I love you too. But I feel like crying for being so stupid. I will show you real quick then I am deleting. I will put it up again for J_9...later. I can't leave it up. How could I be so stupid. Oh my God!

http://www.monkeyspanker.co.uk/monkey%20spanker%20flyer%20safe.jpg
Rude girl

NO! I was going to ask hubby, but I'm afraid he will get mad at me and think this website is some sort of oh I don't know. OH MY GOD. Sorry guys but it has to come down.

I love you. I just need to recover!!

( But I think I get it now) I never knew they called it that if that's what I think it is.

LMFAO it isn't going anywhere bens qouted it

Curly I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Somebody just pray or send good thoughts for my stupid arse. This is SO typical of me. Trust me.

Oh my God.

Lol good ben quoted it. Just glad it was not some real guy spanking his monkey. Omg that would have been a porn shocker on this thread.

It's official... I am so going to hell.

It funny and had I found it I would have posted it anyway you have made me laugh so much I'm so glad I had a pee before I sat down or id be sat in a puddle you are the best and I love you so much

That pic had me laughing so hard I wet my nappies. Oh AH. You do know now that is an expression used for...

Oh CBW thank you so much. You made me feel so much better. It is pretty funny isn't it?

Okay, so now it's out in the open, people use this thing??

Look. My hair is sticking up even straighter by that.

AH, you are just too cute for words. That was the best laugh of the day.

Can we spank something else?? A little more PG rated LOL
Before I do a search... does spank the lion mean something else?? LOL

Yes. If I were a guy I would be ordering right now. Looks quite inviting. I will have to tell excon to stop by.

Oh my word there are some serious male things like that have you not seen adds for fleshlights in the back of OK magazine lol

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO not excon. I love him, but oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo

I guess it is our fault for doing all this monkey talking. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

Spank the lion pmsl oh man I have tears running down my face

Hmmmmmmmmmm hubby's birthday is in August.. what you think?

Can we spank something else??? a little more PG rated
Well how about Spank the Salami, what harm can a meat product be ;)

Spank the lion pmsl oh man i have tears running down my face


Does it mean something else..? I am going to pop my navel piercing!!

Oh this is going to have me giggling for ages wheres j when you need her

He would be forever grateful if you ordered that for hubby AH.

CBW, spanking the lion! LOL


Maybe we should use code: Brushing the lion.

No AH, spanking the lion isn't an expression... yet.

LOL better than trimming the lions beard cough cough

I really would get it for him... LOL. It says it vibrates. I sware I feel so stupid. But not in a bad way. LOL. Oh God

Giggle god's not going to help you now, just imagine if your mum saw this she would have them all praying for you giggle giggle

OMG I am pissing myself laughing.

I have never laughed so hard I think I am going to crap myself too.

Joe

Hmm trimming the lions beard. I thought about stroking the lion then realized that it basically means the same thing as


SPANKING THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!

giggle god's not gonna help you now, just imagine if your mum saw this she would have them all praying for you giggle giggle

LOL she would and I'm going to ask her too. YUP :). Does everyone know about his monkey thing? The term I mean.

Oh can't stop giggling oh the tears...

LOL she would and I'm gonna ask her too. YUP :). Does everyone know about his monkey thing?? The term I mean.


Afraid so and it was j that said it first I was polite and said monkey beating...

Spanking the lion. Never heard of that. Allheart I think you are safe with that one. Lol

I love you all.

Giggle I just introduced AH to the world of the fleshlight she is going to apply as a sales rep ;)

YUP - :) Great concept that have going on. I can see business booming :):)
Why is it such a big secret?? Or isn't it. Hmmmm

I can see me at work tomorrow, asking all my girlfriends if they knew. If they did!!

You would die of shock if they told you they had one in there undies drawer for hubby

Hang on... let me check that drawer of hubby's I can never get open LOL (just kiddn)

He is more likely to have a stash of bear hidden in there giggle

YUP - he broke his lent chain this weekend. He was hurting purty bad.

I couldn't stand it - I had to ask hubby if he knew - he did, but had to think about it - but he knew. He said it isn't a term commonly used or at least when he was young or something like that, oh I don't know. I asked him through the bathroom door.

