The prison was shut down, it's being refurbished. We're out of cash, we need money, so, we've moved to the brothel down the street.

Don't get any ideas boys, we gals aren't selling our wares, it's you men that need to make some cash. So, shake what your momma gave you, we need to get out of this place.

Come one come all, bring your cash and enjoy the, ahem, entertainment.

We've got the cutest guys in all of AMHD, but you got to pay to seem them. :D

I know, it's lame, but I'm running out of ideas. :(

Aaaaah yeah!

EDIT: Males are the attraction? Won't work cause I won't work... there!

Welcome to the best little whore house on AMHD Stringer. You can hang your clothes over there and slip into your "uniform". ;)

What will you think of next? :)
http://lovebscott.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/matthew_mcconaughey_surfing_2007_1.jpg
I think this guy should be the nightly special... oh la la ,what buns.. ;)

Welcome to the best little whore house on AMHD Stringer. You can hang your clothes over there and slip into your "uniform". ;)


EDIT: Males are the attraction? Won't work cause I won't work... there!
-Stringer

You can't read any English lady... nope I won't do it.:(

Oh no, Dr.Evil and Joe are afraid. What have you done Alty? Ahhhhhhhhh... lol

Ya know, Alty, this is my kind of gig! ::making gaga eyes::

Boys! Oh Boys! Come hither...
I've got a pocket full o' singles, I've been drinkin' and I'm feelin' generous!

Bom Chicky Bow Wow...

If you like a sweet chocolate there is always this hunk o love.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/gradybridges/Taye_Diggs_01.jpg

Wheres my corner??

Did you bring your bunny with you NM ;) LOL

Why wasn't I given the key? I needed to break a window and crawl in! I think I might be bleeding! Deputy's... clean up that glass, and hand me that flyer... ducky needs a new pair of wings!

What will you think of next? :)
http://lovebscott.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/matthew_mcconaughey_surfing_2007_1.jpg
I think this guy should be the nightly special...oh la la ,what buns..;)

::passed out:: ::shakes head:: Please warn me Mathew!. geez, you could kill a girl like that you know!

Edit:: heehee... A$$ed out!. LMAO!

Wheres my corner????

Did you bring your bunny with you NM ;) LOL

Friend, come over here and entertain Mama ;)
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That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here is my other ego coming out for protection.

Can you guess who this is?? Do you want this sexy body?? Oh yes, Do you not love this. Feel my lovely titties... Oh you.

That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here is my other ego coming out for protection.

Can you guess who this is??? Do you want this sexy body??? Oh yes, Do you not love this. Feel my lovely titties... Oh ya.

Oh Joseph!. well... that just killed my Mathew mood. Bad Joe Joe... baaaadddd!

Friend, come over here and entertain Mama ;)
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LOL... Alty , I think NM's trying to corrupt me ;)

That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here is my other ego coming out for protection.

Can you guess who this is??? Do you want this sexy body??? Oh yes, Do you not love this. Feel my lovely titties... Oh ya.

Dang Joe, your tata's are bigger than mine!

Loved the Austin Powers movies!

Have you noticed that my 'first' post disappeared?

Opps... it's back, I can see it now..?

LOL..............Alty , I think NM's trying to corrupt me ;)

Corrupt you?. hahahahahahahahaha! You big bad boy you!

LOL..............Alty , I think NM's trying to corrupt me ;)

Don't call for Alty- she's on my side, muahahahaha!

Yes, I'm trying to corrupt you----is it working? :D

::passed out:: ::shakes head:: Please warn me Mathew!...geez, ya could kill a girl like that ya know!

Edit:: heehee...A$$ed out!!....LMAO!
Does he have some nice little juicy ones or what?

Corrupt you??....hahahahahahahahaha! You big bad boy you!

And you know it starby ;)

Have you noticed that my 'first' post disappeared?

Opps...it's back, I can see it now....????

Did you blink twice Stringy? That helps! :p

::passed out:: ::shakes head:: Please warn me mathew!...geez, ya could kill a girl like that ya know!

Edit:: Heehee...a$$ed out!!....lmao!

Lmao..

That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here is my other ego coming out for protection.

Can you guess who this is??? Do you want this sexy body??? Oh yes, Do you not love this. Feel my lovely titties... Oh ya.

I hope I never get that desperate... I am getting old though so you never know.

Is it getting hot in here?:eek:

Does he have some nice little juicy ones or what?

Got to love both sets of dimples I tell you! Sorry boys... it's the girls turn! BCBW!!

That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here is my other ego coming out for protection.

Can you guess who this is??? Do you want this sexy body??? Oh yes, Do you not love this. Feel my lovely titties... Oh ya.

I'm sure that they want some of that Joe... hahahahahaha! Good one!

Does he have some nice little juicy ones or what?

Artlady, you just came out of NOWHERE and posted these juicy little pics for us womenfolk to drool over! 'Preciate that!

Now Joe, is there milk in those things? :eek:

Yes, I'm trying to corrupt you----is it working? :D

Not yet , but you were warned that I'm uncorruptable :cool: (is that a word)

Not yet , but you were warned that I'm uncorruptable :cool: (is that a word)

Corruptafarkinlutely!

Leaving now... before I see enough to have scary dreams... night guys.

Artlady, you just came outta NOWHERE and posted these juicy lil pics for us womenfolk to drool over! 'Preciate that!

Now Joe, is there milk in those things?? :eek:

Hay a girl can dream right? ;)

Artlady, you just came outta NOWHERE and posted these juicy lil pics for us womenfolk to drool over! 'Preciate that!

Now Joe, is there milk in those things?? :eek:

Why don't you come over and suck on my tata's so we all can find out. Lol

We can't let the girls have all the fun...

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Why don't you come over and suck on my tata's so we all can find out. lol

LMAO... Dr. Evil is in good form tonight!

We can't let the girls have all the fun..................

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Hey... hey... hey! Alty?. Did you let Batman give Carmen a key? What's up?

Stringy... we know you haven't left now! :p

Why don't you come over and suck on my tata's so we all can find out. lol

Dr. Evil, so really, you want me to come suck on your... tata's. :rolleyes:

We can't let the girls have all the fun..................

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See there M, why'd you have to do that to me... Owwww, just stabbed me straight through my heart. Here I am trying to win you over and you just crushed me. Dang man. :(

See there M, why'd you have to do that to me... Owwww, just stabbed me straight thru my heart. Here I am trying to win you over and you just crushed me. Dang man. :(

Aawww sorry NM :( I'll make it up to you I promise ;)

Aawww sorry NM :( I'll make it up to you I promise ;)

So do I get to decide how you shall make it up to me? ::NM bats her eyes::

ROFLAMO! I was going to find a little sumpin sumpin for the girls,. and I found this. Okay guys... you'll laugh too! Keep on watching... the pics don't fit the screen. It's a bunch of mutants I tell you! Hahaha!

YouTube - 3 ) Chippendales - Let's Get It On (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3GNyYQPRQw&feature=related)

I'm out of here for an hour or so , back later. Maybe!

Screamin out on the Batmobile so early? I hope you're taking Robin with you. You know how much trouble you get yourself in you know!

I'm outta here for an hour or so , back later. Maybe!!

I know your scared, but listen whatever happened to that big balls that you had as a deputy come on now. You can handle it. Lift yourself back up and show everybody who is really a man.

I know I am... I lifted my 10 pound titties and look where it got me now I have NM drinking my milk. Lol

I have to "fly" for a bit too. Need my exercise you know! :p I'll be baaaack!. ::in her best Arnold impression::

(no kids... not the other Arnold... eeekkkk! lol)... that voice would be slightly higher after I was done with him! :D

Well Well Well, all to my lonesome again.
That just blows. You all suck anyway...

Dr.Evil.

Well Well Well, all to my lonesome again.
That just blows. You all suck anyway...

Dr.Evil.

What am I-- chopped liver? Sooooo, what's up with that titty-milk? We're alone now and I'm thirsty.

Lol, wow, now that we have privacy... (; (;

P.S. You all are awesome. Truly... It is all starting to come back to me.

Joe

Oh wow, did not think you would ever ask..

lol, wow, now that we have privacy.... (; (;

P.S. You all are awesome. Truly....... It is all starting to come back to me.

Joe

You Lub us and you know it! :D

Yes I do, You all know it. I know it too. Lub you all... Hugs and Free milk.

Yes I do,, You all know it. I know it too. Lub you all... Hugs and Free milk.


Yes, much lub coming from me! {{{{{{{JOE}}}}}}}}

That's MY milk and nobody gets any until I get my fill! Well never mind, judging by the size of those casaba melons, you've got enough for this whole house.

C'mon lift one of those bad boys up, told you, I'm thirsty!

Yes I do,, You all know it. I know it too. Lub you all... Hugs and Free milk.

Can I get a little Bailey's with my milk? Got to choco it up some you know! Plain milk is a bit boring! How about a little coconut cream? Hmmm... that would make a really good dessert after all of that food we had! :p

::as she sticks foot in mouth::

Joe, my tatas are bigger than yours! Really, and they aren't hairy either. ;)

I just cut Sydney's hair, she looks adorable!

When you put them right in fronts of LE's noses, they never find them.

I've got a L O V E L Y buncha coconuts... there they are all pretty in a row..! Heehee!

When you put them right in fronts of LE's noses, they never find em.

KISSY... you came to visit! Did you bring any coconuts?

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This is Sydney before her haircut.
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And this is after. She's in her PJ's, she's also missing her two front teeth right now. :)

I think the haircut suits her. What do you guys think?

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This is Sydney before her haircut.
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And this is after. She's in her PJ's, she's also missing her two front teeth right now. :)

I think the haircut suits her. What do you guys think?

Sydey Kiddey with her two fwont teef missing. Awww, my cute widdle Syd Kid! Mommy gave you a pwetty haircut!

Awww, Alty! I think she looks cute as a button! The bob looks very good on her and yet she still looks like a little girl! (Please don't let her take any pics covered in feathers! :p )

Tell her I love her SpongeBob pajajoes (this is what my 3-yr old nephew calls them).

You know what Alty, those pics are amazing. Looks a lot better after the hair cut. Wow. Good job Alty..

The Haircut defiantly suits her... For sure...

I think I was the only kid that wasn't excited about losing my teef. I cried and cried.

Joe, where are you hiding, I need some warm milk before bed. Don't make me chase you!

Thanks guys.

I have to say, the first pic is not her most flattering, but it's the most recent one of her with her long hair. I cut off a lot, but I think she looks great with it and it will be easier to take care of.

No feather NM, that's just for mommy. ;)

The Spongebob PJ's are hand me downs from her big brother Jared. Thank goodness she doesn't mind. :)

Does my breath smell?

Where did everyone go? :(

Everybody is sucking on my tata's have enough milk for everyone. Shhhh do not want to interrupt them, they might get violent Alty. My milk is like an addiction.

YouTube - Kelis - Milkshake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIUkmERKA4)

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This is Sydney before her haircut.
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And this is after. She's in her PJ's, she's also missing her two front teeth right now. :)

I think the haircut suits her. What do you guys think?

Wow, she is even more beautiful Alty... come on over here sweety, I want to pinch those lovely cheeks.

Wow, she is even more beautiful Alty...come on over here sweety, I want to pinch those lovely cheeks.

She's going to cause me many sleepless nights when she gets older. I'll be needing that whip back Stringer dear, or a gun! ;)

It's the big brown eyes and ultra long eyelashes that always get me. I'm biased, she's my baby, but gosh darn, she's going to be a looker.

I wonder if there are any convents nearby, I may have to look into that. Heaven forbid she's like her mother! OMG, that's not a good thought. :(

::curling up into fetal position, sucking my thumb::

Daughters give you ulcers! :eek:

I'm here Alty, it took me a while to catch Joe so I could get some of his delicious titty-milk and I'm going to suckle myself to sleep.

Joe, this is one tasty beverage! I like it when you stroke my hair while I drink. Thanks, ahhhh, it relaxes me. I'm getting full so somebody else can take a turn when I'm done.

I'm lactose intolerant! ;)

Someone invented a metal chastity belt with a key that the Crusaders took with them when they went to war for their daughters and wives... and they didn't work. The women found a way to get out of them...

I don't know, what does that say?? Trouble?

There is no lactose in these babies...

I am lactose intolerant too. What a surprise. Lol. Titty milk never bothered me before...

Slip of the tongue...

Hey, the boys snuck back over to the jailhouse! I caught them over there. They're trying to run amok.

I gave them $hit, they won't do it again.

