YouTube - Cheeky Monkey.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SugcgHsIMGc)

YouTube - Code Monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA)

giggle giggle


OMG Laura - Loooooove Cheeky Monkey... OMG!! Too funny!

I can't open any of my PM's. :(

I can't open any of my PM's. :(

Why?

OOOOOOOO ruby have you broken the site huh huh

Only one Monkey girl showed up for the photo shoot - gosh I love Monkeys...

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/37000/37237GLnk_w.jpg

Naughty I'm not keen on having my picture taken lol

LOL - How cute is she??

(hides behind the sofa)

I bet Ruby would find you :)

Sniffing out monkeys is my specialty.

LMAO specially boy monkeys when she has her special frying pan to hand

Guess she likes them hot:rolleyes:

OMG!!

I leave to pick up the kids from school and I have HOURS of catching up to do here!!

LOL

LOL oh my well that's what you get for skipping off tee hee

Hmm. Hot monkey? I don't think I follow. :p

Poor cappy, do you think he is going to get upset by the signature tags? If he really thinks I am going to come after him in ANY way, he might just get a tad nervous here.

Hot with a big red butt lol

We are the monkey girls we are the monkey girls...

CBW - What you think? You know him pretty well.

Will we make the monkey go bananas?? :(

Boo Hoo, I can't get my mokey pic to load, how do you all do that?

Nah he will be fine he will just roll his eyes and say crazy ladys lol

I told him I'm going to start a monkey lover club lol

Monkey's and Frying Pans... my favorite combination! Just stumbled onto this post and I'm diggin it! Everyone needs to escape to the Looney Bin and just have at it once in a while... good job ladies!

Okay I stink at giving assistance j_9 but I will try.

First, I copy the web-site where the pic is (http:... )

Then - I go back to my post

Then - I click on the square thing on the tool bar of the post where we type

Then - I little box pops up

Then ( sorry to keep typing then... it helps me think LOL )... okay... Then I paste the web-site where the pic is from and insert it into the post.

Iyi yi... sorry... told you... I stink at this. PU

Well, that's good. But, he does avoid me like the plague. What? Does he think I am going to track him down in the UK? Tell I don't make any more overseas flights so he has nothing to worry about.

Hey! I don't see any pics. What is J_9 talking about?

(((((((((((((mom)))))))))))))

Well, that's good. But, he does avoid me like the plague. What? Does he think I am going to track him down in the UK? Tell I don't make any more overseas flights so he has nothing to worry about.

Hey! I don't see any pics. What is J_9 talking about?

He loves you really ruby he just says he does have to work and doesn't have time to play mmmmmmmm I thought all monkeys liked to monkey around...

Mommy, did you bring the pork butt to throw on the grill? J_9 has it all fired up.

Ive got sweet chili chicken kebabs to put on the grill with a couple of bottles of pink fizz in the chiller :D

Ty CBW. Now I don't feel so so bad. I thought monkeys liked to monkey around too. But, this one. He too serious monkeyboy.

So, I just won the "Moral Superiority Award" by one of the posters on this board because I told her that as a mistress she was at the bottom of the totem pole. I think it was supposed to be a put down... I feel so honored... I told her I would proudly accept the award since I never win anything, I even thanked the academy!

My question is, should it go on my mantle or is that showing off a bit?

Ha don't feel bad he loves being the centre of attention really after all he is male ;)

Mmmmm chicken mmmmm fizz mmmm chicken mmmm fizz mmmm MONKEY mmmm

Yep, the pork butt has been rubbed by yours truly and is ready to be fired up!

SHOW IT ALL OFF BABY! We should wear our scars proudly.

ty CBW. Now I don't feel so so bad. I thought monkeys liked to monkey around too. But, this one. He too serious monkeyboy.


See, he does love you Ruby. He is a hard worker. But that's a good thing :)

So, I just won the "Moral Superiority Award"
I just KNEW you were superior!! Way to go girl!!


should it go on my mantle or is that showing off a bit?!
On the mantle of course. Make sure you have track lighting to show it off even more!!

http://www.tanmonkey.com/images/monkey/funny_monkey.jpg

Pmsl oh my god J that is the silliest monkey yet...

I just KNEW you were superior!!!! Way to go girl!!!


