If not happier, at least quite a bit more relaxed! :D hee hee

Omg... I'm laughing, it hurts...

"Masturbation! The drug of the future!"

LMAO! "The drug of the ages. For all ages." haha.

Shakes head you two are so silly but I love you.
Anyone heard from our lovely j today?

I miss J :(

LOL she won't protect you cap trust me she is happily join us girls in monkey abuse tee hee

:(

I'm going to go start a thread on cyber bullying :(

Good morning family.

Just stopping in before I have to take off to clinicals for the day

J! *hugs J*

((((((((((((((monkeyboy)))))))))))))

:(

I'm going to go start a thread on cyber bullying :(

One has already been started. You can join the thread. OP is "forreal".

Don't be sad Cappy. We actually love monkeys. Especially when sauteed with a bit of olive oil, mushrooms, onions, spinach,.

And garlic! Don't forget the garlic!

Mmm. Yes. Yumm. Can't forget the garlic. I also like to use a touch of sugar, adds a little more "sweet to the meat." hehehe.


How are you feeling today Synnen? Better, I hope.

Only free range monkeys please! Sinewy simians would require slow cooking, you know.

Or we could leave this disgusting turn and instead make monkey bread in effigy.


Monkey Bread

1/2 c pecans
1 ts cinnamon
1/2 c sugar
3 cn biscuits
1 ea stick of butter
1 c brown sugar

Directions:


Place pecans in bottom of Bundt pan. Combine cinnamon and sugar. Cut each biscuit into quarters and roll in sugar mixture. Stack biscuits in pan. Combine butter and brown sugar. Pour over biscuits. Bake 30-40 minutes at 350.

Mmmm. Anything monkey is okay with me. Mmmm.

Mmmm... that sounds yummy.

Much better, thanks, Ruby. I actually made it to work today! Yay!

You guys are not very nice :(

Giggle your making me hungry

Cappy, cappy, come here boy. Don't worry, I only want to give you a little scratch under the chin *(as she raises the frying pan over her head to deliver the death whack)*

Ruby!

Don't get hair on the frying pan! We'd have to wash it again before cooking!

Yeah to right Synn and I'm not bloody washing it up I hate washing up lol

Don't worry. I will only use the underside. And, I don't mind washing when I know the monkey is a tender one and worth the work.

Oh god I think I just tiddled myself you make me laugh so much, I'm pretty sure he will be tender after all e is a young one ;)

YOU WHO anyone out there??

Hello love, how are you today?

Im bored giggle entertain me ;)

/turns cartwheels

J Flashes her NOBS!!

I just choked oh my god your so naughty

Is cappy around? I will flash my boobies for my little monkey boy! :D

But remember dear Ruby, my bobbies are permanently perky!!

And don't call me a hag!!

LMAO Oh my word ruby you might scar him for life, and j shut up about your bloody perky tits lol if you want boi oil ;)

Lips are sealed!!

Okay I'll talk about my droopy booty?

Ya J_9, no showing off those perky items around here. Cappy may chase after you rather than me with the not so perky ones no more... boohoo. :(

Hag? Not today dear. Maybe perky boobied wench?

Giggle its OK ruby we can form our own saggy boob club lol

Cappy chase after me!! No way! Won't happen.

Twas only a matter of time before they stuck you all in a looney bin! Say, you got any of that tasty Timothy Leary Kool-Aid?

Kool-aid, now you're talking.

Hey we been in the Loony Bin and

ESCAPED, right Ruby!!

Ok is DR male?? If you are you are stepping into a whirl of women that will torment you and you will become our play thing lol

Yes... and I know exactly what I am stepping in... er, inTO! Lol

Ya, J_9 and I were in another looney bin. I think we still are.?

Oops, got to go. I'll be back.

Do you really know what you are stepping in Doctor?

Calling Doctor J, Calling Doctor J...

Code blue to room Looney

LOL with a name like Drjizzle your asking for trouble in here giggle rubs her hands with glee ;)

HELLO (echo:hello, hello, hello)

Anybody in here?

Guess I shouldn't have left.

No you shouldn't they all buggered off and left me :(

I b sorry CBW.

Love the new pic of babe, by the way.

Whose big mouth does she have, yours or bens? :p

:( My baby doesn't have a big mouth I'm going to go tell ben you insulted his daughter...

