Hey everyone. I am back again. If you won Alty, could you lend me $5?

Sure she would bud... but she needs to learn the 'other' parts of the human body... :rolleyes::cool::rolleyes:

Sure she would bud...but she needs to learn the 'other' parts of the human body...:rolleyes::cool::rolleyes:

What other parts are we talking about Stringer?

You do realize that I'm going to make you say it, or them, I'm not giving up! :D

Sent this picture to a few people yesterday. I've been going through old albums, my parents, and found one of wedding pictures that I haven't seen in a long time.

So, I'm posting this pic. The license plate is backwards because I scanned the pic, can't fix it. I love this picture because that's the face I make a lot.

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This pic was taken by hubby as we were getting into his moms car to go to the reception. I was so tired by this time, but no worries, once I got a few drinks in me at the party, I livened up. ;)

What other parts are we talking about Stringer?

You do realize that I'm going to make you say it, or them, I'm not giving up! :D

Something softly firm, so round, so fully packed... no wait that's a cigarette...

Sure, I love being in a man sandwich. Ooops, out loud again! :(

Well, nothing against Stringer, but I think I would have mine separate and you can do whatever you want with me. Hehe

Sent this picture to a few people yesterday. I've been going through old albums, my parents, and found one of wedding pictures that I haven't seen in a long time.

So, I'm posting this pic. The license plate is backwards because I scanned the pic, can't fix it. I love this picture because that's the face I make alot.

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This pic was taken by hubby as we were getting into his moms car to go to the reception. I was so tired by this time, but no worries, once I got a few drinks in me at the party, I livened up. ;)

Can't find the garter...

Well, nothing against Stringer, but I think I would have mine seperate and you can do whatever you want with me. Hehe

Adam, I'm twice your age! Wait, is there a downside to this? Let me think about it! ;)

Adam, I'm twice your age! Wait, is there a downside to this? Let me think about it! ;)

Do your thinking, you will come around.

Can't find the garter....

I actually have a picture of that somewhere, can't find it. :(

Okay, go ahead, try and find it, use your teeth. :D

Do your thinking, you will come around.

Hmmm, confident, aren't you? I like a confident man. :)

Do you think you could handle me? Not many can. :cool:

Y'all are naughty so early... geesh. Now I feel like an angel. Hehe

I have handled some crazy ones in my time. What makes you think I couldn't handle it?

Y'all are naught so early... geesh. Now I feel like an angel. hehe

NM, I'm always naughty, it's a curse. ;)

And... here we gooooooooo... :)

I have handled some crazy ones in my time. What makes you think I couldn't handle it?

Adam dear, I've got a few years on you, heck you weren't even born when... never mind. :o

And........here we gooooooooo........:)

You know you love it! :D

This (could) be true, but let NM wake up a bit first... that's how heart attacks happen you know!

Ok, you may have won this round Alty, but we will see. I haven't had any complaints yet.

This (could) be true, but let NM wake up a bit first...that's how heart attacks happen ya know!

NM is my sexy sidekick, she can take it and dish it out! :):cool::D

Ok, you may have won this round Alty, but we will see. I haven't had any complaints yet.

I'm not saying I'd complain, in fact I'm sure I wouldn't, but you may not live to tell the tale. ;)

Damn, is it getting hot in here? I need a cigarette. ;)

And........here we gooooooooo........:)

C'mon... it's ALWAYS goes there!

NM is my sexy sidekick, she can take it and dish it out! :):cool::D

I agree with that 'sexy' part, and she is also a smart, intelligent, vibrant, clear thinking, independent, decisive decision maker too. Aren't cha sweety.;););)

I'm not saying I'd complain, in fact I'm sure I wouldn't, but you may not live to tell the tale. ;)

Damn, is it getting hot in here? I need a cigarette. ;)

I'm waking up... believe me I am... and now my mind is not on work! Now I need to see some boys in my "room" to help me get this out of my system. :rolleyes:

C'mon... it's ALWAYS goes there!

It does make the world go around. Ahhhhh, in such a delightful way. :D

Darn, hubby's on days and I'm feeling a bit... um... antsy! ;)

C'mon... it's ALWAYS goes there!

Oh... that wasn't mean as a bad thing my dear... I was just raising the 'storm flag' for all our sailors out there... :rolleyes:

I agree with that 'sexy' part, and she is also a smart, intelligent, vibrant, clear thinking, independent, decisive decision maker too. Aren't cha sweety.;););)

Awwwwww, I feel all warm and fuzzy now. :D

My peeps certainly are good for a gal's esteem. ::contented sigh::

I'm waking up... believe me I am... and now my mind is not on work! Now I need to see some boys in my "room" to help me get this outta my system. :rolleyes:

Aaaah, hmmmm.. Ok, the line forms over... here... hee hee...