On the mantle of course. Make sure you have track lighting to show it off even more!!!

http://www.tanmonkey.com/images/monkey/funny_monkey.jpg

Crack me up woman! That little monkey looks like a professor I had once in college, complete with the black and white hair and goofy look on his face!

There, that is me trying to look like Paris Hilton holding her monkey boy!!

So, I just won the "Moral Superiority Award" by one of the posters on this board because I told her that as a mistress she was at the bottom of the totem pole. I think it was supposed to be a put down...I feel so honored...I told her I would proudly accept the award since I never win anything, I even thanked the academy!

My question is, should it go on my mantle or is that showing off a bit?!

Speech... SPEACH... SPEACH!!

http://www.juniper.net/company/presscenter/awards/images/gra_comp_aw7_nl.jpg

Crack me up woman! That little monkey looks like a professor I had once in college, complete with the black and white hair and goofy look on his face!

He reminds my of my high school algebra teacher.

I think he should be the loony bin mascot J :D

I just KNEW you were superior!!!! Way to go girl!!!


On the mantle of course. Make sure you have track lighting to show it off even more!!!

http://www.tanmonkey.com/images/monkey/funny_monkey.jpg

Oh... MY... God. How cute!!

I got to get me one!

Great Idea Cbw!!

Kiss me, Hug me, LOOOOOOOOOVE me!!

http://www.tanmonkey.com/images/monkey/funny_monkey.jpg

Oh CBW I love it. Yes, he is the mascot. Gosh darn he is cute. He looks like such a thinker!

J can you alter your original post and put him in??

Who is up for a game of POKER!!

http://homepage.myeastern.com/%7Eextsearch/Poker-Face-Monkey.jpg

He needs a name!!

Hey! Where did you find that picture of me J_9? Online? Crap. I got to go check and see who done it in the first place. I'll sue! Right to privacy you know.

Dr M the monkey

Okay, let's name him first then I will edit my post and put him in.

"Four score and seven years ago..uh, wrong speech.. My fellow Monkey Lovers, I stand humbled before you... You love me...you really love me!!!"

I've never been given an award for refusing to blow sunshine up a person's a$$!

Sorry Ruby, I forgot you sent that picture in confidence!!

Who is up for a game of POKER!!!!!!!!

http://homepage.myeastern.com/%7Eextsearch/Poker-Face-Monkey.jpg

Oh my God... I am soooooooooo in love! Soooo cute!

LMAO MOM make the most of it hunny you never know what tomorrow brings

"
I've never been given an award for refusing to blow sunshine up a person's a$$!

ROFLMFAO, Mom!!

I have got to meet you when I come to San Fran this summer!!

"Four score and seven years ago..uh, wrong speech.. My fellow Monkey Lovers, I stand humbled before you... You love me...you really love me!!!"

I've never been given an award for refusing to blow sunshine up a person's a$$!

LOL -ooooh Sorry Mom----- Think they cut you off with the music... eeek!

Great speech though :)

This is a public announcement... Please report to dr makebelieve when entering the loonybin :D

Well, for those of you not familiar with The Lounge, it was a place to relax, have fun, no serious discussions.

I have thought about opening a second location. This one is called the Looney Bin. A place to have fun in between serious posts.

I guess it is obvious that I am on Spring Break with no where to go other than here or my books.

Please, pull up a chair, grab a glass of kool-aid, and join in. I am currently taking orders for Bar-B-que, favorite flavors of Kool-aid, and anything else you would like to just have fun with.

Come on in, let's have fun.


http://www.tanmonkey.com/images/monkey/monkey-nerd.jpg

TIME TO MONKEY AROUND!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/daisy.gif

Oh J-9 that is sooooooooo perfect.

My stomach hurts from laughing!!

At 3:14 pm, Momincali has literally entered the Looney Bin, my mother-in-law just pulled up, unannounced, of course, with one of her cronies, got to run! Let's hope I don't say something she'll regret!!

WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE aren't we just such a cool crowd lol

Or Dr. Schizo

See, he lives in the highest tower of the really Looney Bin right here.

http://www.state.tn.us/mental/graphics/west.jpg

Guys, since this is the "Looney Bin" do you think we have room for one more.

Look at this poor thing... LOL. Can she join the Looney bin too?? Looks like she answered one too many post, don't you think?

http://rmeek141.home.comcast.net/ShockedMonkey.JPG

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/monkey/angrymonkey.jpg


There. NYAH. I told you I would use this picture of you J_9 if you forced me to! Girls, she was in a very bad mood at Christmas because Santa told her she would only get coal in her stocking. She is a very bad and angry monkey.

