Do you want the pretty pink one??
http://www.gearlive.com/blogimages/metallicpink4tazer.jpg

Hubby used that one on me. LOL

Oh my.

Hehe. I don't know that I ever wish to be tazered... lol... even if for pleasure purposes.

Has anyone heard from Laura today?

I want to be tazered.

...

I'm sure that comes as no surprise to anyone.

And Synn will now chime in saying I DESERVE to be tazered.

You want us to make you into a pony, too

A donkey would be more fun...
http://www.party2u.co.uk/images/donkeygame.gif

See, we sell tasers in my husband's shop, so we wanted to see what it was like so that the shop could sell them better.

Nothing kinky guys, get your heads out of the gutter. LOL

Be honest: nothing kinky YET.

LMAO, I am being honest, and that's not my idea of kink. It may be his, but not mine

Nos is already an a$$

I'm thinking more of a pony... like in Anne Rice's "Beauty" books...

Hi Lady's and Nos,

What a flipping day I've been up since 6.30 thanks to millie this morning kitchen is progressing wonderfully and is starting to really look wonderful ill be so so glad when its done I like my landlord but I have truly had enough of him being here now it feels a bit to intrusive.
Hope your all well xxxxx

Sorry CBW, I agree it is hard to have people in the house... Hope your evening is better...
I actually look like a lady today, I don't look "just woke up" hmph, I need to look like this more often! Off to court. Stop tazing, that is too funny OUCH!

Synnen -hehe yes, teach him to be completely submissive :)

CBW, I'm sorry the day started so early, but glad things are coming along. It will all be finished soon.

Ill be so glad when its over Al I really will I swear ill be in a nut house before long lol

I think that if he had all of us petting him all the time, he'd have no problem with beign submissive

Yes... pet the Nos!

Don't forget the spankings! LOL

CBW - I know you must be getting to the end of your rope. Im thinking of you gal.

Don't you already have a harem for that, Nos?

A man can never have too many women petting him.

Oh, CBW, do you need a happy pill? LOL, it will be over soon and you will have your privacy back.

So, Nos, just how many harems do you have?

Just the one, but I'm working on two more currently :)

Wait... you need more than one harem?

Shouldn't you just have one with more people in it?

What are the requirements Nos??

I think of it as having a vacation harem. When I need to get away, I leave the normal harem and go to one of the others for a bit. Then I come back home to the main one.

There are also some tax benefits... keeping multiple smaller harems cuts down on the property taxes owed.

Nos' brain...

http://www.pant.co.uk/potluck/humour/brain2.gif

Hehehehehehehe Al I like it :D

LMAO, his brain needs tased.

Oh, that brain is GREAT!

(it's bigger than Nos's, though)

Me too :)

I think it would go berzerk if you tazed it... its already retty fast.. lol.

I can tell I'm really hormonal today.

I think that very violent sex, a la preying mantiss, sounds excellent.

Praying Mantis sex. LMAO!! I LOVE that idea!

You mean devouring your partner afterwards? Or you know like position wise? LOL

Are we supposed to take praying mantis sex as expert advice, coming as it is from our adult sexuality expert?

Nos... you WISH.

Im still trying to figure out if you meant eating him or the position... ;)

Can't it be both?

I just want to hurt someone :)

Hurt Nos, he's into pain!!

Yeah... but then I'd never get rid of him.

It would be like a puppy following me around, begging for more all the time.

You saying you kick puppies?

Just the ones that beg too often for treats they know they can't have.

Beggin' Strips! James don't know it's not bacon!

...


You are so wrong sometimes

I just have to say WOW... You guys are good. I could read this stuff all day. Went good in court, everyone keep your fingers crossed that mom will find a place to live by August 8th or I will have them living in the brand new trailer. I really want them to get a place off our property!

I just have to say WOW....You guys are good.

Yes, yes I am.

Hahahaha, I meant the girls getting you! LOLOLOL

I want to know if it's anyone BESIDES his ego that says he's good.

I always figured him for Lawful Evil, personally.