Heeheehee. So, I will rephrase. Who does she take after in the yelling your head off dept, you or ben?

**Ben is the greatest person I have ever had the honour of knowing ;)**

Well according to his mum its him apparently he was a right little s~~t when he was that age but then if you ask my mum she would say its me and its payback for all the s~~t I gave her... mmmmmm

LOL. They all say that. LOL. This is the time of life all parents of adult children love. They can visit and play and spoil, then say -- bye, bye, got to go. Then they laugh at you. Payback is a "B".

I don't know what my mums talking about I was the nice child it was my sister that was the cow god I remember them brawling on the kitchen floor I never did anything like that but then I was never bloody home giggle


heeheehee. So, I will rephrase. Who does she take after in the yelling your head off dept, you or ben?

**Ben is the greatest person I have ever had the honour of knowing ;)**

Ruby have you lost the plot?

Woo Hoo, I am a cheerleader mother. Just found out

And

Guess what

They cheer in LATIN!!

ROFLMFAO!!

LMFAO oh my Rea better come over here for a week and pick up some latin tips (chuckles)

Okay, now I am the mom of a cheerleader, track star, and swim star. Nursing student and mother of a totally active 5 year old stinky BOY!!

I think I need a nap. LOL

Nah you don't that just shows your age giggle...

Oh, my age, let's not talk about that!!

Hehehehehe your as old as you feel and hell if we were to go by mental age I think we would be around 5 with johnny ;)


On that note I'm off to bed its nearly midnight and I'm achey and tierd xxx

Good morning Good morning where the hell are all of you good morning good morning to you :D

*tips hat*

Ack! Good Morning, I think. I am so tired of not sleeping, making me a bit fuzzy. It is Cappy's fault. I can't stop dreaming about him. Those little monkey eyes are so expressive and full of wonderment... hmmm...

Kind of freaks me out. Makes me want to pull out that frying pan again.

Can anyone tell me why the alphabet is in that particular order?

Or why we nod our head to express 'yes' but shake it to say 'no'?

OR even better;

If you did manage to invent a time machine, then went back to before you were born and accidentally did something that stopped your parents from meeting, you'd instantly cease to exist right?

But then you wouldn't have existed to make a time machine, so you wouldn't have stopped your parents from meeting, so you'd exist again!

But then you would make the time machine...

So would you just start fading in and out of existence?


These are the things that keep me awake at night!

Hi I am. Hmmm. I am so sorry that you allow these things to weigh so heavily on your mind. I am not that deep or pensive. Although, I have to admit, if I did try thinking about those things it would probably put me right to sleep. Have you tried counting sheep?

... Have you tried counting sheep?

Ooh, no, those cold, black, staring eyes! :eek:

Try thinking --- lamb chop with a bit o' mint jelly.

Oooh yeah much bette... wait a minute, why would they be jumping around my bedroom? Lol!

Only think lamb chop when those cold dead staring eyes start freakin' you out.

The other way to get some rest is to watch one of George W. Bush's speeches. If that doesn't put you to sleep, I don't know what will.

Good morning everyone!! I am sorry you all did not sleep well.

Anyone up for some coffee and breakfast?

Yes please. I have had two cups and it is not really helping. Mind cranking up the espresso machine? I will have a couple of eggs over easy. Thanks for the offer.

How are you today J_9?

Oh how I love my espresso machine!! Gets me through long nights of studying.

I am doing well this morning Ruby. Going to be a beautiful day and I don't have to be kooped up in a classromm or hospital today. I think I will get some studying done then go plant some flowers.

Weather says it will be 85 today. A little too hot for me, especially for March.

Yes. Too hot for me too. I am glad you are finally getting a day to chill. I can't plant anything yet. Snow still on the ground. Planting doesn't get started until late April around here. But, the snow has melted off enough for me to start walking the property again to assess winter damage. Got to get the spring cleanup list together. Have to be careful though. My neighbor, black bear, is coming out of hibernation. :eek:

Black bears are just like puppy dogs! LOL

We had a mother grizzly and her two cubs as a neighbor one summer while living in Alaska. We had our tents up all in a circle, I looked at my friends tent as Mama and babies passed by and all I could see was a big red neon sign on their yellow tent that read DINER

Heehee. Yeah, I agree. The black bears are more afraid of us than we realize. My problem is walking with Ms. Ruby. Anything animal larger than her, scares her. Not good in a pitbull. She reacts with the fear based aggression typical of all dogs. But, it takes every ounce of my strength to reel her in.