Oh my God, Ruby I love it.

A looney with such class. Oh my God.

Oh dear me I don't think I can cope I need to go p before I tiddle on the sofa

oh dear me i dont think i can cope i need to go p before i tiddle on the sofa


Are they not the absolute best!! I love their expressions!

RUBY!!
http://www.perlgurl.org/archives/blogpics/showmonkey.jpg

IT WAS A BAD DAY, OKAY. All right ALREADY!!

We can all get monkey pics for our photos!!

LMAO!!

I love yours AH. Actually, that and J_9's with the eyeglasses are the best so far.

Oh my Ruby - You better post a question to PrettyLady about "how can I get rid of a bad dye job" Oh you poor poor thing!

Oooh. Love that new one J. I may just have to change my avitar to something else. Poor Booboo princess.

How cute is my little monkey... Where can I get one??

MMMMMMMMM my monkey isn't clear enough off to find another...

CBW... love it!

What a happy little monkey family we are!!

Anyone want to buy millie one of these lol

BuyCostumes -- Organ Grinder Monkey Toddler Costume (http://www.buycostumes.com/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=18159&PCatID=house%20ad&ccatid=childanimalcostumes)

OMG CBW! I piddled with that one. I am trying to find one. Give me time.

Oh, AH, you look so sweet. What a sweet little monkey you are. Even taking time to smell the roses!!

Anyone wanna buy millie one of these lol

BuyCostumes -- Organ Grinder Monkey Toddler Costume (http://www.buycostumes.com/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=18159&PCatID=house%20ad&ccatid=childanimalcostumes)


Oh CBW , how darn cute. She would look adorable in it!!

Lol, a lot of posts...

Oh my they do a cheeta too so cute so cute

Oh, AH, you look so sweet. What a sweet little monkey you are. Even taking time to smell the roses!!!!!


J_9 She was a little sweetie. Just wanted to squeeze her. But I think I fell in love with this little guy. Talk about bad hair day!

Welcome to the Looney Bin Laxmasta!!

Come on in and monkey around!!

Yes, AH. I like yours best.

Giggle there all sweet

Oh my heavens Ruby - Could it get any cuter. So confident... I love it :)

You are right CBW. I kind of do like yours with the gun too. So many monkeys. So hard to choose.

LOL lots of monkeying around

They are all so darn cute! I couldn't make up my mind and changed again LOL.

We need to have a monkey party. What do they have at monkey parties?

Monkey nutts chuckle's to herself mmmm nutts

Ruh roh.

And some monkey cupcakes?

http://buzzville.typepad.com/buzzville/images/cupcakes_2.jpg

Oh no they look way to cute to eat lol

Let the dancing begin :):)

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/p/partyanimalsdt.jpg

Oh my word I'm dreading going to bed I'm going to miss all the fun lol

Those two kind of look like me and ben at our wedding party lol

Oh how cuuuuuute.

Our first couple. I just love it :)
What was your song CBW?

I like those. Where the heck are you coming up with all these pics AH? I am having trouble locating them. When I tried to change my avitar again, the file was too big. :(

Far to drunk to remember to be honest it was an emotional day there were only 5 of my family there the other 70 were bens side lol

Ruby do a Google image search lol

All I do... is go to Google... type in what I want... like "monkey party"... and click on "Images" instead of web. It brings all kinds of pictures up.

Is owning a monkey illegal?? I so love them.

Far to drunk to remember to be honest it was an emotional day there were only 5 of my family there the other 70 were bens side lol

And they all love you CBW :) That's all that matters.

Yah. I was googling but I guess I have to be more creative with my search.
I think you need a special license to own a monkey, but I don't know. You have to check your local laws.

No you can have monkeys as pets in fact there was a add our local paper not long back selling capuchin's lol

I would have to be a stay at home Mommy. Couldn't let him home alone all day :(

Oh I just had a thought I have a great monkey soft toy upstairs I feel a millie and the monkey pic coming on tomorrow :D

Ruby,

Your little guy just cracks me up with her doo. Way too cute. All kinds of proud :)

Oh i just had a thought i have a great monkey soft toy upstairs i feel a millie and the monkey pic coming on tommorow :D


Oh Yes Laura. That would be so cute!! Put it on your to do list :D

Oh yes and on that note I'm going to head to bed and lay my monkey brain to rest night my sweet's xxxxxxx

Oh yes and on that note im gonna head to bed and lay my monkey brain to rest night my sweet's xxxxxxx

Sweet dreams :)

Here in the US, I don't know if you can have them as pets without a special permit.