Oh...that wasn't mean as a bad thing my dear...I was just raising the 'storm flag' for all our sailors out there....:rolleyes:

Don't warn 'em!! Me and Alty can do a sneak attack and tag team 'em! :eek:

Wow, we are all in fine form this morning, aren't we? I should be cleaning, but I don't want to! You all are much more fun! :)

Don't warn 'em!!! Me and Alty can do a sneak attack and tag team 'em! :eek:

Tag team? Um, what do you mean by that? Clarify, details, I need them. ;)

Wow, do I know how to clear a room or what? :(

Too early for sexy talk, my mind isn't functioning, until at least lunch.

Tag team? Um, what do you mean by that? Clarify, details, I need em. ;)

It wasn't meant to sound naughty... or was it? :eek:

Ok guys... we have them double guessing themselves...

Ok guys... move that equipment over here. Set up all the dumpsters for the trash over there. Did you call the trash truck to be here?

Right! Now you guys start ripping out all those walls over there and you guys start sweeping up over there. Get all those chairs and tables in those rooms and take down all those pictures off all the walls over there too. The whole place should look like a warehouse when you are finished. Great I see that you guys dressed in those medical whites so no one will suspect anything if they happen to see you.

We only have about an hour to completely strip this place to the bone... before they come back... hustle!

Work quietly now and GO... hurry up! This place has to be completely empty when they arrive.

No, don't worry about anything I set it all up with the present mayor and the 'fix' is in... M WILL be the next mayor for sure.

Hey everybody. I had a hell of a time at work, but now it is all calm. Maybe I couldn't handle you Alty. Haha. Not!

I am SO tired, I am drifting in and out of conscienciousness. I blame you Stringer for spiking my Coke at lunch and you Adam for just being you. :D

I am SO tired, I am drifting in and out of conscienciousness. I blame you Stringer for spiking my Coke at lunch and you Adam for just being you. :D

I do what I do best don't I?

I am SO tired, I am drifting in and out of conscienciousness. I blame you Stringer for spiking my Coke at lunch and you Adam for just being you. :D

Apparently sombody spiked my drink too because I'm so sluggish. :(
Surely Stringer wouldn't do that... Ya think?

Ya he would. It would not be me. I want you to be alive and well enough and healthy enough to help make Joe Cheese.

I... ain't... sayin'... nuttin'! Nope.

Guys that was supposed to kepp 'um 'down' for another half hour at least? What h*ll happened?

I am fighting it... I am groggy, but alert.

I will get you my pretty and your little dog too!

I am fighting it... I am groggy, but alert.

I will get you my pretty and your little dog too!!

NO!. not magic?. M time for the Batmobile!





And where is the blond duck? Starduck! Are you still sleepin'? :confused::rolleyes: This up until the sun rises and sleepin' 'til 5 pm stuff won't make you 'healthy, wealthy and wise' duck.

I am too slow to catch a Batmobile, but M is not here to save you!

I am going to go stand in the shower and wake up... (shhh, we have a window in our shower! ) but I will be back and there will be a price to pay...

A shower in the window huh? Is there a bush out side that window? Lol

A shower in hte window huh? Is there a bush out side that window? Lol

Ok, I meant to say a window in the shower. I am all kinds of off today!

Nope no bush anywhere... just a curtain on the window... :D

Well there is no fun in that Justy. Unless you just let me in the shower. Hehe

So you think that just because you can't handle Alty... I would be easier... hmmmm, you would be shocked ;) if you only knew.

If anyone ever spied on my house they would be in for a interesting shock. We only have a sheer front curtain... which is why I love to run around the living room nakkid and we have a shower with a window and I convinently keep my shampoo and conditioner behind the curtain so that I have to open the curtain every shower. :D

I could handle Alty. That's what you don't see. To be honest, I could probably handle both at the same time. I'm crazy like that. Haha

Wow, overly ambitious.

Oh now. You know better.

I know nothing, I am innocent... anyone can vouch for that.

<---- ANGEL

I know nothing, I am innocent... anyone can vouch for that.

<---- ANGEL

Ok, You make a list of vouchers for proof. Haha

I am too slow to catch a Batmobile, but M is not here to save you!!

I am going to go stand in the shower and wake up... (shhh, we have a window in our shower!!) but I will be back and there will be a price to pay...

... bring it on little lady... :D

Hey Stringer. I don't think I have actually said Hi to you yet today!

Welcome to 'Porn USA": stay and learn a little, or a lot?

Hey Stringer. I don't think I have actually said Hi to you yet today!

No, but I have been watching... you are changing Adam... have you been indulging some?:)

Mr. Stringer....

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I am changing? How am I changing? I didn't mean to change. I have had an off day, but didn't realize anything.

You are changing in your over confident mannerisms... it's OK, Stringer just jealous, he doesn't share his girls too well ;)

I will stop. I didn't realize anything. I will let you guys be. I am sorry. Bye everyone!