Lamb chops I bloody hate lamb ehhehehehehe ill be back going to go do a bit of prep for tinights tea xxxxx

There that's the pork browned the leeks and mushrooms softened ready for himself to finish off later :)
Me and Millie have just been in the garden or denden as she calls it she had a quick swing and walked all around shouting denden hehehehehe
Im pooped and I'm hungry can't decide what to put in a sandwich

Capuchin

He won't come when you call him he is a naughty monkey

Okay, time to spank the monkey!! :eek:

OMG did I really just say that! :p

ROFLMAO J_9! Woo hoo.

Cough Cough you cow I choked on my sandwich then..

Wooo Hooo!!

Gotcha both back for making me choke on many occasions!!

J_9, you even upset Millie. Look at that poor child! How could you?

She's in shock lol

Looks to me like she thought it was a good one too! LMAO

She is sat on my lap filling her nappy lol charming child she is doing some right bum chucklers...

I don't know J. Looks like she is either in tears or is hopping mad at you.

LMAO, CBW. Naughty little thing.

Trump trump trump goes the millie band...

Several people have told me that I belong here, why, I don't know but, here I am, reporting for duty. Any one got any gum?

Yeah, pork gum, is that okay?

Annoy me and ill rain on your parade so hard you will wish you had an umbrella!
Annoy me and ill rain on your parade so hard you will wish you had an umbrella!
Annoy me and ill rain on your parade so hard you will wish you had an umbrella!

Isn't that just a bit drastic? I mean, that is so evil! I bet you would even tie someone's shoe laces together, wouldn't you? Admit it! My god!

Yummmm! Got any salt pork flavor?

CBW is in slumberland. But, I am sure she will respond in the morning. But, between you and me, I think she tied CB's shoe laces together just last week. She is a bit of an evil wench, if you ask me. Look at her avitar. We can only guess as to what she did to make her baby scream like that! And, she has the gall to post it here for the world to see!
Cheeky!

Er, what? Salt Peter did you say?

Jumping Gee Wilikers... don't go there! I think, well, let me give a little background on this. You see, during world war 2, the American government sent England millions of cases of Hormel Spam. After months of being bombed by Hitler, it was all they had to eat, you see. Well, as we all know, if you eat too much of the stuff, strange things began to happen in your DNA... things I'd rather not go into but I think you get my drift!

No I don't. I am obtuse. Please explain, if for no other reason than to benefit all of those on this thread. I am sure they would like to know too.

No I don't. I am obtuse. Please explain.

I'm sure that even though you are obtuse, you are still a very nice person. Don't let it ruin your life and you health though, just stop eating so many Big Macs and fries.

I see the short bus has arrived and unloaded.

Hey, I resemble those remarks.

Where! Where! Don't let J-9 beat me up and do nasty things to me!

Oh, Maggie, dear, don't be a little Mama's boy!!

J_9 is the cruelest woman I know. She keeps me medicated and locked up all the time.

So, as I was saying about the Hormel Spam, it caused a flaw in the British DNA. When Prince Charles was born, they knew it had gone far enough, his ears you know. So, they decided that Spam must be outlawed in England. Hence, beans on toast. Now I don't know about you but the beans keep rolling off onto the floor and my dog eats them then we have doggie farts all night and to tell you the truth I don't like anything at all that has anything at all to do with beans on toast. And that is the end of my story... oh yea, one more thing, the queen isn't really ugly, they just took a picture of her while she was eating spam so don't call her "Hatchet Face" anymore.

Maggie, stop hiding under Ruby's skirts. Come on out Maggie...

I don't want to be medicated and strapped to the bed anymore.

Come on Mag, it's not that bad, it only hurts for a SECOND!!

