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    Nov 2, 2006, 08:35 AM
    Just because you can't see it...
    SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
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    > One Nation, "Under God".
    >
    > One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
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    > classroom. The teacher was going to explain
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    > evolution to the children. The teacher asked
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    > a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree
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    > outside?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Yes.
    >
    >
    > TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
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    > outside?
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    >
    > TOMMY: Yes.
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    >
    > TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
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    > if you can see the sky.
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    >
    > TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes
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    > later) Yes, I saw the sky.
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    >
    > TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
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    >
    > TOMMY: No.
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    >
    > TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see
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    > God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
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    > doesn't exist.
    >
    > A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the
    > !
    > boy some questions.
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    >
    > The teacher agreed and the little girl asked
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    > the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree
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    > outside?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Yes.
    >
    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass
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    > outside?
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    >
    > TOMMY: Yessssss!
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    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
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    >
    > TOMMY: Yessssss!
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    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the
    >
    > teacher?
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    >
    > TOMMY: Yes
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    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
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    >
    > TOMMY: No
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    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
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    > were taught today in school, she possibly
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    > may not even have one!
    >
    >
    > (You Go Girl!)

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