Wong room Alty :rolleyes:

M dear, I can do it in any room! :D

M dear, I can do it in any room! :D

I know , remember those hidden cameras ;)

I know , remember those hidden cameras ;)

Well, I hope you're getting your money's worth dear, I'd hate to disappoint. :cool:

M dear, I can do it in any room! :D

Me too; kitchen, bathroom, living room... ;)

I know , remember those hidden cameras ;)

Deputy... I need some more film... where did you put it?

Me too; kitchen, bathroom, living room... ;)

Don't forget; backyard, trailer, car, staircase in a 20 storey building, back of a UPS truck, woods, lake, swimming pool, bedroom... TMI? ;)

Deputy....I need some more film...where did you put it?

LMAO! Stringer, when you're filming me, you need at least a 4 hour tape, the 90 minute ones don't cut it! :D

LMAO! Stringer, when you're filming me, you need at least a 4 hour tape, the 90 minute ones don't cut it! :D

I can understand that!

But alas, most things being filmed last but a few moments... based upon the film that I have already developed... but M we are going to be rich my friend... RICH I TELL YOU!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

Don't forget; backyard, trailer, car, staircase in a 20 storey building, back of a UPS truck, woods, lake, swimming pool, bedroom....... TMI? ;)

... bed of a pickup truck, sleeping bag, hot tub, closet, movie theater (extra butter anyone?), deck... TMI? ;)

...bed of a pickup truck, sleeping bag, hot tub, closet, movie theater (extra butter anyone?), deck...... TMI? ;)

DAMN DEPUTY!!!!! PLEASE get me more film!! :eek::eek:

...bed of a pickup truck, sleeping bag, hot tub, closet, movie theater (extra butter anyone?), deck...... TMI? ;)

Ah, done the movie theatre and the girls locker room, a stadium, concert... okay, there are more, but I think I might scare the guys away if I continue. :eek:

Boys, do you have anything to share? Don't be shy, we won't tell, right NM? ;)

I can understand that!

But alas, most things being filmed last but a few moments...........based upon the film that I have already developed....but M we are going to be rich my friend...RICH I TELL YOU!!!!!!!

Many have tried, none have succeeded dear Stringer! :)

As for lasting only a few minutes, yes, I concede that near the end only minutes are required, but sweetie, there's so much leading up to the end that's really really good. :)

Dang, it's really hot in here! ;)

Ah, done the movie theatre and the girls locker room, a stadium, concert..... okay, there are more, but I think I might scare the guys away if I continue. :eek:

Boys, do you have anything to share? Don't be shy, we won't tell, right NM? ;)

Well, all I can tell you is that I was innocent until I married... :)

Ah, done the movie theatre and the girls locker room, a stadium, concert..... okay, there are more, but I think I might scare the guys away if I continue. :eek:

Boys, do you have anything to share? Don't be shy, we won't tell, right NM? ;)

Did I 'come' at a bad time?? :eek:

Did I come at a bad time??? :eek:

DUCK !!!! QUICK Joe!!!!!!

I could do BBQ and beer, I'm half way there already, I have beer! :)

Bear, I too would like to know what a buttie is. Is it sexual? ;)

http://lh3.ggpht.com/Carl.Grint/SJYXQ2P1RWI/AAAAAAAAALQ/q1XC8oeSgcw/s144/sausage-butty.jpg
Is this sexual?. am I asking the wrong person? :D

DAMN DEPUTY!!!!! PLEASE get me more film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek:


Sheriff
We don't use film anymore , its all on hard drive so plenty of room for more footage:cool:

Many have tried, none have succeeded dear Stringer! :)

As for lasting only a few minutes, yes, I concede that near the end only minutes are required, but sweetie, there's so much leading up to the end that's really really good. :)

Dang, it's really hot in here! ;)

Keep going... I have soooo much to learn.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/Carl.Grint/SJYXQ2P1RWI/AAAAAAAAALQ/q1XC8oeSgcw/s144/sausage-butty.jpg
is this sexual?........................................... ..am i asking the wrong person? :D

Hahahahahaha LOL, that is funeeeeee Bear: "am I asking the wrong person?" :D:eek::D

Did I 'come' at a bad time??? :eek:

Snap

Sheriff
We don't use film anymore , its all on hard drive so plenty of room for more footage:cool:

Oh... then what button do I push... (Alty... now... sssshhhh... :))

Did I 'come' at a bad time??? :eek:

Love it Joe. There's no wrong time to "come". Oops, I'm at it again. Sorry. :o

Did I 'come' at a bad time??? :eek:

Is there ever a bad time Joe :D

Edit::Alty , You beat me by a nanosecond , we must think alike... :eek:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/Carl.Grint/SJYXQ2P1RWI/AAAAAAAAALQ/q1XC8oeSgcw/s144/sausage-butty.jpg
is this sexual?........................................... ..am i asking the wrong person? :D

It could be, depends on what you do with it! :D

snap

Roflmao... :d:d:d

Ah, done the movie theatre and the girls locker room, a stadium, concert..... okay, there are more, but I think I might scare the guys away if I continue. :eek:

Boys, do you have anything to share? Don't be shy, we won't tell, right NM? ;)

Slide at the playground. :rolleyes:
'nuff said.