You stop now... geesh, you get so goofy. We like playing with you Adam. Shoot, I even let you peek in my shower.

Mr. Stringer....

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You have to ask.

You are changing in your over confident mannerisms... it's ok, Stringer just jealous, he doesn't share his girls too well ;)

Yep... you read me loud and clear sweety.:D

I will stop. I didn't realize anything. I will let you guys be. I am sorry. Bye everyone!

Adam... it was a joke my friend... ask Justy... come on back here bud.:)

Adam! It wouldn't be the same without you here... do you hear me.

We were having fun, you know me better than that Adam.

Adam sorry to hear you were having a bad day. Just know we all are here for you. Everybody is just trying to get you to laugh and have a bit of fun.

Take care and hope your day gets better.

Hello everyone,, just dropping in for a few minutes.

Adam sorry to hear you were having a bad day. Just know we all are here for you. Everybody is just trying to get you to laugh and have a bit of fun.

Take care and hope your day gets better.

Hello everyone,,,, just dropping in for a few minutes.

Hey Joe...

Adam will be back, it's about his time to head home, so I don't know if he will be back tonight.

He must be having some kind of bad day. I was having one yesterday... makes me sensitive too.

Its understandable for sure.

Adam will be back, it's about his time to head home, so I don't know if he will be back tonight.

He must be having some kind of bad day. I was having one yesterday... makes me sensitive too.

You know me Joe, unless someone personally attacks me first, I am not seriously going after them. But I understand bad daysJoe, if I was insensitive it was not intentional at all.

Hey everyone. I am back. I am touchy today.

I about bit someone's head off earlier. Now, I left this thread, but was so curious as to what was going on that I had to peep in.

Hey everyone. I am back. I am touchy today.

I about bit someones head off earlier. Now, I left this thread, but was so curious as to what was going on that I had to peep in.

Glad that you are back my friend.

Having trouble with the site......I am.

Well I've been kind of busy today so haven't been too active on here. I'm heading home and should be on later.

Joe, we'll meet up later so we can get t' milking you so we can start making Joe-cheese. :D

Later Peeps!

<--- Still tramatized about the thought of Mike Myer boobies and cheese... I will be having nightmares about this one for sure.

Well I've been kinda busy today so haven't been too active on here. I'm heading home and should be on later.

Joe, we'll meet up later so we can get t' milking you so we can start making Joe-cheese. :D

Later Peeps!

Later NM.

<--- Still tramatized about the thought of Mike Myer boobies and cheese... I will be having nightmares about this one for sure.

Me too... kinda.:)

Where is everybody tonight? Are y'all hiding from me? :(

I was wondering the same thing? No one is here, hello anybody... Where are you?

Goodnight,,

Hey guys!! Good news. The internet connection is nearly ready. I've got the modem and installed the program. Just waiting fot the company to convert the phone line to allow the connection. It's a matter of hours now.

Sheesh!! It's been long since I came in last time and the library had some problems for their connection too. I saw that there are more people in here, and two deputies... are they still deputies?

Starby, just read one of your posts about the water problem. One more to add to your long list of 'lucky happenings' to you. Lol :D

Alty, how are you. Long time not heard form you, only a pic of you and your handsome husband from 10 years ago.

Stringer, M, Joe, Bear, Sneezy, and the others, I hope you're all doing fine!

Good Morning everyone. TIME TO WAKE UP!!

Are you feeling better today Adam?

Hey y'all!
What's everybody up to today- anything good going on?

Just came from court... that is ALWAYS a good time!

Just came from court... that is ALWAYS a good time!!

Yeah, enjoy it like getting a tooth pulled.

What was fun is my ex's counsel was withdrawing and he is seeking new representation.

The glimpse of the bill I saw was looked like $4200 plus he will have to come up with a retainer for new counsel, when we are going directly to trial, so that retainer will be at least $5000.

Plus, he is LYING about the recommendation saying he doesn't know what the GAL is recommending, when the recommendation has been 120% for the mother - ME!

Just came from court... that is ALWAYS a good time!!

Court? :eek:

What'd you do... :rolleyes:

More reasons Justy... everything is strung out and gets tedious and expensive.

Court?! :eek:

What'd you do... :rolleyes:

She's innocent THIS time.

Oh yes! Ex's and court! Isn't it just a blast! Uuhhhgggg! I'd rather poke my own eyes out with a red hot dagger! Lol

Oh yes! Ex's and court! Isn't it just a blast!! Uuhhhgggg!! I'd rather poke my own eyes out with a red hot dagger! lol

Hey stranger.

Hey stranger.

Howdy ho!

Howdy ho!!

Starbs, it's not polite to call names...

Starbs, it's not polite to call names...

