I was apparently, or people on that thread. Anywhoo..

Hope your headache is gone. Take one or two my tylenol 3's and your headache will disappear like magic.

Might give you a tiny bit of a stomach ache though.

Lol, I thought he meant I was getting hostile... Well we've told him he's wrong. I just hopes he'll do the right thing.

Does beer get rid of a headache, or am I asking for more? ;)

This should sort you out Alty ;)

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M! Bigger headache now, I don't know how to get that into my house! ;)

Help anyone? I'll give you a beer. :)

What would you prefer Alty, A Canadian or Corona??

Corona. Oh no, I'm going to be kicked out of Canada now.

Did I mention that I'm not a Canadian citizen? I think you have to be born in Canada to love Canadian beer, it's in the blood. ;)

What would you prefer Alty, A Canadian or Corona???

I'd prefer an Australian ;)... and a beeyah too!

I'd prefer an Australian ;) ... and a beeyah too!

LOL... naughty girl NM ;)

Hey Atly You do not like Canadian?? What??

I didn't say I didn't like it, just that I would prefer a Corona!

See guys, they kick you out of Canada for stuff like this.

M, can I stay with you for a while?

Oh, our friend Scott is flirting with people on AMHD too.


Hey my other account messed up and I couldn't log in so I had to create a new one but it won't let me send you a private message. My other account was rg61fc are you still interested in emails?? If not its cool

I think we scared that Scott guy away! I don't get if he thought that he should just come here and a bunch of people would tell him, "Sure Guy, it's ok to have cyber sex with another woman! Go for it!" and I'm sure you're going to be able to control yourself from allowing it to go further. Riiiiight.

Some people just shouldn't get married, Scotty boy is one of them.

I feel bad for his wife, hopefully she figures it out soon and moves on.

I didn't say I didn't like it, just that I would prefer a Corona!

See guys, they kick you out of Canada for stuff like this.

M, can I stay with you for a while?

You know your always welcome :cool:

I am a honest Canadian Alty, I like my Corona better then canadian beer too.

Corona's go down nice and smooth. Canadian beer is way too strong with an bad after taste...

NM, That guy is a major ----. I wish I could say whatever I wanted here. Lol

You know your always welcome :cool:

Awww, heart melting, you're so sweet. Big hug my Australian hunk. :D

Joe, I want to know, which do you prefer? Canadian, Corona or a good German beer? ;)

Scotty may just be one of them silly ol' Trolls too!!

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Ooops, Joe, we posted at the same time. Nix my question. ;)

Scotty may just be one of them silly ol' Trolls too!!!

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Scott needs a swift kick in the... HELLO! :p

Oh, our friend Scott is flirting with people on AMHD too.

Who did he send this to?

Awww, heart melting, you're so sweet. Big hug my Australian hunk. :D



STOP IT... your emotionally cheating on Wiggy LOL :D

Ashley something or other, I reported it so it's probably gone or going.

Ohh, by the way, heeeeee'sssss baaacccckkkk! (it works better if you can hear my scary little blonde hair kid poltergeist voice). :(

STOP IT..................your emotionally cheating on Wiggy LOL :D

Um, he's sitting beside me, says hi! :)

LOL...............naughty girl NM ;)

Sorry M, I can't resist! You're so lubbable with those puppy dog eyes! ;)

Well if anyone cares, I like Yuengling- right out of Pottsville, PA! A good ole smooth lager!

Ashley something or other, I reported it so it's probably gone or going.


So how'd you find out it was him? :confused:

It's under his new user name Scott... just go to his profile and look at all his posts, you'll find it.

Um, he's sitting beside me, says hi! :)

Hey Wiggy... something for you Buddy ;)



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hey wiggy.............something for you buddy ;)



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Uhm

Now now, Joe... Your titties are much more impressive than hers.

Uhm


LOL... not your type Joe :rolleyes:

Joe, I saw that you changed your response from "wow" to "uhm" -- busted! :p

M, how did you get a picture of me? ;)

Hey everybody... what's up?

Ooooooo wow!

What did I stumble upon... a Brothel?

Well LET ME IN!! See my I.D. (ahem) I am 18 ;) ;) It's real, I promise!

M, how did you get a picture of me? ;)

You know that hidden camera I told you about ;)

Hey everybody... whats up?

Ooooooo wow!

What did I stumble upon... a Brothel?

Well LET ME IN!!! See my I.D. (ahem) I am 18 ;) ;) It's real, I promise!

::looks closely at ID:: I didn't know you looked like Vin Diesel. Come on in, I'll show you to my room. :D

Joe, I saw that you changed your response from "wow" to "uhm" -- busted!! :p

Lmasof, Yes I am busted. Uhm, Wow. Is that better. She is not bad looking but My wife is way better looking.

M, Not my type. I agree...

You know that hidden camera i told you about ;)

Um, did you happen to catch last nights action? I better not find that on You tube!

Oh, Wiggy says thanks for the pic and he's packing my bags for Ozzie land. Poor guy, I think he forgot that I don't have a passport, I'll tell him tomorrow. :cool:

I checked out Scott's other posts- he's a real piece of... work. So he was going to message some girl just because she thought she was bi. If you notice the thread was OLD and he actually is the one that revived it!

