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J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 09:22 AM
LMAO can we line the men up j and smack them????
It's not just men CBW. You know of one of the people I want to SMACK!!
curlybenswife
Jul 19, 2007, 09:23 AM
Hell lady I'm first in line there is like to shove her crucifix up her watsit
Synnen
Jul 19, 2007, 09:24 AM
Well, it's a 4 hour drive to my mom's right after work tomorrow.
I'm sure that when we get there, we'll find my sister in the only guest bed, so we'll have to sleep on an air mattress in like the living room or something... where her 5 kids can wake me up BRIGHT and EARLY in the morning (not a morning person). Instead of going to antique stores and hanging out, we're now going to some kids amusement park (the kind with no scary rides, just baby rides) and a petting zoo.
Doesn't that sound exciting to you? Imagine how much fun it sounds when you don't have kids!
I just can't believe my mom just ditched me for grandkids. Okay, I can believe it, but how sucky is it to lose out to 5 kids under 10?
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 09:26 AM
Girl, I'd be staying home. LOL
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 09:26 AM
I will stay out of that one. You guys have a good day.
curlybenswife
Jul 19, 2007, 09:28 AM
Guess id cancel and go another weekend lol
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 09:30 AM
Yup, if your Mom is understanding, I would just make another date with her. Let her have time with the kids.
curlybenswife
Jul 19, 2007, 09:31 AM
Could you and hubby book into a motel and have yourselves some naughtyness? And do the family thing in the day??
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 09:34 AM
Synnen, sorry about your weekend.
Synnen
Jul 19, 2007, 09:36 AM
With the budget for saving for a house, we don't really have the extra money.
If I cancel, it's ammunition... my sister gets to say that I'm so selfish that I can't even visit with my mom if she's there. Seriously, mom would be disappointed, but my sister would use it as an opportunity for poison--so I can't cancel, or it will get worse.
As far as rescheduling... this and one other weekend are the only ones we have left open this summer to visit with my folks, and we scheduled THIS one because the next one is my sister and kids, and my brother and HIS kids, and we were told that because we don't have kids, we're being relegated to the tent with the air mattress, since we don't have to worry about kids waking up in the night in a strange place.
I mean... it's bad enough that we can't get pregnant. This just makes me feel like we're second class family because we don't have grandkids to bring with us.
I'm just frustrated. Thanks for listening.
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 09:40 AM
ARe the kids too young that they wouldn't think sleeping in a tent with mom and dad is fun?
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 09:42 AM
Sister sounds sneaky and vendictive. Sorry you have to deal with that. I am real sorry! Maybe it will turn out differently and you might just have a smidgin of fun. Maybe you can ask Mom to come to lunch with just your husband and you while some of the kids are resting?
Synnen
Jul 19, 2007, 09:48 AM
The tent just isn't big enough... but that's actually one of my concerns! I don't want to be the bad guy that has to say no to the kids who want to stay out there with us, but there are FIVE kids. They're 10, 7, 5, 4, and 2. The last 2 aren't potty trained, and the 4 year old has night terrors, so she has to be close to mom anyway. The other 3 will be spoiled to death by gramma and papa, and we'll be doing everything to the kids' schedules.
I'm just sick and tired of every time we try to spend time with anyone, we have to do it with kids involved too. I'd like an ADULT weekend sometime, where we stay out late, and eat potato chips between meals and have alcohol and don't have to share our lipstick with 5 year olds and can have leftover chinese for breakfast the next morning.
(yes, I realize I'm just whining now. Thanks so much for being sympathetic... that helps TONS)
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 09:53 AM
God no, I understand how you feel!!
When we go to Gulf Shores there are 19 of us, almost to be 21 of us, who stay all together in a small condo. It can get rather stifling.
Synnen
Jul 19, 2007, 09:58 AM
Omg... 21?
Now I don't feel so bad.
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 10:11 AM
The tent just isnt' big enough...but that's actually one of my concerns! I don't want to be the bad guy that has to say no to the kids who want to stay out there with us, but there are FIVE kids. they're 10, 7, 5, 4, and 2. The last 2 aren't potty trained, and the 4 year old has night terrors, so she has to be close to mom anyway. The other 3 will be spoiled to death by gramma and papa, and we'll be doing everything to the kids' schedules.
I'm just sick and tired of every time we try to spend time with anyone, we have to do it with kids involved too. I'd like an ADULT weekend sometime, where we stay out late, and eat potato chips between meals and have alcohol and dont have to share our lipstick with 5 year olds and can have leftover chinese for breakfast the next morning.
(yes, I realize I'm just whining now. Thanks so much for being sympathetic...that helps TONS)
I forgot what adult time meant. LOL I hope the weekend finds you something great that was unexpected! Can't wait to keep my chap stick to myself, and stay out late!
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 10:12 AM
Yup, got a new baby on the way (not me! ) and a soon to be new hubby for the niece. It gets pretty cramped because they are not nearly as clean as me and I die in the mess.
Synnen
Jul 19, 2007, 10:19 AM
I know the feeling of hating to live in someone else's mess, even for a short time!
Ugh... I just can't get past the 21 people in the same place for more than a few hours. My god... you must have like 4 people to each bed!
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 10:21 AM
Air mattresses all over the place, LOL
The condos we get are usually pretty big and all sofas pull out to be beds, there are usually 4 or 5 bedrooms. But STILL!!
We didn't go this year, LOL
alkalineangel
Jul 19, 2007, 10:42 AM
LOL Synn - poor thing... I would be whining too. And I have a child, but that doesn't mean I like other peoples kids all the time... lol. There are times I can't stand my own nephews... so I can imagine. Im sorry your family won't be more understanding.
J- when we go to gulf shores, its all 5 siblings, their spouses, 15 kids (10 are boys), my parents, and typically the dogs as well... lol. I feel you. Its more of a challenge than a vacation... lol.
curlybenswife
Jul 19, 2007, 10:46 AM
Well hey think what I will be going through next weekend when we go to bens parents, it's the wedding anniversary party the house will be rammed till heavens knows what time there will be at least 40 people sleeping all over the house the other 60 will go home. Shudder I hate it even when its just the family let alone extended there all so flipping noisey lol
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 10:47 AM
40 people in the house? Ewww, I shudder to think about it. I'd definitely be getting a hotel room.
alkalineangel
Jul 19, 2007, 10:49 AM
Oh my goodness... lol... I feel for you..
Fly settling well? Are the other cats getting more used to things?
curlybenswife
Jul 19, 2007, 10:54 AM
Fly is doing wonderfully currently scrounging for our dinner giggle.
There partys are legendary but jesus its hard work with small children but there will be a hog roast so I'm really only going for the food lol
alkalineangel
Jul 19, 2007, 11:12 AM
Mmm food...
Man, I have been catching up, since I wasn't on at all yesterday and barely any on Tuesday, and I have realized that there are some real nutters on here... none of you of course not that I would say it to your face. :)
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 11:12 AM
Oh, yum. I hog roast!! John did that for me for my 40th birthday. It was grand. As far as I can remember. LOL
Had to have surgery the next day, at the hospital at 4 am, so I was in bed by 8. LOL
Emland
Jul 19, 2007, 11:17 AM
I can't seem to figure out how to put my YouTube video on my post. I have tried using both URL and embed options with and without the [YOUTUBE] thingies and nothing works.
Am I missing something obvious??
curlybenswife
Jul 19, 2007, 11:22 AM
You sure are them lol would you like a quick lesson??
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 11:23 AM
Em, when you are looking at the address bar on YouTube you will see some letters and numbers behind an equal sign. Copy that and paste it in the red YouTube link here.
curlybenswife
Jul 19, 2007, 11:27 AM
click the tube button...
In between the []here []
On the url for you tube at the end there is a = you cut and paste the bits straight after the = and put there where it says here.
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 11:51 AM
Hog roast? YUM! I am so hungry right now I have been cleaning house (AGAIN) and now I am heating up my favorite! Left over sketty!
Good luck on the You Tube!
Emland
Jul 19, 2007, 12:21 PM
Thanks for the help! I'm a noob when it comes to YouTube (that could be a Dr. Suess title, no?).
I guess I am a certified redneck, where I come from they are called Pig Pickins, not Hog Roasts!
Here is the beauty that is my daughter in her yearly recital. She is the tall one righ behind the teacher.
FINk9wNrr5g
curlybenswife
Jul 19, 2007, 12:46 PM
They had one for our wedding party and seeing a whole pig on the spit is so cool
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 12:49 PM
That was so cool Emland, Wow, I don't even think my legs would let me stand for that long, lt alone dance that long! Woo hoo. What a sight. You should be proud!
Emland
Jul 19, 2007, 12:54 PM
The toddler's always get the biggest applause. I think they are sooo cute!
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 01:02 PM
My daughter and I sat here and watched the whole thing and she was like OMGosh that is so cool, can I do that mom. I said I could look into it. You may have started something for her! LOL If I ever get through football season with my oldest son and wrestling with my second son, I guess we could give it a try!