Hahaha! I knew someone would say something about that! :D

Oh yes! Ex's and court! Isn't it just a blast!! Uuhhhgggg!! I'd rather poke my own eyes out with a red hot dagger! lol

I would rather poke his eyes out with a red hot dagger!

We have spent my daughter's college education fund on attorney's. They profitted from his idiocy (?) for the last seven years and continue to profit.

Nothing like the man who is paid by the taxpayer's so that he has NO concept of money and happily forwards it onto attorney's bills, making my life a living heck.

Ok, later... Need to to do some work... Need to to keep my internet bill paid... haha.:)

I would rather poke his eyes out with a red hot dagger!!

We have spent my daughter's college education fund on attorney's. They profitted from his idiocy (?) for the last seven years and continue to profit.

Nothing like the man who is paid by the taxpayer's so that he has NO concept of money and happily forwards it onto attorney's bills, making my life a living heck.

See you later Stringy!

Yeah Justy, I know a few like that myself! The scum that feed off the scum that feeds off the scum on the bottom of the pond. :rolleyes:

That is where I met him, if I had known about this site then I would have known to WALK AWAY... run for that matter.

Course I would be missing the most wonderful daughter in the whole world, but I would be none the wiser. I think court is just the abuser's way of continuing the abuse!

Oh, you've got that right! It's their way of prolonging things and sucking you dry. The courts work for the accused, not the other way around.

Especially when it is established that it has nothing to do with the child. Just his desire to control the child.

It is all about control. That's all they have! And of course, if was your fault this happened you know! ;)

Well it's definitely in his mind my fault that I am winning.

In his mind, I am just a better liar then he is. ;)

Are you sure that your ex and mine aren't related? Of course it's your fault that you are winning, and you betcha! You're a very good actress and expert liar!

... my case was different than yours, but same attitude! Oh, and yeay! His restraining order ran out yesterday!

Ugh, to the restraining order running out.

It's amazing what a great liar you can be when everything you say is the truth! Easier not to get confused that way.

Yes, I'm a little worried about the order running out. He's made threats around town, because he wants to get back at me for "making" him plead guilty.

The funny thing is, they can lie their faces off in court, when you are telling the truth, and somehow they get away with it, even if it can be proven that they have bold faced lied. Why do they even make them swear to tell the truth when they don't care if they do or not? Crazy!

LOL.

That is definitely a close relative of my ex. I think that my ex has no idea what the truth and fiction are anymore. He will lie to me, about me, about things that JUST happened... I am just floored sometimes.

The absolute best was when his step-son hurt our daughter and he blamed it on summer camp that ended one month prior to the injury... like the photos weren't time stamped!

My ex wouldn't know the truth if it hit him with a mac truck! He used to make me think I was losing my mind sometimes, because he would tell me that I did things that I clearly didn't do, and after awhile he almost had me believing that I really actually did it or said it! He put such a spin on things, that he had other people believing that I did these stupid things he accused me of, even if they knew better, or were actually around to verify that no such thing happened. They sure know the ins and outs of brainwashing techniques. It's scary actually.

But when it comes to the courts? Phhfffttt... they just turn the other way when they know and even have documented proof that they have lied. That is why I won't jump to call the cops for anything anymore. They don't do anything, and neither do the courts. It's screwed up.

My ex broke into my house, broke my ribs and cheekbone, and bruised my lung. He walked away with a $400 fine, and a restraining order for a yr. because of a plea bargain given without my knowledge or consent. I asked for an extension on the restraining order, and I was denied. He has to come and do something again apparently. HA!

That is horrible.

Thank you for showing me some light in my dilemna.

That is horrible.

Thank you for showing me some light in my dilemna.

Oh, I'm not trying to down play yours at all. It sounds like you are going through hell with your ex. I'm just saying how stupid the court system works. It's very frustrating and maddening when it's always the person that is the accused, is always the one that gets away with the most in the system. Your ex seems like he really knows how to play the system, and you and your daughter are getting trampled on in the meantime!

I didn't feel like you were trying to down play my lovely, heart warming experience, but it does help to realize that I am not on the worse end of the experience.

As we rode the elevator up to the Family Law floor, the lady next to me commented that she is in year two of being up there. I am on year seven for a marriage that lasted "married" for two months before his injury. It's ridiculous and sometimes I just need a reminder that I am not on the worse end of the spectrum.

Yeah, it's a slow process that they drag out. Mine took almost a yr. and a half by the time we were done. I know how frustrating and draining that is.

Seven yrs. That is absolutely insane! Geeezzzz!

So, by the looks of it, I am considering not getting married. Loos like you 2 had a rough married life and I am doubting myself now. I am sorry you 2 went through so much.

Not all relationships turn out like this Adam. Just make darn sure that you go into it with a lot of trust and respect for each other, and a lot of comunication and understanding before you walk down that aisle.

