Alty, the best thing I can do right now. Especially to stay out of trouble. Is by pleading THE FIFTH AMENDMENT.

You're Canadian, the fifth amendment has no bearing in Canada! Nice try though. ;)

No I do not think they have that in canada, but I am going to use it anyway. lmasof

I have to go Joe... keep yer guard up and your powder dry...

I have to go Joe... keep yer guard up and your powder dry.....

Powder?

Did I miss something?

Have fun Stringer, go do Marta, come back and talk to us during your smoke break. ;)

Powder?

Did I miss something?

Have fun Stringer, go do Marta, come back and talk to us during your smoke break. ;)

No idea what you mean... but I am going to sleep... don't worry 'bout me, I can handle myself pretty well however.

Ya all need to go to bed... and sleep, like me, so you all are healthy, wealthy and well... wise... hmmm?

Powder?

That was my question Joe. Powder? ;)

Maybe he meant gun powder... :confused:

NM I think your right about the gun powder. At least I hope your right. Any other kind of powder would be uhm,, well you know.

Powder, good movie, watch it, it made me cry like a baby! :(

Alty, did you hear on the news about the big accident that happened on a rig north of you in Rimby?

Alty, did you hear on the news about the big accident that happened on a rig north of you in Rimbey?

Well y'all I'm heading to bed. It's been a long day of driving in torrential downpours so I think I need to rest. Got an early Sunday ahead.

G'night Alty
G'night Beautiful Joe
G'night Starbs, God love you
G'night Ma
G'night Pa
G'night John Boy

Well y'all I'm heading to bed. It's been a long day of driving in torrential downpours so I think I need to rest. Got and early Sunday.

G'night Alty
G'night Beautiful Joe
G'night Starbs, God luv ya
G'night Ma
G'night Pa
G'night John Boy

G'nite Maryellen! God love you eh! Grandmama will be up at the crack 'o dawn fixing yer breakfast. Don't be late to the table now!

Goodnight everyone...

Is it really bad starby?

Take care... everyone.

Goodnight everyone...

Is it really bad starby?

Take care..... everyone.

Yeah... really really bad! :( It was my brother in laws rig, and my nephew was working with his friend. They were both roughnecks. Taylors' (nephew) co-worker and friend missed a chain, and it came swinging around and decapitated him. Taylor saw the whole thing happen. Taylor is in the hospital right now in shock.

Slack drilling cable blamed for death of Rimbey rig worker (http://www2.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/story.html?id=52d50ac9-8d27-48a3-8b72-bda637037870)

Wow, and here I thought I was special. :(



You are Alty ;)

You are Alty ;)

Awwww! Ditto M, ditto! :)

Where's all this love coming from guys... and if we're loving on each other, I want to be included :D

Hey y'all, what's up?

Where's all this love coming from guys... and if we're loving on each other, I wanna be included :D



We all Lub you too NM ;)

I got to run, time to clean, cook, other stuff. A moms work is never done. ;)

Later kids, be good.

We all Lub you too NM ;)

M, did you forget to memo me on this 'new plan?':eek:

k...

We all Lub you too NM ;)

Awww, I feel al warm inside... ;)

M, did you forget to memo me on this 'new plan?':eek:

Ok, so I gets no lub from you Stringer? :(

Well, I lub you anyway. :rolleyes:

Ok, so I gets no lub from you Stringer?? :(

Well, I lub you anyway. :rolleyes:

*Sniff* Ok... I will pour out ma widdle heart to you... ready... NO?... *sniff* *sniff*

But... but... *sniff* sniff*... *snort*... I was ready to let out all my distresses of me tortured widdle heart... it's so sad... :(:( And... and how... how I gave me heart so readily... and how... how *sniff*... it was thrown against the wall and stepped on and stuck with a pitchfork... and...

But *sniff *sniff* *snort*... you don't even care... you are just like all of 'um... yes, you are... (a big)... *SNIFF* - *SNIFF* (Stringer slowly turns around, head down and takes small steps away from another that he thought couda, maybe, shouda... loved him... he needs to be loved desperately... but he will just force himself to hold his head up high... )... (so his nose doesn't run... )... anutter woman has abused him... sad...

*Sniff* Ok...I will pour out ma widdle heart to ya....ready...NO?...*sniff* *sniff*

But.........but........*sniff* sniff* I was ready to let out all my distresses of me tortured widdle heart....it's so sad.....:(:(

S'okay, come 'ere and lay your weary head upon m' bosom... (y'all get yer mind out of the gutter)

S'okay, come 'ere and lay your weary head upon m' bosom... (y'all get yer mind outta the gutter)

See world... do you seeeeee... once again, tricked, is there no woman... that can be trusted... why... why can't they be compassionate and caring like us gentleman..? Such cruel, cruel hearts they have... "Cold as ICE... so very sad... *sniff*...

Listen... I hear sad music... it sounds like... like angels... yeah... angels... look closely they have tears in their eyes... how sad they are for widdle me... :(

See world...do ya seeeeee.....once agian, tricked, is there no woman ......that can be trusted...why...why can't they be compassionate and caring like us gentleman...??? Such cruel, cruel hearts they have..."Cold as ICE....so very sad...*sniff*....