It could be, depends on what you do with it! :D

Good to see you too alty :D

Oh....then what button do I push...(Alty...now.....sssshhhh....:))

There are two buttons, push at will! :cool:

Love it Joe. There's no wrong time to "come". Oops, I'm at it again. Sorry. :o

Alty! Wrong room! :eek:

good to see you too alty :D

LOL, poor Bear, am I too much for you? ;)

Alty!! Wrong room! :eek:

Joe started it! Really! This time I'm innocent, ish. :o

Is there ever a bad time Joe :D

edit:: You beat me by a nanosecond , we must think alike..................:eek:

My, my, my... Glad you're 'coming' around Friend... ;)

My, my, my.... Glad you're 'coming' around Friend...;)

NM, M can give as good as he gets, sometimes better! :D

My, my, my.... Glad you're 'coming' around Friend...;)

I think you're a bad influence NM :cool:

LOL, poor Bear, am I too much for you? ;)

Nah your fine just the way you are
That goes for the lot of you as well :D

nah your fine just the way you are
that goes for the lot of ya as well :D

AWWWW! You are just too sweet for words. We like you just the way you are too Bear! :)

I think your a bad influence NM :cool:

Isn't it great? I'm not the only naughty one anymore! :cool:

I think your a bad influence NM :cool:

When I'm good, I'm bad and when I'm bad... I'm better.

:: purring at M ::

When I'm good, I'm bad and when I'm bad... I'm better.

::purring at M::

Hey! Back off, get your own Australian. ;)

Darnit, I got to run, din din time, then bathing the kidlets then bed time for the kidlets then I'm free for the night!

I'll be back later, hold down the fort for me.

NM, do you think you can handle all these men without me? ;)

Isn't it great? I'm not the only naughty one anymore! :cool:

Alty, I think we make a dangerous team.

Hey, What happened to Joe?

Id like to say 'no chance'... but I think id regret it :D

NM, do you think you can handle all these men without me? ;)

I'll sure have fun trying... :p

Isn't it great? I'm not the only naughty one anymore! :cool:

Yes teacher.

Alty: What did Joe start??

I got to head out for a bit too... Guys don't let NM corrupt you ;)

id like to say 'no chance' ..........but i think id regret it :D

Yeah, I think so too!
If you can dish it, I can take it :cool:

I gotta head out for a bit too.............Guys don't let NM corrupt you ;)

We're in trouble.

I gotta head out for a bit too.............Guys don't let NM corrupt you ;)

Ill be on guard then :D... I am incorruptible

I'm going to have some more tuna fish casserole. Later.

Later stringer, later M

I gotta head out for a bit too.............Guys don't let NM corrupt you ;)

M, you like being corrupted by me. You've been putting up a fight but t now I think you're 'coming' around... :p
It's okay, submit to me.

ill be on guard then :D..........i am incorruptable

Hmmm, So Bear, looks like it's just me and you...

Hmmm, So Bear, looks like it's just me and you...

Indeedy :D

Oh and joe in the shadows possibly

M, you like being corrupted by me. You've been putting up a fight but t now I think you're 'coming' around... :p
It's okay, submit to me.

:D

Ok I really got to go... bbyyyyeeee

Cya later M

Reet NM just me and thee, whatcya want to do :D

In the shadows?

Not anymore, but if you two want to be left alone.?

indeedy :D

oh and joe in the shadows possibly

Oh yeah, that's right! He put in his naughty 2 cents and then hid! Oh Joeeeee...

See Bear, don't be skerrrrred, M once said he was uncorruptable too, I'm working on him and slowly breaking him down. ;)

In the shadows?

Not anymore, but if you two want to be left alone. ???

Nah don't be silly joe, I need someone to watch my back lol


Oh yeah, that's right! He put in his naughty 2 cents and then hid! Oh Joeeeee...

See Bear, don't be skerrrrred, M once said he was uncorruptable too, I'm working on him and slowly breaking him down. ;)
That's true I've no reason to be scared because I am truly incorruptible :D

Nope Joe, you don't have ta leave! I was just wondering what happened to you!

But ehem Bear, so whatcha want to do? :D
(I don't want any sausage butties though)

I am surprised NM,.

Have you guys ever watched Dollhouse, that was what I was doing when I disappeared after I 'came'...

Nope Joe, you don't have ta leave! I was just wondering what happened to ya!

But ehem Bear, so whatcha wanna do? :D
(I don't want any sausage butties though)

s'all up to you, I'm happy doing whatever :)


I am surprised NM,.....

Have you guys ever watched Dollhouse, that was what I was doing when I disappeared after I 'came'......

... nope :confused:

I am surprised NM,.....

Have you guys ever watched Dollhouse, that was what I was doing when I disappeared after I 'came'......

Why surprised? :o

Dollhouse, never heard of it. :confused:

Wow, never heard of it.. It is an awesome show, with lots of nice people on the show too... lol

I am surprised that you did not want albear's sausage.

Wow, never heard of it.. It is an awesome show, with lots of nice people on the show too... lol

I am surprised that you did not want albear's sausage.

Lmao priceless :D

Wow, never heard of it.. It is an awesome show, with lots of nice people on the show too... lol

I am surprised that you did not want albear's sausage.

LMAO!!
Well, I'll take the sausage just don't want the sandwich. :p

Joe, you caught me off guard!
So what kind of show is Dollhouse?
We have a Gentleman's club named Thee Dollhouse in my area. So is it about strippers?

LMAO!!!!
Well, I'll take the sausage just don't want the sandwich. :p

Joe, you caught me off guard!
So what kind of show is Dollhouse??
We have a Gentleman's club named Thee Dollhouse in my area. So is it about strippers??

Hmmmm makes sense

So Joe are you watching a show about strippers? Is that's what bringing out this naughty side of you?
I like it. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollhouse_(TV_series)

I do not need a show like that... I have it right -------- well never mind.

Says the page has been deleted joe?