This is a good reason for relationship classes or counselling, before you do it too. You learn a lot more about the other person that way. And also, if your gut tells you something is wrong, don't look the other way, just because you want to be married. You'll be fine, just be careful.

I hope not. I am currently engaged and it seems like all we have been doing lately is argue. I just hope it is a stage thing right now.

When I married, I had good intentions but not intentions for forever, he was joining the military and wanted to ensure that our family was taken care of, as it was post - 9/11.

When he was in boot camp, he became ill, he fell into a coma that lasted close to six weeks. Unfortunately when you are young and naïve you think that you will get back the same person you lost, but the sad fact is the person he is today, is not the person that I married. The mental capabilities of a person who spends that long in a coma is limited, no matter what their age or hope of recovery.

Adam, every situation is different but as long as you are marrying for the right reasons, you would never have to go through what I am going through. Don't rush into marriage though, there are many factors to consider and a divorce is divestating financially and emotionally.

I will remarry again though, just won't ever divorce again. :D

Ok, I understand that. I will take my time. Idon't want to go through al the hell of a divorce. I watched my parents go through it when I was 6.

It's not pleasant. How are you doing today Adam? (I asked earlier but you never responded.)

It's not pleasant. How are you doing today Adam? (I asked earlier but you never responded.)

Well, it was good until about 9 o'clock when me and my fiancé got into an argument. Then she keeps being mean. Now I think we are pretty much over.

Anybody around right now? I feel really really down and could use someone to talk to.

Sup adam, what you want to talk aboot

Hey Bear. Long time no see. Well, I am pretty sure me and my fiancé have just split up. I feel like crap right now. I am pretty sure I did everything right but I just couldn't keep her happy.

Ahhh well these things happen mate, sorry to hear it :), but personally I'm not really the one to go to for relationship advise

Thanks anyway Bear.

Hey Bear. Long time no see. Well, I am pretty sure me and my fiance have just split up. I feel like crap right now. I am pretty sure I did everything right but I just couldn't keep her happy.

I'm so sorry to hear that Adam... Here's my shoulder...
What happened?

No worries adam, you'll be all right mate, you may still be able to patch things up, look on the bright side yea :)

I will try to look on the brightside of things bear. Thanks for the cheer. Thanks NM, I need a shoulder. Haha. I will be OK. I am a big boy.

I really want to go home for the night... can someone say hit the fast forward button for one hour?

I know you hate me right now Justy, but I am going home.

Bye everyone!

LOL, dammit... but I don't hate you. :D

Start your own business then you are at 'work' all the time!

Adam, I am sorry to hear this about you and your girl...

Justy... you may have told me this already and (my mind,. too busy) but what town in Illinois?

Rockford

Rockford

That's right... you got it right... I was testin' you, you passed. Tomorrow another question... hee heeeeeeee.:)

You are about an hour or so from me.

Yes, I know. I am so relieved that I got it right though... because if I didn't, shoot, who knows what would happen to me.

I think you should give me my 200th greenie, since I was right and all.

200th greenie ACHIEVED!

Yes, I know. I am so relieved that I got it right though... because if I didn't, shoot, who knows what would happen to me.

I think you should give me my 200th greenie, since I was right and all.

Hell I will hee hee,, LOOK (.. )... you have three, I have but two... AND I have been here a year longer than you!

You got it right!. tomorrow there WILL be another question... they get harder each day you know?

Oh, and by the way Justy... she will 'cave' in...

I know the answer to tomorrow's question.

The answer is 30! :D

I know the answer to tomorrow's question.

The answer is 30! :D

So... I see, than you have ALL the answers... huh? Don't cha want to even see the question hon?:D

Got to run to the dry cleaners... back in a bit.

I already knew the question, now you will have to figure that one out tomorrow. :D

I knew I was one smart cookie. :cool:

I already knew the question, now you will have to figure that one out tomorrow. :D

I knew I was one smart cookie. :cool:

And I hear a cutie too... get that picture in the members' section girl!

Hi guys and gals how are we this evening :)

Does this in any way remind you of anyone?

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It seems, we have an absentee host... where are you Alty?

Hi stringer how are you today

hi stringer how are ya today

Better, how are things with you Bear?

Getting ready for a late dinner, tuna fish casserole, love that stuff.

I know the answer to tomorrow's question.

The answer is 30! :D


"It is better to know some of the questions than have ALL THE ANSWERS." From my sig... ha ha :):D:rolleyes:

Good to hear it :)
Me? The least said the better to be honest
I'm only on for a little while longer myself except I'm going to call it a night when your probably tucking in to you tuna :)

good to hear it :)
me? the least said the better to be honest
im only on for a little while longer myself except im gonna call it a night when your probably tucking in to ya tuna :)

I understand, yep and then I need to try to get some sleep, having a bit of trouble sleeping lately though.