I was trying to comfort you! :confused:

I was trying to comfort ya! :confused:

*Sniff*... *snort*... *snorty*... ya said me mind was in the gutter... don't cha know that words... hurt..?

(Stringer again turns to walk away... slowly... once again... lonely... and... and with deep pain in his broken heart... all he wanted was to be loved... he never... no never... broke a girls heart... :()

I'll be outside on the patio... I can try to pull me self together there by me self... again... *sniff* It's getting dark now and I can try to not... *sniff*... think about it...

So long now... take care, be safe, nad... and... don't even worry 'bout me feelin's... it's all right... really... (sigh... )

Bye for now...

*Sniff*....*snort*....*snorty*....ya said me mind was in the gutter...don't cha know that words...hurt...?????????

(Stringer again turns to walk away.....slowly...once again.....lonely ...and.....and with deep pain in his broken heart......all he wanted was to be loved....he never...no never...broke a girls heart.....:()

Come back here you big lug! I was talking about the others' minds being in the gutter! Now stop all that sniveling and wipe your eyes.

We need some more testoterone in here, geesh! :rolleyes:

I was talking about the others' minds being in the gutter!

We need some more testoterone in here, geesh! :rolleyes:

And who may you be referring to:rolleyes:

And who may you be referring to:rolleyes:

Alty.

Tee hee :p

But thanks for showing up M... Hope you brought a couple liters of testosterone for Stringer... he's a mess

Wait, am I alone with the boys? :)

Your safe wth us NM ;)

So while String's getting himself together... er... how YOU doing? So do you come here often?

::NM bats her eyelashes::

Stringer will be fine NM , he's a strong man being the sheriff and all :cool:

I'm just checking in and out at the Mo' as I'm home alone... may have to stay around for a while , its hard to turn down the advances of a pretty woman ;)

Awwww, ::blushes::
But you know I've had my eye on you ever since you I saw those irresistible puppy-dog eyes.

I knew I'd start breakin' you down eventually! Yessss!
All I got to do is rub your belly and you'll start droolin' and you're mine!

Is that stringer standing there in the dark?. With his head down... watching as once again someone betrays him... SIGH...

How you doing M... got any spare stuff? You know that testy stuff.

How ya doing M...got any spare stuff? you know that testy stuff.

Testy stuff sheriff?

awwww, ::blushes::
But you know i've had my eye on you ever since you i saw those irresistible puppy-dog eyes.



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So M you were brown as a puppy and now your fur is black? You're still adorable (even though you say I'm easily pleased).

Well turn over so I can rub your belly and make sure you're a boy dog! :D

Okey dokey, me with my broken heart in my pocket are leaving now so you two can...

Hey M, we bought and watched "Australia" last night, we loved it... beautiful country... and a good movie too...

Hey M, we bought and watched "Australia" last night, we loved it...beautiful country....and a good movie too....

Glad you liked it stringer :)

Good night!

So M you were brown as a puppy and now your fur is black?? You're still adorable (even though you say I'm easily pleased).



LOL... thanks NM :)

Sooooo, M... looks like it's just me and you...

;)

::NM whistles to pass the time::

M, Oh M where are you?
We've got the whole house to ourselves!

:)

LOL... sorry need to leave for a bit NM , back soon ;)

Awww drats! I feel like Wile E. Coyote. Every time I think I've caught you... Zoom!

Beep Beep :D

Beep Beep :D

We'll get you yet Mr. Roadrunner.

"If you're on a highway and Road Runner goes beep-beep!
Just step aside, or you might end up in heap!
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways.
Road Runner, that Coyote's after you!
Road Runner, if she catches you, you're through!
Road Runner, that Coyote's after you!
Road Runner, if she catches you, you're through!
That Coyote is really a crazy clown!
When will she learn that she never can mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone.
Just running down the road is his idea of having fun!"


Did you guys leave poor Stwingy out in the rain? Baaahahahahaha! Poor Sheriff!

Beep Beep!! :p 18107

Beep Beep !!!!! :p 18107

::sniff:: :(

::NM makes call to ACME requesting 1 large anvil, 500 sticks of dynamite, 1 detonator, and rope::

The rope is for once I catch you... you'll like it, don't worry ;)

We're catching M? Oooh, fun! :)

Starby and M, our sigs are all in similar colors, it's cool! :)

We'll get ya yet Mr. Roadrunner.

"If you're on a highway and Road Runner goes beep-beep!
Just step aside, or you might end up in heap!
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways.
Road Runner, that Coyote's after you!
Road Runner, if she catches you, you're through!
Road Runner, that Coyote's after you!
Road Runner, if she catches you, you're through!
That Coyote is really a crazy clown!
When will she learn that she never can mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone.
Just running down the road is his idea of having fun!"


Did you guys leave poor Stwingy out in the rain? Baaahahahahaha!! Poor Sheriff!

Gee Lady... wow!. just when I was kind of getting used to being ignored... you cam along... how nice Ducky... you noticed that I was standing there..

I kept saying "hey you guys,,,,hey guys,,,," but no one wanted to talk to me... but you...