Ah, no, got to go. And I just got here!
See you all later

Ah, no, got to go. And I just got here!
See you all later

Why are you running? Did I scare you? Come back Vin, I mean JR!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kangaroo:
Have a place not to far away (15 miles or so) that sells Kangaroo burgers and the like. I haven't tried them yet. When I was visiting Chicago, they had pig ears on the menu,
Here, smoked pig ears:

Appetizers (http://www.granddukesrestaurant.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=65&Itemid=65&lang=en)

Yummy?

Alty:
Good girl. You like Corona. How about Guinness?

I'm hopefully going to a "Shrimp Boil" again next month. You place spices, onions, corn, hot dogs and potaoes in a BIG pot and cook outside with a propane burner. You add the shrimp last. Then you drain and dump on a large newspaper covered table. ABout 20 people dig in with their paper plates. Beers from local microbreweries are also provided. Yummy!

Ha... no. Of course not. It's midnight in my corner of the world, and I have to catch up on some sleep :)

But I'll be back soon! C'mon, you're going to keep me away from this thread? After that last pic, hell no!

It is midnight here too you know. I am still up lol.

Starby's going crazy , she's throwing away greenies like their going out of fashion :eek:

The recipie for the Shrimp Boil

(adapted from “John Armand’s
Louisiana Shrimp Boil" recipe)
10 person recipe
Appr.3 gallons of water (1/2 of
Container)
2 - 1 lb. 10 oz. boxes of salt
1 - 2.62 oz. box of red pepper
1 - box of shrimp/crab spice
Pack per 5 lb shrimp.
4-6 medium sized lemons
4-6 medium sized onions
2-3 lbs hot dogs
3-4 cloves of garlic (in pieces)
1+ red potatoes per person (3-
5lbs)
1+ ears of corn per person
5-10 lbs. shrimp
Cooking directions
Heat water to a boil in a large
Cauldron, kettle, or pot.
Get a cold one to keep you
Company.
Add salt to water and taste.
When the brine gags
You,(60,000 micromhos/cm), that
Is is enough salt. (You think its
Been ruined, but you haven’t
... yet).
Add the crab boil spice pack
(leave spice in sack).
Add red pepper to taste (don’t
Throw in the bottle).
Add cloves of garlic.
Roll lemons to soften, cut in
Half, squeeze juice into pot and
Then drop halves in.
With water now boiling
vigorously, cut onions in half
(peeling not necessary), and
Drop into pot.
Add potatoes (whole or half
Depending on size). Don’t wash
Or peel, takes away from the
Flavor.
Simmer for 10-12 minutes.
Time for another cold one.
Split hot dogs slightly, to allow
The juices in and add to the
Mixture.
Drop in the corn and bring
Water back to strong boil.
Stir occasionally.
Add shrimp and boil 'til done
... Usually the shrimp will be done
In 5 minutes of boiling depending
On size. Watch shrimp closely
Because overcooked shrimp is
Hard to peel and is tough. The
Shrimp is done when the shell
Starts separating from the meat
Along the curve of the back (the
Sides will be red-orange and you
Will see a clear area between the
Meat and the shell).
Drain water (Careful, Its HOT
And brine water will kill grass),
And pour mixture on a table lined
With several layers of newspaper.
Be careful not to use editorial
Pages as it may rub off and ruin
The food. Get another cold one
And enjoy.
Use this recipe at your own risk
And take appropriate safety
Precautions.

It is midnight here too you know. I am still up lol.

I'm 16 (I mean, 18, yeah, it's a brothel, right) , in high school. And to be honest, I left a tiny bit of homework till the last second that I have to get started on ;).

Lol, I really should go. But thanks for the warm welcome, as always :)

^^^ And wow, that's one hell of a recipe. Good luck!

Starby's going crazy , she's throwing away greenies like their going outta fashion :eek:

She's the Oprah of AMHD- "And You get a greenie, and you get a greenie, and you get a greenie!" :p

Thanks Starbs, God love you!

She's the Oprah of AMHD- "And You get a greenie, and you get a greenie, and you get a greenie!" :p

Thanks Starbs, God luv ya!

It's greeeeenie night! Yeah! Let's throw a party! Oprah of AMHD... ROFLMAO!

Spring break... greenie's gone wild!!

... oh NM... I have to put that in my sig line... I'm still laughing!

she's the oprah of amhd- "and you get a greenie, and you get a greenie, and you get a greenie!" :p

thanks starbs, god luv ya!

Lmao... :)

Our Starby's going green, even though St. Pat's day is over.

She's always late. ;)

It is better late then Never...

It is better late then Never.....

WHAT??...no more green beer? No more leprechauns? Did someone already get the Pot 'o Gold??.....oh crap!!

Where'd everybodeees goooo?

Psssst... over here

Ha Ha Ha, Maybe everybody got a little bit too much green.

psssst...............over here

Ya got the goods?

Ya got the goods??

Oh he's got the goods alrighty! ;) :D :D :D :D :D

Starbs, love the editing to the siggy!
I feel so special! ::sniff:: Here I am, not "expert", not even an "ultra" member (whatever that means) ::sniff::
And I'm being quoted in siggy lines ::sniff::
First I'd like to thank Gawd, and I'd like to thank my mama, and my 1st grade teacher Mrs. Anderson... [guess, I don't win anything, eh?]

You get love NM, and you'll be happy with that! ;)

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Oh he's got the goods alrighty! ;) :D :D :D :D

Starbs, love the editing to the siggy!
I feel so special! ::sniff:: Here I am, not "expert", not even an "ultra" member (whatever that means) ::sniff::
and I'm being quoted in siggy lines ::sniff::
First I'd like to thank Gawd, and I'd like to thank my mama, and my 1st grade teacher Mrs. Anderson... [guess, I don't win anything, eh?]