Well, take care my friend, I have to leave, Marta has called me to dinner and if I want to eat... gotta go :eek:... later...

Later stringer, have a good one :)

Anyone here?

WHERE have you been?

You come home at this late hour? Ok... you're grounded young lady!

I'm going to bed, about time you did too.

Later.

Haven't been feeling good, been sleeping a lot. I think it may be the winter blues. :(

Sorry I've been MIA, forgive me?

If I have to...

You know as the 'host' here you do have responsibilities.

And winter is over, it's been Spring since the 20th... "Think Spring!" and foret that snow outside.

It's snowing again! Why?. oh why?. oh whyyyyyy! :(

Night Stwingy... ::sniff::

It's snowing again!! Why??...oh why??...oh whyyyyyy!! :(

Doesn't it always snow?

YES! Ohhhh... the weather outside it's frightful... and nooo it's not delightful... but as long as you want to knowwww... Stop the snow... stop the snow... stop the snow!! :p

Snow sucks!

Puters been acting up, I picked up a trojan horse (virus, not a condom Starby) and I can't get rid of it, it's messing things up. I sure could use some help from an IT tech. Does anyone know a good one? ;)

Going to go beddy bye.

Night kids. :)

Oh, Starby, what happened to the BCBW on your sig? Have you abandoned us? :(

Okay, bed, here I come! :)

Good Morning everyone. How do you make a tuna casserole Stringer. I am intrigued and hungry.

Noodles, cream of mushroom soup, tuna and peas, Adam... it's a good time.

How are you doing today? Did you have a decent night last night?

Hey everyone,

Alty, do you have anything like zonealarm? System Mechanic? Or other programs that will fix these problems for you?

Hi Adam, hope your better today... tuna yummy sounds good. Easy to make? Stringer?

JWF, Cream of mushroom soup made homemade one time. Absolutely delicious..

I am getting hungry now.

I love tuna noodle casserole, why just last week I made it without the tuna, I love it THAT much. (Seriously, I forgot to put in the tuna and I will not be living that down at my house ANY time soon.)

My boyfriend doesn't like tuna, so I will have to make up a batch... with the tuna this time and everyone will have to come over. :D

Do you have anything stronger than tea here?

I need a drink,that board is one crazy place!

Can I come over Justy? I will be good. Just eat and leave. I am so hungry. I think I am going to subway for lunch and getting 6in tuna and 6 in chicken salad. Yummy

You are coming just to eat and leave... what a load of crude, I am not a usee. If you come you will have to stay for dinner and dessert and maybe even a game of Humor in a box. Just bring your girl ;)

Chicken terrikakyi...

Do you have anything stronger than tea here?

I need a drink,that board is one crazy place!

Well I don't know about you but the strongest thing I have on my side of the monitor is a Coke and it's not cutting it.

Well I don't know about you but the strongest thing I have on my side of the monitor is a Coke and it's not cutting it.

Everyone is like at each others throats out there on the board today.Yikes !
Newbies yelling at choux,its crazy!:p

I have seen that newbie, she seems to be stalking her. Rut row.

I am just smiling and telling people that they all suck extra nicely today.

You are coming just to eat and leave... what a load of crude, I am not a usee. If you come you will have to stay for dinner and dessert and maybe even a game of Humor in a box. Just bring your girl ;)

Well, I will stay longer, I just didn't think you wanted my company. I wouldn't be rude. I would bring my girl, 23 minutes until lunch!

Well, I will stay longer, I just didn't think you wanted my company. I wouldn't be rude. I would bring my girl, 23 minutes until lunch!

Nope, you will be eating lunch too early...

You must wait until noon, my time.

But but but, it is almost noon my time and I am hungry!

Could be worse adam, it could have gone noon and you still hadn't had anything to eat :)

I have seen that newbie, she seems to be stalking her. Rut row.

I am just smiling and telling people that they all suck extra nicely today.

I have yet to learn that skill :)

Diplomacy has never been my strong suit :rolleyes:

could be worse adam, it could have gone noon and you still hadnt had anything to eat :)

Could be worse Adam, I could make you wait until noon Bear's time. ;)

Could be worse Adam, I could make you wait til noon Bear's time. ;)

Lol its 5 to 4 in the afternoon only about 20 more hours till the next one :D

LOL, see I was being nice :D

Of course I will skip lunch if I can be on your time and get to go home in an hour. :cool:

Yea, that would be nice. I am so hungry though. C-ya guys in about an hour.

All this lunch talk... well Justy, Adam got to go.

Lunch time...

Cya later adam and JH
Justy I'm already home :D

See you albear,,

Boy don't I just feel my nose being rubbed in the carpet all over the place.

It's OK, I am down to six more hours and then I can start my weekend and about 45 minutes until lunch. Yummy... course there isn't anything good to eat around here.

When is Subway going to put in drive throughs?