You are a nice ducky... Here!. take this feather... now you have... two!

Thanks again, it's like sonething was wrong with me all of a sudden... now... I feel better... :):):)

Ok... good night all...

Good Morning, everyone!

Seems it's been another odd weekend here at the whoring house... (still don't think these men are bringing in the dough, we will probably be evicted YET again!)

Stringer, hunny, what in the world have you been going through, I leave and you fall to pieces?? Well I am back again, so no frets or worries, I can take care of the sheriff who has been slipping me privileges. :D

I was havein' some fun... felt goofy...

Took a shot of testosterone, shook my head and "I was fine again."

And I appreciate that you appreciate that (hee hee).

Awwe and I really just thought you were all broken up about my absence.

Awwe and I really just thought you were all broken up about my absence.

Yes, it just feels empty with you gone:). How are you?

Good Morning Everyone.

Doing fantabulous.

My daughter has been sick off and on for about three weeks straight and came home from her father's house ill yesterday. I guess that should say something to her father about the eight people living in his 3 bedroom house, but I bet it doesn't.

I got up this morning and wished I could just stay in bed all day. :D Can you arrange that... send me to bed with no breakfast, lunch, dinner or work?

Good Morning Adam, Justy, Stringer...

Good Morning Everyone.

Good Morning, Sunshine.

How did your weekend go?

Morning Joe.

How are you doing today?

Doing not to shabby...

Doing fantabulous.

My daughter has been sick off and on for about three weeks straight and came home from her father's house ill yesterday. I guess that should say something to her father about the eight people living in his 3 bedroom house, but I bet it doesn't.

I got up this morning and wished I could just stay in bed all day. :D Can you arrange that... send me to bed with no breakfast, lunch, dinner or work?

I have that power hon... to bed now and don't get out of bed until I say so! :D:D

Morning Joe and Adam...

Hey y'all!
What's everybody up to?
Typical Monday my way - the weather is absolutely GORGEOUS today!

Hey y'all!
What's everybody up to?
Typical Monday my way - the weather is absolutely GORGEOUS today!

Mornin' NM

Good Morning, Sunshine.

How did your weekend go?

I had a fun weekend. Just nice and relaxful, and You?

My weekend was filled with sitting around the house with no obligations and just a bunch of laundry to do... by the way, where the heck does all the laundry come from??

So five loads of laundry later, here I am ready for a new week. Still coughing. I am actually ready to start my medicine to try and quit smoking... just waiting to get through whatever this is...

Morning Joe and Adam....

Good Morning Stringer!

Also Good morning Joe!

My weekend was filled with sitting around the house with no obligations and just a bunch of laundry to do... btw, where the heck does all the laundry come from???

So five loads of laundry later, here I am ready for a new week. Still coughing. I am actually ready to start my medicine to try and quit smoking... just waiting to get through whatever this is....

Quitting smoking is a bi*ch but worth it.

Yeah, I am actually excited... they really have turned smokers into the outcast group. Especially since in Illinois, you can't smoke in any public place... no more smoking in the bar or before dinner in a restaurant.

I was angry at first but with the way they are raising the price, I can just think of better places to spend that money... like they weren't there before :p

Here, they have sent all the smokers outside. So when I actually have to go outside to get fresh air, I actually would just be breathing in tons of smoke. I think the way they had it before was fine. Everybody together or ventilated rooms. I forget where I heard this, but eventually government is going to charge us for farting. Carbon monoxide you know.

Lol

I forget where I heard this, but eventually government is going to charge us for farting. Carbon monoxide you know.

lol

Hey Beautiful Joe, You're so silly!

I can't afford to smoke so I never bothered picking it up. Plus both my parents smoked growing up and I hated it. Funny thing, the last guy I dated was a smoker, go figure. He just didn't smoke around me because he knew I didn't like it. But I didn't mind that he smelled like ciggy smoke. So now when I have male customers that come in my office smelling like ciggy smoke, I think of him. Weird, huh? :cool:

Hmmm, that is funny. I was brought up around family that all smoked. I am one of the non smokers in the family but I would say a lot of it has to do with me having asthma and I just never really wanted to...

That is funny NM. I like to be silly but in my sillyness is the truth. Government wants to rule every aspect of our lives. So you never know how or when they will try to get more money coming in. FROM US.

Sadly I'm a smoker, but I don't smoke in front of the kids, not even in the house. That's why I need to leave AMHD to have a smoke, don't have a laptop, the puter has to stay in the house. ;)

How are all my peeps this morning?

Hey Alty, Happy Monday

Hello Atly,

Puff Puff Puffer, I am glad you do not smoke near the little ones. Some parents are not so smart.

NM, get ready. Coming to canada soon. Charge of 5 dollars per fart. Or you go to jail card.

See you all later.

Joe

Happy Monday Alty...

I am the same way, don't smoke around the kids, but we do smoke in the basement. I am trying to get my partner to quit with me, because I know that it will be harder if he won't. I would say by next week I will start the medication. It's called Chantix, I know I have tried Wellbutrin in the past and hated the side effects. Hoping this one will go better. Then by the end of the year I will be rich with all the money I save. :D

Hello Atly,

Puff Puff Puffer,, I am glad you do not smoke near the little ones. Some parents are not so smart.

