she was not home, she is at the movies (Spiderman 3) with her bestest friend.

She is not nervous about Hunter though, he is like a little bro to her. But I would never allow her to date a 17 year old.

Yeah, I know CBW, you saw that coming.

I'm a MONKEY LOVER!!

LOL yeah your going to watch me spank my monkey yeah...

That is just not right. LOL

" I know wut your thinking...you wanted to see this mans....."

I was feeling so bad for the monkey getting spanked and then he says that LOL. I course I hit the button LOL

Rae is such a beautiufl name J9. And heck no!! Date a 17 year old. Oh No. Not date at all LOL :).

That is just not right. LOL

" I know wut your thinking...you wanted to see this mans....."

I was feeling so bad for the monkey getting spanked and then he says that LOL. I course I hit the button LOL

LOL you know you loved it

We are so bad, we are exposing poor AH to things that might change her for the worse.

LOL you know you loved it


It was way too funny! Oh my. Still love that gerbil best!!

Its OK she can get her mum to pray for her giggle

Rae is such a beautiufl name J9. And heck no!!! date a 17 year old. Oh No. Not date at all LOL :).

I just got a little freaked out about a thread here recently about a gal and a guy that want to date, she is 13 he is 17. I just can't imagine!! :eek:

Its ok she can get her mum to pray for her giggle

LOl Yup and throw lots of holy water on me :).

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I just got a little freaked out about a thread here recently about a gal and a guy that want to date, she is 13 he is 17. I just can't imagine!!!!!!!:eek:

LOL then earlier while me and j were on skype I tell her I met my ex at 14 and he was 18 lol and I was with him till I was 23 giggle j is now disgusted by me :D I'm so proud tee hee

I just got a little freaked out about a thread here recently about a gal and a guy that want to date, she is 13 he is 17. I just can't imagine!!!!!!!:eek:

J-9 - I don't blame you for a second. I am one of 5 and I could never understand why mom would spaz so much. And I mean spaz. She had me such a mess I was afraid to look at a boy thinking I would get pregnant LOL. Duh. That was only last year... hee hee, just kiddn. But Mom was REALLY strict but now I am so glad. All 5 of us did real well.
I didn't date really till I was on my own, but when my sisters did, they had to walk. My sister and her date. She did not let them get into the car. LOL. But you know, she had to handle it the best she knew.

She would go on and on and on and on. I promise you I had no clue what that women was talking about. LOL.

Oh anyway, J-9 you are doing beautiful!!

LOL then earlier while me and j were on skype i tell her i met my ex at 14 and he was 18 lol and i was with him till i was 23 giggle j is now disgusted by me :D im so proud tee hee


No, you were probably very mature for your age CBW. I mean mentally.

No, you were probably very mature for your age CBW. I mean mentally.

MMMMMMM I knew about safe sex lol and I never got pregnant :eek: I don't agree with what I did but then my parents also knew that he wouldn't let any harm come to me

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OH MY GOD

Apparently boys there are different than boys here. Boys here have NO respect, for the most part that is. Many do, but it is a different day in age. CBW that was eons ago that you were 14, well, maybe only 10 years (I won't tell the truth I promise) but times have changed.

Ask Ben if he will allow Millie to date a boy 4 years older than her. Well, I better shut my mouth, Johnny is 4 years older than Millie.

I mean more mature then most your age. More together. If that makes sense.
Believe it or not, I was for mine. Due to necessity. We talked before about that CBW.

It may have be the very right thing for you CBW. It may have kept you safe. If that makes sense. My first boyfriend was a whole lot older than me and I think it kept me safe.

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OH MY GOD

I fell off my chair!!

Johnny is in the bath singing

"We are crabby we are mean"

Like a little soldier. OMG, I wish we were on SKYPE!!

"Okay dudes, Line up!!" "Hut one Hut two"

Apparently boys there are different than boys here. Boys here have NO respect, for the most part that is. Many do, but it is a different day in age. CBW that was eons ago that you were 14, well, maybe only 10 years (I won't tell the truth I promise) but times have changed.

Ask Ben if he will allow Millie to date a boy 4 years older than her. Well, I better shut my mouth, Johnny is 4 years older than Millie.


J9 you have a very good point. I have noticed just on this site, the young men from overseas are just incredible (Geoff, Skell) They take my breath away with what good men they are. And to be so young. But we do have our Chuff :) who is also such a good guy. They sure didn't have that caliber when I was there age.

LOL mmmmmmmmm no comment like the stinky finger did you j huh ;)
Bless my boy he sings so well I'm off to bed my sweets be good xxxxxxx loves you

LOL mmmmmmmmm no comment like the stinky finger did ya j huh ;)
bless my boy he sings so well im off to bed my sweets be good xxxxxxx loves ya

Night sweetie - Sweet dreams!

Good morning my spam flavoured monkeys :)

OMG, another new Looney Member to add to AMHD!!

It is just another looney day!!

Tee hee we are attracting them aren't we

Looney tunes. How is everyone's Mother's Day going?

Not mothers day here lol that was back in march :)

We are playing with trolls!!

Lol more like tormenting them hell she even looks like a big ole nasty troll have you seen her myspace pictures lol

I wasn't sure if the UK had it there today or not. What day in March? I'll tell you, those Hallmark people know a good thing when they see it. Have Mother's Day on different days all around the world. Keeps sales up!

Well, I will have to go and see what you ladies are up to...

Hehehehehe I don't know it was some time in march I'm so cack with dates lol

Can we say DIET!?

Now J, don't be cruel. I see what you girls are talking about though. I need to check her posts but I am sure the really intolerant ones have been deleted.

LMAO she needs lypo not a bloody diet

No, Ruby, they have been left up. She started this morning. We tried to be nice and give her the rules, then all hell broke loose

Giggle its such fun

It is fun, but in a sense cruel that we are making a mockery of this person. However, I refuse to let anyone push their beliefs on me. Several of us had tried to ask her to calm down, but it obviously blew up in our faces.

Now, where is Chippers, I guess the concert hasn't started yet.

Oh, lookie lookie who's a looking now!!

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