I think it's a good thing that subway don't have drive-thru's because nobody would bother going in and thered just be a massive line of cars waiting since its just that good.
Is there no kfc near you :eek: that's against your basic human rights isn't it?

Yeah, well I think they would up business by putting in a drive through, cause that is about the only reason I don't like going there.

It's cold outside today.

Everyone is like at each others throats out there on the board today.Yikes !
Newbies yelling at choux,its crazy!:p

Yeah, I saw that post and was like :eek: Oh no she di' nt!

Hey y'all, what's up? Trying to catch up on the day's happenings. TGIF!

Yeah, well I think they would up business by putting in a drive through, cause that is about the only reason I don't like going there.

It's cold outside today.

Maybe a delivery service then :D

Hello NM how are you today

When is Subway going to put in drive throughs?

The subways here have drive-throughs! :p

Hey Bear, what's up?
We still got to plan our trip to Australia in case the world ends!

Hey Bear, what's up?
We still gotta plan our trip to Australia in case the world ends!

Lol oh yea :D, I forget why australia again?

Boy don't I just feel my nose being rubbed in the carpet all over the place.

It's ok, I am down to six more hours and then I can start my weekend and about 45 mins til lunch. Yummy... course there isn't anything good to eat around here.

When is Subway going to put in drive throughs?

The east coast, Prince edward island here in canada. They actually do have drive through subways.. Really, no kidding around.

Joe

Am I missing all the trouble on the boards? I think it is better for me to stay away from trouble today... I might go a bit over board if I do check them out.

More carpet to nose rubbing...

I will get you guys back...

Just wait and see.

Hmmm it seems me and justy are the only ones that don't have flasy posh subways with their fancy drive-thru's.

lol oh yea :D, i forget why australia again?

That's where I said I wanted to visit if I knew the world was ending; or did you say it? :confused: Either way, I've always wanted to see the land down unda. Plus Friend said we could stay with him if we go.

Hey Joe, there's been activity on the "Virgina" thread... and boy oh boy :mad:

That's where I said I wanted to visit if I knew the world was ending; or did you say it?? :confused: Either way, I've always wanted to see the land down unda. Plus Friend said we could stay with him if we go.

Hey Joe, there's been activity on the "Virgina" thread... and boy oh boy :mad:

Oh yea :D

hmmm it seems me and justy are the only ones that dont have flasy posh subways with their fancy drive-thru's.

Where are u Bear? Come to NC and we can swing through a Subway drive-thru before we head to the airport, how 'bout that?

Midlands uk, so id have a long way to travel just for a subway :D

Ok, I have to hide in this room, I have found that I am on a judgemental day and I need my hand slapped for my lack of support...

So I will be over there hiding in the corner.

No worries justy, your safe in here :)
But what I want to know is what's got you so scared?

Not scared, just a bit snippy with my responses, I just want to tell all the idiots that they are idiots...

So my Momma taught me that if I didn't have anything nice to say, that I shouldn't say anything at all... so here I am in the corner not talking ;)

Thumper taught me that :D
Some people do deserve to be told their idiots so much but I agree it is best to bite your tongue
Any examples you want to vent about feel free :)

::dancing nakkid::

Almost the weekend!

Lol, got plans I take it, because you sound very excited and cheerful :)

I have been sick and fighting my way through this week so that I could have some recoup time this weekend.

So now my fight is almost over. WOOHOO.

So other then running around in my pjs and slippers I do not have plans... in fact, I will be lucky to be up past 9 p.m. tonight.

Good to hear the worst is over with :)
Yep deffinetly sounds like some R&R is in order
I'm going to be working this weekend on assignments that I've to hand in next week :( no rest for the wicked :D

Not scared, just a bit snippy with my responses, I just want to tell all the idiots that they are idiots...


Well Justy, we must be drinking the same thing because I feel the need to tell some folks that they are ridiculous too... and I think I'm going to do it! :rolleyes:

Yeah, I got a reddie for one of mine... but I am really just being honest... must be a full moon.

I'll go check out your post, which one was it?

I'm about to post one that might grant me a revenge reddie. Hope not.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/lesbians-strap-ons-334535.html

Don't worry girls, if she keeps it up then report her, she's abusing the rating system and her attitude sucks.

So, how are my gals doing?

Nah, no full moon... that girl was just a dummy. Handing out reddies just because her question was foolish and no one understood it.

Happy Day, Alty...

I never seem to run into you much lately... how is the PC running today?

Hey Alty! Missed you! {{{{hugs}}}}

Sorry about your 'puter virus.

Things haven't been the same without you.

The PC is running smoothly so far. Now that I said that, it will all go to $hit, just watch. ;)

That girl has started a new thread, she didn't like the answers she got. I've told her how things work around here, hopefully she smartens up. Not what I expected from someone with 80 posts, she should know the rules by now. Jeesh. Now I'm in a mood. ;)

Hey Alty!! Missed ya! {{{{hugs}}}}

Sorry bout your 'puter virus.