Think I am going to get some monkey rest myself.

Thank you one and all for the smiles and laughter today :)

You are all very special :)

Here in the US, I don't know if you can have them as pets without a special permit.

Your probably right there Ruby. Guess I will just have to settle for a trip to the zoo :)

But they sure are special creatures.

Have a great night!!

Have a good night! Sorry CBW. Missed night night.

Good morning my little monkey lovers how are you all this bright and sparkly morning?

You're all really weird.

But I love you

Giggle you missed the monkey cup cakes :(

But i love you


We love you too Cap. :)

Oh yes we all gave you special green love yesterday too :D

Good morning my little monkey lovers how are you all this bright and sparkly morning??


Good Morning CBW :)

Special Morning hugs to you and all.

Saw Chippers posting, so very sad about her Mom.

Hope the day goes well for all of you.

Im sure she will be fine bless her, how are you doing this bright and monkiesh Saturday morning?

Not bad my dear. Having my coffee and then it's off to the supermarket. Woohoo, the excitement is too much for my monkey heart :).

Hope the day is good to you there CBW. What are you up to today?

The normal Saturday things washing cleaning playing I might even get ben to get the car outside the house and give it a dam good clean its disgusting we have had it 2 years and he hasn't once cleaned out the inside I've managed to get to it once but its really vile and there's no excuse except he is a lazy...

LOL - You crack me up CBW.

Doing pretty much the same thing here today.

Way too much fun :(

Car's all done, he took it off for a wash too and millie hated it lol I've sent him out to do food shopping I have to go finish cleaning the kitchen and sorting the washing woo hoo aren't I lucky..

I do not have any monkey pictures. Honest though my lion is a friendly lion. He will not bite. Just call me Leo, the lion. Roar.

Oh not as lucky as me http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/IGS/IGS502/IS282-072.jpg

I get to unload the grocieries... put all the crap away... do the wash... make his weekly cake... clean bathroom - and all other rooms... quietly... as the King has a restful sleep... and when His Majesty arises... I have the honor of making his breakfast... then I get to clean some more... just enough time to start dinner... :eek:

Could I be any luckier lol.

I do not have any monkey pictures. Honest though my lion is a friendly lion. He will not bite. Just call me Leo, the lion. Roar.


Ohhhh I love lions tooooo. You can be the lion... that works perfectly. Girl monkeys with the manly lion... rooooooaaaaar. LOL

Hehehehehehehe Lions are great millie likes lions

Tell millie that this lion wants to say hello.

We are the monkey girls. We are the monkey girls.

MWAH cappy. MWAH JH lion man.

We are the monkey girls. We are the monkey girls.

I am thinking of starting a cappy fan club.

I told cappy last night that we were thinking of a fan club lol wouldn't it be nice to get all this attention tee hee...

Howdy, my gun toting monkey girlfriend. Yes. I think Cappy deserves some positive attention for a while. I will be nice and put my frying pan away or maybe use it on some other unsuspecting individual. Where are those proselytizers when you needs 'em?

He is a sweet little monkey after all he deserves some ear tickling and a few bannanas :D

How's your day going crazy hair monkey lady?

Slow start, gun toting monkey mama. Will have to sign off soon and get my lazy bum in gear. Looks to be a beyootiful day in the neighborhood today. Must take advantage of the nice weather when it decides to show.

Hehehhehehe can't possibly believe your bums lazy ;)

Lazy & fat. If I wasn't I wouldn't be sitting here all the time.

Giggle giggle you are a naughty monkey telling little lies like that you're a busy bee really

No fat, lazy, boobs hang in my lap when sitting at the 'puter. Make a great elbow rest.

We are the monkey girls we are the monkey girls...
Calling all monkey girls its check in time giggle

Woohoo! Bad hair day for me again. Can't seem to get it to curl right.

We are the monkey girls! We are the monkey girls!

I'm here... I'm here :0

p.s. Oh Ruby, when I see your little Monkey on post, I just crack up. Too cute for words.

