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    Nov 18, 2009, 03:56 AM
    Cinderella
    Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she had her period and had ran out of tampons. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin into a tampon.

    Before Cinderella went off to the ball the Fairy Godmother warned her and said "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good!". Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

    Midnight comes along and there was no sight of Cinderella. Then 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

    The next morning Cinderella walks through the door and the Fairy Godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?"
    To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we started getting physical. His name was Peter Peter....."



    :D Sarah
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    Nov 18, 2009, 04:07 AM
    I think Mother Goose threw up a little then. Good one.
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    Nov 18, 2009, 04:21 AM

    Took me a minute to get it, good one :D
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    Nov 18, 2009, 06:14 AM

    Sorry, I don't get it... I know it has to do with 'Peter Peter' but I sort of don't see what word it sounds like... :(
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    Nov 18, 2009, 06:41 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Sorry, I don't get it... I know it has to do with 'Peter Peter' but I sort of don't see what word it sounds like... :(

    It's a children's nursery rhyme... 'peter peter the pumpkin eater'

    Sorry don't know the rest.
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    Nov 18, 2009, 06:53 AM

    Omg! Lol, I get it now, thanks Red! :)
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    Nov 18, 2009, 07:41 AM
    You naughty, naughty, little girl, Sarah.

    I always loved pumpkin pie, myself.
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    Nov 18, 2009, 07:43 AM

    Uh ho... I hope don't think of that joke when you eat pumpkin pie :eek:
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    Nov 18, 2009, 08:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Uh ho... I hope don't think of that joke when you eat pumpkin pie :eek:
    I was counting on it, actually. Cinderella was hot in all the books I ever saw.
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    Nov 18, 2009, 09:18 AM

    For those of you who don't know:

    Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
    Had a wife but couldn't keep her;
    He put her in a pumpkin shell
    And there he kept her very well.
    Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
    Had another and didn't love her;
    Peter learned to read and spell,
    And then he loved her very well

    ---hehehe apparently Peter's other was Cinderella! :eek:


    Sarah
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    Nov 18, 2009, 09:22 AM
    ---hehehe apparently Peter's other was Cinderella!

    It must have been the shoes.
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    Nov 18, 2009, 09:23 AM

    Peter unleashed his foot fetish after he threw the old bat in the pumpkin :D

    Sarah


    psst here it is for those of you who don't know who Peter is :


    Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
    Had a wife but couldn't keep her;
    He put her in a pumpkin shell
    And there he kept her very well.
    Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
    Had another and didn't love her;
    Peter learned to read and spell,
    And then he loved her very well
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    Nov 18, 2009, 08:50 PM
    I really don't need to think about Cinderella with a pumpkin up her 'who who', but at least Peter Peter was good with it.:D
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    Nov 18, 2009, 09:10 PM

    LMAO... naughty sarah :cool:
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    Nov 18, 2009, 09:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    LMAO......................naughty sarah :cool:
    Have you known me any different...

    Teheee

    [finger in mouth: bum raised for a spank]


    Sarah
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    Nov 19, 2009, 04:22 PM
    That joke is a timeless classic.
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