Things haven't been the same without you.

Have they been better, or worse? ;) :eek:

The threads will only help your mood today... there is apparently something in the water... damn spring breakers!

That question is so ridiculous and off the wall anyway, hopefully no one even responds to the new question.

Have they been better, or worse? ;) :eek:

Just boring. No pizazz! You keep us all on our toes. :)

The threads will only help your mood today... there is apparently something in the water... damn spring breakers!!

That question is so ridiculous and off the wall anyway, hopefully no one even responds to the new question.

I answered, told her she'd have to start a poll as anyone answering cannot give her an accurate majority, only a opinion. I don't think she's going to like it.

What did she expect? Well, after doing my study on lesbian sex and strapons I have determined that 46.7% of lesbians do use a strapon when having sex. Really? Come on. :(

Just boring. No pizazz! You keep us all on our toes. :)

Hee, hee, I keep you on your toes? That's good, but don't lose your balance. Trip. :D

What did she expect? Well, after doing my study on lesbian sex and strapons I have determined that 46.7% of lesbians do use a strapon when having sex. Really? Come on. :(

Actually Alty I thought the percentage was higher- like 62.9%. :confused:

Actually Alty I thought the percentage was higher- like 62.9%. :confused:

My study may have been biased. ;)

Okay girls and Bear (I see you) I have to run for now, Jared wants to use the computer and I have some housework to do. Sigh, I hate housework.

I'll be back later with more gits and shiggles. :)

Okay girls and Bear (I see you) I have to run for now, Jared wants to use the computer and I have some housework to do. Sigh, I hate housework.

I'll be back later with more gits and shiggles. :)

Later alty :)

I just got a pm from a newbie with all the goings back and forth with choux,

Can I ask you did I get involved? Lol, I do not remember that part of it. Why did I get chosen?? Lol.

I am ignoring of course..

Lol I've no idea what so ever about this thing with choux and the newbie, but it looks like you've been drawn in against your will :D

Wow, maybe they should draw somewhere else. I do not like being drawn in, unless I draw in myself with my own free will lol. Thanks for the good laugh albear.

Well Guess no one is here anymore and I am all to my lonesome again.

Going to make home made meat loaf for dinner... Special Secret family recipe.

Joe

Wow, somebody really PM'ed you trying to draw you in to some drama? I saw one post where a newbie attaked Choux but I left it alone, lol.

I replied on the Virginia monologue, lol

Well Guess no one is here anymore and I am all to my lonesome again.

Going to make home made meat loaf for dinner............ Special Secret family recipe.

Joe

Does the Special Secret family recipe involve ketchup topping?

Justy, did I share it before. That is just part of it, but there is a lot more to it then that...

Got to go and make some food.

Well Guess no one is here anymore and I am all to my lonesome again.

Going to make home made meat loaf for dinner............ Special Secret family recipe.

Joe

Sorry for disappearing, I went to make ma tea, mmmm sausage butties :)
Laters all

Sausage butties... sounds kinky.

Well Guess no one is here anymore and I am all to my lonesome again.

Going to make home made meat loaf for dinner............ Special Secret family recipe.

Joe

Yes, I remember your Meat loaf... now I am geetin' empty stomach noises...

I think Marta is picking up meat tacos on her way home from school today.

STRINGER!!

I have been missing you ALL day. You had everyone talking about tuna casserole and you were nowhere to be found.

It's lent, no meat tacos or meatloaf here. :(

Ok... did you feel like a little smile?

Three (3) Minute Management Course

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

" Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson:

Bull sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:

(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


This ends the three minute management course!!!!!

I feel more management bound now.

My bubble of bullsh!t will eventually backfire on me though.

I'm having homemade chicken quesadillas tonight! Yum. I love me. :)

I'm having homemade chicken quesadillas tonight! yum.

What the...

I love me. :)

I love me too :D

sausage butties... sounds kinky.

Sausage sarnies/ sandwiches, I think its just your dirty mind :D

What the..................

What? :confused:

Bear, I was wondering what the heck sausage butties were too! But you said you're in the UK, so I guess y'all have different names for stuff there. Sarnies? Never heard that term either. Well we're not having that when we go to Australia. Friend said we'd have BBQ and beeyah. :D

I could do BBQ and beer, I'm half way there already, I have beer! :)

Bear, I too would like to know what a buttie is. Is it sexual? ;)

I could do BBQ and beer, I'm half way there already, I have beer! :)

Bear, I too would like to know what a buttie is. Is it sexual? ;)

Alty, I think we're all just dirty dirties and have our minds in the gutter.
But I'm OK with that. :cool:

Bear, I too would like to know what a buttie is. Is it sexual? ;)

Wrong room Alty :rolleyes: