Mornin, hope you guys have fun with Nos.
CBW that is great about the scan. We would love to find out if it is a boy or a girl... Did you find out with Millie? I did with all four kids.

Oh, I would rather have the surprise. I didn't find out with any of mine.

If we ever get pregnant, my hubby wants to know and I don't.

I have a feeling I'm going to know anyway.

I'll probably find out at a child support hearing.

I found out with both of mine too. I knew my first was a girl. The second one, I wasn't sure. My husband was ecstatic when he found out it was a boy. Either way, I just hope everything goes smoothly. That is the most important thing. But if it is a surprise, that is always exciting too. How are you feeling anyway?? Lots of cravings and stuff? I just loved dairy queen blizzards when I was pregnant. I could never sleep well. That gets harder the further along that you are. Oh Good Morning everyone, it is Monday isn't it. GRRRR

I'll probably find out at a child support hearing.


You assume that she'll unlock the manacle long enough for you to go to court.

You guys are so silly... Nos, can you really make children? We are in for it now...

Oh, jeez, some people!! Guess I am just a little Synnical today.

Oooh... I want to be Synnical too! Show me where!

We will find out but that's the twenty week scan today's was only a 12 so a while to wait :D
Fly is here and utilising both laps he is currently curled up on my chest laptop is on my lap, the other two cats aren't impressed but at least fly is standing up for himself.

That's such a cool damned name for a cat.

LOL he is such a snuggler its so sweet

I need a cat so I can finally use my Official Ideal Cat Name.

It is so good that he is settling in so well.

My sister has 2 cats their names are PC and MAC (the computers hahaha)

Our cats are Pete (a girl) and Oasis (also a girl)

I need a cat so I can finally use my Official Ideal Cat Name.

Well... what is it?

God, for some reason I don't think I should ask that question.

Harbinger.

Second cat's name will be The Evil.

Third one will be Minion.

Probably PK short for porn king

... I had a pet goat in a video game that I named "Promdate"

LOL he is such a snuggler its so sweet

Happy for you CBW, really am glad you got the cat! Have a great day guys...

Hello strangers. The movie was good, although I was frustrated at some changes in characters they made/parts left out, but overall very well done as always...

J_9 might be OK for your son. I still think it's a tad bit scary for mine, but if yours could handle transformers, he could probably handle HP & OOTP.

I have to say though, after seeing this movie, that I have a bit of a crush on Daniel Radcliffe... I mean it kind of bothers me actually because he is barely 18 and I was all excited at a few dream/bed sequences... lol...

I. Hate. Mondays.

The End.

Im sorry. I wish it could be better for you.
At least it isn't as bad as this guy!
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:) :) :) :) :)
Im pretty tired. I worked all weekend getting my "got damned" portfolio put together and trying on clothes to find a suit, and what not and then the weekend was over, and I still have too much to do and not enough time to do it... the good thing is my MIL has offered to pick up my son Friday night and keep him so that I can read all night long and sleep in on Saturday. Woo hoo!!

Conner will love the attention. Goof for you getting a break. How was the interview. (please tell me I know what I am talking about) Did you get something to wear and did it go like you thought?
Synnen, have a better Monday, OK?

Interview is not until next week. I have to present my portfolio fully dressed to my class on Wednesday though. Im really running out of time. I found a maternity suit jacket for ten bucks, its cute, black with pink and grey pinstripes. I found a maternity pink button up blouse and just added a pair of black gaucho dress slacks. I went and splurged on some black slingbacks for the occasion... I think it will look good. Lets just hope I can walk in the heels without falling on my face. I don't wear them often since IM 5'10", but they were so cute I couldn't resist... hopefully my interviewer is tall.

Sounds great... I can't wear high heels and I am 5'9 or 10 as well I feel like my knees are 25 feet in front of me if I do. Please don't fall, I bet the shoes are cute though! Pink and black can't go wrong with that! Good job

Hi Everyone,

Popping in to say hello and give lots of hugs.

AL you are going to look beautiful.