Okay Joe, I'll give it a try, but I don't usually suck on titties, I prefer to go a bit lower, and not on a female. TMI? ;)

I'm here Alty, it took me a while to catch Joe so I could get some of his delicious titty-milk and I'm gonna suckle myself to sleep.

Joe, this is one tasty beverage! I like it when you stroke my hair while I drink. Thanks, ahhhh, it relaxes me. I'm gettin full so somebody else can take a turn when I'm done.

I'LL PASS on THAT!

There is no lactose in these babies................

I am lactose intolerant too. What a surprise. lol. Titty milk never bothered me before...

Slip of the tongue....

Where do I go with this one? Hehehe

Well I'm not lactose intolerant so gimme your titty-milk and a few Oreos...

So Joe, you like titty milk, eh... well... ehem :rolleyes:

Where do I go with this one? hehehe

Well I'm not lactose intolerant so gimme ur titty-milk and a few Oreos...

So Joe, you like titty milk, eh... well...ehem :rolleyes:

Me thinks that you are stuttering my dear.

I gave them $hit, they won't do it again.

Okay Joe, I'll give it a try, but I don't usually suck on titties, I prefer to go a bit lower, and not on a female. TMI? ;)

Uhh, is that OK here or should it be in the other room? Because you already know how MY mind works... it's unsavory and that's putting it mildly.

You kids are too much, I love it! :)

Uhh, is that ok here or should it be in the other room?? Because you already know how MY mind works...it's unsavory and that's putting it mildly.

Go for it NM, just do the PG version, save the good stuff for later. ;)

Me thinks that you are stuttering my dear.

Nah, I just don't want to come on too strong for Joe. Sweet, Innocent Joe.

Please stay away from my ---... Shoo.
Poor innocent Sweet Joe is right.

Yeah we should a little bit, youngsters visit...

That did not stop people from putting up naked pics of a women with bacon wrapped around her coconuts,

Yes, We will all settle down after all the excitement is over and the milk has run dry.

That did not stop people from putting up naked pics of a women with bacon wrapped around her coconuts,

You're absolutely right buddy, I was including all of us... I'm not an innocent you know.

That did not stop people from putting up naked pics of a women with bacon wrapped around her coconuts,

That was only for educational purposes! I guess that's the dif between Canadian Bacon and American "Beef!" :eek:

Yeah we should a little bit, youngsters visit...

Yes, we should listen to the voice of reason. :o

Not trying to corrupt the Sweet and Innocent One. Just trying to get some libation.

That did not stop people from putting up naked pics of a women with bacon wrapped around her coconuts,

Yes, We will all settle down after all the excitement is over and the milk has run dry.

They're breasts Joe, not coconuts. ;)

Innocent my a$$! :D

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Here are a few examples of breasts!

You boys love me, dontcha? ;)

Yes, we should listen to the voice of reason. :o

Not trying to corrupt the Sweet and Innocent One. Just trying to get some libation.

Funny, I guess that I should have stayed in bed and not had this cigarette...

And I am certainly not the 'voice of reason' ask anyone dear.

Nah, I just don't wanna come on too strong for Joe. Sweet, Innocent Joe.


Don't forget sweet innocent "M" :D

That did not stop people from putting up naked pics of a women with bacon wrapped around her coconuts,

Yes, We will all settle down after all the excitement is over and the milk has run dry.

That's right, there were bacon-wrapped chi-chi's in the jail!

Educational purposes my arse! Riiiiight.

Don't forget sweet innocent "M" :D

LOL! Ya, right! :p

Don't forget sweet innocent "M" :D

Not for long if I have my way!

Buy a better chastity belt:

LOCKED IN STEEL - Female Chastity Belts (http://www.lockedinsteel.com/?Cat=47&CatName=Female%20Chastity%20Belts)

Alty thanks for those pics, Got to go now. See you later...

Buy a better chastity belt:

LOCKED IN STEEL - Female Chastity Belts (http://www.lockedinsteel.com/?Cat=47&CatName=Female%20Chastity%20Belts)

KISS... you are scaring me! LOL!

Night Joe. Are you taking the pics with you?

K.I.S.S. um, we need to talk. ;)

Alty thanks for those pics, Got to go now. See ya later...

See you later Joe.

Buy a better chastity belt:

LOCKED IN STEEL - Female Chastity Belts (http://www.lockedinsteel.com/?Cat=47&CatName=Female%20Chastity%20Belts)

I hope they improved them... startling.

Buy a better chastity belt:

LOCKED IN STEEL - Female Chastity Belts (http://www.lockedinsteel.com/?Cat=47&CatName=Female%20Chastity%20Belts)

Who is that for? Umm, not this kid!

That thing looks scary! Looks like there's a cheese grater across the front of it! :eek:

Night-night, Joe. Thanks for the milk, I'll sleep well tonight. Talk to you tomorrow.

Talk to you all later. Night,

Did you all break your fingers?

I'm about finished with this cigarette...

I'm here. Talking to Sneezykins, getting my boy toy fix. ;)

I'm here. Talking to Sneezykins, getting my boy toy fix. ;)

Yeah, seconds again... oh well I can't blame him... with your sexy voice and all... hee hee.

Starduck... where are you? Oh, don't tell me... maybe I don't really want to know... do I?

Did ALIENS finally land... you're all running... AND nobody TOLD ME!!!!!

I'm here but about to call it a night... got to get up for work early. Monday's here, arrrrgh!

Doe de do~~dee do da do~~~~~~~de de doe~~~~~~~~

Still, here, I'm multitasking. Impressive, isn't it? ;)

I'm here but about to call it a night... gotta get up for work early. Monday's here, arrrrgh!

Ahhh HA! I dug someone out of the woodwork!

Still, here, I'm multitasking. Impressive, isn't it? ;)

Well... it depends on the intellectual level of your phone conversation... hmmmm?

Ok, you guys win... I even had two cigarettes... so I am going too, I have to have my new car at the dealers at 7 tomorrow morning...

Lub you all, nighty night.

Stringer

Hay people last call..its 1a.m. in my town. Get to bed,no sharing beds with the paying customers.:)

Hay people last call..its 1a.m. in my town. Get to bed,no sharing beds with the paying customers.:)

Hmmm... I was just about to pick a partner... but you're right I should be good and go to bed... night again.

Night all. Remember, it's a brothel, no one sleeps alone! :)

I pick...