Emland
Jul 19, 2007, 01:06 PM
Irish dancing is soooo much fun! I highly recommend it - I take adult classes, too!
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 01:18 PM
Cool Em, I will definitely get some info from our area, we went to Corvallis Oregon and watched an Irish band last year, everyone was in the middle of the bar floor just going around in circles it was so fun. I would love to go back and be able to show off some of my SKILLS! LOL
Emland
Jul 19, 2007, 01:23 PM
There are schools all over. Definitely more in the Boston and New York areas, but you will find Irish enthusiasts all over thanks to Michael Flatley.
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 01:26 PM
Who is that? All I know is that thye have shows here in Oregon all the time with the local dancers and I just love it!
Emland
Jul 19, 2007, 01:35 PM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/emland/irish/michaelflatley.jpg
He started with Riverdance and then broke off to do his own thing. He stars in Lord of the Dance and Feet of Flame.
shatteredsoul
Jul 19, 2007, 01:41 PM
Very cool EM, I think I learn something new everyday on here. THe video really was adorable. Those are the days to remember...
wizzkid89
Jul 19, 2007, 01:51 PM
What's up everyone? I was reading some of your posts and it's funny you complain about adult time at family functions, because I sit in a really nice spot for now... I am young enough to where I'm not really wanted to be in the adult cirlce, although if I so choose it's there, but I'm way too old for any of my cousins. Mainly because my cousins, or at least the ones I see, are either 3-10, or 30-40, the only cousins that where ever my age where my dads side who I saw once. I have no problem with little tikes, mainly because when you're my age your cool for doing absolutely nothing, which is a definite perk lol. For instance I went golfing with a cousin, and all I did was show him how to swing his club, he's like 8, and in the car ride, I wasn't there for this one but I wish I was, he said "Jarrett's A god", it had my parents laughing for weeks. The only downer for me is that although I like the little ones, I absolutely hate family functions, and I find every possible way of not going, if I do have the misfortune of attending one, I basically just sit in a corner with my step-dad talking about how badly we don't want to be here...
The only other news I have is that my twins are losing and that hurts, and I'm laid up in bed right now from some ankle troubles. I was playing hoops yesterday at the gym, and I heard a loud pop, thought it was broke, luckily it wasn't, I could stand on it and walk on it fine. I still ended up lifting weights on my ankle, I just couldn't run, I could walk semi-okay. However, today the swelling has set in, and basically has stripped me of my mobility, I still plan on going to the gym, but I plan on wrapping it and taking an entire bottle of aspirin.
startover22
Jul 19, 2007, 01:58 PM
Aww, wizz, I hope you feel better. I am very glad to hear you are a God, very funny. Teens and young adults make the best influences on kids, they want to be just as cool as you! Right on wizz, get some rest.
Em, wow, I will Google him and find out more!
wizzkid89
Jul 19, 2007, 02:00 PM
I'm trying.. but you know the expression walk before you run? Well for me it's faster to crawl lol
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 02:21 PM
Em the video was absolutely adorable.!
Wizz, or should I say god, ice on the ankle. That will help get the swelling down. On for 30 minutes off for 30 minutes.
Just got back from the doc, Little J needs 10 more days of meds. Still not gone completely. Good thing I took Math for Nurses, I noticed that the dosage on the prescription was wrong.
Synnen
Jul 19, 2007, 02:37 PM
And yet... when I was working in admissions, I literally had HUNDREDS of potential nurses tell me that I should admit them even though their math scores were horrid... because "I'm going to be a NURSE! I don't need MATH!!"
They scared me. A Lot.
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 03:05 PM
LMAO. They don't need math! OMG!!
No way!!
I have a test the first day of every semester. Got to get an 80% or higher or you are out of the program.
Chemistry is good too. If I didn't take that I would be drowning right now.
Synnen
Jul 19, 2007, 03:08 PM
Yeah... a lot of people who want to go into nursing don't really want to go into nursing, they just think they do. They want to help people, and nursing is a HARD way to help others.
Most of the people applying for the nursing program should really be candy stripers at the hospital instead.
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 03:13 PM
LMAO, I guess that is why our class went from 48 down to 22 by the end of the first year.
Nursing school is really mini-medical school. We have to learn in 2 years how to cover a doctor's a$$, and math is a big part of that.
Luckily today I understood how to calculate 40 mg/kg/day.