So you see, when dogs ruled the earth, they all went to a big dance. A big doggy dance in a giant dog house and they were just having a ball. To get into a doggy dance, they had to check their tails at the tail check both, you see. That is because it is nearly impossible to dance with a dance floor full of dogs with their tails going every which way and getting slapped by one tail then another so, they made them check them at the tail check booth. Well, it seems that a huge fire broke out from the stage show and good lord dogs went running like hell to get out of there and on the way out they just grabbed any tail that was laying around the tail check booth on the way out. That is why the first thing dogs do is smell another dogs tail, to see if he has the right tail. That's what my dog told me any way. Mind you, he has been known to lie... well, maybe not lie per se but, strech the truth from time to time. Just ask my cat.

I expect to awake one morning very soon, turn on CNN, and see George W. Bush on the screen saying: "Me and Daddy have taken over the world. The world is ours. I get the left half and Daddy gets the right. We were going to split it the other way but I don't want the top half, it's too cold and besides I wouldn't have got to keep my ranch in Crawford and that is where my baseball card collection is so we split it down the middle...you know the long ways...up and down ways."

Mag, do your dog and cat talk to you often?

Hold still just a little pinch. Oh, it's Haldol, should make you nice and relaxed in a minute.

I step out of the room to answer a question and look what I find. A whole mess of dog crap.

I have to admit, when I read the George Bush rant, I peed my pants a wee bit.

Ha ha ha ha ha... I don't get it. But maybe I do. I do find it funny only if I don't. That's what made me president. The Vice President made me insane, you see. Oh yes, I would like a spot of tea. Ha ha ha ha. Marvelous.

What? This is a Looney Bin, isn't it?

Ha ha ha ha ha... I don't get it. But maybe I do. I do find it funny only if I don't. That's what made me president. The Vice President made me insane, you see. Oh yes, I would like a spot of tea. Ha ha ha ha. Marvelous.

What? This is a Looney Bin, isn't it?

You dissapoint me greatly.

Mag, do your dog and cat talk to you often?

Hold still just a little pinch. Oh, it's Haldol, should make you nice and relaxed in a minute.

I want to see your license. I heard you don't even have one yet. GET BACK!!

You dissapoint me greatly.

Why?

If you let the vice president drive you insane what do you think GW will do to your mind?

Ha ha ha ha ha... I don't get it. But maybe I do. I do find it funny only if I don't. That's what made me president. The Vice President made me insane, you see. Oh yes, I would like a spot of tea. Ha ha ha ha. Marvelous.

What? This is a Looney Bin, isn't it?

Hey, I just did a little traveling. I was over at "Do you like American Idol?" And then I went to "What have you learned form AMHD?" I also stopped off at a couple of other places but I forgot their names. I guess they really didn't leave much of an impression but what I saw there really appalled me. Man, I am appualed. Don't go over there! The people over there are really, well, you know. To be kind I'll just say STUPID! Stay out of there. They told me I belong here in the Looney Bin and now that I have been here for a while I really must say I am starting to like it. No one expects too much from me and I get to sleep under the bed. They just wouldn't allow it over there. Plus, the green beans here are expotentially greater and more satisfying each time I partake. That's what I really like, you boy! Wheres the TV guide? Ya seen it?

Ha ha ha ha ha... I don't get it. But maybe I do. I do find it funny only if I don't. That's what made me president. The Vice President made me insane, you see. Oh yes, I would like a spot of tea. Ha ha ha ha. Marvelous.

What? This is a Looney Bin, isn't it?

Whoaaa! You are totally freaking me out! Nurse! Nurse! Help nurse!

That's What I Said, If The Vice Prez Drove You Mad Just Imagine What You Are Doing To Yourself. Stop It!

It's okay Magpie dear. I am here. And, to answer your question, I don't NEED a license yet. I work under my instructors licenses.

I got you protected Magpie darling. No one will hurt you.

Maggie went out the window. I am an imposter and I am prepared to go out the window myself. I'll have some of those beans on toast prior to my departure thank you so much. With that said I think I am feeling much better now. Maybe I will go over to the home and garden section and see if I can find me a Hoe.

They're screening me, I can feel it! Go away and stop that, I know !

Am I the one that is mad, or are you the mad one thinking of me in a delusional world? Wha ha ha ha... I don't get it. These jokes are lame. But do they exist? How could they exist if no one thought of them? What are potatoes really made of... Brocoli or potatoes? Probably a mixture of half carrots, half beans, half tomatoes, half human limbs, half carrots, and half butter.