Did ALIENS finally land ...you're all running...AND nobody TOLD ME!!!!!

The Aliens landed a long time ago!. where you been?. oh wait!. was it just at my house?. damn! What do you feed them? They seem to be scavengers actually.

Alty?. who... what... why... do you pick? Hmmm. This could be very interesting! Is this a key party?

Night everyone who were wusses and took off... :p

Hmmm ...I was just about to pick a partner...but you're right I should be good and go to bed...night again.

Well tomorrow at work when your all sleepy you can say I was in this brothel man and you can't believe the goings on.. I'm sure your boss will cut you some slack;)

Is this a key party?
What do you innocent girls know about key parties.. Im totally friggin shocked.I thought you kids were so innocent:)

What do you innocent girls know about key parties..Im totally friggin shocked.I thought you kids were so innocent:)

Heehee... I only saw it on "That 70's Show"... I swear!. LOL!

... no key swappin going on here! Niki can't drive! :p... yeah OK... that made no sense... LOL!

Heehee...I only saw it on "That 70's Show"...I swear!....LOL!

....no key swappin goin on here! Niki can't drive!! :p...yeah ok...that made no sense...LOL!

I know I am the oldest pimpin mama in the house so don't make me start throwing my weight around. How did we lower ourselves from a male house to a female house.. I swear you girls are going to be the death of me;)

What about here Ben... see anything here? Say hi Ben... we won't make you stay. You and Ms. CB dubya can stop in for a short while right? Have a cup 'o tea with us! :D

I know I am the oldest pimpin mama in the house so don't make me start throwing my weight around. How did we lower ourselves from a male house to a female house..I swear you girls are gonna be the death of me;)

Heehee! Well I'm not so sure yer the oldest 'm dear! I was only 3 yrs. Old when ma daddy lost his job at the ole fishin hole. We used to eat moe joes and ju jubies for suppa! They're good with gravy!

... again... I don't know what I'm saying! LOL!

Fency... I think you turned me into an old southern lady! I think there are more Canucks that talk that way! LOL! I better get some sleep. I'm diggin myself a hole here. No offense meant at all kids. Just me being silly. Someone tell the duck to shut up!

Heehee! Well I'm not so sure yer the oldest 'm dear! I was only 3 yrs. old when ma daddy lost his job at the ole fishin hole. We used to eat moe joes and ju jubies for suppa! They're good with gravy!

...again...I don't know what I'm saying! LOL!

Fency...I think you turned me into an old southern lady! I think there are more Canucks that talk that way! LOL! I better get some sleep. I'm diggin myself a hole here. No offense meant at all kids. Just me bein silly.

Yup ,you been drinking thayt thar swamp water again girl?
I revert to some old stereotype too.just enjoy it! :eek:

Yup ,you been drinkin thayt thar swamp water again girl?
I revert to some old stereotype too.just enjoy it! :eek:

I love the Jeff Foxworthy stuff... but as I continued to write... the bigger hole I was a diggin! Pass me that keg of swamp water will you? :D I'm going to have all of my fellow Canucks shooting pucks at me now! Where's my touque?

I love the Jeff Foxworthy stuff...but as I continued to write...the bigger hole I was a diggin! Pass me that keg of swamp water will ya? :D I'm gonna have all of my fellow Canucks shooting pucks at me now! Where's my touque?

I love Canucks they are my favorite border people.I always had a great time in your country:). Just beautiful and so are the people.

A friend of mine is in NYC right now Artsy! She had tickets to Regis & Kelly last Thurs. and a ton of other events. She's been sending pics. I'm so very jealous! I've been to most of the States, but never NY. My sis lives in Charlotte NC. I have never been there either. Here I am sitting with my little "polarbear" (heehee) Ms. Nik. I think we need a trip!

A friend of mine is in NYC right now Artsy! She had tickets to Regis & Kelly last Thurs., and a ton of other events. She's been sending pics. I'm so very jealous! I've been to most of the States, but never NY. My sis lives in Charlotte NC. I have never been there either. Here I am sittin with my little "polarbear" (heehee) Ms. Nik. I think we need a trip!

Sittin' there with yer polar bear, eh? I knew y'all kept arctic animals as pets, just knew it! Wow you have a sister in my neck o' the woods! Come fer a visit and I'll show you all NC has to offer... peace and quiet. We got the beach on one end and the mountains on the other. Although I couldn't tell you the last time I've been to either. :(

Just let me know when you're coming because I'm planning a trip to Australia... :rolleyes:

Oh would I EVER like to be there RIGHT NOW! I haven't slept all damn night, because my furnace went out in the middle of the night! I can't get down there to light the pilot light. I'm freeeeeezing! It's 23 Fahrenheit and snowing again! Geeeeeezzzzzz! I really swear God is punk'n me! ;)

Dang Starby, It was like 70 or so here yesterday. We're still having chilly nights though. We only get snow like twice a year; good thing because I'm not a fan of the stuff. Everything shuts down here!

Wish I could send you some sunshine!

Dang Starby, It was like 70 or so here yesterday. We're still having chilly nights though. We only get snow like twice a year; good thing because I'm not a fan of the stuff. Everything shuts down here!

Wish I could send ya some sunshine!

And as I recall, even if it is less than one inch and will be gone in the morning, all the stores quickly put out all those snow shovels that they bought five years ago... hee hee

This winter has been crazy! We have had more deep freezes and snow this winter than we've had in years!! I'm so sick of it! I'm typing with mittens on... lol... seriously I am!

I have a Dr.'s appt today. I dread getting into the shower... it's too coooolllllddddd!

Bear... could I b... b... b... borrow your fur for awhile? Pweeeeaaaassse?

Sure, why not :) it must be frezing there if your shivering on the puter
I'm going to be around for a little while longer so you need to make the best of it :D

Tanks Bear! I think I'm going to start a campfire in my living room... whatcha think? LOL! Brrrrrrrrrrr!

Morning all, how's tricks?

Silly rabbit... tricks are for kids!

Tricks are for brothels Starby! ;)

Tricks are for brothels Starby! ;)

But the boys haven't shown up for work! I can see them though... they're hiding! :rolleyes:

Does anybody know anything about red light cameras??

Does anybody know anything about red light cameras???

They have red lights? :confused:

Does anybody know anything about red light cameras???