You asked your hubby through the bathroom door. Was he in the washroom? Lol

Are you sure there was no monkey business going on?

Ya know, I was thinking... how ironic would that be... LOL
He did answer awful quickly... LOL

Oh no!! He did well though for the length of time he managed.

Lmasof, omg. That would be ironic.

There was a reason for all of this monkey talk after all.

And I am just the lonely lion.

Oh my word Allheart only you would do that to a guy that was stood there draining the little guy...

CBW - He did great!! He was looking and feeling so much better. He lost some weight too (not that he needed to, just in his stomach). But I think he had to unwind just a bit -

It's the fact he tried that is respectable lent is quite a long time to give anything up.

I know - I was shocked when he said that's what he was doing.

Your naughty but oh so so funny

It was a great laugh we all had :).

Hey - I have something else to add to the thread... What have you learnt from this site... hee hee. Oh my wouldn't THAT be a great post... way too funny.

Ben posted one of those a while back now I bet you don't have the gall to add that lol

Yeeeeeh , you just sit back my beautiful friend, and wait for your machine to beep, letting you know there is a new entry... :)

Oh my oh my oh my you better look online for some fire proof boots for your one way ticket to hell giggle

I couldn't do it - I didn't know how to "respectfully" disquise my newly acquired knowledge.. but I did try :)

I will post it to Ben's thread..

I learned that my good friend AH didn't know the expression SPANK THE MONKEY! until she learned it here.

Tee hee I knew you wouldn't be able too your just to darn sweet.

I'll do it here though, where I am safely tucked away in the looney bin.

The following are things I learned by being a member of AMHD:

1) White wine is dry - not red

2) Hair dye can come out with dish soap ( or so I read )

3) To figure out the equivalent of pounds - you just double the number (right? )

4) And the MOST eye opening of ALL - I now know why Monkeys smile all the time, they probably were just spanked :)

And the award for most niave of all goes too... drum roll please...

ALLHEART

Lol

and the award for most niave of all goes too .....drum roll please......

ALLHEART


Thank you Thank you Thank you. But not I feel like a little vixen, because now I know ;)
Can't pull a spanked monkey over my eyes now ;)

And on that note people I'm heading off to bed at least I can go to sleep smiling tonight oh what a giggle you rock allheart there's no doubt about that, goodnight Joe goodnight ruby see you all in the morning xxxxxxx night folks

Well just gave baby joshua some medicine and teething tablets. Now I am going to do my best to pick his nose. Good night everybody. It has been a huge chuckles. Lol

Thank you Thank you Thank you. But not I feel like a little vixen, because now I know ;)
Can't pull a spanked monkey over my eyes now ;)

That would depend how you held it ;)

I love you guys so much, have a great sleep!!
The laughter together was GREAT :).

Many monkey hugs :)

Please keep your fingers crossed for me tomorrow.

I have a test at 9:00 am on mood disorders, depression, schizophrenia, and sunstance abuse. I must make a minimum of an 85% to stay in the nursing program next fall.

I know, don't you all tell me I should know all about it cause I have it all. LOL. Just cause you have it don't mean you know it. LOL.

Just keep me in your thoughts in the morning. Send me all those wonderful MONKEY VIBES!!

Sending all the best wishes and good thoughts to you J-9. And will say a special one for you tomorrow.

You just take that test with confidence... and don't worry about the % you need. You will ace it, I just know it :)

Many happy Monkey vibes coming your way!

/does the good luck happy monkey J_9 is going to ace the test monkey dance

OOOOOOOOOOO J you will do just fine ill reward you with a Yahoo gosspi when you get home xxxxxx

Why are women so damn infuriating!

Now are you talking about us monkey loving women or a certain other?

Cappy,

Oh I know exactly what your talking about. That is okay though. I am a lion, and I keep all the monkeys in check. Lol lol lol. I am going to get beaten for that one, I can handle it though.

Leo the lion. Roar.

*hugs joe*, yes, other lady

Oh she needs to learn some monkey business that one lol and joe the day you keep us in check will be the day hell frezzes over tee hee

Hee Hee lol Hee Hee

I am going to hide in my cave now.

Id hide if I were you too lol you wait till ruby see's that chuckles to herself...