Synnen
Jul 19, 2007, 05:09 PM
I just don't get people that think tha tthey can go into a career without knowing math.
I don't know a SINGLE career that doesn't use at least algebra at times.
CaptainRich
Jul 19, 2007, 06:24 PM
I agree, Synnen. I use more math now than I ever thought I would.
Darn teacher were right about that...
I wonder what else they were right about...
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 06:33 PM
And I used to suck at math. Now I'm actually pretty good. My mommy is proud of me. LOL
alkalineangel
Jul 19, 2007, 06:40 PM
Grocery bagging requires little math... lol
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 06:43 PM
Oh, but it does require some geometry to fit everything in just so. LOL
alkalineangel
Jul 19, 2007, 06:50 PM
Maybe just determinig which is heavier so you can put that on the bottom.
J_9
Jul 19, 2007, 06:54 PM
You are funny. Just got back from the VBS program, was really cute. Been a busy day today with the doc and all.
alkalineangel
Jul 19, 2007, 06:57 PM
Oh I remember VBS days...
wizzkid89
Jul 19, 2007, 09:23 PM
Vbs??
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 03:55 AM
Vacation Bible School! I used to volunteer for that as a teen - what fun. Around here they have it in the evenings. I guess to accommodate working parents.
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 06:27 AM
Good morning all!!
Happy harry potter day! I know no one else is as excited as me... but what the hay! :D
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 06:30 AM
Oh my goodness was it today that came out?? I'm so behind it I really am best get my rear out and buy one lol
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 06:34 AM
Comes out tonight at midnight.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 06:34 AM
It releases tonight at Midnight, I thought.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 06:35 AM
Dammit, J!
Stop being so exactly like me!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 06:38 AM
LMAO,
I hate noobs they make me have to work.
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 06:45 AM
Ive got the right hump today dam hormones
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 06:46 AM
You sure it's not the left hump CBW?
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 06:48 AM
I can be bloody either I'm in no mood to care :(
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 06:52 AM
The WHAT?
Right hump? Are you like a camel?
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 07:14 AM
I thought hump day was Wednesday... hmm... :D
My sciatic is still bothering me... so I'm kind of a gimp... you can be a hump and I can be the gimp... its like a dr. suess book. LOL.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 07:18 AM
Oooooh! I get to be the crab then!
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 07:28 AM
Hump, gimp and crab go to town...
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 07:38 AM
They needed some raspberries to satisfy a craving.
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 07:50 AM
When they got to town they went into a bar
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 07:56 AM
And that's where they met Pod!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 08:07 AM
An, you know, Pod was a little odd.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 08:11 AM
Gimp with the limp went to odd Pod and asked if she'd like a pink drink with her chump Lump and the fab Crab
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 08:22 AM
Lucky for me, smashy rhymes with itself...
SmashysmashysmashySMASHYSMASHYsmashy
SmashySMASHYSMASHYsmashySMASHYsmashy
SMASHYsmash-itysmash-itySMASHYsmashy
Smash-itysmashySMASHYSMASH-ITYsmashy
Edit: Dratted filter...
Smash-ity gets filtered!
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 08:23 AM
/backs slowly away from the Nos
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 08:25 AM
/hides under the desk
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 08:29 AM
Runs for the straightjacket again... "its a good thing i bought this in town, we have used it lot.." "come here Nossy nossy,...."
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 08:31 AM
/finds pictures of naked girls to use to trap the Nos with the straightjacket
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 08:33 AM
Here Nossy Nossy, I have a nice bottle of wine for you (in my best sing-song voice of course)
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 08:34 AM
Don't criticize my poetry!
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 08:35 AM
I thought we nutz were allowed to run loose in the Looney Bin!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 08:36 AM
Oh, Nos honey we weren't criticizing your poetry. We were... um, well...
HELP ME OUT GIRLS!!
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 08:38 AM
You are going to make me get out the thesaurus and compose a full-blown sonnet in some obscure poetic metric, aren't you?
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 08:39 AM
We weren't criticizing his poetry.
Repeating "smashy" over and over again isn't poetry. That's just raving.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 08:40 AM
Oooooh... I dare you to do a sestina!
We can each give you one of the words! My word for you is "soul"
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 08:41 AM
Lunacy I tell you, he is a lunatic!!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 08:44 AM
My word is "freak"
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 08:45 AM
I need four more people here to give me a word for this.
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 08:45 AM
I choose the word orange...
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 08:49 AM
Luckily I don't have to rhyme these words ;)
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 08:53 AM
They have to be four different people right?