I went to that link Joe and it said that the page had been deleted :confused:

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Sorry wrong link.. This is the wrong link too. I will try again. Lol

Ok I think I've seen the commercials; was never really clear on what it was about though. But I don't really watch a lot of sci-fi stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollhouse_(TV_series)

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Sorry wrong link.. This is the wrong link too. I will try again. lol

I think I've seen that show before :D
Actually nope soz just recognised her from buffy


Says page has been deleted M

"Dollhouse" (2009) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135300/)

M, I wish I could just post the pics up here that I want but never works for me lol...

Hey M, thought you were gone... I was about to come looking for you... Just can't get enough can you? :p

Hey M, thought you were gone... I was about to come looking for you... Just can't get enough can ya? :p

He's hooked lol :D

"Dollhouse" (2009) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135300/)

M, I wish I could just post the pics up here that I want but never works for me lol....

I watched a bit of Dollhouse tonight Joey! Then my satellite went down. I missed Ghost Whisperer earlier... on again in 20 though! Did you watch it? Did you? :D

I did not think Ghost whisperer was on tonight. Not on the canadian channel here anyway, but then again do not have satellite.

Hey starby long time no... talk how you doing

Starbs, I'm trying to handle all the naughty boys by myself. Alty left to make dinner for the fam and left me here to run things.

I'm having my way with 'em. They're all weakening...

I love it when naughty Joe "comes" out to play. :)

Bear, I can corrupt you, trust me, I've corrupted tougher cases then you. Oops, tmi? ;)

Bye M, are you sure you want to leave?

Bye Stringer, you'll be back.

Hi Starby.

NM, good job keeping the boys in line. We do make a great team, those poor boys are going to be all flustered when we're through. ;)

What? You're right! I'm just used to it being on both at 6 and then again at 9. What's up with that? Oh well. I'll see if I'm Smarter Than a Fifth Grader I guess, lol.

Sorry... HI KIDS! Hi Bear, Hi ex Mrs. Hi Alty, Hi Joseph,. uhhmmm, bye for awhile Stringman, Batman... who else is here?

Oh well. I'll see if I'm Smarter Than a Fifth Grader I guess, lol

Starby, don't you remember what happened last time, Sydney beat you, it was sad, you cried, sucked your thumb, it was pathetic.

Maybe you should just read a book, I hear that Spot the dog is a good read. ;)

::running, running, running:: She's going to kill me!:eek:

I love it when naughty Joe "comes" out to play. :)

Bear, I can corrupt you, trust me, I've corrupted tougher cases then you. Oops, tmi? ;)

Bye M, are you sure you want to leave?

Bye Stringer, you'll be back.

Hi Starby.

NM, good job keeping the boys in line. We do make a great team, those poor boys are going to be all flustered when we're through. ;)

You can try alty, you can try :D
But it shall have to wait till another time, I'm off as well in a bit, 2:50 and I really need to get a lot of stuff done tomorrow or else I'm in some deep sh1t

What happened to Naughty Joe?
I'm still supposed to be milking you for Joe-cheese so pull those puppies out!

Well then Bear, I'll catch you tomorrow, and I will catch you, have no doubt. It's useless to resist, you will succumb in the end, they all do.

Wow, I'm scaring myself a little bit. ;)

Starby, don't you remember what happened last time, Sydney beat you, it was sad, you cried, sucked your thumb, it was pathetic.

Maybe you should just read a book, I hear that Spot the dog is a good read. ;)

::running, running, running:: She's going to kill me!:eek:

And Jane are good people okay!. and I really like Sally... she's fun!

Edit:: hahaha... it wouldn't let me say D*ck... LMAO! Those poor people who's mother's called them D*ck! That's so unfair... lol

Joe is hiding, but I see Stringer watching, or he forgot to log off, one or the other.

Stringer, are you and Joe in the corner watching us? Come on, you know I like to play with the boys! :)

Starby, don't you remember what happened last time, Sydney beat you, it was sad, you cried, sucked your thumb, it was pathetic.

Maybe you should just read a book, I hear that Spot the dog is a good read. ;)

::running, running, running:: She's going to kill me!:eek:

Awww don't pick on poor starby, she isn't heavy she's ma ducky :D

Naughty Joe took that picture of my favorite actress... I stopped and froze and started day dreaming. Then alty came back and said that NM was keeping all the men in line, when ha ha ha,

I was the one keeping her in line. Oh Yeah...

Of course, Albear helped...

Well then Bear, I'll catch you tomorrow, and I will catch you, have no doubt. It's useless to resist, you will succumb in the end, they all do.

Wow, I'm scaring myself a little bit. ;)

To be continued... :D

and Jane are good people okay!!...and I really like Sally....she's fun!!

That's right, she is fun. Now sit here, eat your spinach and then you can watch Mr. Dressup. After that you have to wash your face, brush your teeth, put your jammies on and if you're good you can stay up for a while and sit with the grownups. Okay? :D

Really going to die now! :eek:

Later Bear!

Naughty Joe took that picture of my favorite actress... I stopped and froze and started day dreaming. Then alty came back and said that NM was keeping all the men in line, when ha ha ha,

I was the one keeping her in line. Oh Yeah.....

I can vouch for joe, he caught NM off guard if I'm not mistaken

awww dont pick on poor starby, she aint heavy shes ma ducky :D

LMAO! She's a heavy ducky!

I have a death wish. :(

Naughty Joe took that picture of my favorite actress... I stopped and froze and started day dreaming. Then alty came back and said that NM was keeping all the men in line, when ha ha ha,

I was the one keeping her in line. Oh Yeah.....

Of course, Albear helped........

Poor delusional Joe, we only let you think you're in charge, but really, not so much.

You're married, ask your wife, she'll tell you. :D

What the heck is wrong with me? I'm picking on everyone tonight! ;)

LMAO! She's a heavy ducky!