NM, get ready. Coming to canada soon. Charge of 5 dollars per fart. Or you go to jail card.

See you all later.

Joe

I think they can charge triple for my partner... :D

Hello Atly,

Puff Puff Puffer,, I am glad you do not smoke near the little ones. Some parents are not so smart.

NM, get ready. Coming to canada soon. Charge of 5 dollars per fart. Or you go to jail card.

See you all later.

Joe

Darnit, my hubby is going to cost us a fortune. :( ;)

Happy Monday everyone. Can I go back to bed? Please?

Darnit, my hubby is going to cost us a fortune. :( ;)

Happy Monday everyone. Can I go back to bed? Please?

Only if you take me with you ;)

Only if you take me with you ;)

Love you tons, but you're not my type, um, you have breasts and other stuff. :eek:

Love you tons, but you're not my type, um, you have breasts and other stuff. :eek:

Damn, those things are always holding me back... I am an equal opportunist.

Damn, those things are always holding me back... I am an equal opportunist.

Sorry, I will have coffee with you though, come on over. I make a darn good cup of Joe! :)

I do love coffee... can we say I will make it up to Canada sometime in the next five years and you will be stop #1. :D

Love you tons, but you're not my type, um, you have breasts and other stuff. :eek:

Did not stop you from suckling my big breasts...

Yeah, it's a good thing that you don't smoke around the babes. My parents smoked around me all the time and it's amazing that I don't have allergies and other breathing difficulties. I just hated the smell, yecch! But yet I used to go to bars and clubs. It doesn't bother me when I'm out; I just can't stand it in a small, closed space.

Please Joe, I hope no such law goes into effect! Otherwise we'll have lots of little old people getting tickets... y'all know they are notorious for letting one rip in a deserted part of a department store!

ALTY has a hard time not calling me.. ha ha.

Cup of Joe here for you. Full, and Delicious...

EDIT: NM, that would be quite the law... Eh... lol

EDIT2: Got to go and get little buddy ready for his nap... See you folks later...

Did not stop you from suckling my big breasts.........

Normally I don't go for boobage either but I only did it because I knew how much you'd love me nursing on your ginormous titties. See, I'm just a caring kind of gal. Do you see what I do for you Beautiful Joe? :)

I want ginormous titties... :(

Cup of Joe here for you. Full, and Delicious...

EDIT2: Got to go and get little buddy ready for his nap... See you folks later...

Haha, I was waiting on someone to say that!

Later Beautiful Joe, talk to you in a bit

I want ginormous titties... :(

LMAO, no you don't Just, trust me... because then you'd have the wonderful folks of AMHD trying to pimp you out for your milk. That's what we did to Joe, we milk him several times a day for our dairy co-op. :p

Justy, first stop here, then we'll hit the road and visit Starby. Deal?

Joe, I love your man boobs, they're hot!

NM, I'd never smoke in front of the kids, it's my choice to smoke, not theirs, no reason they should suffer.

Bear, I see you. :)

Bear has been hiding in the corner for quite some time... he actually quite to like it there probably a correlation to time outs as a child.

Where in Canada do you live Alty?

Bear has been hiding in the corner for quite some time... he actually quite to like it there probably a correlation to time outs as a child.

Where in Canada do you live Alty?

I'm in Alberta, close to Edmonton in a town (actually the largest Hamlet in the world) called Sherwood Park.

It's a beautiful place, I've lived here since I was 5 years old except for the first year of my marriage when we lived in Edmonton.

It's a great place to raise kids, has great schools, shopping, you name it. I love it! :)

Bear has been hiding in the corner for quite some time... he actually quite to like it there probably a correlation to time outs as a child.

Where in Canada do you live Alty?

Correlation?
I see I wasn't hiding well enough anyhoo :)
Yea, sorry I didn't drop in and say hi before now, but I'm not really in the chattiest of moods today :)

Well that is only a 25 hours drive... geesh girl. :D

I'm in Alberta, close to Edmonton in a town (actually the largest Hamlet in the world) called Sherwood Park.

It's a beautiful place, I've lived here since I was 5 years old except for the first year of my marriage when we lived in Edmonton.

It's a great place to raise kids, has great schools, shopping, you name it. I love it! :)

Your really trying to sell Alberta, Hmmm is that a sign? I wonder. Kids, wife and new opportunities...

correlation?
i see i wasnt hiding well enough anyhoo :)
yea, sorry i didnt drop in and say hi before now, but im not really in the chattiest of moods today :)

You down in the dumps Bear Bum? :(

correlation?
i see i wasnt hiding well enough anyhoo :)
yea, sorry i didnt drop in and say hi before now, but im not really in the chattiest of moods today :)

I am sorry Bear... hope your day peaches up for you. :D

Well that is only a 25 hours drive... geesh girl. :D

25 hours? Wow! Take a plane. ;)

Your really trying to sell Alberta, Hmmm is that a sign?? I wonder. Kids, wife and new opportunities....