And if you're so tall, why don't you marry it?

Can I terminate my parental rights to myself?

Can I terminate my parental rights to myself?

No, because I am the Terminator and you have been terminated!

Bang Bang!

Wha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Magprob id tie more than your shoe laces together if you keep bashing a country you don't even live in do you see me abusing america no so stop being so god dam pedantic and rude or ill lock you in that room over there with no food for a few days :D Spam what the fu#ks spam isn't that something you get in your inbox how old do you think I am for petes sakes... you so have to be male talking like that :rolleyes:

Ruby I've told you once ill tell you again stop picking on an innocent 1 year old I have her in training to type you a very rude message :D She made me change her picture as everyone is being so rude about it.

J hunny have they been skipping meds again I know magtit is new to the bin and needs meds working out but for goodness sake drug it will you :p

Very cute picture cbw. (;

I know, I might not belong to the loony bin. Not yet anyway. Unless you think I am already there.

Joe

Hi Joe you know your always welcome just check in J will sort out your meds and then we can start the fun :D

It isn't fun in here! They have saucepans! Stay away Joe!

LOL OOOOOO look the monkey has come to say hello are you feeling brave sweety because j and ruby are sleeping ;)

Pffft I was in here yesterday when Ruby was in full saucepan mood!

J, I am here. I am ready for a medical. Lol

LOL she was in more than full saucepan mode yesterday boy oh boy she was in a saucepan shop of her own, I'm amazed you still have your tail giggle

Cap, if your warning me to stay away. Why are you not taking your own advice. Lol

I'm a sucker for punishment :( I mean to warn others!!

J, I am here. I am ready for a medical. lol

The nurse will be with you shortly she is attending her own needs right now but I'm sure she will be happy to help please take a seat in the aiting area :D

I'm a sucker for punishment :( I mean to warn others!!!

You love it giggle she just wants to stroke and love you really mmmwwwwaaaahhhhhaaaa

I think that's actually what I'm afraid of ;)

Tee hee your time will come I'm sure hehehehehe nothing like an older women you know ;)

I have an offer from J already, ruby better hurry ;p

OOOOOOOOO get you with two sugar mummys lmao

Remember what they say what happens to you if you have too much sugar.

Joe clearing his throat.

Ha yes joe is sugar and bad stuff king I think he has junk food stamped on his butt :D

Magprob id tie more than your shoe laces together if you keep bashing a country you dont even live in do you see me abusing america no so stop being so god dam pedantic and rude or ill lock you in that room over there with no food for a few days :D Spam what the fu#ks spam isnt that something you get in your inbox how old do you think i am for petes sakes....you so have to be male talking like that :rolleyes:

Ruby ive told you once ill tell you again stop picking on an innocent 1 year old i have her in training to type you a very rude message :D She made me change her picture as everyone is being so rude about it.

J hunny have they been skipping meds again i know magtit is new to the bin and needs meds working out but for goodness sake drug it will you :p

I figured you were at least as old as J_9... you know, like really old but, my mistake. Please don't rain on my parade!

I figured you were at least as old as J_9...you know, like really old but, my mistake. Please don't rain on my parade!

Oh my goodness you mean you think bens that's old too lmao wait till he reads that :D

Nah.

We'll just start calling you Mrs. Robinson, CBW ;)

Hehehehehehehe now that might cause a few problems

But... Jesus loves you more than you will know... oh, whoa whoa ooooh...

I am so lost in this conversation... I need a vacation would any 1 like to go?

Lol you couldn't have said that any better seeing as I'm not a believer anyway tee hee

My favorite line in that song is:

"Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes..."

Put what in your pantry lol

I could get to a 9 on the naughty scale but I will not... MILF! (muffled sneeze) excuse me, itchie nose! And I am sorry about the attack on Briton, I am just in awe at the ears on Prince Charles.
Q: How does Camelia hold her licker?

A: By the ears.

HEY! That's only a 4 or 5 on the naughty scale. No profanity and I didn't name any unmentionables.

Lol... I don't have a CLUE what that song is about. Seriously... if someone can 'splain it, that'd be great.

Magprop... you are pretty naughty...