I have a death wish. :(

:eek: your going to bring the wrath of starby down upon you

Alty, Stringy went to go eat some tuna casserole... left like 3 hrs ago, lol

Believe me boys, I can handle any of ya's.
Naughty Joe just caught me off guard but I'm ready for whatever 'comes' my way.

:eek: your gonna bring the wrath of starby down upon you

I'm not scared, she's just a wee duck, I'm a bunny, I'll kick butt! :)

Also, I have a whip, and handcuffs, a taser, blindfolds, other things I can't mention in polite company.

Polite company! LMAO! :p

Alty, Stringy went to go eat some tuna casserole... left like 3 hrs ago, lol

Believe me boys, I can handle any of ya's.
Naughty Joe just caught me off guard but I'm ready for whatever 'comes' my way.

Even my sausage buttys :D?

even my sausage buttys :D?

Bring them on Bear, bring them on! :D

You were not ready for albear's sausage though... Were you??

But your always ready for my titties... Uhm, I need to say something right now...

awww dont pick on poor starby, she aint heavy shes ma ducky :D

It's a long long roooaaaaddd, with maannnyy awindin turns... that takes us to whoooo knoowsss wheeere... whooo knoooowwsss whereee!

... the Bear and the Duck are having a slow dance! :D

You were not ready for albear's sausage though.... Were you???

but your always ready for my titties.... Uhm, I need to say something right now....

I think it pretty much speaks for itself :D

Naughty Joe took that picture of my favorite actress... I stopped and froze and started day dreaming. Then alty came back and said that NM was keeping all the men in line, when ha ha ha,

I was the one keeping her in line. Oh Yeah.....

Of course, Albear helped........

Naughty Joe you weren't keeping anybody in line. It's all a guise. We women like to let you think you're running the show. But we all know the truth. You're under my spell.

It's a long long roooaaaaddd, with maannnyy awindin turns....that takes us to whoooo knoowsss wheeere...whooo knoooowwsss whereee!!

.....the Bear and the Duck are havin a slow dance!! :D

Of course ill dance with you starby :)

That's right, she is fun. Now sit here, eat your spinach and then you can watch Mr. Dressup. After that you have to wash your face, brush your teeth, put your jammies on and if you're good you can stay up for a while and sit with the grownups. Okay? :D

Really going to die now! :eek:

The Friendly Giant isn't going to be Friendly to you no more! Just wait till Jerome shows up at your door with Rusty! :eek:

You were not ready for albear's sausage though.... Were you???

but your always ready for my titties.... Uhm, I need to say something right now....

I'll take on the sausage butty and wash it down with some of your milk. Yum. Yum.

I'll take on the sausage butty and wash it down with some of your milk. Yum. Yum.

Touche' NM, touche' :D

The Friendly Giant isn't going to be Friendly to you no more!! Just wait till Jerome shows up at your door with Rusty!! :eek:

Who the heck is Jerome? Is that the giraffe? Are we talking about the same show? Are you drinking? Jeesh. Kids these days! :rolleyes:

How much longer till you snap Starby? ;)

:eek: your gonna bring the wrath of starby down upon you

You just wait Alty! The curse of the DUCK is upon you! QUACK! May a thousand red ants invade your underwear and bite your tillywigger!

I see everyone has been reading the "Virgina Monologue", lol

tillywigger!!

Is that what they called it back in the olden days... alty?:D

Who the heck is Jerome? Is that the giraffe? Are we talking about the same show? Are you drinking? Jeesh. Kids these days! :rolleyes:

How much longer till you snap Starby? ;)

Of course Jerome is the giraffe! He will bring that chicken in a sack with him! They've joined a gang, and they are bad A$$es now! Showbiz! :rolleyes:

Of course Jerome is the giraffe!! He will bring that chicken in a sack with him! They've joined a gang, and they are bad A$$es now! Showbiz! :rolleyes:
:confused:

I see everyone has been reading the "Virgina Monologue", lol

Yes, it's the Canadian version! Hahahaha!

:confused:

You don't know the Friendly Giant and his sidekicks? How sad! :( I also heard that Buckshot lost control of Benny the Bear (probably a because of yours) and he joined the gang with Rusty, Jerome, and of course Mr. Dressup went a little nuts, and he's the gang leader. Good thing they have the tickle trunk! :eek:

You just wait Alty!! The curse of the DUCK is upon you!! QUACK!! May a thousand red ants invade your underwear and bite your tillywigger!!

Tillywigger? Are you speaking Ozzy?

M threw an ozzy word at me yesterday, have any of you heard the word "sooky" before?

He said I was a sooky, poor little Alty didn't have a clue. So, like any other girl with a computer, I googled it.

Here's what I found for defintions;

sooky

(Australia) (informal) complaining, whingeing, sad.

sooky sooky now

1. ORIG- Any sound made when the penis enters and exits an oraphice such as the vagina or anal cavity.

Sooky La La
A sooky, sad little person who feels the need to whinge about a recent event.

Of course I emailed him as I was confused. He assured me that it was none of the above. Apparently a sooky is;

someone who is a softy inside even when they try to be tough on the outside

I don't know how to feel about that. ;)

is that what they called it back in the olden days...........alty?:D

[Somebody's looking for trouble... :eek:]

is that what they called it back in the olden days...........alty?:D

Hey! Starby is older than me, ask her! She's 7 years older than me, 7 whole years, might as well have one foot in the grave, she's soooooo old!