Boy, the Looney bin is a tall bunch. I am 5'11 as well.

Start, how are you sweetie?

LAURA - So glad the scan went good sweetheart. So excited for you. And way to go with Fly. Laura, he is beautiful!! I don't think I ever saw a white cat. He's a lucky little guy to have all of you.

J - how are you honey. Still taking care of the world :). Hope all is well.

Synn - hugs hunny. I hate Mondays too. Not a fan of Tuesdays either.

Hope I didn't forget anyone. Much love

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Hehehehehehe hello my favourite allheart :D

Hope your feeling good hunny its nice to see you xxxxxxx

I'm 5'4".

I will cry if I'm the shortest nut.

Cough no you aren't I'm 5ft 3 ;) haven't you heard the best things come in little packages :D

Well, I beat y'all. I am 5 feet 2 inches short. But LOVE it!

Ha we go up inch by inch lol

You guys are all so darn cute!! And you guys should love it. Cause you can throw on heels if you want and be taller or not. The rest of us don't really have a choice :(.

Laura feeling tons better. Thanks.

Synn LOL Smallest nut... oooh but a loveable nut.

H@H@... I'm 5'6.5:P... And I have learned that men suck... well, the men that I date anyways:(

H@H@... I'm 5'6.5:P.... And I have learned that men suck... well, the men that I date anyways:(
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LOL - Perfect height and yes they sure do. But don't despair, they have their good days some days sweetie.

LOL and hell the smallest nut is the ring leader giggle says it all that doesn't it :D

:( Hey wait a minute... Does that make me and I think AI the biggest Nut :confused:
Hee hee, :p

LOL and what a great pair of big nuts :D

L0L! That is possibly the best thing I've ever read in my life!

LOL and what a great pair of big nuts :D

Lmao oh laura.. too funny. A great pair of big nuts :p...

OMG, I am the smallest nut aren't I?

Oh MY

Yep and the ring leader says a lot for small people syndrome doesn't it ;)

OMG, I am the smallest nut aren't I?


But THE most special. I miss you J. Tons.

AH, I am always a phone call away dear.

Jeeze, I never thought of myself as a ringleader.

Oh this just isn't right. This poor squirrel. I wanted to find pictures of big nuts... soo I hit Google images... and this poor guy popped up. The poor thing.


http://www.fflpros.com/images/ARTWORK/BRANDT_02.jpg

More like a congo line leader!


/ducks and runs

LMAO!!

Good one AH!!

More like a congo line leader!


/ducks and runs

/smacks and misses!

Oh this just aint right. this poor squirrel. I wanted to find pictures of big nuts...soo I hit google images...and this poor guy popped up. the poor thing.


http://www.fflpros.com/images/ARTWORK/BRANDT_02.jpg

Only you would find something like that giggle

W0W... good for Mrs. Squirel:P

LOL... oh the poor guy. Hey, but maybe he is proud.

Hehehehehehe its no wonder those critters swing from trees huh ;)

Hahahahahaha! So true:)

Wow what a picture lol! That's one manly squirrel.

I'm an acorn small and round
Lying on the cold cold ground
People come and step on me
That's why I'm so cracked you see

I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm craaaaaazy

I love your poem more then you will ever know!

Very deep poem... lol

Hehehehehehe trust you syn ;)

Yes, you are certainly cracked Synn!!

I think the words touched ;)

But I'm CUUUUUUUUTE

(so I can get away with it)

Of course you are ;)

If you guys are that tiny then you are all cute. Allheart, I am with you on the heels, and Al, it is to our advantage to be pregnant and tall... Good day you all. HUGS HUGS and more HUGS

I love tiny people, although that's not really tiny, it's close to the average... I think I might be a good foot taller than some of you guys though... as I'm 6'4... one of the funny parts about my house is that my mom is like 5'6, and my grandma is 5'4 so I have been taller than them for a large portion of my life... and now I'm the guy chosen to reach for anything out of their reach, speaking of which when I got to the super market sometimes I find myself being asked to reach for stuff for other people, which I am more than happy to do :)

I love tiny ppl, although that's not really tiny, it's close to the average...I think I might be a good foot taller than some of you guys though...as i'm 6'4...one of the funny parts about my house is that my mom is like 5'6, and my grandma is 5'4 so i have been taller than them for a large portion of my life...and now i'm the guy chosen to reach for anything out of their reach, speaking of which when i got to the super market sometimes I find myself being asked to reach for stuff for other people, which i am more than happy to do :)


Wizz,

Me too. I am like a human reach for it gadget at the stores. But I have a great time doing it.