Caw how rude its not as bad as j's monkey spanking though yesterday tee hee
I have to ask though do you have any idea what MILF means lol

Caw how rude its not as bad as j's monkey spanking though yesterday tee hee
I have to ask though do you have any idea what MILF means lol

No, not a clue. I was being pedantic. But, I really think this Hormel Spam thing needs to be brought out into the public view. It has disturbed me greatly for a good many years and I don't think it is fair of you to just skim over the subject as if were just... so much... vegimite or such.

LOL uh oh MILF means Mom Id Like To Fu##

LOL uh oh MILF means Mom Id Like To Fu##

No way! You should have used proper restraint and not even posted that girl. You in trouble! The Devil going to snatch you bald headed for that one child! :mad:

I really need to go gather my thoughts.

You were the one that posted it lol you know what they say matey if you don't like what you read the doors over there ;) and no I won't hold it for you I'm far from polite enough just don't let it hit your spam flavoured arse on the way out.

Spam flavoured arse

Bwa HA HA HA! That's more than a LOL by the way!

How, exactly, do you know that his is spam-flavored?

LOL I don't but hell he seems to like it so I bet it is now I'm chuckling... bens shaking his head in disapproval.

this is just one of those few threads that's better when you Don't read all the preceding pages.

usually a daily monley spanking. Spam arse today. And the ever enlightening milf revelation to those who weren't in the know.

next show at 10. =)

Giggle giggle its all J_9's fault she has been out all day I've had no one to control me

Blaming me for things when I was not even here all day?

It's not 10:00 yet so we'll get started a little early. I went to the store to buy some pork. While standing in the checkout line, I noticed the lady in front of me had her dress wedged up in the crack of her behind. Well, being the gentleman I am, I just reached down and pulled it out. She turned around and slapped the shi# out of me. Do you think I was wrong? I tucked it back in after she turned around. That was the second time she slapped me by the way. Was I wrong? Just for trying to help.

Damn, my hand STILL hurts!!

How hard did you spank that monkey anyway?

Well, I did it again. No one will answer me any more. I'm just too wild! They sent me here to the Loonybin and what do I do. Scare all the loonies out. They went running and jumping out the windows in their night gowns screaming bloody murder at the sight of me. I am soooo lonely. Oh well, maybe I can trap a rat in the basement and play with it till it dies or escapes. All I need is a box and a stick. A big rock would be sweeeet but they isn't got no rocks in here. Ya, that's what I'll do, I'll trap a rat and I will name him Norman and he will be my best friend ever. Who needs a bunch of Loonies anyhow?

Ha ha ha ha... I don't get it...

I give up.

Don't give up!

NEVER give up!

Go down fighting and kicking and screaming until all of your black crayon is gone from making crosses on yourself and your padded cell!

You're right, I don't give up... got any crayons? Could I get some paint maybe?

Its OK mag I have a elephant called simon so norman the rat won't be alone :) he can play with simon but there's no garrentee that simon won't squish him :D

Simon,

Now you behave yourself ;)

http://users.mtrx.net/funnypics/content/-rdm1-ABCD1234-rdm1-/2005/2005-08-23-0002/AFP324.JPG

LMAO I love you Allheart

We all love allheart

Oh my word down monkey boy allheart is far too much of a lady to be in your hareem

:( but she's so cuuuuute

LOL I'm starting to worry about you

You're just NOW starting to worry?

MMMMMMMM you have a point there synn

Awwwwwwwwwwww Love you guys too. Lots.

Time for a Group hug

http://kalyanvarma.net/photography/images/brt_monkeys_hugging_235.jpg

Many hugs :D

OH you naughty girl I just chocked on my chocolate bar look its all monkey boys brothers and sisters lol ruby will be out buying a bigger saucepan as I type lol

I am officially leaving the loony bin. No one wanted me to stay. They will not even prescribe the right kind of medicine. I am out of here. Lol (;

Awwwwwwwwwww Joe - LOL - I think the looney bin loves one and all :).

Even a loon such as myself

**hugs**

Im sorry for your wait Joe the nurse has been extreamly busy doing clinics else ware but don't think we have forgotton you xx

It's a girl rat. I named her Shirly. I'm busy looking for her a mate. We all know elephents are scared of rats. Don't threaten Shirly.