Darnit, I really am going to die tonight. :(

[QUOTE=starbuck8;1631891]You just wait Alty! The curse of the DUCK is upon you! QUACK! May a thousand red ants invade your underwear and bite your tillywigger! [/QUOTE

That is going to be our next fun forum ,names that guys have for having fun with the old bat and ball,if you know what I mean :rolleyes:

You don't know the Friendly Giant and his sidekicks? How sad! :( I also heard that Buckshot lost control of Benny the Bear (probably a because of yours) and he joined the gang with Rusty, Jerome, and of course Mr. Dressup went a little nuts, and he's the gang leader. Good thing they have the tickle trunk!! :eek:

Ohhh so they're friends of benny's , yeah that's why I don't know them, I stay away from that crowd

[QUOTE=starbuck8;1631891]You just wait Alty!! The curse of the DUCK is upon you!! QUACK!! May a thousand red ants invade your underwear and bite your tillywigger!![/QUOTE

That is going to be our next fun forum ,names that guys have for having fun with the old bat and ball,if ya know what I mean :rolleyes:

I don't know what you mean! Ahhhhhhh! Why don't I know what you mean?

I'm lost. :(

And Quack can be the Whack judge.I nominate Starby.

ohhh so theyre friends of benny's , yeah thats why i dont know em, i stay away from that crowd

Who's Benny?

Am I going crazy or is it all of you? :eek:

What the heck happened to Joe?
Bring those ginormous boobas to mama!

And Quack can be the Whack judge.I nominate Starby.

Whack judge?

Really guys, are you making stuff up to drive me over the edge? Are you? :confused:

[Somebody's looking for trouble... :eek:]



Hey! Starby is older than me, ask her! She's 7 years older than me, 7 whole years, might as well have one foot in the grave, she's soooooo old!

Darnit, I really am going to die tonight. :(

Was wondering how long it would take someone to cotton on :D

What the heck happened to Joe??
Bring those ginormous boobas to mama!

I think I need to suckle on his boobas too, I'm feeling scared. :(

[Somebody's looking for trouble... :eek:]

I'm so glad you have pointed this out! I had missed this... achemm... comment! Ducks can fly you know! WATCH OUT! I just might fly right up your nose Bear!. or shat on yer head!

I'm so glad you have pointed this out! I had missed this...achemm....comment! Ducks can fly ya know! WATCH OUT!! I just might fly right up your nose Bear!....or shat on yer head!!

You only have one feather, you can't fly!

Hey! Starby is older than me, ask her! She's 7 years older than me, 7 whole years, might as well have one foot in the grave, she's soooooo old!

Darnit, I really am going to die tonight. :(

Someone has a deathwish! I would sleep with one eye open! :eek::eek:

Who's Benny?

Am I going crazy or is it all of you? :eek:

Benny's a cousin o'mine kind of the black sheep as it were of the family, got mixed up with the wrong sort of people at a young age, its sad really, he's been into rehab a fair few times but it doesn't seem to work, I just wish I could do more to help him really but there's no getting through to him.

woot woot!!
and quack can be the whack judge.i nominate starby.

[QUOTE=starbuck8;1631891]You just wait Alty!! The curse of the DUCK is upon you!! QUACK!! May a thousand red ants invade your underwear and bite your tillywigger!![/QUOTE

That is going to be our next fun forum ,names that guys have for having fun with the old bat and ball,if ya know what I mean :rolleyes:

Ok Artsy, since you mentioned it earlier, I'm going to start a thread on it...
What's a good catchy title? Anyone?

I'm so glad you have pointed this out! I had missed this...achemm....comment! Ducks can fly ya know! WATCH OUT!! I just might fly right up your nose Bear!....or shat on yer head!!

Altys after you not me,you look younger than you are if what alty says is true... but I don't believe her :)

benny's a cousin o'mine kinda the black sheep as it were of the family, got mixed up with the wrong sorta people at a young age, its sad really, hes been into rehab a fair few times but it doesnt seem to work, i just wish i could do more to help him really but theres no getting through to him.

I'm googling this, not that I don't believe you, but... I don't believe you. :rolleyes:

benny's a cousin o'mine kinda the black sheep as it were of the family, got mixed up with the wrong sorta people at a young age, its sad really, hes been into rehab a fair few times but it doesnt seem to work, i just wish i could do more to help him really but theres no getting through to him.

Poor Benny! :( You really can't blame him though! He had to spend his whole childhood with Buckshots hand up his A$$! :p

I think I need to suckle on his boobas too, I'm feeling scared. :(

I thought before you did not need them, now you need to suckle lol... Well... what took you so long?

Edit::: I knew you were going to suckcum to all the pressure...

altys after you not me,you look younger than you are if what alty says is true.....but i dont believe her :)

The picture I posted of her is like 20 years old, don't be fooled Bear.

Oops! :(

Okay, give me a shovel, I'm going to start digging my grave.

Oh, and Bear, I stuck up for you and this is how you repay me? :mad:

Bring it baby! Bring it! :D

I'm googling this, not that I don't believe you, but..... I don't believe you. :rolleyes:

Fair enough, there was in the local woodland newspaper about aweek ago, you might be able to find that.

I thought before you did not need them, now you need to suckle lol... Well... what took you so long??

I don't want the milk Joe, just:) the comfort.

Mmmmmmm, you're nice and warm, ::pushes NM away:: I want you all to myself. :cool:

I thought before you did not need them, now you need to suckle lol... Well... what took you so long??

Edit::: I knew you were going to suckcum to all the pressure...

NM, I think we've created a monster! :eek:

I love it! :D

Poor Benny! :( You really can't blame him though! He had to spend his whole childhood with Buckshots hand up his A$$!! :p

I know,terrible isn't it, he had such a bad start in life

I thought before you did not need them, now you need to suckle lol... Well... what took you so long??

Edit::: I knew you were going to suckcum to all the pressure...

Dayum Joe! Didn't know you had it in you!
If anyone is going to suckcum (I volunteer :o:p) then we may have to leave this room...

fair enough, there was in the local woodland newspaper about aweek ago, you might be able to find that.

You make me giggle Bear. :p

Did you really think you pulled one over on Alty? Poor wee Bear. :D

The picture I posted of her is like 20 years old, don't be fooled Bear.

Oops! :(

Okay, give me a shovel, I'm gonna start digging my grave.

Oh, and Bear, I stuck up for you and this is how you repay me? :mad:

Bring it baby! Bring it! :D

Stuck up for me? When, against who, nobody would want to hurt little ole me ;)

:p ;) :D

Boooooooo!. LMAO!

You make me giggle Bear. :p

Did you really think you pulled one over on Alty? Poor wee Bear. :D

Not pulling one over on you alty, its just you asked who benny was so I gave you a little background info was all :)

stuck up for me? when, against who, nobody would want to hurt little ole me ;)

Starby said she'd poo on your head, I told her she couldn't with only one feather.

You see, I was looking out for my wee Bear Bum. I had your back and you stabbed me
In mine. :(

I'm so hurt, how can I go on? Sigh, the things I put up with. :(

I don't want the milk Joe, just:) the comfort.

Mmmmmmm, you're nice and warm, ::pushes NM away:: I want you all to myself. :cool:

Dagnabit Alty, you can't keep all of 'em to yourself! :mad:
Give me boobas, a sausage butty, a Black Lab, or somebody! Geesh!
I'm going to have to just abduct M. That settles it. :rolleyes:

Starby said she'd poo on your head, I told her she couldn't with only one feather.

You see, I was looking out for my wee Bear Bum. I had your back and you stabbed me
in mine. :(

I'm so hurt, how can I go on? Sigh, the things I put up with. :(

Oh yea, sorry, come hear and let me put a plaster on it and kiss it better, will that make everything all right again :)

Okay, who's messing with my puter? Which one of you is doing that?

Starby? Bear? I suspect it's one of you two. Fess up, I have ways of making you talk!

Joe, did you accidentally spill breast milk on my keyboard?

NM, did you spew, um, "stuff", on my puter?

Who did it? Who?

I must call the Sherriff, someone will be held accountable.

not pulling one over on you alty, its just you asked who benny was so i gave you a little background info was all :)

Do you know if cousin Bear has run into Casey and Finnegan,. and of course Miss Biz?. on the streets? I'm sure they are making good use of the tickle trunk. I'm pretty sure Casey was a transvestite!

Dagnabit Alty, you can't keep all of 'em to yourself! :mad:
Give me boobas, a sausage butty, a Black Lab, or somebody! Geesh!
I'm gonna have to just abduct M. That settles it. :rolleyes:

Don't want to share! Don't want to! Waaaaaaaa! Mine! All mine! :(

NM, did you spew, um, "stuff", on my puter?


Nope, I swallowed it. :D

Dagnabit Alty, you can't keep all of 'em to yourself! :mad:
Give me boobas, a sausage butty, a Black Lab, or somebody! Geesh!
I'm gonna have to just abduct M. That settles it. :rolleyes:

BUSTED!! I see the former Ms. Gorkey is cheating! :eek:

... crap... I spelled my lastname wrong... hahaha!

Do you know if cousin Bear has run into Casey and Finnegan,...and of course Miss Biz?....on the streets? I'm sure they are making good use of the tickle trunk. I'm pretty sure Casey was a transvestite!

What was Casey anyway, male or female? I never could figure that out.

Also, what happened to Casey and Finnegan, the new shows don't have them, there's a crow and a weird thing. Me no likey.

Did Finnegan die? Don't tell me, I don't want to know. :(

Do you know if cousin Bear has run into Casey and Finnegan,...and of course Miss Biz?....on the streets? I'm sure they are making good use of the tickle trunk. I'm pretty sure Casey was a transvestite!

Sorry starby, me and benny haven't been in touch for a while because of... you know, but I wouldn't put it past my because to meet any and all sorts of people with the places he ends up in.

oh yea, sorry, come hear and let me put a plaster on it and kiss it better, will that make everything alright again :)

Well, um, maybe. Can I trust you? Are you still working with the duck? Let me see your hands, now turn around slowly. Nice tushy! :D

Going to grab a beer and a smoke, be right back.

Continue...

BUSTED!! I see the former Ms. Gorkey is cheating!! :eek:

...crap....I spelled my lastname wrong...hahaha!

That's because you're an imposter!

What was Casey anyway, male or female? I never could figure that out.

Also, what happened to Casey and Finnegan, the new shows don't have them, there's a crow and a weird thing. Me no likey.

Did Finnegan die? Don't tell me, I don't wanna know. :(

New shows? Uhhmmm... Mr. Dressup is dead!. likely of an overdose of things found in the Tickle Trunk. I'm pretty sure I've seen Finnegan sniffin around dumpsters, but he looks pretty straggely and skinny.

Well, um, maybe. Can I trust you? Are you still working with the duck? Let me see your hands, now turn around slowly. Nice tushy! :D

Hey... hey alty, I'm up here
Since this is that sort of place I could be your YouTube - Private Dancer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLL8G-LjUA&feature=related)

That's because you're an imposter!

An imposter? I think not! They just spelled the name wrong on our official marriage documents. I think the ministers wife was drunk!

Well now we know NM swallowed and Alty went for a cig...

Starby how are you this evening.

I am getting tired and have a busy weekend ahead... Have fun guys... and girls...

Goodnight...

Well now we know NM swallowed and Alty went for a cig...

Starby how are you this evening.

I am getting tired and have a busy weekend ahead... Have fun guys... and girls....

Goodnight...

Lmao :D, night joe

hey....hey alty, im up here
since this is that sort of place i could be your YouTube - Private Dancer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLL8G-LjUA&feature=related)

Huh? Oh, you, sorry, I was distracted. ;)

You have a nice face too Bear, but wow, that tushy! :D

Well now we know NM swallowed and Alty went for a cig...