I can tell I'm really hormonal today.

I think that very violent sex, a la preying mantiss, sounds excellent.
Sexy violence or just violent sex? (the preying mantiss souns scary... )

Only for the one that is eaten up at the end Captain.

And here I was thinking that was a GOOD thing...

You want "beaten" not "eaten" Nos.

There's a bit of a difference.

Tee hee mmmmmm not where he comes from syn ;)

A little from column A, and a little from Column B.

/beats up Nos where Laura kin jes watch

Can you film it syn I might loose control of my eyelids lol

Absolutely.

I have to charge for copies of the video, though. All that blood is hard to get out of carpet, and I have to fund it somehow.

Lawful evil - are you rolling up a character?

Silly Al... I'm already a character.

Al did you go yet?

Not a character, really.

Closer to a minion.

LOL...

Start - Go where?

To you fake interview thingy, isn't that today or...

No... thats in a couple weeks...

LOL syn is the she devil :D

Hmph, see where my mind was this morning. I just shouldn't be allowed to go anywhere, it messes me up big time. Routines, and chores are more my style. Unless of course we go play video poker, I fit in perfectly there. Sorry to say it, but true!

Who? Me?

/whistles and looks innocent

Yes you... I agree with CBW...

Hi everyone.


I am in SUCH a good mood today. My end of the school year bonus came today. I am going shopping tomorrow :)

Woohoo! Shopping!

Ooooh! I forgot to tell you the amazing deal I got...

I went to a thrift store. Found a great tan wool jacket... Ralph Lauren. It had its original tags on it for $300.00. I got it for 25 cents.

I couldn't believe it.

Good job, Tuscany. I am proud of you. Go shopping and get something nice, you deserve it!

Oh Synn! That is a smokin deal. I love it when that happens.
How is everyone today?

I am off to catch up on what I missed...

Ummm wow guys it seems like there is a lot of pent up "energy" today.
Is there something in the air?

/whistles and looks innocent

Oh now Synn... I have a feeling that you might look innocent, but that is just a cover for the crazy lady underneath.

LOL ah the she devil even gets bargains :D

You know... I've always been of the opinion that the devil is female to offset the male god. He *calls* her evil because he can't control her the way he wants to, and makes all sorts of unnecessary rules about sex and stuff rather than just letting it all go wild.

Wow Synnen, I never ever ever looked at it like that.

Hehehehehehe see look syn even knows it too :D I must be correct

Synn- You might be on to something there

I think you guys are going to make my ego as big as Nos's here!

How come I don't get an end of the school year bonus. I'm hoping for a graduation bonus, so I can go shopping and get new baby stuff.. lol... hell Connor will be 4 1/2 by the time it gets here, I can't use half the crap I have... the car seats are all expired.

Synnen - what a deal! I got a car seat base last night at good will for 5 dollars... lol. IM a HUGE thrift shopper. I live on cheapcycle and craigslist.

I really need to start looking at craigslist...

What is craigslist?

What is cheapcycle? I am a craiglist lover...

craigslist = online yard sale / job hunt/ house hunt extraordinairre it goes by your area there is one for every major city

cheapcycle = along the same lines, but more local and only things for sale.

I also belong to freecycle
same as cheapcylcle but free stuff... :)

cheap and free cycle are on Yahoo.

Kind of like overstock.com?

I like that website.

No this is normal joe schmos, not a company. Kind of like eBay, but no bidding. It is used stuff most of the time. Like an online yardsale. I find all kinds of stuff on there.

I have tried craigslist It just gives me a headache. LOL, I am NOT a good shopper.

I could send y'all the money, tell you what I want and have you shop for me.

I like craigslist... be aware though sometimes you go to very interesting places to pick up your items... for instance I went to a women's correctional facility to pick up baseball tickets...

Welcome back Wizz!!

Hola :)

How's the summer going dude? How was the graduation party?

Come on fill me in...