LOL I didn't threaten her I'm sure simon won't be scared he isn't like normal elephants he has a slide coming right outa his butt giggle

Yup, he sure does :)

http://www.brandflakesforbreakfast.com/uploaded_images/elephant%20poop%20chute-757273.jpg

Hehehehehehe see my simon is a nice friendly elephant Allheart gave him to me and millie loves to play with him ;)

My GOD!! No wonder elephants are going off and killing people! That is a cute little monkey on the slide however. That truly is the oddest thing I have ever seen. I want to fall out of an elephants but. Where is that thing? Can we get one in America? You know, the Republican party mascot is an elephant. They have been piping elephant crap to us for years. Up until now, we had to sit in our living rooms to get pooed on through the tube. I think that thing should be our next monument in Washington DC. Right out on the White House lawn. With the tube pointing at the public that come up to the fence to catch a glimpse of the White House. Just when they start feeling all warm and fuzzy, the thing sprays a huge gob of gooie elephant poo all over them! Can we get that with a swivel mechanism so everyone can get pooed all at once, all equal? Heck, we could have National Poo Day. Everyone bring a picknick lunch.

LOL you have to ask millie nicely she might let you borrow simons slidey butt giggle

Allheart, where on earth did you get a pic of Cappy's family? Which one is he? So, cute.

And yummy looking. CBW is right. The bigger pan is out and heating up quite nicely.

Here monkey boy, c'mon, come here. That's a nice monkey *stroke*, here is a nice banana for you,. c'mon...

I'll protect you Cappy

http://monkeymaddness.com/monkeymayhem/monkeymaddness97/hugging.jpg

LMAO Allheart. Those poor things. What was the photographer thinking! Look, she even has a little bow on her head! Okay, I put hats on my dog but that is it. Poor monkeys. No wonder Mommy is consoling baby. He is upset that someone forced him to wear a fru fru outfit. Cappy, has anyone forced you to wear lacey little cover ups?

I am a pushover for monkeys. I love them. I always said I wanted one. They are just so darn cute.

You hear that Cappy?

Allheart wants to put you in white lacy coveralls!

Hey hey and aaa hey woooooooooooooooh nellie:o :o

I said NOTHING about putting the lacey things ON !! LOL hee hee :o

Oh poor cappy.

And Synnen, I thought we were buddies.. hmmm :p ( Love you honey)

You KNOW I adore you, Allheart!

I think I'm just kind of cranky today because of the weather. You can shove me back to my corner, if you like.

I think monkeys are cute too... but I've never wanted one as a pet. I like cats. You really don't have to do anything for cats.

Oh Sweetie - Don't you dare go back to your corner. I loved what you wrote :):)

I so love monkeys and I want one for a pet. But I think more so chimps. I want to feed them bananas, put diapers on them, hug them, and take them for walks.

Ahhhh feel so at home in the looney bin. :):)

I love you Synnen. Sorry today is not behaving for you. But don't you dare go in the corner!! Plus it's Friday :):)

Thank Gooses It's Friday!

Wow, looks like clinicals has either kept me BUSY, or y'all were really bored.

Awwwwww, I love the pic of Cappy's family. How sweet. And he does look rather dapper in white lacey fru fru clothes.

Giggle poor little monkey boy is sulking over his latest reddy :(

No one better give a reddie to my Cappy boy. Where are they? Let me at 'em! :mad:

Oh they did and his answer was bloody outstanding little sods

I will correct that error in judgement when the "traffic" dies down and I can start spreading rep again. I need to move off my mountain top, and back to society so I am not left at the mercy of that devil known as dial-up.

Linky!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/chemistry/evaporation-water-77483.html#post347138

How is everyone this fine spring day (at least on this side of the world it is)?

Ready for a long NAP, and you Ruby dear?

Im fine a little cold but I've just put the heating on it will soon wrm up :D

Ruby... aren't you in the PNW? I thought it rained all the time there!

(can you tell it's raining here?)

HEAT!!

I just turned my air conditioner up. Dang I hate this heat in March. Going to be a long, long, long, HOT summer.

I surely do have to move back up north when I graduate.

I thought Ruby was in the ANE??

Spring sunny and cool there.

Its chilly and wet here :(

I hate the summers here in Tennessee. Hot, sunny and no rain!!

Way, way too hot here in August. About 110 F or 43 C for you CBW.

It is 85/29 here today and WAY too early for that.