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 08:56 AM
Ideally, yes. If we can't get three more (come on people, I KNOW we've got enough to do this), we can do some repeats.
In case of more than six total, I'll run a random number generator to pick the ones, and I'll do another one to choose the order of them :)
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 08:59 AM
I wrote a sestina once.
My prof was impressed.
I should find it and post it sometime.
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 09:02 AM
Yeah, it's not exactly a trivial thing to do. Having the words provided for you makes it harder, of course, since you don't have the idea to start with.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 09:10 AM
That's what it was... we were given like 10 words and had to make a poem from them, but it had to be a structured poem.
I was the only one who chose sestina.
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 09:13 AM
I don't know why but I'm following orders from syn and the word I choose is heffalump
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 09:14 AM
Ah crap, this just got complicated.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 09:15 AM
Lmao
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 09:18 AM
Really dear Nos why ever would that be?? :rolleyes:
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 09:19 AM
All right, I need more than two people to pick words, and then I need to hope for some good luck with the random number generator...
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 09:21 AM
My next word is "harem"
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 09:22 AM
We're still waiting on people to pick a first word.
If we don't get the takers we need, then we'll get a second word from each person who put in a first word and go random on those instead :)
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 09:23 AM
Aw man, I missed the part about it being a sestina... I still stick with orange... lol
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 09:28 AM
What about crumpet??
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 09:29 AM
Ooooh! Gallapagos
Will this be in iambic pentameter?
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 09:31 AM
LOL... I think Nos is in trouble.
Nosnosna
Jul 20, 2007, 09:32 AM
I'm always in trouble.
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 09:41 AM
Good morning, you guys are nutty. Hmmm, Nos you have come further than I would have if that many people were getting after me. Good job! AND good luck!
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 09:42 AM
All right, I'll play. My word contribution is "smegma."
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 09:48 AM
What does that mean or does it have to mean anything?
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 09:50 AM
LMAO
I can't WAIT to see this poem.
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 09:51 AM
Puerile!
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 09:51 AM
Smegma is a real word - kind of gross, but its real.
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 09:53 AM
Yes, it is yucky I just looked it up. Hmmmm..
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 09:56 AM
Would you have it any other way?
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 09:57 AM
Nope, I am just fine with that. AND I learned two new words today... Who knew?
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 10:02 AM
Oh, sorry I should have quoted, my comment was directed at Nos' comment about always being in trouble...
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 10:07 AM
Oh well. Have a good read tonight. Tell grandma to have a bunch of fun with Conner! See you around sweet.
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 10:10 AM
I will thanks. Have a good one!!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 10:27 AM
Sheesh I go away to play ben's game and make lunch and the place goes WILD!!
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 11:15 AM
Its just a barrel of monkeys!!
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 11:16 AM
I can't get Ben's damn game to load here at work.
I hate this place sometimes. How dare they not let me play games?
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 11:34 AM
LOL eeeerrrrr syn babes your supposed to be working ;)
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 11:37 AM
Game?
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 11:37 AM
Ugg, I got to question 10 I think and Rae made it to 30 something. Children are so smart
The Impossible Quiz Game - Puzzle Games - GamersHood - Online Games Paradise (http://www.gamershood.com/flashgames/2902)
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 11:39 AM
I got a newb on my back... capuchin too.
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 11:40 AM
Who? I'll got beat them for you
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 11:44 AM
Hellcat something or another... he doesn't like that we don't give answers to homework.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 11:47 AM
I'm supposed to be working, says the woman doing everything she can to distract me.
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 11:49 AM
I slapped him Al.
Oh, yeah, CBW will distract every time. LOL
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 11:52 AM
She's naughty!
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 11:52 AM
Thanks! I see Karma hit up Capuchin too.. good... silly newbs..
I want to be distracted ::hums the Ramones::
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 12:00 PM
I just had to get in there too. Now, I have one p'd at me too. LOL... in the how do you lose your virginity thread.
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 12:15 PM
Think dolly08 is a troll?
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 12:17 PM
I'm watching, but she's going to get a Mod slap if she doesn't chill out.
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 12:20 PM
Ignorant and proud of it!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 12:28 PM
Yes, very ignorant and, well, I better stop there. LOL
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 12:46 PM
Well that was fun... man 3 reddies in one day, I think that's a new record... lol
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 12:51 PM
I wanted to balance, but I have to spread some more love first. What a ding-a-ling she is.
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 12:52 PM
Lol it isn't a big deal, I don't really care. I just don't understand when people are so quick to anger... I know I wanted to hit J too, but I had to spread some more...
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 12:52 PM
LOL, some of them talk a big talk
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 01:06 PM
What do you do when you suspect someone is using multiple aliases. When I called him out, he sent me a PM with some line about a half sister, but I don't necessarily believe it.
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:08 PM
Im not naughty I'm easily led astray though syn ;)
Al I can't rate says I've loved you too much lol
You tell j al then she can play detective ;)
TessyO
Jul 20, 2007, 01:11 PM
'ello all! curlybenswife insisted I come in and say hello, so here I am. This looks like a fun thread!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 01:11 PM
I'm going snoopin, BRB, LOL
I'll check out the troll situation.
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:11 PM
Ok Lady's Tessy is a very old friend of mine you all be nice now :D
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 01:13 PM
Welcome Tessy!!
Does this mean we have to clean up our language?
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 01:13 PM
Hello TessyO!
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:14 PM
LOL nah tessy can swear like a sailor too ;)
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 01:16 PM
Welcome! Nothing better than fresh meat! :D
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 01:19 PM
Hugs to you Tessy! Be careful they can get pretty wild in here! 3 Reddies in one day is a record for you Al...
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:20 PM
Its OK start tessy is more than use to my rude crude fowel mouth she just sits there shaking her head at me ;)
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 01:20 PM
WAit... what KIND of nice?
I thought THAT kind of nice was reserved for you, CBW!
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 01:21 PM
Don't let the dingbats get you down, Al.
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 01:22 PM
Its ok start tessy is more than use to my rude crude fowel mouth she just sits there shaking her head at me ;)
That's OK Tessy, I do the same thing. LOL I sure love to see what I am missing when they "talk"
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:23 PM
Syn you be nice or ill take away the raspberrys lol
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 01:23 PM
WAit....what KIND of nice?
I thought THAT kind of nice was reserved for you, CBW!
Now I'm jealous, I thought last night was special to you!! :D
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 01:26 PM
Hola everyone... I saw that you guys were playing a little rhyme game, so I thought I would make a little diddy for you
Last night my friends and I went out and had fun
The merry times created by rum was felt by everyone
We drank, we ate, we sang, we played
I believe, not I, someone even got laid
But the morning was not as kind as night
And no matter what I do, I can't feel right
So all my activities for today are through
Except sharing my little diddy with all of you
CaptainRich
Jul 20, 2007, 01:28 PM
WONDERFUL, wizzkid89
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 01:28 PM
Good one Wizz, I mean god, try a little hair of the dog that bit you!
Rum and coke, yum yum
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 01:30 PM
Nice wizz. I like it a lot.
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 01:34 PM
Oh it was J.
But I had to ask CBW before I could sing "Do Me" with you.
She's VERY jealous.
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 01:35 PM
Oh those people don't bother me... rep is not that big of a deal to me...
You guys are hilarious. Im the only sane one here... :D
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 01:35 PM
You can do me in the mornin you can do me in the night
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 01:39 PM
Hehe...
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 01:40 PM
Anyone plan on seeing chuck and larry tonight?
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 01:40 PM
You can do me when you want to do me
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 01:41 PM
Either I missed something lol... or everyone has gotten a lot friendlier
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:41 PM
LMFAO I just spat sag chicken everywhere...
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 01:42 PM
Chuck and Larry looks hilarious - but I will wait for it to come out on DVD. I only like to spend the $ to see the blockbusters.
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 01:42 PM
They have a side show!
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 01:43 PM
Yeah I don't blame you... did you see transformers yet? IT WAS AMAZING
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 01:44 PM
LMFAO i just spat sag chicken everywhere.....
That sounds incredibly... dirty
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 01:44 PM
I think my husband is taking my son and nephew to see that tonight. I will stay home with my 5 year old - she is a scardy cat.
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:45 PM
Wiz my love you are far to young to even know what us girls get up toooooooo
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 01:47 PM
Wiz my love you are far to young to even know what us girls get up toooooooo
I just turned 33, and I am way too young for the stuff you guys talk about. Hmph. Sure is fun to look on though!
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 01:47 PM
Lol... I need more rum
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 01:47 PM
I saw transformers. Took Little J to it. He was amazed!!
Slap it up, flip it, rub it down... OH NOOO
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:48 PM
lol...i need more rum
;) You would need something all right tee hee
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 01:50 PM
Dirty dirty dirty people... I like it! ;)
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 01:51 PM
I could soooo go for a candy apple martini right now. Counting down T minus 6 minutes until the weekend starts...
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 01:52 PM
I could soooo go for a candy apple martini right now. Counting down T minus 6 minutes until the weekend starts....
Good for you Em, 3 more hours and I will be completely alone in silence. Hasn't happened in a longgggggg timmmmme!
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:53 PM
Have one for me Em that's sounds wonderful
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 01:54 PM
Good for you Em, 3 more hours and i will be completely alone in silence. Hasn't happened in a longgggggg timmmmme!
OOOOOOOOOO start are you going to get jiggy with it ;)
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 01:54 PM
Woo hooo apple martins!! And no kids!! Im kid free alll weekend too!! And I'm completely buzzed on caffeine to get me through thte night!! :D
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 01:54 PM
OOOOOOOOOO start are ya gonna get jiggy with it ;)
That sounds like an excellent idea Start!
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 01:54 PM
Yeah I just need a few hours of really loud music and cheerios and I'll be ready to party again... the only downer is it takes forever to walk with my ankle, luckily it's showing some signs of improvement
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 01:57 PM
Don't walk with your ankle Wizz, use your feet, it's easier
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 02:00 PM
Don't walk with your ankle Wizz, use your feet, it's easier
Lol you got me on that one, that's why we pay you the big bucks
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 02:01 PM
Why haven't I seen the big bucks yet? Haven't seen a penny. LOL
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 02:01 PM
Pay Pay you deluded or what kiddo??
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 02:03 PM
I haven't ordered anything on your web sites YET girls. I am definitely blushing right this moment...
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 02:05 PM
Kiss me pretty baby, kiss me all over...
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 02:07 PM
LOL oh start honestly hunny you need an extra friend giggle ;)
J my love are you OK??
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 02:10 PM
Me okay? When am I ever okay?
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 02:10 PM
J has a bunch of lusty nasty songs in her head (I think)
I will see what I can do about new friendships.
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 02:12 PM
Friends with inanimate objects is fun Start!!
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 02:13 PM
Specially ones that take ever ready batteries wooo hooo
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 02:24 PM
Specially ones that take ever ready batteries wooo hooo
... :eek:
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 02:24 PM
Hope we didn't make you blush Wizz
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 02:26 PM
It takes a lot more than that to make me blush... I was almost kind of scared of posting that last one because I didn't want to be the only one thinking dirty on that one lol
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 02:29 PM
Devil without a cause by Kid Rock... Listening to it right now!
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 02:30 PM
I'm speechless.
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 02:31 PM
You speechless Synn!! NO WAY!!
Synnen
Jul 20, 2007, 02:34 PM
I know!
I think it's really because I can't get that song out of my head...
The time was 6 o'clock on the swatch watch
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 02:37 PM
I'm listening to type by living colour
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 02:40 PM
Now Wiz you have just put start to shame she didn't even know what we were talking about a few weeks back lol
Nez
Jul 20, 2007, 02:42 PM
Best line in Star Trek:
Mr Worf... show them the airlock... :D
I know,I know... I'm a sick individual,but I'm site surfing... eh?
curlybenswife
Jul 20, 2007, 02:45 PM
Nez my love you aren't sick your english there's a difference you know
Emland
Jul 20, 2007, 02:46 PM
Ooooo, a fellow Trek geek!
wizzkid89
Jul 20, 2007, 02:46 PM
Well for those that are sick... this should cheer you up
qRkrL1zeyEw
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 03:04 PM
Oh, how sweet
Nez
Jul 20, 2007, 03:10 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it:
Flash » The End of the World (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php)
Er... sorry Rick.If I get banned (boo hoo),the last 50 years on the site were worth it :D
If easily offended,please do not view. Very bad language.
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 03:12 PM
Hilarious!!
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 03:16 PM
Yes, very funny Nez...
CBW, I told you guys I was out of the loop till I met you guys. I wasn't kidding, so, more power to you wizz! I am almost free. 45 minutes and I have only myself and maybe some shopping till I have to return!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 03:19 PM
Return where Start? Jail?
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 03:22 PM
OMGosh, is that what I make it sound like? No, just back to reality in my own weird home and mind... Just heard from the mom she is having the house checked by DHS so she can get her kids in Mon night or the next morning... I hope it lasts I really do!
J_9
Jul 20, 2007, 03:24 PM
No, Start, I am kidding. LOL, just me being Looney, you don't sound like that, much the opposite in fact.
I hope all goes well for mom and the kids.