I, however, am very compact. I am 5'2" and 120 pounds. I just wish the pounds would go where I want them to.

I'm 5'4" and 180, so I'll trade you, J!

From your pic you sent me you are absolutely PERFECT!!

That"s that big huge heart of yours Synn.

I love you ladies.

We love you too Synn.

Yeah?

Well I love you more!

Nope dear, I LOVE you the whole universe!! Can't get any bigger than that!

You doing okay tonight?

Yeah, helping a friend out on the phone, hanging with the hubby, not doing much all things considered.

I should be doing dishes and making nana bread but I'm not. I'm lazy like that.

Here's one for CBW, our Ebay QUEEN!!

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And Synn... MWAH!!

I should browse this page on the other computer. I'm too lazy to hook speakers up to this one.

Janine, go make nana bread for me. Seriously.

But use my bananas.

Come kiss my arse!! And I'll take the nanas for my personal use. LMAO

Bend over, woman! I got a nana for you! It's BLACK, too!

Wow.. I always miss so much when I leave... well Im just touching base... still working on the portfolio, it is halfway built now. Woot.

I am damn proud to be the second to largest nut... does that make me the right or the left though..

Night girls... Have a great morning tomorrow... but have a little more fun tonight...

LOL you lot crack me up :D

Good news on fly syn he hasn't pissed anywhere he shouldn't and by the looks of it he pooped in the tray this morning I will be keeping a close eye on him ;)

Yay!

Good morning my lovely beautiful ladies. How is everyone this gorgeous morning?

Fly sounds like he is fitting in wonderfully.

Synn, did you ever get to the nana bread last night?

Morning you'uns.

She didn't make bread with them ;) but it was messy giggle

Nos, here in Tennessee we say You, get with the program, oh, yeah, you're from East Bumble. Sowwie, I fromgot.

Um... no. I never did make nana bread.

And I have a meeting tonight after work.

/sigh

I have a feeling I'm going to be throwing those bananas out.

Turn them into smoothys

You know... I should.

I have some honeydew, some cherries, and those nanas, plus some apples and oranges.

Great idea!

What no raspberrys ;)

Oh raspberries!! I LOVE raspberries. I'll have to go check the garden to see if I have any ripe ones now. LOL

Isn't it such a beautiful morning!!

Well, I ATE all the raspberries.

I could stop for more, though, I suppose.

Hehehehehehe you ate them all and didn't save me any :(

Chocolate bread sounds good... at least today it does
Good morning

Yay, I have some. I think I'll have some raspberries and cantaloupe for breakfast.

Well, I waited and waited for you to show up, Laura, and you never did.

So I ate them.

Ooh, that reminds me... I have cantaloupe and watermelon in the fridge.

How about some warm banana bread mmmmm!! Chocolate anything sounds good right now. I am trying to be good and I am eating blueberries. I would rather eat them in a muffin. WHY Are carbs so damn good?? Good Morning all!!

Today has already been the worst day ever. I stayed up till 2 or so in the morning building this portfolio out of fiberglass and metal and what not and it looked awesome and had my name up in the corder in metal lettering, and then I shattered the corner of the fiberglass getting it out of my car this morning... IM covered in JB weld that won't wash off, and my husband is gone tonight, so I'm home alone with Connor and this mess.

I am so stressed right now. I got to work and broke down in tears. I now have only tonght to redo the broken portfolio and print out the pieces to put in the portfolio, which I had saved for tonight because it was the simplest task. I need a drink... or a bath and I can't have either. Why is it that even when I plan and plan and plan and work things out ahead of time, I am still down to the wire pulling out my hair?? :(

I am so sorry that your day is so messed up, it sounds like you worked really hard on that portfolio. I am a real klutz so I usually ruin things right after I make them. Good thing you do plan ahead, because you have time to fix it. I wouldn't, because I do everything at the last minute. Things always happen when the men aren't around. Everyone deserves a break down every now and then. Just remember we are all rooting for you. I am sure it will turn out OK even though right now you just aren't sure how that will happen. Maybe on your break go grab yourself a smoothie or a coffee drink, just to get a minute to compose yourself. I am really hoping the rest of your day goes better. We are all hear for you to vent and get all your frustrations out!! We love you man! Just remember, this too shall pass...

Oh Al, I wish I could help. When this is over, you will be able to take a break. Just take a few breaths, remember Al, You can do this... Take a breath honey.. Can MIL come a day early for you instead..

Oh, Al... /hugs

Wish I could do something to help. If you were closer, I'd take Connor for the evening to keep him out of your hair!

Thanks for the support. Mom is coming to help. Hubby wants me to take the rest of the day off, but I don't think I can... he at least decided to come home tonight.. so that's helpful.

What a great family you have. Good Al, I am glad. It will be less stressful when it is over. It will be OK sweety!

Chin up Al my darling it will be OK, I think you need to go home sick darling go have a bath and calm down.
Hugs hunny xxxxxx

Oh, Al, I am so sorry you are having such a bad day. I HATE it when things go like that. Good thing you have such a supportive family, there and here!

Got Little J's lab reports back today. He had MRSA (methacillin resistance staphylococcus aureus). Basically antibiotic resistant staph infection in his cyst. We go back on Thursday to determine if he will need surgery.

Oh crap j that's not good, mrsa here is perminantly in the news :(

It turns out that this strain of MRSA is not resistant to Septra, which, luckily, is what the doctor put him on when we were there last week.

Ugh... sounds like everyone's day is kind of yuck today.

We need to all meet on the moon for a picnic with LOTS of wine.

And since time on the moon doesn't count, it won't mess up anyone's schedule!

Hey, and the lack of oxygen on the moon can mess with our brains as well!! Hell yea!!

I LOVE the way you think, J

We get double the buzz for half the price! :D

That sounds like a commercial for something.

Ugh...sounds like everyone's day is kind of yuck today.

We need to all meet on the moon for a picnic with LOTS of wine.

And since time on the moon doesn't count, it won't mess up anyone's schedule!
I love this idea. When do we go?
J, I hope he will be OK with out the surgery! I will keep him in my thoughts!

LOTS AND LOTS OF WINE, ohh can we have chocolate too? Bread and cheese maybe? LETS gooooooooo!!
WE will all keep him in our thoughts, sending positive healthy thoughts!!

What IS it about people that makes you sometimes just dislike them for no apparent reason?

We have a girl that's applied for a job here a few times, and she rubs me the wrong way, and I couldn't tell you why!

If she's applied a few times and hasn't been hired, doesn't she get the point!!

Thanks for your thoughts everyone! Much appreciated.

Oh, yeah, you can share my chocolate, I rarely eat the stuff. I'll take the cheese though.

You ARE a fruit, J!

/runs

Why does she bother coming back? I am guessing she doesn't realize she is a pain in the a$$?? Well there are a few people I feel the same way about. Thanks J, what kind of cheese should I bring?? LOL

She actually works for us. She's been applying for internal postings.

She's nice, there's just something about her that makes me cringe.

Your gut instint is usually right. Dustin keeps telling me that. I keep giving people the benefit of the doubt but he thinks I am crazy sometimes...

I was going to bring the fruit, but since I AM a fruit... LOL

Any cheese is good for me, well with the exception of fromunda!

/runs and hides

Did you hear the joke about the fart?
You don't want to it stinks!

What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind before he hits the windshield?
HIS BUTT!

By the way its starts birthday today!! Happy 33rd birthday i love you my wondertwin jellybean doodle head!~!!

Happy Birthday, Start

Happy Birthday START!!

You are 33 today huh? Wow, you're getting old. LOL, I am 10 today!

I'm 5! 3+2= 5, right?

LOL, if that's the way we do it I am actually 6, almost 7

4+2=6

That's not fair... how can I be older?? 2+9=11... Happy birthday start!

I'm glad vibrators don't contain sperm... lol

OH well, I think we should send a singing telegram over to START for her 33rd Birthday, maybe he will do a strip tease as well... Watch that door now. If one shows up, you better tell the kiddies to scram! LOL LOL I am almost 7!

NEVER!! Thanks guys. Got to go for now!

Omg, J... I'm so dumb.

Congrats on another cancer free year!

Yup, I am dumb too. Yes, congrats sweet!

Thank you all. You are too sweet. I mean that!!

Start, what's hubby getting your for your birthday?

SO THIS Is a happy day after all, CONGRATS on being healthy and I am sure you being happy helps too!! Sorry start, no naked singing telegrams. I will just sing to you later, LOOK OUT!!

Well, I told him if he added to the commotion that is already here, I will not give it up for a year! You know I can't wait to hear you sing. Soon enough I am sure silly Shattered!

Syn she isn't a fruit she is a veg ;) says so right there in her sig lol

I'm sweet as candy!

CBW, have you seen this one? It's ALL about you!!

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There's no sound :(

Turn your speakers up dear. I have plenty of sound.

That was hilarious... EBAY is cool though. Last year we must have made over 3 thousand dollars on all that kind of stuff. Mostly antiwues I was getting rid of or stuff I saw that was cheap for me but I put the "right" price on it. Including an old 300+ pound gas pump from an old station. Paid 20 dollars, got 375 dollars for it! 200 dollars shipping. CRAZY what people will buy...

Oh it's the eBay song that is years old giggle

Did you see the one where the girl thought she could get pregnant by using a vibrator!!! (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/pregnancy-without-sex-110773.html?highlight=vibrator) :eek:

Oh now you are jesting...

I didn't post it!!

Hi everyone! Wow I have missed so much in the past 3 or 4 days.

How is everyone doing?

J-9: How is little J's bum?

CBW- How are things progressing with the remodel? How is Millie

Myth: How are the twins

Hey Start! How are things?

Everythings great here Tus thank you for asking, kitchens nearly done just tiles and floor next week but I have a working kitchen so I just don't care about pretty stuff right now lol.
We adopted fly the cat yesterday so its paws at dawn here from the other two lol.
How you doing hunny??

That is so great CBW. I knew that things would work out and you would be able to adopt the little cutie. But, I was afraid to ask :)

Things are great here. I spent a long weekend with my mom at her lake house. It was just the girls (and the real Tuscany), we had a blast.

Little J's bum is getting better. Got the lab results back today. MRSA, luckily he is on the right antibiotic already. Got a re-check on Thursday.

I am sitting here sifting through music. We are already having to plan the graduation ceremony and we need music. So far I have "How to Save a Life" by The Fray.

Any thoughts anyone?

How are you Tus?

Firemen at CBW's house? Did you take photos?

Doing good thanks J.

I am thinking about songs...

J--

Are you going with a medical/nursing theme? Or are you just looking for good graduation music?

That is a good question Synn. We are thinking of that song I mentioned from The Fray to play along with a presentation of us in labs and learning how to save a life, studying all night together, etc.

Basically we are just taking requests of anything right now. We'll sort it out in about February.

Doctor Doctor give me the new I got a bad case in loving you! That is the first thing that came to my mind honey, I am not good about being put on the spot!
TUS, I am good, thanks for asking. Glad to hear you are great!

LMAO!!

Can you substitute Doctor doctor for Nursey Nursey? Nah, that doesn't work.

Green Day's "Time of Your Life"

Do you just want me to record a rap song that I can make up for you?

GREAT ONE SYNN!!

FABULOUS!!

Remind me to hug you big time!! I LOVE it!!

Start, you want to come rap at the pinning ceremony!!

Yes I really do but I can't... I want to sing at everyone's wedding but I don't have the guts to get up on stage...

Start, you can sit in the back where no one can see you and sing while we get pinned. LOL, that way no one is looking at you, they are all looking at us.

Oooh... Rockin' Pneumonia! No idea who does that one, though

Start, you can sit in the back where no one can see you and sing while we get pinned. LOL, that way no one is looking at you, they are all looking at us.
Oh I am so proud of you. I can't wait till you are done. My friend graduates December and she has worked very hard J... She has no job and no kids I can only imagine. I am just plain ole proud of you! :p

Ahhh, Maruce Williams & the Zodiacs?

LOL... the Ramones " I wanna be Sedated"

I just Google Nursing songs and the first one theat came up was something to do with Florence Nightingale... Give it a try there are lot's!

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
"Hot Blooded" Foreigner

The pinning ceremony (what we consider our actual graduation) isn't until May. But we have to come back to school with some ideas in August. Since the last 2 semesters are SO harsh, we get little time to actually prepare. So this is our summer homework. LOL

The class that graduated in May (48) all passed the NCLEX test except for 3. All 45 already have jobs and they only took their NCLEX like 3 weeks ago.


LOL...the Ramones " I wanna be Sedated"

LMAO, that comes AFTER graduation.

Synn lol you beat me to it, but if you don't have the song... it's actually called "renaissance"... since I just graduated some songs I heard were "photograph" by nickelback, "meant to live" by switchfoot , "Hanging by a moment" by lifehouse, some of these might not work but still they are options lol, "Perfect" by Smashing pumpkins, "Unwritten" Natashia Beddingfield, "Bittersweet Symphony" The Verve

Wow, that is awsome. Hey you guys are good about song titles, I just can't get them in my head. I can sing them to you... I want to be sedated sound like a great one!

"I wanna be Sedated" is one of my favorite driving songs

The last group did all depressing country songs, we want something more upbeat.

Unwritten... I LOVE it Wizz..

Our future is still unwritten.

I'm not really a country fan, well more like country and I had an ugly divorce years ago and have not talked to one another since, anyway I know of a song I hear I think it's "A great day to be alive" by travis tritt, I think a song that might really work for you and it has a very upbeat tune, "Thank you" John Mellancamp

Lol that's pretty much all I got though

"Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves

"Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night

Both really upbeat and fun songs

Omg walking on sunshine I was talking about that song like two days ago at the gym, we were talking about when that comes on or the unwritten one comes on you can't help but be happy lol

That is a good one. I just want to bounce around when I hear Katrina start going!!

Not sure if anyone mentioned this one... but I love this song... and sure fits our little bin here.

Love you guys. A whole lot.

YouTube - Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (video #1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nekInx7DV0o)

LOL AH!!

Our theme song maybe? We should come up with a theme for the new bin!!

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Thanks J - I couldn't u tubey... :)

you know those letters and numbers after the = on tube in the address bar? Just C&P them then come back here, click on the Reply tab and there is a red YouTube button, click on it then paste the numbers and letters there.

I already brought this song up... but just in case people don't remember what it is lol

V-Po8uJeoUw

One of the most euphoric songs I have ever heard

Oh, yeah Vervepipe (better known as The Verve) is from my hometown!!

EDIT

The genesis of The Verve Pipe can be traced back to 1990, when Brian Vander Ark and his brother Brad began making names for themselves in Grand Rapids, MI, with their band Johnny With An Eye. Watching them closely was drummer Donny Brown, whose rival band, Water From The Pool, kept both ensembles in peak form. Eventually, Donny joined forces with the Vander Ark brothers and The Verve Pipe was born.

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One of the best english bands ever :D

I'm really hot right now, totally in LUST!!

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Who are they? I love it!

Which one start?

CBW's. I knowwhoChris is remember? He is my ex boyfriend
Let's Startover remember... He says that at the beginning!
At least I thought he did but he doesn't

DUH!!

I'm having a blond day

Jamiroquai is the name of the band good luck trying to find any of it in the U.S lol but I know Amazon sell his stuf.

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One of the best english bands ever :D


OMG I can not breath. Yum Yum and Yum.

I'm really hot right now, totally in LUST!!!

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Oh God J - Love Chris tooooooooooo.

Good morning family!!

Hey everybody!

Back to filling in for the co-worker vacationing in Oklahoma. (If I had 2 weeks off - I could think of a lot better places to go than OK - but to each his own!)

Hope to catch up with everyone soon. BTW, my daughter's dance recital DVD came in - will post a link to the photobucket once I rip it. It's the cutest 2 minutes!

Hey, Em!! Nice to see you again!

Would love to see Little Em dancing!

Good morning. I can't wait to see it either Emland! Hope you guys are good!

Never leave your Nuts alone

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball
Game.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the
Patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in
Their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home
Team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat
Calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a
Hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy
walked by and yelled,

"PEANUTS!"

Admit it - this one brought a smile to your face

CBW: Has the Prince made the news lately?? I nearly spewed diet Pepsi all over my screen when I saw this one.

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Good joke J...
Em, that is hilarious!

I love it Em.

Looks as thought our beautiful Synn has been blocked from AHMD at work. Boo Hoo!

I miss her!

Oh dang... I will miss her too. Sheesh, I hope she get's on from home!

She will, she told me it would only be 2 hours per night till she gets this mess straightened out.

Oh good. Did I tell you the boys will be gone in less than a week if "mom" get's everything together by Monday. Isn't that fantastic?

That is really great Start!! You are doing such a good thing.

Tell that to everyone around me. My goodness. How is your boy? Did he go in for the appointment or are you waiting to see how the medicine helps?

Hey girlie, I haven't left work yet. I will be calling you shortly, WATCH OUT! Lol
Hello everyone! Sorry to hear about Syn, hopefully that won't happen to me, eeek! I would totally freak out, like totally fer sure. Ok I am a dork today. BUT I am feeling the love, oh yeah...

Little J is okay, the appointment is tomorrow. He has been on the med now for 9 days.

Oh good. I hope it all goes well. He has been in my thoughts...

LOl, he has been at VBS this morning and kindergarten round-up this afternoon. I have no idea WHAT they put in his Kool Aid, but he is going BONKERS!!

I hope so too, J. I hate when the kids are sick and on antibiotics. My daughter Amber will be getting her braces tomorrow. Wow is that an expensive deal!! Have you tried probiotics? To build up immunity and replace bad bacteria with good bacteria? Acidopholus, I don't know how to spell it, but the health food stores carry it. Pills, liquid, even gummys I think. It helps them to heal more quick. Antibiotics are useful but they also kill the good bacteria and weaken the immune system. I am sure you know that, I am just trying to sound like I know what I am talking about. LOL Hope he feels better soon.

Is that vacation bible school? Too funny, I remember going. I am sending Grady for the first time to the Rec. Center today with a buddy. It is only for a certain age group from 1:30 to 4:30. Air hockey, cool ice skating, swimming. Whatever they want to do.

I am sure you know that, I am just trying to sound like I know what I am talking about. LOL Hope he feels better soon.[/QUOTE]
That is hilarious. I thought you were leaving..

Such a big boy Grady is, well he will feel so grown up for going with his buddy. I remember that feeling. We just didn't have as much to do at the rec center that the kids nowadays do. I do love Air hockey though!

Air hockey is my game. I love it more than sugared cereal! Maybe.

I hope so too, J. I hate when the kids are sick and on antibiotics. My daughter Amber will be getting her braces tomorrow. Wow is that an expensive deal!!!!! Have you tried probiotics? To build up immunity and replace bad bacteria with good bacteria? Acidopholus, I don't know how to spell it, but the health food stores carry it. Pills, liquid, even gummys I think. It helps them to heal quicker. Antibiotics are useful but they also kill the good bacteria and weaken the immune system. I am sure you know that, I am just trying to sound like I know what I am talking about. LOL Hope he feels better soon.

With the kind of infection that he has the probiotics would actually be quite harmful. He is MRSA (easily explained, antibiotic resistant staph). With this you have to be VERY careful of what you give.

Yes, Start, Vacation Bible School. He loves it.

I loved it too J. Best days of my little life. Had fun, belonged, loved. For sure the kids will go this summer.

We start up school on August 2, so our summer is about over.

Oh wow, we start beginning of September. Stop June 12th this year. I am so happy that Grady is going. I know he makes good decisions so we will see. I can't wait to see how it all went...

I know someone out there will enjoy it lol

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OMG this was my favorite song!! Whenever my heart felt broken I would sit and cry while listening to the words. GOOD CHOICE!! Brings me back.

Haha I knew it would get someone... I actually like the song... and the thousands of dance mixes it has spawned.. but I think the music video is really interesting... dancing ninjas, football players, not to mention alter boys with REALLY BRIGHT EYES!

WE don't see videos like these nowadays, it is interesting for sure. What else do you have up your sleeve??

Two of hearts, I need you, I need you! Suzy Q or Stacy Q??

Up my sleeve... um let me think...

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It's tough being a warrior lol

Evening all!!

Hey Tus!

Great music Wizz!!

You are older than your years.

Yeah, I can't help it lol I use to be into all the 80's music as a kid, then I grew out of it and actually into things completely the opposite of it, but there's always that little place in my heart for synthizers and very big hair... here's another goodie... however I'm running out of sleeves lol

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How is your night J?

How are you doing finding music for graduation

My head is so sore this site is currently a wash with idiots

My night, well, that's another thread. LOL

My head is killing me too CBW.

Open msn its to do with the site I'm not posting it here

Hello everyone. I see I missed a lot.

CBW - I have heard of Jamiroquai I have 2 cds.

Rae loves them.

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage!

YAY, Synn's back!!

Thank god.

I would have had to quit my job if I couldn't let loose my craziness here!

LOL, what happened? How did you get back?

I don't know.

I have absolutely no idea what happened.

I tried to get to the site at about 4:45 yesterday after some major craziness here at work, and Voilà! There I was.

Stupid interweb.

Well, good to have you back.

Thanks, it's good to BE back!

I hate when stoopid stuff like that happens.

Oh! How I wish it were tomorrow.

Oh good Synn. You got through! Al, how did the other night go?
Hope you all have a great morning!

Fine. Got the portfolio all fixed up... was up until 2 in the morning, but it was fixed... presentation went well... now just the mock interview left to go.

Where is everyone? I come back and they all leave. :(

CBW-hows your end of the pond?
J- how's the tiny tushy?
Synn - your day today a little better at work?
Everyone else??

I am so happy you got it all taken care of. That's great. Not sure where they are. Something is up though! J I think has an appointment today for the tiny tush!

Im fine Al thank you hunny are you feeling better today?? Just sat here cuddled up with fly and millie watching TV waiting for daddy to bring home kababs hehehehehe

Oh god.

We're NOT having fun here. I've got a customer with no contact phone, we can't find her place, and we missed her yesterday, and she's PISSED.

I also have a million scheduling problems, and I can't keep up and I want Steve to come back RIGHT NOW! Waaaaaaaaaaah!

This is AFTER my sister ruined my weekend plans by deciding to show up, so now I'm not even looking forward to the weekend.

Someone pass me a smoke.

Haven't had the tushy check yet, that's at 2. Been doing some cleaning, playing with the new dishwasher. LOL

Synn, the woman's PISSED? Her problem, she didn't leave a contact phone.

I just want to smack come people.

LMAO can we line the men up j and smack them??

Sorry Synnen. Just try took stay on the branch. Good luck today at the doctor J_9..
CBW, wish I could be doing that with my kiddos. Tomorrow is Friday, Synnen, there has to be something you can look forward to... BED?