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Monkey business
Definitely the news of the week . Forget about the shut down . A truck load of aggressive monkeys from a Tulane U lab overturned and the monkeys escaped . Initial reporting was that they had everything from covid to herpes .
“The monkeys are approximately 40lbs, they are aggressive to humans and they require [personal protective equipment] to handle,” read the department’s social media post.
Herpes heh ? Everyone knows monkeys are party animals ! Then they started damage control . Nothing hazardous here !
and they have not been exposed to any infectious agent
Yeah ;we've heard that tale about escapees from a lab before . And they went all PC “
Non-human primates at the Tulane National Biomedical Research Center are provided to other research organizations to advance scientific discovery,”
They ended up killing them all because of the threat Escaped monkeys 'destroyed' after Mississippi police are mistakenly told they're a danger But if all they had was covid ;couldn't they just tell them wear a mask ;take a vax ,and remote school ? |
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