The graduation party's were actually pretty cool I got the neat experience of going through two graduations in like two weeks. I use to live in South Dakota and they graduate like a week and half before we do out here in California, so I went back to South Dakota and I saw all my old friends and basically for five straight days I partied with those guys. Then I came back for mine which was really cool and I went to a lot of parties here, and it was honestly a really surreal feeling graduating. I thought I would be freaking out, but I actually had a really good time and I got sit next to all my friends, and I even got in the newspaper because my friends and I did a huge chest bump thing right on stage lol. Right after graduating I went to the Dominican for a week, and then after that I went down to anaheim for a concert, and I've had so much fun these past few weeks its been amazing lol, but I'm glad to be home and get a little are and r... anways what have I missed?

Wow, sounds like a great time!! You are one lucky kid Wizz.

Well, what have you missed? Nothing really... same ole thing... trolls... lots of new people... many Looney Bin locations.

The usual. Good to have you back.

Got any ideas for college?

Actually yeah I'm going to go to a local college for the first two years to get my required classes out of the way, and then I'm going to head down to UCLA to major in english... trolls what trolls lol?

UCLA>>>>That is awsome. Good job! Congrats... Sorry I never sent a card...

Hey, if it's a community college keep your grades up, I know you will, and get into Phi Theta Kappa International Honors Society. It is a great program and you will be automatically accepted to any university without having to go through the admissions junk. They also offer millions in scholarships a year.

It's a great program. I have already been accepted to the University of Memphis for my bachelors and I haven't even completed my Associates yet.

Really... ill have to look into that because that admissions stuff can be tough

So have I missed a lot of your guy's summer Kool Aid parties lol

We haven't had that many Kool Aid parties this summer Wizz.

Let's see, it has been a while hasn't it. Val is gone. Don't ask me why, I don't really know why.

Sheesh, I can't even remember it all!

Lol we should work on that then... I like the new avatar though hahaha

Thanks it came with my new title. It's easy to get frustrated.

I think here in the bin we have advanced from Kool Aid to something a little stronger, LOL

I don't blame you... sometimes it seems like the only way you can get through these hot days...

*BLONDE LOGIC*
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida ?????"


*CAR TROUBLE*

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


*SPEEDING TICKET*

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
Nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you!"
*RIVER WALK*
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
Sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
"How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
Shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


*AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE*

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
That her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
Screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She
Pushed her knee and screamed;
Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
Touched made her scream.
The do ctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."


*KNITTING*

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
*BLONDE ON THE SUN*
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said , "So what? We're going to be the first on the
Sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook
their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn
Up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're n ot stupid, you know. We're
Going at night!"


*IN A VACUUM*

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
Name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


*FINALLY, T HE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!*

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded
by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her
friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO.. " answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

How do you tell the new secretary is really a blonde: White-out on the monitor

Oh, Rich, that is so old. I quit using my white out on my monitor years ago, it gave me away.

Sorry. Here:

Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

Duh... who's the blonde now. I didn't see that last one in your line...

Blonde Cops
A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The driver scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" She shuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Thank goodness I am Indian. Dark hair green eyes. I have nothing to worry about right?
Poor blonds. HEHEHHEHE

I was a blonde for years.

I'm so glad I switched to being a redhead.

I always did picture you as a red head anyway. How is your evening/night?

Meh.

I got my eyes checked, and he dilated them, so I've been hiding half under blankets with the lights dimmed, unable to focus on anything for most of the evening.

Heading to bed now.

Have a good night!

You too. Good night.

Morning you'uns!

Morning Nos. Sorry I ran off last night, the power went out with a storm.

I was born blonde with green eyes then turned Auburn, and now I fight to stay chestnut with red highlights... lol.

Good morning all. Im in a terrific mood this morning as my entire office is practically gone, I got a steal on a brand new dual electric breastpump last night at Marshalls (30 bucks compared to 200), and I get to see Harry Potter in T-minus 11 hours and counting... WOo HOO!

And here I was going to apologize for running off to work without saying anything. Guess we can call it even :)

YAY Al!!

Great to see you in such a good mood. I am thinking of taking little J to see Harry today. He can't decide between that or the zoo.

If you go to the zoo, make sure to tell him how awesome the Capuchins are.

Oh, we love monkeys!!

Lol... I would think it would be very scary for his age, but then I don't know your son well enough... my nephew wouldn't flinch, but my son would... lol. It's a very dark book.

He isn't too scared of movies, just things like clothes. LMAO he was scared of his Pirates of the Caribbean shirt he got at christmas.

Lol... someone once compared me to a lemur (long story don't ask) and from then on , I have never lived it down, my friends still use it as a nickname of sorts... im very fond of the lemurs.

J- well each kid has their thing. My son is afraid of dump trucks... he thinks they will pick him up in their claw. LOL... whichever you do will be fun IM sure!

/yawn

I got contacts last night, and today I can't stop blinking.

Giggle... takes some getting used to doesn't it...

I've worn them in the past, but he gave me a new kind, some sort of silicone stuff. They're comfy, and they breathe well... just feels weird.

Morning all - and hugs

I had to take out my belly ring last night. It was hurting like a tooth ache. It has been 5 months and the darn thing hurt the entire time. Hubby, said, that's it... take it out. So out it came :(. Can't say I miss it. I think I was cleaning it too much, and it actually got a chem. Burn. Oh well. I can at least say I had one :). They do like pretty when they heal. Just not on me:(.

Much love and many hugs to you all.

AH.. /hugs. I think mine hurt the entire 1st 6 months too, and I still haven't worked up the guts to change it ever--and it's been 2 years!

Most of the time mine drives me crazy, and I want to take it out--but then I really like it for belly dance performances! I just need to lose weight so that I'm not having it push against the snap of my jeans all the time.

I had to take mine out when I had Connor and it never went back in. now I have a horrible looking scar hole thing, but I can't put a ring in anymore, it sealed up. I may have it re-pierced after this baby...

This made me laugh this morning... I think this may be the long lost twin of my son, who just last night had an in depth conversation with me in the bathroom about penises and vaginas... (which I was totally unprepared for) LoL:

A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. By
> > Shannon
> Popkin
> >
> > My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate
> > and
> does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in
> the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window.
> >
> > People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a
> just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the
> volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing
> times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked
> by a not-so-audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last
> week at Costco.
> >
> > Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took
> > Cade
> with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the
> restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from
> the second to the last stall:
> >
> > "Mommy, are you gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting
> > toiwet
> paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on da toiwet paper now?
> Mommy, what are you doing? Mommy, are you gonna go stinkies on the potty?"
> >
> > At this point I started mentally counting how many women had
> > been in
> the bathroom when I walked in. Several stalls were full.. 4? 5? Maybe
> we could wait until they all left before I had to make my debut out of
> this stall and reveal my identity.
> >
> > Cade continued, "Mommy, you ARE going stinkies aren't you?
> > Oh,
> dats a good girl, Mommy! Are you gonna get some candy for going
> stinkies on the potty? Let me see doze stinkies, Mommy! Oh .. Mommy!
> I'm trying to see in dere. Oh! I see dem. Dat is a very good girl,
> Mommy. You are gonna get some candy!"
> >
> > I heard a few faint chuckles coming from the stalls on either
> > side
> of me. Where is a screaming newborn when you need her? Good grief.
> This was really getting embarrassing. I was definitely waiting a long
> time before exiting.
> >
> > Trying to divert him, I said, "Why don't you look in
> > Mommy's
> purse and see if you can find some candy. We'll both have some!"
> >
> > "No, I'm trying to see doze more stinkies. Oh! Mommy!" He
> started to gag at this point. "Uh oh, Mommy. I fink I'm gonna frow up.
> Mommy, doze stinkies are making me frow up!! Dat is so gross!!" As the
> gags became louder, so did the chuckles outside my stall. I quickly
> flushed the toilet in hopes of changing the subject. I began to reason
> with myself: OK. There are four other toilets. If I count four
> flushes, I can be reasonably assured that those who overheard this
> embarrassing monologue will be long gone.
> >
> > "Mommy! Would you get off the potty, now? I want you to be
> done going stinkies! Get up! Get up!" He grunted as he tried to pull
> me off. Now I could hear full-blown laughter. I bent down to count the
> feet outside my door.
> >
> > "Oh, are you wooking under dere, Mommy? You wooking under
> > da
> door? What were you wooking at, Mommy? You wooking at the wady's feet?"
> More laughter. I stood inside the locked door and tried to assess the
> situation.
> >
> > "Mommy, it's time to wash our hands, now. We have to go
> > out
> now, Mommy." He started pounding on the door. "Mommy, don't you want
> to wash your hands? I want to go out!!"
> >
> > I saw that my "wait 'em out" plan was unraveling. As I
> sheepishly opened the door, and found an open sink, I thought, Where's
> the fine print on the 'motherhood contract' where I signed away every
> bit of my privacy?
> >
> > But as my little boy gave me a big, cheeky grin while he
> rubbed bubbly soap between his chubby little hands, I thought, I'd
> sign it all away again, just to be known as Mommy to this little fellow.
> >
> > (Shannon Popkin is a freelance writer and mother of three. She
> > lives
> with her family in Grand Rapids, Michigan, where she no longer uses
> public restrooms.)

Shannon is a great gal!! (I grew up in GR)

I love that story, it is always great for a laugh.

I was rolling at it this morning...

Oh, I LOVE it.

I don't know Shannon personally, but she has a big following in GR.

I bet. I love hearing stories about other people's kids (im sure that isn't only what she writes about) it makes me feel less embarrassed about mine.. LOL.

Good morning guys, don't have much time to catch up. Hope all is well. It is going to be 100 degrees again!

Woo wee hot! We had a cold front move through so I think we are sitting at 75/80 right now. But it is also raining... lol

100, where are you again start? It will only be in the mid 80s here, that is unusual for Tenn, but we have rain here too. I guess we won't be going to the zoo today.

It's cooler here today... only 80 for a high.

I'm in a turtleneck and jeans here at work, though... the AC blasts at about 50 all day!

I hate it when the office is so cold you have to wear winter clothes in summer.

Yes, I remember working in our office in Alaska and In the winter I would have the fan on full blast and the summer I would wear 10 layers. "just in case"... Sorry Synnen.

Oh, I miss Alaska terribly!!

I only miss the wonderful people that were my friends and family. I loved it don't get me wrong, The family made a wonderful change coming here... I might be going there soon, would you like me to grab anything for you? I would be happy tooo.

Some SNOW! LOL

The Kenai River... Montana Creek...

Just to name a few

Montana creek?? I can't believe you know about Montana River, what about Tazmania River... How about some Copper River or Anchor Point?

Copper River, heck yeah, we would go camping there and at Montana Creek, near the moose dropping festival, what town was that? Oh, yeah Talkeetna

Gah

So busy today.

I reconnected with an old friend a couple weeks ago, and he's going through some relationship problems... it's so weird to talk to him, but great too. We lost touch for about 10 years there.

It's always neat to reconnect. I found an old friend I had lost over 20 years ago.

Wow, that is really cool. Hmmm who would I want to connect with if I had a choice?? Too cool

Sorry... didn't mean to interrupt the conversation that was going on... I just can't keep up today, thought that wsa pretty cool about my friend, interjected my non sequitor, and now I'm running off again!

Wheeeee!

You didn't interrupt. I went to Alaska last year and saw a few people I knew from high school, brought back a bunch of old crazy memories. It was really great but I wouldn't stay in contact with those ones for sure...

I want to go to Alaska... so many places I want to see so little time to do it.

Hi everybody! Just wanted to drop into this bin before it fills up and say "hello!"

I've had to work this week - it is as unpleasant as I recalled! Although filling in for someone else seems to make the day go faster.

Hope everyone is well!

I always wanted to visit "middle" America... West coast two states in is as far as I have been... Can't wait for the traveling days!!

Take a drive and visit me, you'll see ALL kinds of things. I have been all over the east coast and into the plains, but never any where out west.

Or you can watch the movie Elizabethtown... that took place right here... lol... I have romped and played in that hotel many times... and the airport.. LOL

Dammit, sorry about the double post... I was doing so well too.

Hey Emland, glad to see you... Yes Al I will be there in a few...

Kodachrooooooome! Give us those nice bright colors, give us the greens of summers, make us think all the world's a sunny day oh yeah!

I'm so wired this afternoon.

Kodachrooooooome! Give us those nice bright colors, give us the greens of summers, make us think all the world's a sunny day oh yeah!

I'm so wired this afternoon.


Are you talking about film?

I'm singing Paul Simon

Oh. I haven't heard that song. But I'm not a huge paul simon fan either. I like simon and garfunkel (sp?) OK, but Paul by himself not so much. Although I do like the song Father and Daughter...

I thought you were talking about kodachrome - the film you use in old motion picture cameras... LOL...

Well, that's what the song is about, technically.

PS... that's a Simon and Garfunkel song. It's on "Live at Central Park".

PPS... how can you NOT be a Paul Simon fan? That's like hating the Beatles.

Really? Maybe I just didn't recognize it... hmm... Ill have to go through my cds when I get home...

I LOVE the Beatles... but some of Paul Simon's solo work, I'm just not a fan of..

I have been meaning to say this since you added it AL< YOUR SSUPER POWER is sooooo cool. I would have never thought of making milk a super power but it really truly is. I am proud to say I have been a super hero four time, I only used my powers for two of those times though... LOL
My ex husband is that low talking Merl Haggard... I know I am weird but he could sing me to sleep any time...

Here's the song Synn was talking about Al.

QXZTBu_3ioI

J... I adore you.

Back atcha MUWAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Oh, that one is with Maybelline at the end too.

Oops, I double posted, better go fix it.

J_9 - I can't watch at work... I will have to wait until I get home... boo. But thanks! You rock at You tube!

Start - You can grow people... thats another superpower... so actually you used it all four times. LOL.

LMAO, I grew 4 people, made milk for 2, and had pacifiers for 1.

You guys are great. Dishes and laundry needs to be started. I haven't done laundry in a day and a half and holy CRAP there is a bunch to doooo

I um... I can um...

/slinks back to her corner to hide her lack of superpowers

You have plenty of superpowers Synn...

LOL... I'm great at being a , I guess!

SuperBeotch!

Screw that Synnnnnnn, you changed my life and made me behave! That is for sure a super power...

Made you behave? LOL, you blush when we talk dirty!!

*I* changed your life?

Honey... YOU changed your life. I just try to help people help themselves.

Shush, J, I am talking about being such a prude and being so hard headed... She made me think about the lives I can connect with and the people I can meet even though they think differently than me. She also makes me think about getting kinky with my husband. (like last night) quietly thinks no one else can see her write that... There are lot's of super powers that she has.. Thanks Synnnn. I am blushing but who cares... See your powers worked

YAY Start!!

Ohhhh don't you think for a moment you had nothing to do with it, J_9, CBW, or Alkaline Angel... Oh crap and Nos too.

Who ME?? LMAO, not innocent little ole me

MmmHHHHHHHmmmmmm... darts back to the stupid laundry room. Synn you notice I said stupid. LOL

Oh my.

It was the blindfold thing, wasnt' it?

When you ladies get home you have to check out this YouTube. This man is HOT, I mean ON FIRE!!

Gets me we... NM wouldn't want to embarrass Start LMAO

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I love this song, I have been replaying this song all day. Weird. I miss my son and he made this CD for me... Thanks, I am not blushing I am tearing up. Rough times bring emotions out in me. Laundry I knowwww

By the way it is a hot video and I am getting good at not blushing...

The song makes me think of my Dad, but I just don't tear up anymore. I am over it now.

Go to the laundry room WOMAN

Too late already did. I only tear up because my emotions are running high. Don't F--- with start... that is how I am feeling POOR KIDS! LOL. I am fine a laps in my little day. That's all. Grady has been gone this whole week at camp. I miss him and hope for some reason that being at camp makes him realize he can't talk back to me anymore. LOLOLOL

I'm an angel, I don't know what your talking about... this baby miraculously appeared in my womb... :rolleyes:

Synnen - You are Super Sexpert!! Your superpower is single handedly making it possible for me to laugh under any circumstances!! :)

Im so excited to hear these songs when I get home... T-minus 3 hours until Harry potter :D

OK great, thanks now I am tearing up too. It doesn't help because I know I am PMSING. Why do some of the ones we love have to be soooo far away? Why do they?? SO FAR AWAY< for far toooo long... damn that sucks.

Okay, I'll change the pace a bit.

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OK I am ready to go the bar now, THANK YOU!! ROCK ON I love this FU@@ING song!! LOVE IT LOVE IT

I love it tooo. I am all over Puddle of Mudd. My husbands best friends brother was in their band but got too fu--ed on crack to continue the ride out to stardome...

Hi all... how's things in the bin? I haven't been feeling all that great today... Your going to like the harry potter movie al... lol. I went on Wednesday. I think they left some important stuff out of the movie that were in the book but you'll have to judge for yourself... Anything new in here? Are we still lewd, crewd and socially screwed.

Well, speaking for myself only... I'm just socially screwed.

I'd NEVER be lewd or crude.

Ha lewd and crude are my middle names :D

Personally I am NONE of those. LOL

Oh j why do you disappear when stuff happens...

Is everything OK?

Yeah just fine hunn, how's you?

Fine. I feel really stupid though, I just tapped the bum of one of the boys. OMG that is so against the rules. I don't think I did anything wrong I just feel like crap cause I broke the rules...

But I reappear when you desperately need me.

Oh good grief we had a lot worse as kids and it didn't do us any harm don't get beating yourself up over it sweety.

But I reappear when you desperately need me.

That's because you felt me tugging on the pod lol

Oh good grief we had alot worse as kids and it didnt do us any harm dont get beating yourself up over it sweety.
I know, I don't mind giving my own kids swats... Don't get me wrong. I just told their mom that I did, she just came and got them and she just said the same thing. Thanks. Get on with it you naughty girls... I will be on the sidlines looking on. Good night. And yes J, you seem to be around when it counts the most...

Hehehehehehe well you go heck lady you have half a football team living in your house how you don't have them all super glued to the spot ill never know lol

hehehehehehe well you go heck lady you have half a football team living in your house how you dont have them all super glued to the spot ill never know lol
LMAO!! My son says since he hasn't had computer time, he wants it NOW! I will let him, toodles.

Another great song...

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I'm a cucumber! I'm a cucumber!

(yeah... ya'll would be scared by my playlist)

Like what is on your playlist?

hitting random, here are the next 10 songs:

1. Seven Bridges Road - the Eagles
2. I get a Kick Out of You - Rosemary Clooney
3. I'd do it again - Gordon Lightfoot
4. The Pascagoula Run (Live) - Jimmy Buffet
5. Welcome to This World - Primus
6. Golden Ticket - From Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory soundtrack
7. Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
8. O Eh Er Svo Svong! - Bellatrix
9. Big Love - Fleetwood Mac
10. One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head

Okay, so that wasn't THAT weird. I have something like 6 Dr. Demento albums, plus things like "The Brak Album", Bloodhound Gang, Belly dance music, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, the Dan Band... I own about 1000 cds, so my playlist is HUGE.

That's not bad!! I love those!

I LOVE Dr. Demento! Woooo Hoooo

My playlist is pretty big, in large part because I ripped about 70% of Synn's CDs when I visited them a couple years ago. That plus my previous collection, and a bunch of stuff I jacked from my old roommate makes for a decent selection.

Let's see... first ten songs on random:

Muddy Waters: Whiskey Blues
Dr John: Deal (Grateful Dead tribute album)
Mighty Mighty Bosstones: Awfully Quiet
Prince: Little Red Corvette
They Might Be Giants: Twisting
Desmend Dekker: Israelites
Chicago: Feeling Stronger Every Day
Weird Al: Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
Warren Zevon: Ain't That Pretty At Al
Daft Punk: Revolution 909

It gets really weird when it gets into some of the stuff from the roommate... we took his dad's collection of bluegrass on vinyl and turned it into MP3s at one point, so you got some nice stuff in there, and we always had plenty of techno and hip-hop for when we turned the dorms into a club.

LMAO Syn you have willy wonkas golden ticket oh my flipping word now I know your mental.

I have a LOT of soundtracks... including both "Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

Gordon Lightfoot... best name ever

Oh I LOVE gordon lightfoot!

Amazing you know the name Wizz. LOL

I'm a connoisseur of awesome names, james jingle-heir smith, leo mizzoni, the list goes on and on lol

How about Enigma?

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You deserve a lot of credit to pull this video out of you back pocket lol

LOL trust me wizz that isn't where she pulled it from giggle

Haddaway?

YouTube - Haddaway-What is Love? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsCXZczTQXo)

Lol it still was impressive though

Wizz, go to the Reply button then click on the Red TUBE button. From there you C&P the numbers and letters behind the = on YouTube and there you go!

Like this

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Let's see if it works nsCXZczTQXo

You're a genius

YAY, you did it!!

My current favorite song. May change in an hour or so LOL

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Want to die laughing? If so, watch this...

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Im doing a happy dance we just rang the shelter guess who is coming to live with us tomorrow :D I'm so excited we are going to be the proud new owners of fly the cat :D hehehehehehehehehehe woooooo hooooooo

CONGRATS!! That is wonderful. I just knew Fly would come home to live with you!!

Hehehehehehehehehe I'm really rather excited bless him, the guy that had him reserved first didn't show up yesterday and when the sanctuary rang them and asked when they would be seeing him again to make there decision he was like oh in about 2 weeks so she told him no chance I'm not holding him that long he has a home waiting now so we won :D

That is really great. See I told you that you would end up with him.

We are going to get him after the scan tomorrow we will come home have lunch then go get the kitty :D

Yay! That's so awesome!

Woo hoo!

So, how was Harry Potter? We went to see Transformers today. Little J LOVED it!!
So did I actually. We are going to have to buy it when it comes out.

Transformers is incredible... seriously one of the best action movies I have seen in a long while

Sheesh, we took Little J, he is 5, he sat there mesmerized the entire time. One of the best flicks I have seen in quite a while.

Haver you seen Harry Potter yet? Any good? Would a 5 year old get into it?

I am going to take the kids to Transformers...
I need torave a little. I splurged and got new dish towels and washclothes. Oh and I got bath hand towels and wash clothes... Sorry that is very exciting! Have a great night.
AL, I hope you loved the movie. CBW... Happy for you about the kitty... So happy little Millie is going to be so sweet with it...

Morning Ladys just to let you know scan went well all is measuring correctly and alive :D

Morning you'uns.

Glad to hear the scan went well CBW. Are you going to find out if it is a boy or a girl?

Morning Nos, how did the weekend treat you?

Weekend? I work weekends.

Saturday night, we had management screwups all night long (Class A entertainment for the rest of us, but we did have to put the manager on suicide watch cause his job is on the line anyway), then last night I had women trying to beat me up over a sharpie all night long... classic good times!

I don't think that it was the SHARPIE they wanted from you...

SHARPIE!? :eek: :p

Yeah, that lesbian chick totally wants my body.

She even said she'd go into my pants after the sharpie, cause she's not afraid of penis.

...


Are we supposed to be impressed, Brat?

Yeah, and your point...

I'm not a lesbian and I'm not afraid either.

Yeah...

Well, I might be afraid of YOU, Nos, but not of penises (peni?) in general.

Hey, you're the one who implied it wasn't about the Sharpie... I was being facetious about the fact that the lesbian wanted me :P

I think you might have an exaggerated opinion of women in general.

For example... you think ALL of them want you.

No I don't.

I've ticked off a few of them enough that they don't want me. :)