Monkey Allheart is present :)

So be yours. Just want to rub those little monkey bellies.

Monkey Girl reporting for duty!!

I'll have a short duty, got to go to a birthday party, drop my girls off to babysit, and study.

Party? Party? Whip out those cupcakes! Yee ha!

LOL Yeh, J_9 - Take the monkey cupcakes with you :) Enjoy the party :)

Monkey hugs to CBW and Ruby - I have to get some more things done - hope to be back later :)

Monkey girl relievd of duty. Time for party duty (5 year old) and Mommy duty.

BBL

I feel so alone! I guess I will have to do some crazy monkey dancing for a while all by meeself. Boohoo. Dance, monkey girl, dance! Aw heck. No fun. Guess I better get some more work done too.

Giggle hey hey were the monkeys...

J_9 is back! I saw her sneaking around the boards. Hey J, where b my party hat and my party favor? Huh? Where?

We are the monkey girls, we are the monkey girls.

What party hat, what party favors, *burp*

Hey all was up!!

LOL j is busy getting abuse

Ooooo and she has been having an internet threesom with my husbend giggle she has been a cheeky monkey ;)

What's up with da burp? Ya got beer? Margaritas? Chimichangas? What's left over? Since you are the Hostess with the Mostest in this joint, you need to come across with sometink! Be polite.

Hey, baby, I got it ALL!!

WHA!! Is Curly cheatin' on you with anodder woman? WHA!! :eek:

Ooooooo. She got it all! Whaddaya got. Monkey girl hungry.

LOL its OK I gave them permission pmsl

Ummm, Morphine, Dilaudid, oxycontin, thorazine.

Oops, sorry that is what I am studying for my test on Monday.

I have ribs, wet and dry... beer, baked beans, cole slaw, typical party food.

Oh, yeah, TEQUILA!!

Lets get this party started... dances round the room singing... we are the monkey girls we are the monkey girls...

Woo Hoo! Da Party Is On! Hit Me Wid A Shot, Baby!

Shot of tequila with a chaser of tequila sunrises

Ruby not a great choice of words when my monkey has his hands full lol

How about some vodka jellys :D

Whatevah you gots, I takes.

By the way, I meant to ask you and Ben if you like a nice dry red table wine?

Cough ruby dear have you been taking typing lessons of the lovely teens giggle giggle or have you been at the bottle all afternoon??

I am going to leave you guys to your outragious drinking and take the old man to bed its 1.30am and I'm tierd xxxxxxxxx

Ruby, DRY is a term used for describing whites, not reds.
White styles are basically dry, medium and sweet with the bits between.
Reds on the other hand are classified by body.
Light, medium and full with a few others.
Most of the time when a red is described as "dry", its due to the amount of tannin it contains (high).
Tannins decrease over time in the aging process.

So I love big full bodied Reds mostly Shiraz, Zinfandel and Cabernet sauvignon, but I never pass up trying something new or different and NEVER ever say no to a fully mature Class Growth Claret ;)

Since you are occupied, I will give you info on this:

Dogajolo of Tuscany, 2005. "Made from 80% Sangiovese grapes blended with 20% Cabernet Savignon grown on dry farmed, hillside vineyards in cental Tuscany. Fruity and well balance, with hints of berries, coffees, vanilla, and spice, are matched with a supple tanin structure and a long finish. This young 'Super-Tuscan' wine shows at its best with full-flavored dishes such as roasts, grilled meats, cold cuts and tomato based Italian specialties such as pizza and pasta."

*Hic* Don't know about all that *hic* stuff. But it, *hic* is mighty tasty. *hic* Reasonably *hic* priced. Lovely.

I LOVE Shiraz too.

I found this wine while on my last visit to NY. I think if you appreciate a sangiovese too, you will like this if you haven't tried it. Let me know what you think of it if you do decide to try it. I would be interested in your opinion.

Nighty night children.

By the way Ben. The "dry" description is on the label. Dry Red Table Wine of Tuscany.

Giggle ruby you need to come here on holiday we could show you what wine is reallly about you probably wouldn't remember any of it mind you giggle

Good Morning all of you beautiful Monkeys :).

On the subject of wine :)... I love a couple of glasses of white zinfendel (did I spell that right?) I like more on the sweet side. Hubby's friends gets that homemade red stuff, UGH!
Everyone loves it (hubby doesn't drink wine). But most people just love the homemade stuff. I am the oddball, to me it taste like it could heal open wounds. But I do love my zinfendel.