Yeah. I done seen it. I ain't chuckling. We monkey women know how to keep you bad boy Leos in check. Where is my whip? Dance Lion Dance!

Cappy, women are a pain in the butt until they reach their 30's and 40's. Actually, maybe it takes them even longer.

And they say women are weird lol not half as weird and freaky as men lol

Both sexes can be a pain in the butt most of the time.

It is rare to find someone you are so totally mentally in sync with that you pretty much know each other's thoughts. The best most of us can do is find someone in which you have a lot in common and the same basic value system. Being able to have a rational discussion without screaming and yelling is what makes for a good basis for a relationship. When you think about marriage, weigh the pros and the cons to being married to that person. If the pros outweigh the cons, you are set. If they don't run for the freakin' hills because it ain't going to work out.

In 8 years me and ben have argued twice I have no wish to sit or stand come to that and scream and shout what a waste of energy there are far more exciting things you can do to get rid of that kind of energy lol

Very true my smart little monkey girl! Very true indeedy. Who needs all that strife? No one, not even Cappy! Heehee

Just curious we have curlyben and curlybenswife on this forum?
Am I right?

Yes, nindzha. They are both on this web site and both have responded to this thread.

Funnily enough the clues in the name we are husband and wife :)

WHAT!! Are you kidding? I had no idea! I just thought it was a co-inkydink that you guys picked the names that you did. Ohhh NOOO. I guess I never should have said all those nasty things I said about Curlyben in those PMs to Curlybenswife. Look! My hair is even standing straighter up and taller, I am so shocked. My face is so red. Ohhh nooo. How do I make this right?

I know, I will buy Ben one of those thingymajjigies from AH's advertisement!

LOL ruby my little monkey friend have you lost the plot?

Yes, m'dear. I am a confuzled little monkey.

Its OK eat a bananna there supposed to help with brain fuel tee hee

WOOO HOOOO WOOO HOOO

Come on and do the monkey dance

Guess who aced her test.....


Guess who is the smartest monkey ever :D

I was already doing my monkey dance before you called. I will now kick it up to the crazy monkey dance level.

WOOOOOO HOOOOO. J. Nice! Good job. Here, have some of the leftover monkey cuppycakes and a jello shot. Nice!

Im so proud of our monkey leader :D

http://www.extrapounds.com/images/users/theresac!monkey.gif

A big monkey kiss

Way to go Janine!

/ups the craziness to frenzied monkey dance

Wow. That pic reminds me of a website that you sent me to take a look at yesterday! ;)

Heehee. Silly monkey girl.

OOOOOOO it must be those big lips pmsl

With the big gullet opening.

Way to go J_9 -
We never doubted it for a minute :)

http://www.homestead.com/zizweb/files/monkey.gif

Wow, you all are almost as excited as I am!!

Woooo Hoooo

I not only aced it with a 94%, but got the highest grade in the class.

Now where in the hel! Are those jello shots!?

I have not felt this good in 3 years!!

See, the test was over psychiatric problems, manic depression (Bi Polar), Schizophrenia, and substance abuse. I tend to have one or two of those every once in a while.

Like now I am in the maic phase of Bi Polar. LMFAO


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, J, I guess it is just you and me now and I can't stay on too much longer. So quick. Let's do the monkey dance together and drink the jello shots. Here is yours. Sorry no pics. Have to reach through your screen for it.

How did you like AH and the monkey spankings routine?

Monkey spankings? LOL

I spanked that monkey they call a test yesterday!! Only 2 higher than me in the class!!

Here are a few jello shots!!

http://images.yelp.com/bphoto/RXw1mASd-GlphfbtbuP_mA/l

Thank you my love. I need it a bit I think.

Congrats on the test.

Re: Monkey spanking. Go back a few pages if you missed it. Absolutely hysterical. She is just too cute.

Um, I was the one who originally spanked the monkey on this thread (well, not a pic, just words). LOL, okay Ruby dear, one too many jello shots for your.

THEY ARE ALL MINE, MINE, MINE!!

But, I guess I will share with one of my best girls!!

Excellent on your test Janine.

Thumbs up and a Jello shot to you.

Cheers.