LMAO!. You forgot to thank your producers, your manager, your hair and makeup guy, your dogs, your cats, yo mama, yer Daddy, your Sugar Daddy, your tattoo artist, your mailman... oh and NIKO... moma forgot little sick things running out of every orafice Niko!! :eek:

Batman... I believe you hold the key to the award vault?

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ROFLMAO!! :p:D

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! Thanks for that!

Starbs, I forgot to thank "Peanut and 'nem" lol

Alty, I'm glad to be loved! I am not glad however, how you wonderfully humorous people keep me up waaaaaay too late! :p:mad::p

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :p:D

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!! Thanks for that!

Starbs, I forgot to thank "Peanut and 'nem" lol

Alty, I'm glad to be loved! I am not glad however, how you wonderfully humorous people keep me up waaaaaay too late! :p:mad::p

Oh, didn't I tell you? See, when you accepted your award you agreed to be kept up late by us sillies! Did you miss the engraving? Batman?. did you forget the engraving again?

Its almost 1:30 am here. I need to say Goodnight to you all.

Its almost 1:30 am here. I need to say Goodnight to you all.

Goodnite Joe Joe! Sweet dreams!. and it's only 1:14 :p

... oh, and... God love you! Heehee!

G'Night Ma.
G'Night Pa.
G'Night John Boy.
G'Night Joe.

(guess my age is showing as the 30+ club, eh?)

G'Night Ma.
G'Night Pa.
G'Night John Boy.
G'Night Joe.

(guess my age is showing as the 30+ club, eh?)

G'nite Maryellen! ::crickets chirping::... eh! :D

... and G'nite Jim Joe! Wasn't he in there somewhere? LOL!

Batman...I believe you hold the key to the award vault?

Yeah, he's got the key but I haven't convinced him to give it to me yet. Guess I'll be back in Stringer's jailhouse for Breaking & Entering... :rolleyes:

Naw... the pretty ones get a special cell... I mean room...

Naw...the pretty ones get a special cell....I mean room....

Careful NM!. he's out to steal your "award." He's a little kinky that way!

And like clockwork the Sheriff shows up at the mention of a crime being committed. :eek:

It is a thankless job... sigh

and like clockwork the sheriff shows up at the mention of a crime being committed. :eek:

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You remembered that I have a mustache, not sure if the curl makes me look good though. :(

Alrighty gang, I got to get going seeing that my weekday mornings start pretty early. Let's hope my widdle guy feels better tomorrow.

'Night all

Night NM :)

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Put up your Ducks... put them up... put them up!. c'mon, let Duck it out! Lift yer there hat... you can see nothing!

Sleep well NM!

You remembered that I have a mustache, not sure if the curl makes me look good though. :(


Adds toughness Sheriff ;)

Alrighty gang, I gotta get going seeing that my weekday mornings start pretty early. Let's hope my widdle guy feels better tomorrow.

'Night all

I do too NM

Well I too am leaving...

Stringer has left the building... Don't forget to buy your tickets for my next show... :):):D:eek:

Adds toughness Sheriff ;)

Ha... this whole gig was trying for the opposite M... I have to be tough all day long... not always easy being the 'boss.'

Night.

Night stringer :)

I do too NM

Well I too am leaving...

Stringer has left the building.....Don't forget to buy your tickets for my next show..... :):):D:eek:

Sheriffs Gone Wild? Do the Deputy's do the opening act? And where do we buy these tickets?

Night M,

Well it looks as though my deputies will have to go through some re-training... in the meantime the sheriff will be the 'last man' left on the hill top fighting to the last for Truth, Justice and...

And..?

M, it just occurred to me, you are heading into fall and winter about now right?

and................??

And... cute youth ladies...

M, it just occurred to me, you are heading into fall and winter about now right?

Yep
1st month of Autumn (Fall) , Winter starts June 1

Yep
1st month of Autumn (Fall) , Winter starts June 1

After just going through a bitter one... sorry bud.

Yep
1st month of Autumn (Fall) , Winter starts June 1

Well now that's just wrong!. LOL! No winters in June!. that's awful... I won't think about it... I can't... I can't! :eek:

I got to go... for real.

Alty... you have been gone too long... are you trying to keep up with me and make me jealous? Ha ha Whatcha doing??

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... snore.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... snore.

Alty?. where'd you go? Now's our chance!. the Sheriff is sawin logs!

Alty??....where'd ya go? Now's our chance!....the Sheriff is sawin logs!!

That's her over there... see that bunch of covers... :):mad: She'll be busy for some time...

The best little what? Have we by chance gone to Texas! :confused:

After just going through a bitter one....sorry bud.

It doesn't snow here stringer , in fact winter is quite mild.

The best little what? Have we by chance gone to Texas! :confused:

Kind of... and the women think that they are in charge now... hee hee.

Night now... again. Geeeeeeze I wish I could be more like Joe and say goodnight once... and then leave.

The best little what? Have we by chance gone to Texas! :confused:

Yessiireee Bob! We have moooooved to Texas. Everything is REALLY big here too! Grab yer 10 gallon hat on yer way in!

It doesn't snow here stringer , in fact winter is quite mild.

Kind of like North Carolina then... that's not bad...

And by the way, you never helped me with my changing my avatar... tomorrow... K?