Starby how are you this evening.

I am getting tired and have a busy weekend ahead... Have fun guys... and girls....

Goodnight...

I don't think NM smokes, just doing her a favor. ;)

Night Joe.

hey....hey alty, im up here
since this is that sort of place i could be your YouTube - Private Dancer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLL8G-LjUA&feature=related)

Well this has always been my favourite! You know this one! "Hold me close young Tony Danza" :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ppoX4bVTQ

Huh? Oh, ya, sorry, I was distracted. ;)

You have a nice face too Bear, but wow, that tushy! :D

I know I know, it can be a curse sometimes though :D

Goodnight Alty, NM, Starby, and Goodnight to you Albear.

i know i know, it can be a curse sometimes though :D

I'm willing to chance a curse. ;)

Well this has always been my favourite! You know this one! "Hold me close young Tony Danza" :D

YouTube - Elton John - Tiny Dancer (live 1971) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ppoX4bVTQ)

You really are old Starby! :D

Night-Night Joe, talk to you soon!

Bear, have you let us see your face? Are you on the Pictures thread?

You can PM the pic of the tushy... didn't you tell me you were an athlete? :D

Night-Night Joe, talk to ya soon!

Bear, have you let us see your face?? Are you on the Pictures thread?

You can PM the pic of the tushy... didn't you tell me you were an athlete? :D

You don't sound at all desperate NM, not at all. :D

Oh yeah, here's the thread I started...
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-member-discussions/funny-names-alone-time-334773.html

This could get interesting... ;)

Well this has always been my favourite! You know this one! "Hold me close young Tony Danza" :D

YouTube - Elton John - Tiny Dancer (live 1971) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ppoX4bVTQ)

Hadn't heard that one before, id heard it referenced before, I think my favourite elton is rocketman, but I prefer his singing when he's older and is voice is deeper
I like a lot of his songs though, really good

Goodnight Alty, NM, Starby, and Goodnight to you Albear.

I'm fine Joe! Being silly cause... well... I can! :p Goodnite... sleep well! :)

You don't sound at all desperate NM, not at all. :D

:o

Goodnight Alty, NM, Starby, and Goodnight to you Albear.

Good night to you too Joe :)

I'm willing to chance a curse. ;)

I know you are, I mean who wouldn't really :D

Night-Night Joe, talk to ya soon!

Bear, have you let us see your face?? Are you on the Pictures thread?

You can PM the pic of the tushy... didn't you tell me you were an athlete? :D

A couple of pics of me are around here somewhere, but none in the members pictures nope :)

i know you are, i mean who wouldnt really :D

Confidence! Love it! Now I must break you! ;)

a couple of pics of me are around here somewhere, but none in the members pictures nope :)

I don't even remember which thread you pic was posted in.

Put up another Bear, you don't want to leave poor NM in suspense, do you? ;)

Confidence! Love it! Now I must break you! ;)

Lol give it your best shot :D, but again tomorrow as I should have been off ages ago :(
Ill wait till the end of stairway to heaven then I'm hitting the hay :)

I don't even remember which thread you pic was posted in.

Put up another Bear, you don't want to leave poor NM in suspense, do you? ;)

Well they've been downloaded a lot so someone likes them :D
We all love a bit of suspense really but ill put one up... eventually

Put up another Bear, you don't want to leave poor NM in suspense, do you? ;)

"Poor NM..." Darn Alty, you make me sound so pathetic :(

::NM retreats to a quiet corner::

::NM sees Friend is waiting in the corner for her arrival::

:D

well theyve been downloaded alot so someone likes them :D
we all love a bit of suspense really but ill put one up.................eventually

Well let us know where we can find said pics and then I can "enjoy" the rest of my night :D

"Poor NM..." Darn Alty, ya make me sound so pathetic :(

::NM retreats to a quiet corner::

::NM sees Friend is waiting in the corner for her arrival::

:D

Awww me thinks NM needs a bit of TLC, don't you I believe this is M's area of expertese right?

"Poor NM..." Darn Alty, ya make me sound so pathetic :(

::NM retreats to a quiet corner::

::NM sees Friend is waiting in the corner for her arrival::

:D

Okay, now Alty feels guilt. Alty doesn't like guilt, it's wrong. :(

Love you NM, you know that! :)

awww me thinks NM needs a bit of TLC, dont ya i believe this is M's area of expertese right?

You are male, you will do, that's our motto, right NM? ;)

That sounded kind of cheap.

Maybe I should quite while I'm ahead, or behind, hee, hee, behind, Bears behind, come here tushy! :D

Okay, now Alty feels guilt. Alty doesn't like guilt, it's wrong. :(

Love ya NM, you know that! :)

Yeah I know!
I was actually hoping some of the boys would come and "comfort" me :rolleyes:

awww me thinks NM needs a bit of TLC, dont ya i believe this is M's area of expertese right?

Well, I'd feel much better if I knew where I could view some pics of our beloved 'Bear ;)

Well let us know where we can find said pics and then I can "enjoy" the rest of my night :D

Sorry NM but your going to have to wait a bit longer as my times up, at 4:10 I really should get to sleep, so ill bid you all good night alty, NM and starby,sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite :)


Well, I'd feel much better if I knew where I could view some pics of our beloved 'Bear ;)

Remind me tomorrow and ill have a good look round my PC to see if I have any good pics of me k :D
Laters

sorry NM but your gonna have to wait a bit longer as my times up, at 4:10 i really should get to sleep, so ill bid you all good night alty, NM and starby,sleep tight and dont let the bed bugs bite :)

Are the bed bugs men? If so, they can bite all they want. :)

Darnit, I'm feeling a bit antsy. HUBBY!! I need you, bring the handcuffs! TMI? ;)

Night Bear, hope that last bit sends you into a pleasant slumber. ;)

G'nite Bearsy! Watch out for Goldilocks... she'll sneak in and have her way with you!