Thank you my dear. And, yes, you were the first one, but she never noticed it I guess. She posted a picture and didn't realize what it represented. You REALLY have to go back. Too freakin' funny.

I know she deleted it, but with my powers, voilà!! OMG, I about wet myself! Hold on, yes I did wet myself. LMAO.

http://www.monkeyspanker.co.uk/monkey%20spanker%20flyer%20safe.jpg

I thought CurlyBen brought it back afterward. But, I don't think I will ever get tired of looking at that one. Too freakin' funny. Spank that bad monkey!

Oh. My. God.

I'm in awe of the things you find...

Oh. My. God.

I'm in awe of the things ya'll find....

Now THAT was funnier than the pic!

Didi

Congrats on the test, Janine! (Was there really any doubt?? )

Hugs, Didi

Ben did bring it back lol he qouted her giggle but isn't it just the funniest thing you have ever seen :D and from such a innocent person giggle giggle I have never laughed so much in my life that night.

Congratulations J-9!

Go monkey girl!

Moomin
:)

I want to dance where are my monkey ladys??

AHHHH. My monkey girl is feeling better? WOO HOO! Let's do the crazy monkey dance. And maybe spank some monkeys or stroke the lion. Heehee

This Monkey Lady is in Da HOUSE!!

I have enough energy for a quick dance and a few shots before bed lol so lets PARTY :D

Party TIME!!

http://www.thegogame.com/team/photos/monkey.jpg

Hello? You rang :)

Well then lady who is up for a bit of naughty monkey laughter who will be our next victim

LOL so not me - Who's turn is it anyway??

Hmmm. Where's Cappy. I haven't harassed him lately. But, if he isn't around Leo the Lion is always a good choice.

We are the monkey girls. We are the monkey girls. And, we want to fry up a man in our frying pans.

Cook them good... cook them REAL GOOD :)

With garlic and onions and HOT TAMALES!

Hahahahahaha oh yes I'm certainly in the mood for man bashing there all... BEEEPP

LOL - so true!! What IS there purpose again??

Im not sure they have a bloody purpose other than to annoy the heck out of us and breath our valuable air lol

And leave the darn seat up.!

Oh yes generally make a mess never able to find anything even when its staring them in the face ooooo I could easily go on...

Go take another look at the monkey spank pic. The little bump and tickle is what they be good for. AND, cooking up with some garlic and onions. Hello my lovely Syn!

Oh CBW... oh my God, I can't stop laughing. THAT DRIVES ME NUTS!!

Uh hun, where's my... (but just stands in one spot and doesn't even attempt to look aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh)

p/s. Wed night is officially man bashing night. So love it...

Now... continue...

Ah but ruby they aren't always bloody good for that either half the time we have to show them what we want and then they don't get it bloody right lol

I have found one I want to pounce on.

Why is it that they think it's all about THEM?

Probably because they have two heads...

Actually, I cannot disagree with you on that one my dearest CBW.

My husband used to stand there kind of twisting his hand saying, "Where is the thing a mah jig." I would be looking at him saying, "WHAAAAT?" He would keep repeating it, saying, "You know, the thing a mah jiggy." I would always tell "Sorry, out of thing a mah jiggys. Would you care for a whatchamacallit instead?"

J_9, LOL cause they usually make it all about them :) aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
CBW -- crack me up!!

This is so much fun! I feel guilty, but heck it's fun!!

probably because they have two heads.....


God, I love You!

http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/chuggin.gif

Cool J_9.

Okay monkey girls. No sense in complaining if we isn't going to do something about it.
So, let's build our ideal man.

Who would like to contribute first... hmmmm

Okay, I'll go first.

I would like him to have a ponytail. ( I am easy to please LOL )

Oh yeah what's the pony tail for so you can lead him about the house maybe?

He has to have a large monkey spanker too

Wednesday is actually date night at our house.

But I've had a b!tch of a day, and I'm willing to bash anything and everythign right now, as long as I get to do it with a pipe wrench.

6-pack abs and a tight butt!!

http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/heartthrob.gif

He needs to be able to do dishes, laundry, and ironing.

Okay so far we have

1) Pony tail
2) VERY large monkey spanker...

Anyone else?

6 pack abs, tight booty!!

He must know the difference between PMS and we just don't like them that day.

The brave lion is here to spank you all silly and cook you all up for a good easter dinner. Never mind the man spanking tool. I can use my paw.

Joe you are VERY VERY BRAVE! You just stepped into the monkey den!

Ok look can he just look like george cloony with a huge you know and a bit younger??

The brave lion is here to spank you all silly and cook you all up for a good easter dinner. Never mind the man spanking tool. I can use my paw.

LOL is your paw a big paw?

George Clooney is ick!

How about a young Harrison Ford?

How about Luca? LOL, you know Laura!!

I love Stephen Segal (w/pontytail), but someone said he hit his wife or something.

How about Luca? LOL, you know Laura!!!


OH S H I T E I forgot about luca or dr green would do ooooo I'm getting hot and bothered

Steven Segal lives about 30 miles from me, he is a JERK!!

Saw him at the mall one day.

LOL j_9... is he really?? How tall is he?

Lion has a very big paw.

Janine, I am still waiting for my assessement from you.

Monkey den is real stinky right now. I figured I would just take a peak.

See what all the stink is about.

Leo the brave lion. Roar.

Well all, I must go now. Many monkey hugs to you all.

Lion paw shake to you allheart.

Did not mean to crash the party.

I know when I am not wanted around. ;(

By AH my love take care xxxxxxxx lots of monkey loving to you xxxxxx

Joe if it's that smelly I can show you where the cleaning cupboard is giggle I know how much you love to clean ;)

I have no choice but clean. My wife does not do it. Somebody has too and usually it is me cleaning up all the mess...

When will all the mess just go away and leave me alone.

I should get paid for all the cleaning.

Omg, i am sounding like a house wife aren't i?

I don't know heights, but would say he is a couple inches taller than my hubby, I am 5"2, hubby is roughly 6 - 8 inches taller than me, so maybe around 6 feet or so?

Anyway, supposedly his daughter had some kind of cancer and they took her to St. Jude's here in Memphis and loved the area so moved in.

LOL WOO HOO finally Joe is admiting he really is a women ;)

I am pregnant. Looks like maybe 5 months.

Joe, dear, how does that make you feel?

Makes me feel fat.

Giggle rubs hands together hell j capture that lion women its worth a lot of money ;)

Hmmm how much money do you think. You can send the money directly to my family here in canada. I hope you pay up.

I am already captured by my wife so it would be just an exchange.

All right the lion is going to sleep now.

I've got just the room to put him in in that castle on page 2 or 3 I think it is. There are ghosts in there.

Lion scratches and paws to you all. Ha ha ha.

Roar, no cage for me. Ghosts do not bother me. j, you know I like that kind of stuff.

Leo the lion.

Yeah, Joe, we could have some fun chasing those ghosts couldn't we?

Yes, I would love to go ghost chasing. I think that would be a blast.

Okay time to plan a ghost hunt!!

Cough Cough mmmmmmmm don't start me off on that kind of stuff most haunted is my favourite show :D

Well, then, an international ghost hunt it is!!

I think that is an awsome idea. Lets do it.

CBW, I like Most Haunted too... it was a scream this week from transylvania.

:eek:

Send in Joe the Lionheart to scare them away then we'll be fine.

Moomin

Most haunted rocks there's no doubt about that admittedly its no where near as good as it was when it first started there a little bit to predictable these days lol

I agree!

David wells just isn't possessed as often as derek used to be... thats no fun for anyone!
Lol

I like seeing possessed people. They are fun to watch. Writhing all over the place and making those noises. Heehee

We get that show here. I used to watch it but haven't seen it around lately. We have a number of those kinds of shows here. There is one that I think you both would really like. Do you get the show with T.A.P.S. Bunch of people who go out when called to explain weird phenom going on in someone's home, pub, lighthouse, library,. They try to determine if there really is an unnatural presence or if there is something that is easily explained. Really good show. Lots of specialized equipment.

Zdravo, kako ste. Se zabavate?
Vem da me nic ne razumete zato je ta stvar se bolj smesna.
Upam da vas nisem prestrasil, ker pisem v lastnem jeziku.

I am possessed!

Oh, MEN!!

Where is my MONKEY SPANKER!!

They all know it ALL!!

What be goin' on J, my lovely? Is my big monkey girl having trouble with a man? I will lend you my pitbull. But be forewarned, only her looks will make him feel threatened. Unfortunately, when it comes to aggression, she is a bit of a wimpy girl. She will run at him, knock him over and cover him in slimy kisses. That is about all she is good for the wimpy girl.

Oh, just having a slight prob with a couple of guys who think they know everything. LOL

Oh, well. I guess that is just a man for you. LOL

Yes, they do have a tendency to do that, don't they? When, oh when, will they realize that we are the ones who know everything, if they would just listen to us all the time, not be full of questions, and just be good little soldiers and do as we say, they would be so much happier. At least, that is what I used to tell my husband.

I know Ruby. When will they realize that we are the smarter creature? That we indeed do know it all?

If they would just go sit in the corner, be quiet good little boys all would be good with the world.

Yes, there would be no more wars in this world if they would just accept the fact that we are the superior beings. Although, when some of us PMS, there might some little wars started here and there. But, when we are over the hump, we would invite them over for a glass of wine and some nibblies, and everything would be lovely all over again.

Yes, the world would be such a cuddly place. Full of hugs and kisses and let's make up. LOL

Tons of Monkey Dances, etc.

Yes, lots and lots of crazy monkey dances. And, most probably, since we would be so busy running the world, lots of monkey spanking going on as well. Heehee

OOOOOOOO am I missing a man bashing session?

Yes, m'dear. Seems ms J is having a rough time of it today. I was sharing my views on this problem. Now it is your turn.

Not having to bad a day actually (makes a change) I'm listening to my neighbours argue its like living next to a soap opera giggle

They are fighting again. OMG. You could live without telly now. Lol

Oh it happens about twice a week then I get to listen to them making up extreamly noisily too lol

I am glad to hear you are feeling well CBW.

What are they fighting about? Anything good? Maybe you should leave notes under their door and give them some ideas about what to fight about what you would enjoy listening to.

:eek: You get free porn too. :eek:

Oh trust me I think I start a lot of there arguments telling her how perfect ben is and that we never argue lol

I hate having to listen to make up sex if I am not involved in it. Puts a real damper on my day.

Oh joe its really quite revolting there extreamly obease and I just don't want to think of them doing that kind of thing shudder...

I hate having to listen to make up sex if I am not involved in it. Puts a real damper on my day.

Its more amusing they sound like walruses

:p Hopefully they do not live on the second floor, that is a crash waiting to happen. :p

LOL it's a house we live in houses tee hee

If you don't like them and you really want to be a very bad, bad monkey, I have a suggestion.

When you are aware of one of them being out for a long period, and the other has been home alone, when you next bump into the person that was out, say, "My goodness, you both sounded like you were having a great makup session there **yesterday afternoon. Good for you!"

**what ever day or time the other person was out.

It is fun to be a bad crazy monkey sometimes.

Okay does the house has a second floor on it. Or are they just one level houses? Here in canada some houses are 3 floors high.

So if it is only one floor and make a quick crash, omg what would the earthquake measure. Hee hee.

Before any fat people get offended. I am fat too, maybe not as fat as some people, but what the hell. Call it the way it is. Does not mean I am going to call them a walrurus.

A bungalow is a 1 story house a house is a two story house and a town house is a three story house and then you have flats.

I am not flat. I have big boobies. You can play a game of chess on my chest.

Oh my Ruby. Your really wanting cappy to have some fun with you. Hmmm. Big boobies, big boobies. Game of chess, How would that work??

Joe

LOL boobies boobies everywhere

Joshua has my wife's boobies right now. I am still drooling. He won't let me have them.

Yes I have big boobies and I am a crazy monkey big boob myself.

I think you need to tell Joshua to stop hogging the spout and give you a chance.

Pmsl oh my does lily not have a say in this

I think she does and I think she is using Joshua as a barrier to Leo's cravings.

Pmsl?? Sorry I am tired and hungrey and not thinking straight right now.

Just because the Joshua is hungry. Sheesh. Poor excuse.

That is because you need your turn at the spout.

I think she does and I think she is using Joshua as a barrier to Leo's cravings.
Leos cravings have been stomped on for a while now. Now that you all bring up boobies it just reminds me what I am missing right now.

:(:(:(:(:(:(

Tee hee a man has needs and it's the women's right to take care of them lol

Go push the kid out of the way, and grab you those boobies. Now!

Tell 'er the crazy monkey told you to

Lol and a slapped face too lol

Okay, this crazy monkey got to dance a way for a little while. Catch you all later.

Lol, I am going to attack her boobies. Joshua finally got off them.

Okay guys, no free porn here. No belly jiggling. No telly, and no more info. Lol

Bye bye bye

Leo the lion.

I need to beat someone up.

This has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

I need to beat someone up.

This has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

What is wrong??

Just people not taking responsibility for their own actions, and placing me in places that I don't like to be in... like between a rock and a hard place.

I really hate when you work with someone, and like them personally, but detest their professional attitude.

Big hugs Synn take a few deep breaths they aren't worth the hassle xxxxxxx

I'll gang up with you Syn. Bad bad day!!

And I have a fever, so don't mess with ME!!

Grrrrrrrrr

Yeah... I know.

I want to go home and have a margarita, but that's just empty calories, and I've gained 20 pounds from quitting smoking, and losing that weight is just depressing on top of it.

Someone give me a frying pan and a monkey to beat!

LMAO that's my girl beat that monkey ;)

/hugs all my friends here

Thanks for helping me get through this awful day

/special hugs for J_9 to get better from the fever

Hope you both are feeling better and get better. Health wise and people was.

Yes, there can be a lot of arseholes at work. They are not worth it. There is always that bad one in a bunch that could ruin it, but it is all in how you react to it that counts the most.

Janine, get some meds into you and get some bed rest.

Best wishes to everybody.

Joe

Talking of bed I'm going to go and snuggle up with my kitty cats I'm real tierd and in need of my bed xxxxxx

Kitty cats please please do not cuddle up too close you might start to get fur balls.

Meds, Hah, DayQuil is working relatively well, but still have the fever. Got about 8 more hours of homework before I begin to start studying for the next test.

Hmmmmmmm

CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!

Yeah...I know.

I want to go home and have a margarita, but that's just empty calories, and I've gained 20 pounds from quitting smoking, and losing that weight is just depressing on top of it.

Someone give me a frying pan and a monkey to beat!

Here is your frying pan and a monkey to beat.

LMAO Leo!!

I resemble the monkey right now.

Yeah... I'm thinking I feel like a monkey right now too

But... thanks Joe :)

Are all the Monkeys hiding? Swinging in trees? Or Picking Fleas?

Monkey has a bit of a monkey headache. I think too much monkey dancing. Did you read my last post to you on Kimmie?

Yes, dear I read it. We ALWAYS catch her in the act.

Wooooooo Hooooooo, done with about 16 hours of homework. Now I can spend time with the kiddos this weekend.

Well that is good. You sound like you are feeling better. Did you ditch the cold, or whatever bug you had?

Hell, no!! The cold is in my head and in my chest. But do I have time for a cold? NO!! Would it make a difference if I did have time? NO.

So, we are now having fun with how funny Mommy sounds when she says words that have "N" in them. LOL

Awww. I am sorry dear. If I were there, I would make you chicken soup. But, since I am not, you know what you have to do. If you can, get some bed rest and drink lots of fluids. I am kind of tired myself today. I will probably be cutting out of here shortly myself. I have company coming all next week so I have a lot of cleaning and organizing to do. Ugh. But, it will be fun to go running around a bit if this weather will only cooperate. We got 8 inches of snow yesterday. More showing up this weekend. Didn't somebody say it was spring?

Awww. I am sorry dear. If I were there, I would make you chicken soup. But, since I am not, you know what you have to do.

Ermmm, make my OWN soup. LOL

NyQuil is my bset friend right now. I mean best frined. Ummm best FRIEDN...

Sh!t, I give up!!

Lol Oh J, I have some soup here for you. Too bad you were not our next door neighbour. I would give you some.

Joe

OH, jOE, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

I mean, Oh, Joe, I'll be right over.

I may make it over the border this summer when I visit Mom and Dad.