Come on over Joe. Tell you what, I don't really like my neighbor very much, she's a pain in the arse. She moved here in the winter time a few years back. As soon as the snow melted the kids in the cul-de-sac where outside playing. I was outside doing yard work, she came out to say hi. The first thing she said, in a disgusted voice is "If I had known there where kids in the neighborhood I never would have bought the house". Um, hello, two of those kids are mine! :(

Anyway, I wouldn't cry if she moved away, and then you and your family can move in next door. It'd be a blast, we can have BBQ's, the kids can play with little cheeks the dogs and the bunny's, we can sit out front on summer days and drink beer and gossip. Doesn't that sound nice?

Do it! I triple dog dare you! :D

Hey everyone. I am bored out of my mind

Hey Adam... me too... what can we do to spice things up around here?

I am not sure. I guess somebody could start stripping around here. That might get some attention. Lol

Well that is the male responsibility in this here house... so have at it. Start at the top... :D

Ok, if I have to...

Well it's not very much fun with an unwilling partcipate... geesh.

Do I have to do everything ;)

Alty, That is quite the neighbour you have there.

I myself, and my family would love to be your neighbour I think it would be a lot of fun.

Cool, well guys should go. See you guys later.

Joe

I missed the striptease? Why didn't someone notify me? I am the owner of this place, I should receive notifications of any nakedness going on! Bad kids, I'm never leaving you alone again. ;)

Joe, it is a nive neighborhood, I love it. Because we're in a cul-de-sac and there are a lot of kids here, the people are extra careful driving in and out. That means that my kids and the others can ride their bikes, play on eachothers yards, just have fun like kids should.

In the summer they come home filthy, exhausted, red cheeks, happy, nothing brings me more joy.

If only my house was bigger, then it would be perfect. I just need more room, then I could adopt more animals. I know, I know, crazy pet lady. It's my life. ;)

Nothing wrong with adopting more animals. I am sure the kids love them all too... My wife never was brought up with any animals. Myself though I have always had an animal. Sometime I want to when little cheeks is older get a puppy for him.

My wife says she would rather take care of a baby then an animal :eek:
Anyway one day when I bring that special puppy home, she will not be able to resist. :p

I was going to get a doggy when I bought my house a few years ago... then I found out Niko was a' cookin' so I figured I'd better hold off. A baby and a pooch are both an incredible commitment and well my little munchkin comes first of course. So I'll wait until he's older and can maybe at least help with the water.

I used to have 2 scorpions and a gecko but I was in my 20s then. :p Plus, they're less maintenance than pups.

Now I want a black lab... Oh M, where are you? ;)

::Gulp::

NM - I am not just saying this but my puppy that I grew up with was part lab and something else. She lived for 18 years. She was an amazing part of the family. I love black labs, and I want a black lab again.

Trained black lab, good for the young one, and maybe will be able to sniff a out a seizure before they happen. They are very smart dogs.

Joe

NM - I am not just saying this but my puppy that I grew up with was part lab and something else. She lived for 18 years. She was an amazing part of the family. I love black labs, and I want a black lab again.

Trained black lab, good for the young one, and maybe will be able to sniff a out a seizure before they happen. They are very smart dogs.

Joe

:p

::Gulp::

Don't be skerred!

I'll take good care of you... :rolleyes:

NM - I am not just saying this but my puppy that I grew up with was part lab and something else. She lived for 18 years. She was an amazing part of the family. I love black labs, and I want a black lab again.

Trained black lab, good for the young one, and maybe will be able to sniff a out a seizure before they happen. They are very smart dogs.

Joe

I grew up with a black lab too; she was such a sweet dog. They're good family pets. I'm not sure what kind of dog I'd get now because I want to make sure it's the right one for us. But I'm not close to getting a dog any time soon; I don't have the time to devote to being a good dog-parent.

Hi Y'all!!

How has everyone been lately?

Hi KBC, we're all misbehavin'... as usual.

That's a good thing,I believe nm:p

How the heck are you?

Lick Lick Lick,,

Suck suck suck...

Slurp slurp slurp...

Sniff sniff sniff...

WAKE UP WAKE UP...

Hi kids.

KBC, long time never seen. ;)

I have a lab cross, border collie cross and beagle.

I have to say, the lab cross (more lab then cross) is the gentlest, most easy going dog I've ever had. He's a love.

M, I'd keep you as a pet. ;)

M, I'd keep you as a pet. ;)

I'm very obedient ;)

Lick Lick Lick,,,,,,,,,,

Suck suck suck........

slurp slurp slurp.......

Sniff sniff sniff.......

WAKE UP WAKE UP............

I'm awake now :D:D:D

I'm very obedient ;)

::NM sings:: "How much is that doggy in the window?"... :)

I thought you were all falling asleep at the computer.

Well you got my attention!

That is true. How are you doing today?

Well I am going to go try to go bed earlier tonight.

The word try. Lol

::nm sings:: "how much is that doggy in the window?"... :)

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That is true. How are you doing today?

Well I am going to go try to go bed earlier tonight.

The word try. lol

I'm doing aiight, tired. Just seems there's not enough hours in the day to do all I need to. The weekends fly by so fast. I'm going to call it a night soon too.

How are you?

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:)

Yet, you still haven't helped me find a new avi... :(

:)

Yet, you still haven't helped me find a new avi... :(

OOooooh... so right , are you going to give me a hint of something you'd like??

How about this...

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Awesome new avi choice M... That suits you NM.

Your defiantly a Super Mom, Oh I hope you take that as your new avi...

Thanks Joe... I think it suits her too :)

Thanks M... Here goes...

Ok, I'm trying it on... ooooh it's a little snug, I'll just leave it unzipped a little so my boobas can breathe...

How do I look guys?

Thanks Joe for the compliment :)

Wow NM, nice avy, love it!

Should I change mine guys?

Any suggestions?

How do I look guys??



Looks great!!

Wow NM, nice avy, love it!

Should I change mine guys?

Any suggestions?

I quite like yours Alty , Keira isn't it??

Wow NM, nice avy, love it!

Should I change mine guys?

Any suggestions?


Thanks Alty, it's was a gift from M. :D

Hmm, I don't have any suggestions... I like your pic

So I shouldn't change?

I like her too, she's purty, but, it's been a while since I changed it.

Looks great !!!!

I just remembered how you said my kid looked frightened! Yeah that's right, I remember you saying that on the pictures thread. So are you sure I can wear this SuperMom vest?

Your very welcome NM.

Alty, like your avi the way it is. I will think of a new one though and get back to you.

I like her too Joe, she's become a part of me. I don't think I'd recognize myself if I changed her. ;)

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I just remembered how you said my kid looked frightened! Yeah that's right, I remember you saying that on the pictures thread. So are you sure I can wear this SuperMom vest??

LOL... was just joshing ;)

M, you're such a suck up. ;)

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::NM laughs out loud:: LITERALLY

Good one M!

::NM snorts::

::NM chortles::

I like her too Joe, she's become a part of me. I don't think I'd recognize myself if I changed her. ;)

::NM still laughing at M's Obama picture::

Alty, all this time I thought that was you! I figured you'd gotten some highlights and gotten glammed up. Boy oh boy, do I feel like an idiot. :(

::NM starts laughing again::

::NM still laughing at M's Obama picture::

Alty, all this time I thought that was you! I figured you'd gotten some highlights and gotten glammed up. Boy oh boy, do I feel like an idiot. :(

::NM starts laughing again::

NM, you're not the first person who's asked if that's me. Sadly, no. I wish! :D

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http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2213656/face-main_Full.jpg

This is for you Atly...

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::NM still laughing::

You're killing me M! I guess because it's so silly!

::NM starting to simmer down to a slow chuckle::

M's not the only one with powers! Muwahahahahahaha!

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http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2213656/face-main_Full.jpg

This is for you Atly........

I like it Joe, that's cool! :)

Can you have an animated Avi now Alty , beein' the EXPERT and all ;)

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M's not the only one with powers! Muwahahahahahaha!

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She had a good teacher NM ;)

NM, you're not the first person who's asked if that's me. Sadly, no. I wish! :D

See, since it's only a profile shot, it's hard to tell. Goes to show how much I know :o

Well boys and girls, I can't keep my eyes open any longer so I must bid adieu...

I'll leave the light on M... :rolleyes:

I'm not sure M.

I am sure that neither of those are going to be my AVI! ;)

She had a good teacher NM ;)

True that. You did teach me everything I know, but, I taught you a few thing too. Remember that trick with the tongue and your nipple? Oops, tmi? ;)

I'm not sure M.

I am sure that neither of those are going to be my AVI! ;)


Chicken :cool:


Night NM ;)

Goodnight NM... I should say goodnight as well but it is hard to leave...

Night NM.

M, I'm not a chicken, I'm a bunny. Jeesh. ;)

True that. You did teach me everything I know, but, I taught you a few thing too. Remember that trick with the tongue and your nipple? Oops, tmi? ;)


SShhhhhhhhh... :eek:

Goodnight NM.... I should say goodnight as well but it is hard to leave......

::NM laughs at Alty's pic::

Y'all are making me laugh then it'll be hard to sleep!

Yes Beautiful Joe, it's so hard to leave some nights.

::NM still laughing::

Alty, I like the top Avi with the chick dancing! Are there rules that only experts can have animated avi's?

::NM chuckles some more::

SShhhhhhhhh..................................:eek:

But, but, I thought you liked it. You didn't? Well then, I'll never do that again. :(

But, but, I thought you liked it. You didn't? Well then, I'll never do that again. :(


Oh I never said I didn't like it ;)


Oops did I just say that out loud :eek:

But, but, I thought you liked it. You didn't? Well then, I'll never do that again. :(

Well he's going to come show me exactly what you taught him... and I'll thank you tomorrow morning ;)

::NM laughs at Alty's pic::

Y'all are making me laugh then it'll be hard to sleep!

Yes Beautiful Joe, it's so hard to leave some nights.

::NM still laughing::

Alty, I like the top Avi with the chick dancing! Are there rules that only experts can have animated avi's??

::NM chuckles some more::

NM... no experts can't have animated avatars... only those that have been here for a long time and mods. Apparently it uses up too much 'space.'

Thanks Stringer, which explains that I've only seen a few people with animations

Hey NM , try this one I've made it a bit bigger.
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Hi stringer :)

Ok M, since you know I like things big, I changed it... any difference?

Ok M, since you know I like things big, I changed it...

I am leaving that alone... :cool:


... any difference?


Yep , that's bigger... er I mean better!!

Ok gang, for reals, I got to go hee haw on the mee maw

Night NM ;)

Night M, (for the second time), thanks for the new avi... we'll try it out for a while.

Ok, I'll leave the security disarmed so you won't be startled when you get here. We don't need that headache. :rolleyes:

Goodnight, I am really going now too. I think. Lmasof.

Goodnight Joe, goodnight NM. Are you sure you're leaving?

M, it's just me and you. So, how you doing? ;)

M, it's just me and you. So, how you doin? ;)

Are you playing with 2 boys in 2 different rooms?? Tut tut

Are you playing with 2 boys in 2 different rooms??? tut tut

That's how someone loses an eye! :eek:

That's how someone loses an eye!! :eek:

LOL... Hi starby :)

Helloooo Batboy!. haha... you've been demoted! :D

Are you playing with 2 boys in 2 different rooms??? tut tut

What can I say, I'm a multi-tasker.

What can I say, I'm a multi-tasker.


Ha ha... well I'm a multiple watcher :cool:


Who is this Batboy you speak of starby :confused:

ha ha... well I'm a multiple watcher

I can do other things in multiples too. ;)

I want to leave, I really do, but all this talk.. .

Is the site slow today or is it just me and my internet or computer?

Slow Joe? Slow as in, takes forever to load, or slow as in, no one is around?

Morning all. I'm tired, had a really bad night. How is everyone else?

Morning Alty.

I am ready to wrap up my day and head home. I really just want to be a house wife. :D My job sucks!

Good Morning everyone!

Adam... you are so late with your Good Morning today... I have been missing you all morning long... but if you insist... Good Morning to you as well. :)

Haha. Thank you for the good morning. I wondered if anyone would catch on or just go with it. You passed. Good job!

Trickery will get you nowhere Mr. Adam, but I am happy I passed. ::Dancing jig::

Where have you been hiding today?

You know tonight I will actually have to note what page I left off at, I get SO lost just trying to catch up in the mornings.

Trickery will get you nowhere Mr. Adam, but I am happy I passed. ::Dancing jig::

Where have you been hiding today?

You know tonight I will actually have to note what page I left off at, I get SO lost just trying to catch up in the mornings.

Yea, I always get so far behind. I have been sitting behind my desk today being a good boy. Thought I would pop out and say hi!

Haha, good boy...

Who do you think you are fooling, you are a day early for Fools Day.

You have any good jokes planned?

No, I have nothing planned. I need to work on something tonight though. I need to play some tricks on my fiancé and some co-workers. You got anything?

Nope been wondering and thinking about it... I don't think I have ever pulled off a good April Fools Day joke. My daughter is excited, she really wants to get me, she has been talking about it for a week.

Lol. I didn't even realize it until I heard it on the radio this morning. When I was younger I used to do the clock trick where you would set the clocks ahead and wake someone up and freak them out making them think they were late. Lol. Kind of cheasy but hey whatever.

I would beat my children for that trick... I am pretty serious.

My kids better know better than to mess with my sleep.

Haha. I am sorry. Well, have a good evening. Good Luck!

So do y'all think we'll be able to shut this thread down tonight? A little under 300 posts to go-- we hit 300+ the first night Alty opened it. Anyhow, I got to go mow my lawn before the sun goes down and will be on later. Yes, you heard me, mowing the lawn.

::Sigh::

That's what the Carolina sunshine does-- we got to start mowing the grass in freakin' March! Well at least I do since I'm a single lady.

::NM starts doing the Beyonce' Single Ladies dance::

[singing:] uh uh oh, oh-oh-oh-ohhhh...

Be back in a bit boys n girls...

(I saw you M staring at my booty while I did that dance. It's OK, I don't mind.) ;)

(i saw you m staring at my booty while i did that dance. It's ok, i don't mind.) ;)

:cool: :D

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Isn't "mowing the lawn" a euphamism for something else? ;)

Hi M. Anyone else still here or is it just the two of us?

Alone at last? Could it be?

I'm actually just about to head out for an hour or so Alty , don't think anyone else is here for you to play with :(

I'm actually just about to head out for an hour or so Alty , don't think anyone else is here for you to play with :(

Actually I have a few things I need to do too. I'll catch you in an hour or so. Don't run, I will catch you, trust me! :)

Isn't "mowing the lawn" a euphamism for something else? ;)

Hi M. Anyone else still here or is it just the two of us?

Alone at last? Could it be?

Noooo, Alty... M is my landscaper... and I said I was doing this alone. Duh. :p

Its almost April fools day... Almost. Maybe for some it already has arrived. I have done so many pranks to my wife for this special day. I think I have run out of ideas...

Alty, I meant that the website and everything seems to take a lot longer to load, plus yes, I would say the last couple of days have been slow as well on the thread.
Hope your feeling better and having a better day.

Joe

It is the wee hours on April 1st and already 'THE BEAR' has stuck, telling my flatmate that we have close to no electricity left and he's there saying hess going to have to work through the entire night to get his work done, so I said hed have to go out in the middle of the night to find some money, which he started to do, to which I replied 'april fools' and oh how I laughed and oh how he thretene to kill me ahhhhhh good times :D
Happy April fools day all

Lmasof good one albear. Aprils fools day can be so much fun.

Starby's already had some fun with it :)

starby's already had some fun with it :)

Fun? What fun? Not me... no fun! I haven't done a thing! Not a thing! Muuwaahahahaha!

Starby started having fun, then she got her knuckles rapped. Bad Starby, there's no fun allowed. ;)

Starby started off having fun, then she got her knuckles rapped. Bad Starby, there's no fun allowed. ;)

Yes... no fun allowed! No fun... be serious all of you... all of the time... no fun... I'll have to bite you... NO FUN!. STOP IT! :p

Yup, no fun allowed. Now, get back to work! :mad:

Good help is so hard to find. :rolleyes:

Starby started off having fun, then she got her knuckles rapped. Bad Starby, there's no fun allowed. ;)

I saw it got closed , I thought that thread was hilarious :)

It got closed?

It got closed?

Starbys sister wants to be a Vampire thread was closed , it was hilarious. The other is hangin in there LOL

I saw it got closed , I thought that thread was hilarious :)

It was hilarious, until the bitter end, then, not so much. ;)

Hey, you're supposed to be working young man. Go answer some questions! ;)

Oops... well I am getting paid at the moment ;)

Starby I did not realize that the full moon got to you. (;

Smiles, sounds like you all had lots of fun. Lol

Starby I did not realize that the full moon got to you. (;

Smiles, sounds like you all had lots of fun. lol

You can still go have a read of it Joe...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-society-culture/sister-wants-vampire-336240.html

Oops.............well I am getting paid at the moment ;)

They pay you? How did you manage that? :confused:

I want to talk to management! I want a 10% raise! Wait, 10% of 0 is... CRAP! :(

Starby, you just gave me my 1000th greenie! :)

Starby I did not realize that the full moon got to you. (;

Smiles, sounds like you all had lots of fun. lol

While it lasted! :D

While it lasted! :D

Alles hat ein ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei! :)

They pay you?! How did you manage that? :confused:

I want to talk to management! I want a 10% raise! Wait, 10% of 0 is......... CRAP!! :(

Well I'm getting paid where I am ;)

Well I'm getting paid where I am ;)

I want to come where you are! That doesn't sound right. :o

I want to come where you are! That doesn't sound right. :o

:eek:

:eek:

Scaredy dog! ;)

Yo Yo... dawgitty dawg dawg! Yer the DAWG! Woof Woof Woof! I dig you dawg... I dig you!

scaredy dog! ;)

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AWWWW! Cute puppy, come here, it's okay, come here!

Does puppy wuppy want a cookie wookie. Yes he does! Yes he does!

Come give Auntie Alty huggles. Come on.

Poor little scaredy dog.

Wait a minute.

That looks like Indy when he was younger, and the carpet is the same color as the carpet in my bedroom, and the legs on the armour are... :eek:

M!! :mad:

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Is that the vampire breed of which you speak? He looks possessed! :eek:

Is that the vampire breed of which you speak? He looks possessed!! :eek:

Hey!! That's my baby! :(

Could I be Indy in disguise??

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M you kill me with the pics!
I swear I laugh out loud every time. :p

Yeah, I'm here. Y'all didn't know it. I was in M's corner watching.

Starbs, I saw your Vampire question and just thought to myself, "I ain't touchin' that one!"

Happy April Fools day everybody.

I am going to think of something good to get my wife with.. She will never get me though. Ha Ha Ha

Starby, have fun eh... April Fools just begun.

Goodnight everyone...

Could i be Indy in disguise???

You're Indy?

But, but, how can you be?

Indy is laying at my feet right now! He's not on the computer, he doesn't have an account on AMHD!

Wait a minute... ::calls Indy over:: "Indy, are you M? Talk to me! Answer me! Come on, spit it out! Stop, stop licking me, that's not working, nope, not buying it. Stop it! Awww, too cute, yes you are, you're mommy's boy. Do you want a belly rub? Yes? Okay."

He's not talking. :(

Happy April Fools day everybody.

I am going to think of something good to get my wife with.. She will never get me though. Ha Ha Ha

Starby, have fun eh... April Fools just begun.

Goodnight everyone.....

Night Joe, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. You know, bed bugs, they're nasty, suck your blood while you sleep, crawl into your ears and lay eggs, nasty stuff like that.

Good night! :D

Those icky icky spiders crawl in your mouth while you sleep.. You do not know how many spiders you have swallowed in your sleep.
Now that might keep you up for a bit, eh?

Goodnight maybe? :p

Those icky icky spiders crawl in your mouth while you sleep.. You do not know how many spiders you have swallowed in your sleep.
Now that might keep you up for a bit, eh?

Goodnight maybe?? :p

Good night Joe , sleep well :cool:

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