Night Bear, slide over and make room for me. I'll be there in about 13 hrs. lol

Talk to and SEE you soon

Well I'm about to call it a night as well, I've had a rough week and need to get some rest.

Alty, Starbs, you gals hold it down and I'll check in tomorrow.

G'Night

Guess I'll go Hee Haw on the Mee Maw :o

Me too NM!

Night night kids! :)

HC, my pretty, I found you...

Girl Rabit Jessica Picture (http://pichaus.com/girl-rabit-jessica-@dd777053c69dd7281dfbbeb179e9c406/)

Exactly why are you out of bed young man? Do you need a drink of water?

Artsy! Clear some space in your PM's girl! ;)

Hey Everyone. What's going on?

Well, I'd feel much better if I knew where I could view some pics of our beloved 'Bear ;)

And, what about your dearest M?:rolleyes: He will be devastated...

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama.

The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and those a**holes deducted $95.00 in taxes !!!!”

And, what about your dearest M?:rolleyes: He will be devastated.....

M knows my heart belongs to him... I've already seen his handsomeness (dunno if that's a real word :confused:). But as soon as I write God a letter asking for plane fare, I'm going to the Land Down Unda!

He sent you pictures? Wow, and here I thought I was special. :(

M, what's going on, are you playing both of us? Hmmmmmmm! ;)

Wow...

Wow?

Wow Wow?

Wow Wow WOW

What are we Wow-ing exactly? :confused:

Wow... I don't know!. Wow! :p

I did not realize you were all here...

I did not realize you were all here....

Wow... it's a co-inkydink! :D

Why are you talking about my dink for?

I did not realize you were all here....

So will you tell us what all the Wow-ing is about? You started it! :p

Your dink? Your dink? Hee, hee, you said dink! ;)

Apparently I am the one that starts everything.. . Just ask Alty...

I do not know... I am the only guy on here tonight. What's going to happen now?

why are you talking about my dink for?

Is Naughty Joe making a return?

Apparently I am the one that starts everything. . . Just ask Alty...

I do not know... I am the only guy on here tonight. Whats going to happen now?

Muuwaaaahahahahahaha! Let's get them girls! :D

Apparently I am the one that starts everything. . . Just ask Alty...

I do not know... I am the only guy on here tonight. Whats going to happen now?

Joe, do you even want to go there? :rolleyes:

why are you talking about my dink for?

It's a ploy!! You fell right into our trap!

Apparently I am the one that starts everything. . . Just ask Alty...

I do not know... I am the only guy on here tonight. Whats going to happen now?

Well, NM and I were talking about devils threesomes in our secret room, but, since there are 3 girls, one guy, we'll have, I guess an angel's four some. Sound good Joe? ;)

On the phone with Sneezy. He says "Three girls, that's heaven! "

Alty, I think we scared poor Joe...

Alty, I think we scared poor Joe...

Na! He's sitting at his puter thinking of a good come back. Hee, hee, "come" back. ;)

Na! He's sitting at his puter thinking of a good come back. Hee, hee, "come" back. ;)

Tee hee, you said "come" back
C'mon Joe, thought you wanted to play with us... We'll be gentle...

At first... hehehe

I am afraid your going to wink my dink too hard.

NM, I was checking out the members photo thread...

Told you Joe, we'll be gentle at first.

::NM tells Alty to put away her whip::

You'll have to tell us exactly how you like your dink winked...

Told ya Joe, we'll be gentle at first.

::NM tells Alty to put away her whip::

You'll have to tell us exactly how you like your dink winked...

She has no whip.

NM, I was checking out the members photo thread...

Okaaayyy...

She has no whip.

That's what you think; she always has a back-up

Words... simply words... I have Susy right here.

Stringer to the rescue, I was left alone here with how many women ready to attack...

They call it heaven, I do not know if I would call it heaven though.. lol

Stringer to the rescue, I was left alone here with how many women ready to attack...

They call it heaven, I do not know if I would call it heaven though.. lol

(Like the avatar image Joe)

Sometimes you just have to do what's right Joe.

Well Joe, I was on a 10 minute break... I have to get back to being 'busy.'

EDIT}}}}} By the way, after all those days of 70 degree weather, they are predicting about 6-7 inches of snow before morning, crazy weather! I'm sur that these here girlie's had sumptin to do with this too...

Night.

Well Joe, I was on a 10 minute break...I have to get back to being 'busy.'

Umm, do we want to know what 'busy' is... :rolleyes:

Joe, where are you? You mentioned the Members Pics thread and just got MIA...
Love the new avi!

Well catch you later stringer.

3 girls willing to do your bidding isn't your idea of heaven Joe? Not even Nirvana? Come on, be honest, I won't tell your wife, I promise! ;)

You love the new Avi??

Alty, the best thing I can do right now. Especially to stay out of trouble. Is by pleading THE FIFTH AMENDMENT.

You love the new Avi????

Joooooeee... don take the bait... remember your training bud.

Alty, the best thing I can do right now. Especially to stay out of trouble. Is by pleading THE FIFTH AMENDMENT.

They have that in Canada?

6]Umm, do we want to know what 'busy' is... :rolleyes:[/B]

Joe, where are ya? You mentioned the Members Pics thread and just got MIA...
Love the new avi!

Yep, 'duty' calls...

Night, I am going to sleep late tomorrow.:cool:

No I do not think they have that in canada, but I am going to use it anyway. Lmasof :p