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 03:27 PM
Same here. I could tell you that the reference to going to jail may be more relaxing at times!! LOL. I am getting in the shower... Do they have any water proof toys? OMG I can't believe me. I got to get out of here... AGAIN!
alkalineangel
Jul 20, 2007, 04:20 PM
4.5 hours!!
startover22
Jul 20, 2007, 04:23 PM
Yeah,, You go girl. Have somepeace and quiet and read read read READ!!
magprob
Jul 20, 2007, 09:03 PM
Come on back! That's it! Come on back... a little to the left... there you go... No! To the right... straight now... straight back... come on back... back... Stop!. Stop!. Whoa! STOP STOP! CRASH!! Oh SH!#!! :eek:
startover22
Jul 21, 2007, 10:59 AM
I think I am addicted to video poker. I won $380 last night. I went to dinner all by myself and decided to put 20 in machine and then another 20 and then another and I just started rolling in the dough... Awww CRAP, I can't believe I went alone! I am going to get one of those gambling problem pamphlets next time I go!! My good friend from Cali finally showed up then we had to leave, my luck changed! Hope all is well in your court.
J_9
Jul 21, 2007, 11:02 AM
Congrats Start!!
I never gamble though. If I take $20 to a casino I usually leave with $20.
startover22
Jul 21, 2007, 11:23 AM
You are a good girl. I actually used the money I won the last time I went! I just keep it in the sock you know? It was fun and of course exciting when you win bigger than 20 bucks. I will keep myself out of harms way! LOL. MAYBE! See what I am talking about? Thoses are the words of a gambler... LOL Got to go get in the shower for the trip to the beach, taking the rest of the pack, hubby is already there! Have a wonderful day!
Nosnosna
Jul 21, 2007, 06:35 PM
So, having looked back through here, I'm writing a sestina with the six words being:
Soul
Freak
Heffalump
Orange
Smegma
Puerile
Now, plug those into the random number generator, and the order we get is:
Orange
Puerile
Soul
Heffalump
Smegma
Freak
And, by flip of a coin, the scheme for the tercet is 12, 34, 56.
This could take a bit of time...
J_9
Jul 21, 2007, 06:36 PM
He11, I have no idea what you are talking about. But if you give me doctor's orders... hmmm say D over H times Q I may figure it out.
curlybenswife
Jul 22, 2007, 01:49 AM
Nos has obviously lost something somewhere giggle
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 06:31 AM
Lost something? Heck he never had it to begin with!! :p
Tuscany
Jul 22, 2007, 08:10 AM
Ok so there is no way that I am going to catch up with all that has been going on. I think the last page that I read wa 110... and now we are on 124. Lord we are a gabby bunch. Happy Sunday all.
Can I have the cliff notes of the happenings over the last couple of days. :)
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 12:53 PM
I think I found it!!
Great graduation song!!
hWXLKqD40Zs
curlybenswife
Jul 22, 2007, 01:19 PM
Can't say I've ever heard it lol
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 01:32 PM
Oh, Dreams with Sammy Hagar in Van Halen. I love this one LOUD!!
curlybenswife
Jul 22, 2007, 01:42 PM
LOL must be your age ;) you going to come msn me or what??
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 01:55 PM
I'd love to MSN, but I got to get some stuff done today. LOL
I thought you were going to the hog roast.
Synnen
Jul 22, 2007, 04:59 PM
You weren't very chatty this weekend.
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 05:18 PM
That's cause you weren't here love. LOL
Synnen
Jul 22, 2007, 05:19 PM
...
Are you saying I talk a lot?
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 05:19 PM
No, just we were lonely without you.
Synnen
Jul 22, 2007, 05:39 PM
I missed you guys soooooo much.
My sister finally pushed me to the point where I don't want to have anything to do with my family.
It was a pretty awful weekend.
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 05:48 PM
Oh, hun, I am so sorry. That is terrible.
Synnen
Jul 22, 2007, 06:24 PM
Bah, J. Way to disappear while I go eat!
I'm fine. I think this might be good for me, actually. I've decided that I'm done with trying to please my family, and done with not making waves to keep the peace.
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 08:00 PM
LMAO, way to interrupt your eating!!
I hope you feel better after the call.
Synn, you are my love and you know it
J_9
Jul 22, 2007, 08:03 PM
Oh, yeah, thanks for sending me "fishmen" I could kill you for that one. It is on my random play now.
Synnen
Jul 22, 2007, 08:04 PM
I could make it worse... I have "A Shoggoth on the Roof" too. It's the Fiddler on the Roof, only with HP Lovecraft themes.
Thanks for calling... that was awesome.