Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she had her period and had ran out of tampons. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin into a tampon.

Before Cinderella went off to the ball the Fairy Godmother warned her and said "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good!". Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along and there was no sight of Cinderella. Then 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

The next morning Cinderella walks through the door and the Fairy Godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?"
To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we started getting physical. His name was Peter Peter....."



:D Sarah

I think Mother Goose threw up a little then. Good one.

Took me a minute to get it, good one :D

Sorry, I don't get it... I know it has to do with 'Peter Peter' but I sort of don't see what word it sounds like... :(

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Sorry, I don't get it... I know it has to do with 'Peter Peter' but I sort of don't see what word it sounds like... :(

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It's a children's nursery rhyme... 'peter peter the pumpkin eater'

Sorry don't know the rest.

Omg! Lol, I get it now, thanks Red! :)

You naughty, naughty, little girl, Sarah.

I always loved pumpkin pie, myself.

Uh ho... I hope don't think of that joke when you eat pumpkin pie :eek:

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Uh ho... I hope don't think of that joke when you eat pumpkin pie :eek:

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I was counting on it, actually. Cinderella was hot in all the books I ever saw.

For those of you who don't know:

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn't keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had another and didn't love her;
Peter learned to read and spell,
And then he loved her very well

---hehehe apparently Peter's other was Cinderella! :eek:


Sarah

---hehehe apparently Peter's other was Cinderella!

It must have been the shoes.

Peter unleashed his foot fetish after he threw the old bat in the pumpkin :D

Sarah


psst here it is for those of you who don't know who Peter is :


Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn't keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had another and didn't love her;
Peter learned to read and spell,
And then he loved her very well

I really don't need to think about Cinderella with a pumpkin up her 'who who', but at least Peter Peter was good with it.:D

LMAO... naughty sarah :cool:

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LMAO......................naughty sarah :cool:

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Have you known me any different...

Teheee

[finger in mouth: bum raised for a spank]


Sarah

That joke is a timeless classic.