To be honest, I always thought "dry" referred to red. But I really never paid much mind to it. That's an interesting little tidbit to know, thanks :). And think I'll mosey on to the "what have you learnt from this site :) ".

Do you guys like the homemade red wine? Why is it so strong? It is so tart, my face doesn't go back to its normal expression for days :eek:

Many monkey hugs to all

Yucky I don't think I've ever tasted a nice home made wine giggle.
Im with you on the sweeter stuff Allheart I love pink zin love it even more when it is fizzy and sweet oooooo yum bens parents bring back fab pink fizz from france its so tasty and sweet but its got one hell of a kick after three bottles giggle ;)
Yum yum its to early to be thinking about booze giggle

LOL it is a bit early :)

How do you get it to fizz :) ?

I can drink more when I eat. One time, hubby and I were out eating, he was drinking his beer, and I was being a nice young lady drinking my glass (es) of wine. We're talking.. eating... ordering more beer and glasses of wine... and the lovely waitress comes back and says to me, " Honey, it would be cheaper if you just bought the bottle" LOL
She was right, but still!! :) LOL.

LOL when we go out to eat we buy a bottle you get more and pay less lol
Ah its basically cheap french sparkling wine they descovered it a few years ago but ooooo its scrummy and less than 2 dollars a bottle giggle that's what makes it even better :D
Ive always been a sucker for pink champage but that wine is my second favourite the amount of that stuff I drank at our wedding party was scary bens mum couldn't believe I was still standing but then neither could I ;)

LOL :). The adrealin probably kept you going.

Well, I better get this day started.

Hope it's good to you.

For some odd reason I have this craving for a yummy glass of wine at 6 am :):)

Many hugs!

Giggle now if you had said a bottle of bear I would have asked if I were talking to Mr Allheart giggle...
Have a good day I'm going to go get madam dressed and start our day too :) I need to vacume again as millie has trashed the place again tee hee
Have a good day hunny monkey xxxxxxx

Well, when you all decide to check back here, I am just adding my opinion. I don't really like sweet wines unless I am having dessert. I can take it when I am eating some fruit and dessert cheeses. I am not big into champagne or the bubblies.

My tastes lean more toward what Ben was describing. I love a good shiraz and a good merlot. I am hardly the expert that Ben is. But, I guess it would be a fair statement to say I have been drinking longer than he has! :p So, at any rate, I know what I like. When friends visit, I scour the stores for reasonably priced wines and we do our own wine tasting sessions. That wine I was describing was served at a friend's house with dinner. I like chiantis but it is not my wine of choice. But, it was the first time in a while that a wine really caught my attention. It was so reasonably priced that I went and bought of a case of it. I rarely do that. So, CBW, reading what you prefer, I think it is a safe assumption that you will not like this wine. This is a very bold, full flavored wine. Ben might like it. If you are interested in it, and can find it, I really would value your opinion. And, if there are any that you are bowled over by, I would very much like to know what they are. A friend is coming for a visit in a week and it would be nice to have some new suggestions to try out.

Oh, and by the way,. good morning, good afternoon, good evening... all.

We are the monkey girls! We are the monkey girls! Doo woppity do do do!

Oh I never said I didn't like red wine after the job both me and ben did we had the ability to taste wines from all over the world on someone else's exspence I just have to be in the right mood for red and it has to be a ozzi red at that darenberg is to die for but then so's is the headache next morning.
White wines must be from new zealand to make my palet happy and pink well if its pink its pink some of the most heavy wines can be of pink style and extreamly heavy in alcahol volume to.
This is who we both worked for and also how we met and so the storybegan. Oddbins Wine Merchant (http://www.oddbins.com)
Look up bloody good when you open it up drewl that's one of my most favourite ever ever and its american :D and this is there website drewl drewl if only it was possible to ship it giggle https://www.bonnydoonvineyard.com/

Hehehe Ruby, true you are of mre advanced age than I but in my career I have tried over 50,000 different wines ;)

Thank ye for the links, CBW. Most appreciated indeedy!

Okay CB, there is no question that I am a bit longer in the tooth than you are. All I have to do is look at my boobies sitting neatly in my lap while I type this out. So, all in all, what do you think? Does that make you the bigger lush or me? Unfortunately, my comment isn't limiting my experience to wine. ;) heehee

Lol, that was funny ruby

Good day to you laxmasta. Are you here to monkey around too? Let's do the crazy monkey dance together! Don't you want your hair to look like mine?

Hehehehehehe boony doon rocks if you have the time to sample some of his stuff be prepared to have wonderous things happen to you giggle your hair might even turn standy upie just like your monkey giggle

Why do you think I picked that particular avitar? My hair is already standee uppie. I don't have any pictures of myself so I found one that is as close a match as possible to the real me. Do you think it will hurt my chances of finding a date to the prom?:(

So, all in all, what do you think? Does that make you the bigger lush or me?
Hmmm difficult, but seeing how it was my profession, I guess that honour's all yours ;)

Giggle nah any guy that doesn't fall for those cute hair tips is mental ;)

Thank you Ben. I will wear my honors most proudly and with as much distinction as I can muster in this old toothless head of mine.

Thank you CBW for your vote of confidence. I am thinking if I go braless, between that and my hair, I might catch some fancy man's eye.

... and away to the ball we shall go tra la la la la...

LMAO just stay away from your workmen like that or the wolf whistles will be defening ;)

My workmen are all as toothless as I am. Can you still whistle without teeth? I don't know. I am trying but it is awfully hard. My mouth keeps collapsing inward every time I try to do it.

Giggle they might just give you a gummy grin then ;)

Yes. That will work for me. I actually prefer the ones with the nubbins like mine. Imagine all the wonderful possibilites that nubbins offer up.

LMFAO you with your nubbins and j with her nobs blimey what a pair you are

As I saw so many monkeys hanging around I just came by to say hi my fellow monkeys !
:D

Hello Nindzha my fine belly monkey friend. Can I rub your big old belly there? You kind of remind me of my friend Buddha. If I rub your belly, will it bring me good luck?

But of course it will.
You know my picture is from the cover of Life magazine, when I was the monkey of the year 1987. It was taken just as I showed my wonder belly to the crowd.

Giggle we are the monkey girls we are the monkey girls...

I could show my belly to the world too, but I think everybody would pass out.

You keep that belly tucked away its full of junk food giggle ;)

How very monkey handsome you are Nindzha.

Now we are the monkey girls with a couple o' monkey fellas. We need more of the fellas so we can really have a huge monkey swinging party. Nindzha can swing from the lampshade, while CBW can swing from the rooftop. I will swing from the balcony. When we are all done with our swinging we can all gather round and do the crazy monkey dance.

Uh oh. The lion has shown his big full head. We are in trouble now. We have to be quiet monkeys or the lion will gobble us up. Boohoo.

We could monkey tickle the lion and make him giggle

LOL CBW - I'm in!

Do you think it would work? It would be nice to think it would. I would like to get back to my carefree swinging from balcony and my monkey dancing.

Let the party begin :)

http://www.carlocksbakery.com/pics/cakes/bannans.jpg

Oh my word YUMMY lol

I think it's official...

Allheart has finally lost it :)

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

This lion is tickelish. Very very tickelish. It is working so far.

CBW, OH MY I WILL DO MY BEST TO TUCK MY BELLY IN.

Giggle you better had Joe monkeys have very tickly fingers you know ;)

Allheart hell women did you ever have it I know I never have ;)

I take care of two monkeys here. I promise allheart you will get some pics of the monkeys during the week. Same with you Cbw. We have lots more pics from visiting family last night.

The monkeys are doing good but the Lion has been tired all day, until he got tickeled. Now you have really done it.

Nope - never did - so now I am even more off track than ever :) but more fun this way!

I take care of two monkeys here. I promise allheart you will get some pics of the monkeys during the week. Same with you Cbw. We have lots more pics from visiting family last night.

The monkeys are doing good but the Lion has been tired all day, until he got tickeled. Now you have really done it.


Look forward to it Joe :)

Love your signature!!

Off to bed with you mr lion ask lily monkey to brush your main and make you look pretty ;)

Allheart,

I think the signature suits me. Thank you.

Joe - I think it is perfect!

Well I must get some more things done before the week starts.

Hope to catch all of you in a bit - If I don't, have a good night!!

OMG A LION!! OOOAAAAAOOOA
Don't hurt us oh mighty lion.

Goodnight everybody. Today was supposed to be major cleaning but with working 12 hours shifts and only getting 2 hours a sleep a day. My body and mind are aching for more rest and sleep. I have been sick a lot probably because of the stress.

At least I have a bunch of monkeys here to tickle it out of me.

Love all the monkeys here.

OMG A LION !!!!!!!!!! OOOAAAAAOOOA
Dont hurt us oh mighty lion.

Remember my signature. My roar is bigger. My bite is harmless. Lol

Especially considering this lion takes care of two monkeys at home.

Lol

Well, I for one am glad to see that roar is bigger than the bite. Nice lion *pet* nice lion. Shhhh. *pet* good lion. Nice lion. Go to sleep lion. *pet*



Okay, who has the barbque sauce. Pass it along to me. We will eat like Kings tonight by eating the King! Then, when our bellies are full we can get back to our crazy monkey dancing.

Are you saying your going to eat me. :eek:

I could go make up some bbq sauce if you like? Do you want real bbq or fiery bbq?

I guess the lion is being ignored now. I guess that is a hint for me to go away now. I thought I would be invited to this monkey party, but not as dinner. Lol

Welcome King of the felines!!

Lions are always welcome to monkey parties!!

LOL shut up feeling sorry for yourself you silly soppy lion and grab a slice of cake just don't roar in my ear ill cry I have a monkey headache ;)

Sorry soppy lion. I took a bit of a break. I thought you went to sleep and wouldn't hear me again for a while. CBW, any b-b-q would be scrumptious I think. Although I like my bbq sweet and spicy. Ymmm. Lion cabob.

Ah sweet and spicey and sticky when on ribs slurp... the only way :D

You are monkey kaboob. Lol

Lion family tells me it tastes just like chicken. Ha ha ha.

I am awake again.. lol

Okay, I am happy with cake. It will keep me quite for a while until I have the poops because of the sugar.

Lion poopy, monkey poopy. Let's all poop and do the crazy monkey dance. The monkey poopy dance.

LOL just don't ask me to change any diapers/nappys...

But you know how to do it so well. AND, the lion is way too big for my little monkey hands to try to change his nappy.

Ha I don't do boy bums lol

Lol Cbw.

The lion monkey poopy dance.

LMAO Lion. Although that first poopy looks suspiciously like the pitbull poopy outside my back door.

You caught me. I could not find any real monkey pooh, so I had to go with the doggy pooh.

:eek:Allheart:eek:

Wait a minuite... I am so sorry... I just saw all the words... does it mean something else... honest... OH My God.

Should I delete it... Help, I need to look at it again.

I am so sorry. I just saw the cute little monkeys face. I'm sorry. I just saw the mans bits thing. I am so red (laughing too).

I never saw anything like that. Oh my God. I am sorry again. I deleted it. I am sorry.

Lol, I am sure there is a lot of spanking going on. To advertise it. OMG. Lol

Allheart, I would leave it there. It is funny. Lol funny. I would leave it up there for some ----- and giggles.

Joe

Come on allheart. Put it back up there. Please. Not that I want to order it or anything, just for the laugh.

Joe

But I really didn't know... honest. I never even knew about "monkey". Oh never mind.
I can't put it back up. Oh my God!! LOL.

p.s. Why would you spank it.

I just thought if one of the Monkey girls got outa line... I thought it was a Monkey joke.
I feel soooo stupid.!

Lmao oh Allheart I love you put it bak up j_9 will pee herself laughing

Okay allheart, please please calm down. I feel like I am the cat and you're the lion.

It was funny. It was a joke. There is no reason to feel down or stupid. OMG women, I thought my wife was pmsing. Lol

Please find the pic and put it back up or I will get something even better and put it up myself. Lol

You want all the monkeys and the lion to be happy, right.

Okay. I didn't get back in time before AH deleted her post. Although from reading the thread I think I have a pretty good idea. AH, were you talking about

Spanking the monkey.

I just saw the little Monkey face... and spank the monkey. I sware I had NO idea. And then when I saw Joe's reaction, I looked closer... and saw man's bits. Oh my God.

10 - 9- 8... it's coming DOWN!

I think I just wet myself that has to be the funniest thing ever

OMG. ROFLMAO. AH did anyone explain to you yet what this means honey?

Spanking the monkey

Hey. I think that is a very reasonable price in exchange for a lifetime of pleasure.