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  • Nov 2, 2006, 08:35 AM
    talaniman
    Just because you can't see it...
    SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
    >
    > One Nation, "Under God".
    >
    > One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
    >
    > classroom. The teacher was going to explain
    >
    > evolution to the children. The teacher asked
    >
    > a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree
    >
    > outside?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Yes.
    >
    >
    > TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
    >
    > outside?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Yes.
    >
    >
    > TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
    >
    > if you can see the sky.
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes
    >
    > later) Yes, I saw the sky.
    >
    >
    > TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: No.
    >
    >
    > TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see
    >
    > God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
    >
    > doesn't exist.
    >
    > A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the
    > !
    > boy some questions.
    >
    >
    > The teacher agreed and the little girl asked
    >
    > the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree
    >
    > outside?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Yes.
    >
    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass
    >
    > outside?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Yessssss!
    >
    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Yessssss!
    >
    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the
    >
    > teacher?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: Yes
    >
    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
    >
    >
    > TOMMY: No
    >
    >
    > LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
    >
    > were taught today in school, she possibly
    >
    > may not even have one!
    >
    >
    > (You Go Girl!)

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