Well it's about time you showed up for work! Red light camera's? Uhhmm... they hurt your eyes? I don't know... :p

Do you guys remember the Polka dot door? The lady would sit with her magnifying glass and say "I see KISS and oscarlicous and Jesushelper". :)

Do you guys remember the Polka dot door? The lady would sit with her magnifying glass and say "I see KISS and oscarlicous and Jesushelper". :)

Haha... whyyy may I ask that you are talking about Miss Cindy (wasn't that her name) from Polka Dot Door? Are you having flashbacks? I see this in my mirror too! Come out, come out, wherever you are! :D

Alty, I think they are all sitting in the corner, plotting their revenge! We need a plan of action! Set off the alarms!

Miss Cindy? Was that her name? It was a mirror, I forgot. Wow, memories. :)

Alty, I think they are all sitting in the corner, plotting their revenge! We need a plan of action! Set off the alarms!

We have alarms? Who installed those? I need more coffee. :(

Well I am not even hiding I am in plain view here and you dinkle dorfs can not even get me. Ha Ha

I remember watching that show all the time... When I was a little boy...

Well I am not even hiding I am in plain view here and you dinkle dorfs can not even get me. Ha Ha

Dinkle Dorfs... LMAO! Thanks for my mornin laugh Joe! :p

... you don't watch Miss Cindy anymore? Oh Joe!

Dinkle dorfs? Joe, you need more coffee too. ;)

Dinkle dorfs? Joe, you need more coffee too. ;)

He needs a BIG cup 'o Joe!

Edit:: Why are there only us Canucks here? Are we the only ones awake in the world? C'mon Oscar... we can see you! We don't bite... hard.

He needs a BIG cup 'o Joe!!

Edit:: Why are their only us Canucks here? Are we the only ones awake in the world? C'mon Oscar...we can see you! We don't bite....hard.

LMAO! You're in fine form this morn Starby. :)

LMAO! You're in fine form this morn Starby. :)

I hardly slept all night Alty! This ducky is fweeeezing! I'm typing with mitties on! It's getting a little warmer though. :rolleyes:

Canadians like getting up with the sun. Everybody else muddles through the morning and do not actually start dragging their asses out of bed until after noon. Today is proof enough.

Canadians like getting up with the sun. Everybody else muddles through the morning and do not actually start dragging their asses out of bed til after noon. Today is proof enough.

Yep... just a bunch of slackers! Heehee! I see we've scared off our visitor! Who forgot to use deodorant this morning?

Canadians like getting up with the sun. Everybody else muddles through the morning and do not actually start dragging their asses out of bed til after noon. Today is proof enough.

I'm working!

Joe, we had traffic light cameras here. If you do not stop exactly at the line or before it we get a $100.00 ticket in the mail... ask Marta. They even send the picture with the ticket.. showing Marta and her sister talking to each other in the front seat... 99% of them you can not beat... you pay.

Later, got to go to a meeting.

Ohhhh... that's what you meant about red light camera's Joe. We don't have them in our city... yet! ::crosses mittie fingers:: Oh no... you didn't get a ticket did you? :(

G'mornin Justy and Shaz... seeee youuuuu! :D

Morning Starby,

Had to play catch up first...

There was milkshaking.
Tittie licking.
A chasity belt with a cheese grater on the front.
And a cute Sydney with a bob.

Now I am all caught up. Still a little shell shocked about the jail, everyone apparently had a busy weekend. :D

Yes, the Dept. of Inspections came in and closed down the jail for infractions. The living conditions were just not up to par! Lol

Well with the harem of girls the Sheriff was drugging and sleeping in his office, it's no wonder. ;)

Canadians like getting up with the sun. Everybody else muddles through the morning and do not actually start dragging their asses out of bed til after noon. Today is proof enough.

Boooo, hissss. I'm Canadian now but even before my y'all changed my citizenship, I got up early. Hey, I have a toddler so I have to be up early. I had to come back home today because he's sick. He's got goo running everywhere.

Morning Starby,

Had to play catch up first...

There was milkshaking.
Tittie licking.
A chasity belt with a cheese grater on the front.
and a cute Sydney with a bob.

Now I am all caught up. Still a little shell shocked about the jail, everyone apparently had a busy weekend. :D

Yeah things got a little wild n' wooly while you were away (that's an understatement I guess).

So you saw it, didn't the chastity belt look like it had a cheese grater on it? FYI- Joe's tittie-milk makes great cheese! :D

Boooo, hissss. I'm Canadian now but even before my y'all changed my citizenship, I got up early. Hey, I have a toddler so I have to be up early. I had to come back home today because he's sick. He's got goo running everywhere.

Awww... poor little Niko. We knew our Honourary Canuck was up at the crack of dawn. Hope the little guy feels better soon. :)

Yeah things got a little wild n' wooly while you were away (that's an understatement I guess).

So you saw it, didn't the chastity belt look like it had a cheese grater on it?! FYI- Joe's tittie-milk makes great cheese! :D

Hey... I was having breakfast! That wasn't the greatest pic in my mind thank you! :p

Hey...I was havin breakfast!! That wasn't the greatest pic in my mind thankyou!! :p

If people eat goat cheese, why not Joe-cheese? (I'm killing me!)

Now I just got to learn the words to O' Canada and why the heck we're called Canucks... :confused: [NM gets t' googling for the answer]

Joe Cheese?. Yep, yer killing me! Haha! Hmmm... we will have to have a focus group and see if there is a market for this! We can pimp out Joe! Sorry Joe... times are tough! LOL!

I have no idea why they call us Canucks really. I think it is comparative to the Americans saying Yankees.

You do know that now you also have to learn french right? Hahahahaha! People always think all Canadians can speak French... ya not! They can keep them in Quebec. I know the words to Lady Marmalade though! Oh, and you have to find out what Nanaimo Bars are... they're yummy! Uhhmm... you'll need to buy a touque, a hockey stick and a hoodie. Of course you have to learn how to snow ski, play hockey, and ride a skidoo while drinking a "Canadian" beeyah! Let me see... what else? Oh... stay out of the way of the RCMP. Their horses will shat on you! Hahaha!

Na, the Red Light Cam's are more sophisticated than that. You log onto the web and you get motion pictures. No audio YET.

I had a chat with the DOT. Yep they are tough to beat. Emergency vehicle and Funeral are about the only way.
Weather conditions won't work - driving too fast for conditions.

Ok Starbs, you used waaaay too many words that I don't know yet...
Nanaimo (I can't even imagine how to prounounce this)
Touque (is this anything like torque? )
And now I have to learn how to do activities that involve being in snow and ice? :eek:

I don't know, I only wanted to be Canandian so that I could say "eh" and eat the bacon. :confused:

I read up on the origin of "Canuck" and it was just a bunch of history (yawn) so in a nutshell, a nickname. Ok. I don't think I'm pronouncing it correctly though.

Well with the harem of girls the Sheriff was drugging and sleeping in his office, it's no wonder. ;)

Ahhhh... Just, I will be a needin' that film back... :rolleyes:

Boooo, hissss. I'm Canadian now but even before my y'all changed my citizenship, I got up early. Hey, I have a toddler so I have to be up early. I had to come back home today because he's sick. He's got goo running everywhere.

OoooowwweEEEE ! TMI !:eek:

I'm sittin' here tryin' to eat something... but I am holding my stomach noooooowwww !

Finally somebody else is here; I've been hanging out here by myself all day

Stringer, you're not scared of baby goo are you?

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Friend, you need to get to work and make us some money!

[techno music blares]
C'mon shake it, don't break it
It took yo mama 9 months to make it! :D

Friend, you need to get to work and make us some money!


I'm at work now NM , no rest for the wicked. Had yesterday off so lotta catching up to do.

Finally somebody else is here; I've been hanging out here by myself all day

Stringer, you're not scared of baby goo are you??

No, not really.. I helped raise a boy and a girl... (I think that I got that right, yeah hee hee, a boy and a girl) and I changed a TON of diapers hon... but I haven't for many years and the atttitude about that 'stuff' changes some... ESPECIALLY when you are a eating... 'GIRLIE! :)

Wow, this thread is raw, see what happens when the 'girlies' take over? IO have always heard that when three or more girls are together... they will and can totally out trash the guys... takes balls I guess? Another hee hee... :eek::)

I'm at work now NM , no rest for the wicked. Had yesterday off so lotta catching up to do.

Wasn't talkin' about your day job, Silly! :p

So you DO have a wicked side... :rolleyes:

Hi M, day off huh?

NM, M is almost a whole day ahead of us you know...

Wasn't talkin' about your day job, Silly! :p

So you DO have a wicked side...:rolleyes:

I knew that :D

Hi M, day off huh?



Yep I have every Monday off for the next few months :p

Stringer
I see you have finally worked out how to add an Avi , quite like the Knight in shining armour but maybe we can make you something more appropriate?

How is everybody day?

Hey Joe, I've been home all day with Niko because he's been gooey (sorry to gross you out String).

How was your day?

Yep i have every Monday off for the next few months :p

Stringer
I see you have finally worked out how to add an Avi , quite like the Knight in shining armour but maybe we can make you something more appropriate??

Like what... I thought...

Actually I tried to go back and change it, but it won't change now... sigh.

Hey Joe, I've been home all day with Niko because he's been gooey (sorry to gross you out String).

How was your day?

Getting to know you will be an experience... I'm sure. :):D:)

It was okay for the most part. Feeling a lot better this evening than earlier. It has been a fairly stressful week but things are cooling down a bit. Lol

Had lots of fun with the little guy tonight. He is sound a sleep now.

Well how is he doing now NM? Be on a little later again.

How is everybody day?

Tired, beat up, exhausted, drippin' wet and getting picked on... so what's different about that right? How are you Joe?

Getting to know you will be an experience...I'm sure. :):D:)

That's putting it mildly :cool:

Wow, this thread is raw, see what happens when the 'girlies' take over? IO have always heard that when three or more girls are together... they will and can totally out trash the guys... takes balls I guess? Another hee hee...

And you never bothered to respond to my statement... my feelin's are a hurtin'.

And M, explain please?

That's putting it mildly :cool:

Feeling 'tuffy' today huh? Just wait 'til we get back to the jail girlie... :D:D:D

And M, explain please?

Uhmmmmm... explain??

Uhmmmmm..................explain????

Yeah... about what you meant please... avatar?

The baby is OK, got stuff running out of every hole in his head (Is that better String? :D)
He's knocked out of course and I'm beat! :(

Yeah...about what you meant please...avatar?

Ohh... how about this? :)

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The baby is ok, got stuff running outta every hole in his head (Is that better String? :D)
He's knocked out of course and I'm beat! :(

Momma's love and clean undies will help.

Ohh..................how about this?? :)

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Somehow I... well maybe not... why can't I change it? I uploaded the new one and clicked save and it doesn't change now... curious.

And you never bothered to respond to my statement.....my feelin's are a hurtin'.

Who me? :o
We're not trashing the guys... we're just taking the reins for a while. I thought you menfolk liked a woman in control.

Ok Starbs, you used waaaay too many words that I don't know yet...
Nanaimo (I can't even imagine how to prounounce this)
touque (is this anything like torque??)
And now I have to learn how to do activities that involve being in snow and ice?? :eek:

I dunno, I only wanted to be Canandian so that I could say "eh" and eat the bacon. :confused:

I read up on the origin of "Canuck" and it was just a bunch of history (yawn) so in a nutshell, a nickname. Ok. I don't think I'm pronouncing it correctly though.

Haha! Nanaimo Bars are a dessert that has layers of chocolate and nouget--a little hard to explain... but soooo good. They are named after the small city of Nanaimo in BC. which is a province bordering Washington. Pronounced "nan-EYE-mo"

Canuck is sounds just how it's written. This is why I ended up being a Duck! Haha. Miss Starty made a mistake on Canada Day, and wrote Happy Canduck Day. I asked her if she was calling me a Duck! I've been a duck ever since. :( So it's Can duck, just take out the "D". I've also heard it pronounced Can Nook... but it must have been a Newfie. Oh geez, now I have to explain Newfie, lol. People from Newfoundland. An eastern province where they just speak reeeaaallyyy weird. We tell jokes about them like you guys would about Rednecks. Same dif. Lol. (no offence to any Newfies or Rednecks)

No a touque "Tewk" has nothing to do with torque... or at least I hope not! Lol. It's a wollen hat with a little ball on top, that some people wear in the winter. A hoodie or a kangaroo jacket, is a sweat shirt that has the hood and the pocket in front to put your hands.

Now, go put on your mukluks, grab your thermos, don't forget to plug in your car so the block doesn't freeze, scrape your windshield, get your tobaggan and your tube, and go to the tobaggan hill and go tubing! After that, your car should be nice and warm, so drive to the lake, drive out onto the lake, get out with your auger, drill a hole in the ice, and catch supper! On the way home, stop at Timmies for a double double, and pick up fire wood at the FasGas!

Okay, got it now? :D:p

Who me?! :o
We're not trashing the guys... we're just taking the reins for a while. I thought you menfolk liked a woman in control.

Whatcha talkin' bout NM?!?!?!?!?! Each of us are different you know...

Momma's love and clean undies will help.

Just the holes in is head!
(nose, watery eyes, and drooling because he can't breathe with his mouth closed)

He's a baby, so still diapers.

Haha! Nanaimo Bars are a dessert that has layers of chocolate and nouget--a little hard to explain... but soooo good. They are named after the small city of Nanaimo in BC. which is a province bordering Washington. Pronounced "nan-EYE-mo"

Yeah...I know, I know, I know!!!!! An Eskimo Sandwich !

Just the holes in is head!
(nose, watery eyes, and drooling bc he can't breathe with his mouth closed)

He's a baby, so still diapers.

I feel bad for him NM, I have been kidding some here, but I feel so bad when the little ones suffer. I spent many, many hours walking the floor with both of mine for many years. Give him a big hug from me please.

The avatar that I changed it to represents all of us guys being held captive here.

THE CHAIN.

Somehow I......well maybe not...why can't I change it? I uploaded the new one and clicked save and it doesn't change now....curious.

Strange... I just did mine.

(thats my baby photo NM) :D

Yeah...I know, I know, I know!!!!! An Eskimo Sandwich !

Noooo... those have Ice Cream! :rolleyes:

M, please let me know what I am not doing right with the avatar thingy... thanks in advance.

I got to run, eating late tonight and my loving and lovely wife has prepared another great meal; stuffed pork chops, grilled with mashed potatoes (gravy), corn and a great Italian salad... AND, it is hot and on the table with candles and low lights. Could this be bacause I brought her home flowers tonight... AND for no particular reason, just cause she's so nice...

Stringer

Noooo....those have Ice Cream!! :rolleyes:

We have those too, but these are chocolate cake sandwiches with a mellow filling...

Strange...............I just did mine.

(thats my baby photo NM) :D

Well, what did I do wrong then... once the pic is there is all you have to do is click 'upload?'

The avatar that I changed it to represents all of us guys being held captive here.

THE CHAIN.

Good analogy Joe... I fear that it will get worse... :eek::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:

The avatar that I changed it to represents all of us guys being held captive here.

THE CHAIN.

There is our chain girls. Joe brought it back! Silly silly man. Now lets get to work on them girlz! Muuwwaaahahahaha!

Leaving... (actually running!. )

I got to go eat now and kiss my booooiful wifey... later, be nice to 'um while I'm gone Starduck.

M, please let me know what I am not doing right with the avatar thingy....thanks in advance.



Save the pic to your PC , then in My Profile under settings go to edit photo. In Option 2 click browse to locate where you saved it , as soon as you click on the file just "save changes" and that should be it.

...a touque ...It's a wollen hat with a little ball on top, A hoodie or a kangaroo jacket, is a sweat shirt that has the hood and the pocket in front to put your hands.

Now, go put on your mukluks, grab your thermos, don't forget to plug in your car so the block doesn't freeze, scrape your windshield, get your tobaggan and your tube, and go to the tobaggan hill and go tubing! After that, your car should be nice and warm, so drive to the lake, drive out onto the lake, get out with your auger, drill a hole in the ice, and catch supper! On the way home, stop at Timmies for a double double, and pick up fire wood at the FasGas!

Okay, got it now? :D:p

I knew what a hoodie was! I'm guessing mukluks are some kind of boots perhaps? What y'all call a touque, we call a toboggan. What y'all call a tobaggan... we don't call it anything because we don't have enough snow to need it!

Plug in your car?
I won't be doing any ice fishin'- I don't eat swimmy thangs! You know Starby, y'all do too many "cold" activities. Let's say we just hang out inside, eat our double doubles and play some checkers or something? Then I won't need a hoodie, mukluks or toboggan. Just a thought.:confused:

I just wanted to say "eh" and eat the special bacon...

We have those too, but these are chocolate cake sandwiches with a mellow filling....

An Eskimo Pie can't an touch a Nanaimo Bar!

Here, this is dem!

Nanaimo Bars Recipe With Picture - Joyofbaking.com (http://www.joyofbaking.com/NanaimoBars.html)

I feel bad for him NM, I have been kidding some here, but I feel so bad when the little ones suffer. I spent many, many hours walking the floor with both of mine for many years. Give him a big hug from me please.

Thanks String, I will. Go enjoy your dinner and wife and we'll see you when you get back!

Save me some leftovers! :D

I knew what a hoodie was! I'm guessing mukluks are some kind of boots perhaps? What y'all call a touque, we call a toboggan. What y'all call a tobaggan... we don't call it anything because we don't have enough snow to need it!

Plug in your car??
I won't be doing any ice fishin'- I don't eat swimmy thangs! You know Starby, y'all do too many "cold" activities. Let's say we just hang out inside, eat our double doubles and play some checkers or something? Then I won't need a hoodie, mukluks or toboggan. Just a thought.:confused:

I just wanted to say "eh" and eat the special bacon...

You wear a toboggan on your head? You's look perrttyy silly. That's pretty heavy isn't it? You don't eat double doubles silly... you drink them! Yes mukluks are boots, and I got a really cool pr. This winter. I've only been ice fishing once in my life, and it was only so we could sit on the ice and drink beeyah! Lol. I hate eating fishies too. Give me some Crap or Lobster, now we're talking. I stay in my house as much as I possibly can in the winter! Oh, and still no one has shown up to light my furnace! It's a good thing I have a good space heater. I took my mitties off now. ;)

The avatar that I changed it to represents all of us guys being held captive here.

THE CHAIN.

Joe, I don't know if you're aware, but I'm going to start milking you regularly for our cheez business on the side. That was discussed earlier today. I think we can find a market for Joe-Cheez.


(thats my baby photo NM)
So you've always been a cutie... come here and let me stroke your head... :rolleyes:

Give me some Crap or Lobster, now we're talkin.

I'm going to assume you mean crab or lobster, lol. I thought double doubles were burgers or something... oops.