Yessiireee Bob! We have moved to Texas. Everything is REALLY big here too! Grab yer 10 gallon hat on yer way in!

Chicago... too.

Kinda like North Carolina then...that's not bad.....

And by the way, you never helped me with my changing my avatar...tomorrow....K?

Yep... read back where you left :cool:

Yep..................read back where you left :cool:

K... tomorrow... I can't even see straight now... thanks, I will.

Save the pic to your PC , then in My Profile under settings go to edit photo. In Option 2 click browse to locate where you saved it , as soon as you click on the file just "save changes" and that should be it.

Here Tis'

Yep..................read back where you left :cool:

... and NM's award? Sheriff?. your Deputy is asleep on the job again! He shhht'd me in the corner, and when I got there he was a'sleepin! I think he's gone into hibernation!

....and NM's award?

Musta missed that... your confuzzling me :confused:

Save the pic to your PC , then in My Profile under settings go to edit photo. In Option 2 click browse to locate where you saved it , as soon as you click on the file just "save changes" and that should be it.

Thanks mate.

Thanks mate.

Pleasure :)

Ok I'm out of here as well for the day.

Off to Bed Ducky ;)

Musta missed that.....................your confuzzling me :confused:

Seeeeee... told you he's bin sleeping! :p

Musta missed that.....................your confuzzling me :confused:

Yep... reorientation is needed... but M he is my Chief Deputy... not him!?

Did I mention that I was leaving? Night.

Stringy... get to bed!

Batman... beer me when you get to the pub! :D

Buh bye!

Pleasure :)

Ok I'm outta here as well for the day.

Off to Bed Ducky ;)

That Duck doesn't sleep... that's evident and why she's so... well goofy... sometimes anyway ha ha. :) No... I still lub you... yeaaaaaah, can't help myself.

You know the goofier I get, the more stressed I am! I got to get goofy! That's the only thing that saves me from killing people! :p ;)

StarDUCK... I've been thinking... you may be eligible to participate in my new medical study... pays 5 bucks...

You can donate the money... remember Alty said that we need money for the refurbishing of the Jail.

Think about it... there's only a little bit of carving involved... hee hee.

StarDUCK...I've been thinking...you may be eligible to participate in my new medical study....pays 5 bucks.....

You can donate the money...remember Alty said that we need money for for refurbishing.

Think about it...there's only a little bit of carving involved...hee hee.

Carving... hmmmm! Yeah, I'm not playing yer little game Sheriff... I smell orange sauce. I'm pretty sure that's bad. Now, I wittle a bit... I'm also a pro at waddling!

WOW... my AMHD screen just went ballistic on me... went 3 times the normal size and then went back to normal...

Must be the experiments I am preparing to conduct (conduck)... getting ready for the DUCK.

Hey... mine did that earlier too! I think the powers that be are screwin with us! LOL! Should we lock them up? Oh... we're not in the jail anymore... oh crap. Heehee.

You can't con a conduck!

Carving....hmmmm!! Yeah, I'm not playin yer little game Sheriff....I smell orange sauce. I'm pretty sure that's bad. Now, I wittle a bit....I'm also a pro at waddling!

Sorry... Aaaaaa... there will be no 'waddling' this requires you to be strapped down on this nice little table over here.

Close your eyes now... NO... those aren't really sharp knives... nope... that's only a picture hanging on the wall hon... rest now... that's right sleepy bye...

Get me the sharpest one M...

Hey......mine did that earlier too!! I think the powers that be are screwin with us! LOL! Should we lock em up? Oh...we're not in the jail anymore...oh crap. Heehee.

You can't con a conduck!!

I thought that it was a Canuck?

All of your Deputy's are off duty... and I'm pretty sure you're sleep typing! Don't you know not to run with sharp objects? That's how you put an eye out, silly man!

All of your Deputy's are off duty...and I'm pretty sure you're sleep typing! Don't you know not to run with sharp objects? That's how you put an eye out, silly man!

Your right... I'm going to bed and dream about how I will perform this operation... tomorrow.

GOOD NIGHT!

I thought that it was a Canuck?

The Duck has the powers to change that at will! I just close my eyes real tight... twitch my beak... and voilà! Anymore questions Sheriff?

Your right...I'm going to bed and dream about how I will perform this operation ...tomorrow.

GOOD NIGHT!

Your getting sleeeepy... very very sleeeeepy! When I snap my fingers you will be out. You will only hear my quack. You will obey my every command. It worked... he's out like a light. Now listen carefully. The Duck will get new feathers... and the Sheriff will... GO TO BED!!

Huh? What happened?

Wow, I awoke sitting here at my 'puter with my fingers on the keyboard.

WHERE IS THAT DUCK?!?!?!?!?!?! :(

Wake up stringer! It's a trap!!

wake up stringer! Its a trap!!!!!

I was just sitting here and WHAM something happened to me... head spinning...

I was just sitting here and WHAM something happened to me....head spinning...

Yeah you should get that looked at, it isn't natural :D
Anyhoo now your up and safe from the hypno-duck I best be on me way, laters :)

Yeah.. have a good day Bear...

WOW! Look, it changed my picture too... who the h*ll is that?????

Look at my face on that pic... she did me in... faddingggggg... changing...

I leave for a little bit and all h-ll breaks loose.

Goodmorning everybody, Stringer that face is scary...

I leave for a little bit and all h-ll breaks loose.

Goodmorning everybody, Stringer that face is scary...

H*ll YEAH Joe... what did she do to me?

Out east got socked by another snow storm 20 cm, which for all you american folk is 8 inches.

Wow, tomorrow and all of the weekend we are supposed to get rain. Lol

Out east got socked by another snow storm 20 cm, which for all you american folk is 8 inches.

Wow, tommorow and all of the weekend we are supposed to get rain. lol

Yeah, I was trying to convert cm to inches! Gimme a break, I'm a new Canadian so I have to get used to the metric system and funny spellings! :p (bahaviour, realise, honour... )

Hey Everybody! Hope y'all are having a good day so far. Niko is much better today and I'm back at work-- but now I think my throat's getting a little scratchy... :(

Yeah, I was trying to convert cm to inches! Gimme a break, I'm a new Canadian so I have to get used to the metric system and funny spellings! :p (bahaviour, realise, honour...)

Hey Everybody! Hope y'all are having a good day so far. Niko is much better today and I'm back at work-- but now I think my throat's getting a little scratchy...:(

Glad that he is better, take care of yourself NM.

Out west they are having a big snow storm too... they are predicting... (ready)... 40 inches in the mountains...

We are having temps in the low 60's but heavy clouds and rain too...

Someone wanted a Roo... I think that it was Starduck...

http://www.johnmirandaphoto.com/australia/DSC_0062.jpg

http://openhippo.com/wp-content/uploads/rare%20pics.jpg

Stringer, your avatar makes for one heck of a creepy looking sheriff...

I think I have to stay in hiding, he scares me.

Stringer, your avatar makes for one heck of a creepy looking sheriff...

I think I have to stay in hiding, he scares me.

Getting to like it a little... but Starduck did something to me... and this showed up??

I feel like crying today.

That man about did the trick.

I feel like crying today.

That man about did the trick.

No, no!. Sweety, it's only a façade... I'm still me... don't cry little girl... no.

Thank you Stringer

I will wipe my tears, it's only raining outside, made it look like I was crying.

Thank you Stringer

I will wipe my tears, it's only raining outside, made it look like I was crying.

Here take my shoulder hon... Think of something beautiful... something/someone that you love. (Stringer pats your back) I's all right... smile for me now... :):):)

See, Starduck's attempt to make me that evil guy didn't work... I'm here for you... :)

I don't think anyone on here is evil.

If I needed to point to evil I wouldn't have to point far out of my own backyard.

I don't think anyone on here is evil.

If I needed to point to evil I wouldn't have to point far out of my own backyard.

I am sorry to hear that hon, maybe ignoring them and don't allow them to bring you down?

I am sorry, but I have to leave now for an appointment, try to find something to make you happier hon. I know that's not always easy, but sometimes it can work...

I have seen you on here being tough when you have to be... :)

Thanks Stringer.

I think that I have lost this battle already in a way but I know I have fought the good fight.

Just financial drained without many resources to continue. Thinking about a part time job, but I don't have too much free time to give. I will figure my way out of this.

I know that you will hon.


Sometimes I get to the point where I just tell myself that I WILL NOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE... and start to find a way out of the problem... there is one you know...

Glad that he is better, take care of yourself NM.

Out west they are having a big snow storm too...they are predicting ...(ready)....40 inches in the mountains...

We are having temps in the low 60's but heavy clouds and rain too...

Yikes! :eek: I have never in my life seen 40 inches of snow (or should I say 88cm since I'm Canadian now?) Don't want to be around that much snow!

Yikes!! :eek: I have never in my life seen 40 inches of snow (or should I say 88cm since I'm Canadian now?) Don't wanna be around that much snow!

I was hired by Republic Steel Corporation in Pittsburgh and transferred the next day to Chicago on January 15, 1079 (I know, you weren't born yet). It was the last great snow storm in Chicago. The temp had stayed below freezing for almost 3 weeks and it kept snowing. The total 'new' snow on the ground was 5' 9". With the drifts and plowed snow... bad, very bad.

People died, roofs caved in,. bad.

So, Canada is even further north... whatcha think hon... :):):)

I was hired by Republic Steel Corporation in Pittsburgh and transferred the next day to Chicago on January 15, 1079 (I know, you weren't born yet). It was the last great snow storm in Chicago. The temp had stayed below freezing for almost 3 weeks and it kept snowing. The total 'new' snow on the ground was 5' 9". With the drifts and plowed snow...bad, very bad.

People died, roofs caved in,...bad.

So, Canada is eve further north...whatcha think hon.....:):):)

You weren't born then either.

People died, roofs caved in,...bad.

So, Canada is eve further north...whatcha think hon.....:):):)

That was a scary story, Uncle Stringer!
I think I'm going to stay in North Carolina! :)

Yikes!! :eek: I have never in my life seen 40 inches of snow (or should I say 88cm since I'm Canadian now?) Don't wanna be around that much snow!

Yep, this is how little Duckies tear ligaments in their widdle legs. Try walking through that much snow, and having your 45lbs dog come charging at you wanting to play... and I wasn't in any darn mountains! I'm just talking my backyard! :eek:

I see my hynotistic (is that a word) skills worked on the Sheriff! I turned him into a scary monster!. wasn't exactly the look I was going for!

... and I see I've got two new Roo's, and baby Roo's! What the hell am I going to do with all of these Roo's? Kevin and Skippy were making enough of a mess! I thought the snow in my backyard was deep! Uuuhhmmm... send more litter boxes please... and some shovels! :eek:

You weren't born then either.

You... made my day... see my smile sweety>>>>>>>:):D:)

Yep, this is how little Duckies tear ligaments in their widdle legs. Try walking through that much snow, and having your 45lbs dog come charging at you wanting to play....and I wasn't in any darn mountains!! I'm just talkin my backyard! :eek:

I see my hynotistic (is that a word) skills worked on the Sheriff! I turned him into a scary monster!....wasn't exactly the look I was goin for!

......and I see I've got two new Roo's, and baby Roo's! What the hell am I going to do with all of these Roo's? Kevin and Skippy were makin enough of a mess! I thought the snow in my backyard was deep! Uuuhhmmm....send more litter boxes please....and some shovels!! :eek:

Hee... Just lay here on this comfy table for a little while... DUCKIE !!!!! Yes, I know that the light up there is very bright and there are all those shiny instruments... but nothing to concern that little duckie head of yours about... sleep, sleep... (sleep... Ssssssshhhhhh... )

I really have to go, it's 1:20 pm and I must be there at 2 pm... gunning the engine... va va va varooommmmm!

Sorry for that dust in ya'll's faces... hee hee

Later guys.

hee....Just lay here on this comfy table for a little while...DUCKIE !!!!! Yes, I know that the light up there is very bright and there are all those shiny instruments...but nothing to concern that little duckie head of yours about...sleep, sleep.....(sleep....Ssssssshhhhhh....)

::sniff sniff:: Why do I keep on smelling oranges? :rolleyes:

Pphhttt... ::spits out dust:: Pssstttt... NM, he's gone now... quick, run over here and untie me!

::sniff sniff:: Why do I keep on smelling oranges? :rolleyes:

You worry and talk too much... just trust me... K... Ssssshhh now... nothing (bad) will ever happen to you... sssssssshhhhhh...

I hear chicken is much better than duck! See chicken is finger lickin good! So chicken sounds better right?

Speaking of Chicks... where is our Chicky girl? Where is our Starty girl? Sheriff? Have you tied them up too??

::sniff sniff:: Why do I keep on smelling oranges? :rolleyes:

pphhttt...::spits out dust:: Pssstttt....NM, he's gone now....quick, run over here and untie me!

Sorry it looks like he got back before I got here; feel like I let you down :(

I'm SO farkin tired!! I swear, I am NOT staying up as late tonight ::NM yawns::

Yeah, you better get some sleep tonight for sure or you will end up with what Niko has.

For some insane reason, I didn't fall asleep until 5am, and was woken up at 8am by the phone. So I'm yawnin right along with you girl!

I've been lost... and no one has been sent to find me... I'm so sad... I walked and walked and walked... and chirped and chirped and chirped... but no one heard me... :( :( :(

Hey Everyone.

I'm here, I'm not queer and I am ready to party.

I got something to offer, but it's going to cost some money. A lot of money.

Who brought money?

How about interesting trades?

Are you willing to do the dance for an interesting trade?

I've been lost.... and no one has been sent to find me.... I'm so sad... I walked and walked and walked.... and chirped and chirped and chirped.... but no one heard me.... :( :( :(

There you are! Didn't you follow the trail of Chicky seed I scattered? :(

How about interesting trades?

Are you willing to do the dance for an interesting trade?

OK, and just what is the trade?

And no takers? Ok then. I am off. Bye!

Bye

It's a raid everybody!!

Grab your clothes and put them on and act like we're just playing poker or gin rummy or Old Maid - or just keep your clothes in a pile and we can all say we were just playing Strip Poker!

Strip poker, where are the cards??

I've been lost.... and no one has been sent to find me.... I'm so sad... I walked and walked and walked.... and chirped and chirped and chirped.... but no one heard me.... :( :( :(

I was lookin' for you... cause I missed you too.

It's a raid everybody!!!

Grab your clothes and put them on and act like we're just playing poker or gin rummy or Old Maid - or just keep your clothes in a pile and we can all say we were just playing Strip Poker!!

A RAID?? Oh oh... Twink... under the table, grab this and hide it in your bra! Okay, maybe not, that would be the first place they look. Okay... in your shoe! :p;)

It's a raid everybody!!!

Grab your clothes and put them on and act like we're just playing poker or gin rummy or Old Maid - or just keep your clothes in a pile and we can all say we were just playing Strip Poker!!

Pictures, I have pictures... and some 'home movies' too... evidence...

Can not play strip poker without the cards stringer. I think that is evidence enough. Lol

Can not play strip poker without the cards stringer. I think that is evidence enough. lol

You are absolutely right deputy... good job... round them up and stand 'um up against the wall over there.:D

Got to go for a while, Marta set up dinner at a restaurant with some new friends... be back later.

I was hoping to have Duck tonight but... I guess it will be chicken (orange)... duckies later though.

Catch you later stringer. I am off to get my little buddy ready for sleepy time.

See you all later.

Joe

Catch ya later stringer. I am off to get my little buddy ready for sleepy time.

See you all later.

Joe

Sssshhhh, if they don't know that you are leaving they will still be standing at the wall... all night... hee hee. :rolleyes::D:rolleyes: :rolleyes::D:rolleyes:

I've got my eyes on them Sheriff ;)

A RAID??? Oh oh....Twink....under the table, grab this and hide it in your bra! Okay, maybe not, that would be the first place they look. Okay...in your shoe! :p;)

Uh, sorry to disappoint you Starby, but I gave up wearing bras and underwear as well. I can hide it in my pocketbook instead. Do you think that would be okay?

Alty brought the cards a long time ago. Didn't you see her with the packs of cards in her hand when she was at the front door welcoming us in?

Oh, if we were actually playing strip poker I would have either won first or lost first as I didn't have 2 pieces of clothes to lose with. I can never remember what the rules for that game are. Drats!

Oh, nevermind about the raid. It seems that the police personnel are just the Sheriff and deputies from the jail. Relax everyone. False alarm. Phew!! Got to get my eyeballs checked for a new prescription. For a moment there I thought we were all going to jail!!

Now back to where everyone was before the Sheriff came in!!

Uh, sorry to disappoint you Starby, but I gave up wearing bras and underwear as well.

TMI Twinkie :eek:

TMI Twinkie :eek:

I was just kiddin Friend!! I still wear my bloomers and corsets... :D

Okay, didn't read back, a little lost. What are we hiding in Twinkies bra that she doesn't wear? And undies, no undies? Twinkie dear, we need to talk. ;)

I have no choice, I have to wear a bra, otherwise someone may be injured. 32F's are a handful, or two, sometimes 3, depends on the guy. ;)

TMI M, or do you want more? ;)

I have no choice, I have to wear a bra, otherwise someone may be injured. 32F's are a handful, or two, sometimes 3, depends on the guy. ;)

TMI M, or do you want more? ;).

I already know all this stuff :D

Gulp!!

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I already know all this stuff :D

There are things you don't know dear, but they'll cost you. ;)

Gulp!!!

Joe, are you blushing? Did I make you blush? Or are you just now realizing that my tata's are bigger than yours. ;)

There are things you don't know dear, but they'll cost you. ;)

I can afford it... ;)

I can afford it....................;)

Hmmmm, interesting.

Well then, what would you like to know? :D

It's OK , a little bit of mystery is a good thing ;)

It's ok , a little bit of mystery is a good thing ;)

Chicken! ;)

Joe, are you blushing? Did I make you blush? Or are you just now realizing that my tata's are bigger than yours. ;)

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chicken! ;)

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LMAO! I'd post a picture, but that would be inappropriate. ;)

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AWWWW, cute little chicken, really cute, or are you a rooster? :D

Hey y'all... I'm here for a little while. I swear, I enjoy talking to y'all so much that I end up staying up waaaaay too late!

NM Hello there. Have a good night. No chatting for you. How sad that is..

I'm just checking in with my buddies here, making sure I don't miss anything because things seem to move kind of fast around here!

Checking in and checking out... I feel so cheap and used now...

Oh now way Joe! You were my first real buddy here.

Oh now way Joe! You were my first real buddy here.

What am I, chopped liver? ;)

Got to run for a bit kids, time for homework, baths and tucking in the kids.

I'll be back later. :)

Oh now way Joe! You were my first real buddy here.

Awe shocks your so sweet... (;

Alty, stop being jealous now. You have Friend all to yourself. Lol

What am I, chopped liver? ;)

Gotta run for a bit kids, time for homework, baths and tucking in the kids.

I'll be back later. :)


Of course not, you're Prime Rib Alty. :)
I've been here for about a year and he was the first person to send me a PM for a conversation... (hey, I'm a sentimental gal)
I've had other convos since but Joe was the first.

Boy... business is slow here tonight. Maybe if we put up a neon sign or sumptin'?

boy...business is slow here tonight. Maybe if we put up a neon sign or sumptin'?

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There you go... make it flash now...

We may need to also consider additional marketing... door hangers, mailings, newspapers, pamphlets and such.:rolleyes:

Goodnight everyone...

Good night bud, get some good rest.

There ya go...make it flash now....

We may need to also consider additional marketing...door hangers, mailings, newspapers, pamphlets and such.:rolleyes:

You set me some tasks sometimes Sheriff :rolleyes:


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Wow! Nice sign M. :)

What's been happening, I didn't read back. Give me the short version. ;)

Stringer just came on and said how quiet it was in here today , so I put up a neon sign. Then he said we needed to make it more flashy :rolleyes:

Stringer is a flashy guy. ;)

My magic jack is on the fritz, I'm mad. :(

Stringer is a flashy guy. ;)

My magic jack is on the fritz, I'm mad. :(

Could be worse , it could be Fred the Shower Head ;)

Not Fred! Don't even joke about that! :(

Lol... :p

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Fred is purple, pretty Fred. Come her Fred, or should I "come" to you? Oops, wrong thread. Sorry. :o

You set me some tasks sometimes Sheriff :rolleyes:


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If you want something done right go to the experts and people that actually don't have the time to do it...they are busy because they are good at what they do....:) "It is not so much how "busy" you are, but "why" you are busy. The Bee is praised, while the Mosquito is squashed...."

Stringer dear, your Avy is scary.

Night all...

Stringer dear, your Avy is scary.

Starby did that to me... her fault.

Starby did it? She can't even put up her own Avy. How did she do this evil thing to you? Tell Alty all about it. ;)

Starby did that to me...her fault.

I got him under my spell by using my handy dandy pendulum watch to hynotize him! Then I did the duck dance on his head! :D Muuuwwaaahahahaha!

I got him under my spell by using my handy dandy pendulum watch to hynotize him! Then I did the duck dance on his head!! :D Muuuwwaaahahahaha!

Something like that... she almost drove me to murdering a duck... yep... but I didn't... (yet).

I'm typing one handed because mt headset doesn't work. I'm on the phone with sneezy it's noy the magic jack that's on the fritz, it's my headset. Poo.

I HAVE to run now... I am sore from a long, long bad day and tomorrow will probably be the same or worse.

Night again.

Night Stringer. Sleep tight, don't let Marta bite, unless you're into that sort of thing. ;)

Night Stringer. Sleep tight, don't let Marta bite, unless you're into that sort of thing. ;)

Pretty much... :D:rolleyes:

She tells me that she is glad that this is not my lookalike in my b=new avatar that Starduck stuck me with... ha ha She wants me to change it... NOW! Hee hee

NIght... ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz where's my pillow..

Good Morning everyone.

Afternoon adz how you been

Morning Adam and Bear.

Hopefully today is a better day then yesterday.

I tried to catch up on some sleep, but I still feel exhausted... damn sickness.

Hope your day is going well.

Hi justy, sorry to hear your not feeling too well :(
My day just started to be honest, I don't have to get out of bed on wednesdays :D, but I've got odd jobs to do.
Hope you get better soon
I'm off now cya both later :)

No boss today!!

::doing happy dance::

I thought the happy dance was only done in commercials for the lottery telling your boss you quit by doing the happy dance because you one millions of dollars. According to the commercial here in canada for the 6/49 lottery. Lol

I thought the happy dance was only done in commercials for the lottery telling your boss you quit by doing the happy dance because you one millions of dollars. According to the commercial here in canada for the 6/49 lottery. lol

Hi Joe, Adam, Bear and (sick) Justy,

Hey Joe I wanted to tell you that I like your signature about 'emotional event'.

Morning all, how is everyone?

Justy, get better, sick isn't fun, not good, get rid of it now, that's an order. ;)

How are my boys? Yup, my boys!

Morning all, how is everyone?

Justy, get better, sick isn't fun, not good, get rid of it now, that's an order. ;)

How are my boys? Yup, my boys!

What's up Peeps?

Alty, now, now, you must share the boys! :)

I am full of happy dancing.

I may even get to take a nap today... just a thought. And naps are very worthy of happy dancing.

Now if I had won the lottery I would be happy dancing myself all the way to Vegas and it would probably make the news because no doubt it would be quite the specticle.

Alty, since the sickness came through the computer monitor from yours, I know that you understand and know all about my sickness.

Thank you for the get well though. I am feeling better it's just the physical wipeout that still has a hold of me. :D

Ah, the lottery, the things I would do.

1. Pay off my house.

2. Buy a new car.

3. Take a trip to Germany to see my family.

4. Trip to Hawaii to see other peoples families. ;)

5. Visit every one of you.

6. Buy and acerage and start a no kill shelter.

7. Hide! I'm sure I'll have long lost friends coming to say hi.

Yup, that's the plan. :)

Ah, the lottery, the things I would do.

1. Pay off my house.

2. Buy a new car.

3. Take a trip to Germany to see my family.

4. Trip to Hawaii to see other peoples families. ;)

5. Visit each and every one of you.

6. Buy and acerage and start a no kill shelter.

7. Hide! I'm sure I'll have long lost friends coming to say hi.

Yup, that's the plan. :)


Fix up our jail?

Fix up our jail?

Our jail? Now it's ours? Hmmm, interesting. :cool:

We are on to the male booty house, no time to go back to the jail.

I like the booty house better.

Now Stringer, put on your thong and get to work, slacker! ;)

Our jail? Now it's ours? Hmmm, interesting. :cool:

Hmmm, you did just say friends would be coming out of the woodworks... :rolleyes:

Hmmm, you did hust say friends would be coming outta the woodworks...:rolleyes:

True! Hmmm, very, very interesting.

Na, Stringer has been a friend for a long time, love him to death, he's a big sweetie. Darn, that's going to go straight to his head. :(

Look at the ducky, he is so cute... :D

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Our jail? Now it's ours? Hmmm, interesting. :cool:

I was, of course, referring to those of us that are certified by the 'powers that be' and in good standing with all our moral codes in place. Hee :rolleyes:

True! Hmmm, very, very interesting.

Na, Stringer has been a friend for a long time, love him to death, he's a big sweetie. Darn, that's going to go straight to his head. :(

Well, thank you lady, needed that today... :)

I was, of course, referring to those of us that are certified by the 'powers that be' and in good standing with all our moral codes in place. hee :rolleyes:

But that doesn't include me. :(

I'm not paying for the jail, I'm building a spa, a really nice spa. If you're good, I'll let you work there. :D

Well, thank ya lady, needed that today...:)

Are you having a bad day Stringer dear? Come here, give Alty a big hug, I'll make it all better. Just rest your head on my... shoulder! What did you think I was going to say? :eek:

Are you having a bad day Stringer dear? Come here, give Alty a big hug, I'll make it all better. Just rest your head on my........ shoulder! What did you think I was going to say? :eek:

Well, based upon descriptions I have heard... something a little more interesting...

Well, based upon descriptions I have heard...something a little more interesting....

My neck? :D

Hey everyone. I am back again. If you won Alty, could you lend me $5?

Oh, and can I rest me head on your other "shoulder" or "neck"

Five bucks, sure, I can do that, heck, since you're a friend, I'll make it ten. ;)

Oh, and can I rest me head on your other "shoulder" or "neck"

Sure, I love being in a man sandwich. Ooops, out loud again! :(