No idea what it is out there to be honest its just cold and damp and its yucky lol

Sorry, got a bit sidetracked

What the heck is going on here? I ask a question about how everyone is doing and they talk about weather? Okay. I will start it off then. I have an itchy bottom. Very distracting.

Syn honey I live in the New England area. If you all insist on talking about weather, it is finally beautiful and sunny here. Snow is starting to melt off and as of last week, we have officially entered Mud Season here. It is a balmy 56 degrees. Sorry CBW, I am not very good with translating to Celsius. I am kind a stupid you know. Didn't you see my Jesus Sanchez post? I don't catch on too quick to things.

Ruby... Don't start... I ran out of monkeys and frying pans :)

I miss my little monkey. He never comes out to play no more.

Awww he will I am sure. Maybe he just caught a little cold.

I don't know why, but that line:

Don't start! I'm all out of monkeys and frying pans!

Has made me giggle like mad. I have a feeling that it's going to be added to my regular vocabulary for when I'm at my wits' end.

LMAO Synnen. Maybe we should all change our signatures to that one. LOL

LOL Synnen... I love it... me tooooo.

Can't wait to use it on hubby - oh he'll have me put away for sure.

"Don't push me...I am all out of monkeys and frying pans". LOL

You mean like this tee hee I love it...

LOL Laura - I so love it :)

LOL CBW! I knew you would like that one!

You lot are leading me astray giggle

I got post #500!

How's it look in hot pink :)

Bold it Allheart giggle

What font did you use CBW?

I got post #500!!


Way to go Synnen :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Bratislava_New_Year_Fireworks.jpg/500px-Bratislava_New_Year_Fireworks.jpg

Allheart... do you have a picture for everything?

You're just amazing!

LOL Synnen. I know - been a little heavy with the pics today :):).

Yes AH. You an AKtrue are very clever with your graphics.

AK has me beat by a mile and then some. AK's does fancy things :).

I'm not complaining, AH. I'm just in awe of you!

LMAO we are the monkey girls we are the monkey girls... sing it

We are the monkey girls, we are the monkey girls...

I can't stop laughing CW - I love it...

Oh Synnen I must find a picture of monkey girls... LMAO.

How's my girl Synnen doing :) ?

Its to the cheeky girls song giggle we are the monkey girls we are the monkey girls... shake that big red monkey butt to that one giggle

I'm not going to put the you tube bit in as it slows everything down...

YouTube - Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62gkkbAF1x8)

This week has lasted FOREVER!

But... my best friend gave me a nice surprise this week, one of the supervisors at work took me out to lunch, and it's almost the weekend, so it's not TOO bad!

Plus... when I was sick last week for Equinox, the girls at Circle did a fertility rite for me! I almost cried, because I didn't expect anything like that!

So overall, it's been a good week :)

http://www.pottytrainingconcepts.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Monkey-Potty-d.jpgHope I didn't disappoint - Still looking for Monkey girls... but I just thought I would share this one in the meantime... OMG !

LMAO CBW!

Hmm. I am wondering if Cappy will suddenly develop a persecution complex, though.

This week has lasted FOREVER!

But...my best friend gave me a nice surprise this week, one of the supervisors at work took me out to lunch, and it's almost the weekend, so it's not TOO bad!

Plus...when I was sick last week for Equinox, the girls at Circle did a fertility rite for me! I almost cried, because I didn't expect anything like that!

So overall, it's been a good week :)

Synnen - You are a special soul - and I love you - just thought I would let you know that.
We all love you :)

Now sing the monkey song :)

Synn, that was awfully nice of the girls to do that for you. Don't worry, the week is almost over. WE CAN BREAK OUT THE CASTANETS AND FIRE UP THE GRILL! BRING ON THE MARGARITAS J_9, BABY!

Don't know how to spell castanets. Boohoo

Forget castenets! I'll bring some hip scarves and zils and teach you to belly dance!

(I love you all too! I could just cry, you are so great!)

YouTube - Cheeky Monkey.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SugcgHsIMGc)

YouTube - Code Monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA)

Giggle giggle

What's it like to be a monkey in the jungle... whats it like to be a monkey in the jungle??
We can eat eachothers fleas and swing from tree to tree here we go let me show you what to do...

That's millies favourite song lol