Oh. My. That Nanaimo bar looks so farking delicious! ::drooling::

I'm gonna assume you mean crab or lobster, lol. I thought double doubles were burgers or something...oops.

Oh. My. That Nanaimo bar looks so farking delicious! ::drooling::

Oooops... hahahahaha! I surely hope that's what I meant! I don't think Canadian are THAT strange... well maybe some Newfie's. LMAO! Double Doubles are coffee with double cream double sugar... not very exciting eh?

Newfie's are a whole other bunch are they not starby lol.

Newfie's are a whole other bunch are they not starby lol.

Yessireee! There is a guy I run into all of the time, and after every sentence or comment, he says... God love you girl, God love you. That is about the only thing he says that I understand! Sadly, I have to hear God love you, a million times over. :rolleyes: Oh, and it doesn't help that he is a self proclaimed drunk, and spits all over you when he talks. :rolleyes:

God love you, God love you, God love you, God love you, God love you, God love you, God love you,

Ya most of the Newfie's are drunks but maybe that is not a bad thing. There always friendly and happy and ready to party. Oh you...

Now the boys have me thinking I need to change my avi...

so you've always been a cutie... Come here and let me stroke your head... :rolleyes:

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That's some tongue you got there, M.

::NM tries to regain composure::

That's some tongue you got there, M.

::NM tries to regain composure::

LMAO... I knew I'd get that response from you :p

Right Alty ;)

LMAO....................I knew I'd get that response from you :p

Right Alty ;)

Ohhhh, so you think you know me now?? Aiight.. . I've got no comeback. :o

Starby are you there??

Friend, Do you have Chain cutters??

Uhm did I scare anybody away. I was joking about the Newfies. Hey everybody/ I AM FREE.

EDIT ::: THANKS TO MY AUSTRALIAN MATE...

Friend, Do you have Chain cutters???

Here you go Joe...

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uhm did i scare anybody away. I was joking about the newfies. Hey everybody/ i am free.

Edit ::: Thanks to my australian mate.....

Free, Now where is my kangaroo??

Here you go Joe..............

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Don't help him escape! He's my cash cow!

Seriously Friend, do you just find pics of everything we talk about here? Yet when I said I was considering a new avi... :p

God luv ya, God luv ya, God luv ya, God luv ya, God luv ya, God luv ya, God luv ya,

Ya most of the Newfie's are drunks but maybe that is not a bad thing. There always friendly and happy and ready to party. Oh ya....

My puter went haywire on me! :rolleyes: I just gave a really long answer to a question on the dog forum, and my cursor was on the send button getting ready to click... and bang... lost it all! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Uhmmm... ya, thanks for the God love ya's. Now I can't get it or that guys voice out of my head! :eek:

Yep, the Newfies are always up fer a good parteee!

Free, Now where is my kangaroo???

LOL... good work Joe ;)



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Free, Now where is my kangaroo???

LOL..................good work Joe ;)



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KEVIN!. where you bin buddy? I thought you ran away!

... and hey!. Where is Genie Talia?

Seriously Friend, do you just find pics of everything we talk about here? Yet when I said I was considering a new avi... :p

It's sort of my unofficial Job here NM ;) You need a new Avi??

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KEVIN!!....where ya bin buddy? I thought you ran away!!

Kevin's always been around starby , hope your looking after him :cool:


Ok got to go for 20 minutes.

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Kevin's always been around starby , hope your looking after him :cool:


Ok gotta go for 20 mins.

Of course... achemm... I've been looking after him! We are almost out of Roo Food though! Can you send me another batch? He needs to keep his strength up! Oh, and don't forget food for Skippy too k? :D

Off to do some dishes and clean up. Will be around later...

Okie Dokie Smokies... we'll see ya's on the flip side!

It's sorta my unofficial Job here NM ;) You need a new Avi???

I just want to see what you'd come up with... Plus this avi appears bigger on Yahoo but I just used it to get started on AMHD.

Starby... I'm still thinking about how I can get me one of those Dynomo bars... yum! (I just butchered the name, eh?)

Actually, that is what I was going to write to say how to pronounce it... lol. There was a recipe on there wasn't there? I thought there was... hmmmm. I've never made them myself. They are at every store and donut shop, so... why? ;)

Yeah, they look like they could be a bit labor-intensive to make at home. But doggone they look so tasty! Thanks for taunting me with your/our Canandian delicacies, God love you. So might they be good with a double double?

Hey, it's looking like "NM" is sticking... lol

Hey NM, scottmc77 this guy thinks that it was getting hostile. Now maybe if I was a true american raised by my punk of a father then I actually would really get hostile. Does not fit what was been said does it. My God, please help this delusional, man...

Well I guess Fency didn't catch on :( heehee!

Yeah, they could be a little difficult to make I guess,. oops... Baahahaha! And yes, they go great with a double double. My sis that lives in NC gets my parents to deliver her Nanaimo's every yr. when they leave for FL. Those and Smarties! You can't get them there either! Haha

See what yer missing?. God love you! :p

Hey NM, scottmc77 this guy thinks that it was getting hostile. Now maybe if I was a true american raised by my punk of a father then I actually would really get hostile. Does not fit what was been said does it. My God, please help this delusional, man....

Yeah he's wondering if he should just accept it. From what he says they have a good relationship and it makes no sense that he's willing to ruin it over something silly. Some people were not meant to be married and shouldn't do it if they aren't willing to commit fully. Some just don't get it. :mad:
Hey Joe, at least we didn't call him a Farkin' Idiot- now that'd be hostile!

Hey NM, scottmc77 this guy thinks that it was getting hostile. Now maybe if I was a true american raised by my punk of a father then I actually would really get hostile. Does not fit what was been said does it. My God, please help this delusional, man....

Link please? ;)

Wow you kids are chatty. I didn't go back and read everything, too tired, have a headache.

Who's getting hostile?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/steamy-emails-332995.html

Those and Smarties! You can't get them there either! haha

See what yer missin?....God luv ya! :p

You mean Smarties as in the little candies that look like colored aspirin? They're OK but I want a Dynamo bar! ::whining::

I was apparently, or people on that thread. Anywhoo..

Hope your headache is gone. Take one or two my tylenol 3's and your headache will disappear like magic.

Might give you a tiny bit of a stomach ache though.

Does beer get rid of a headache, or am I asking for more? ;)