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    sergie Posts: 149, Reputation: 15
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    Oct 2, 2009, 01:03 AM
    Lets lighten up your day!
    I have some amusing stuff. Hope somebody, at least will like it. :D, he he I took it from net.

    What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
    A.Both are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!!


    What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
    A.They can both smell it but can’t eat it.


    Why is sex similar to shaving?
    A.Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u have to do it again


    What is height of Secrecy?
    A. Offering blank visiting cards.


    Q. What is height of Craziness?
    A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


    Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?
    A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her
    Last.


    Q. What is height of Honesty?
    A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket


    Q. What is height of Suicide?
    A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.


    Q. What is height of Isolation?
    A. Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.


    Height of Patience :
    A naked gal lying beneath a bana tree, waiting for a banana to fall at the right place.

    Height of Success :
    The banana falls at the right place.

    Height of Tragedy :
    The entire banana tree falls at the right place.


    Height of desperation??
    A vampire sucking blood from a sanitory napkin...


    :p:p:p
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    Oct 6, 2009, 01:41 AM
    Hi, sergie!

    Oh, those were very bad, very bad! I won't tell you in which way, though. Some of them were definitely okay, though...

    I did get a chuckle out of a few of them!

    Thanks!
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    Oct 6, 2009, 01:55 PM
    Loved the first one, after that they got kind of sophmoric.
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    sergie Posts: 149, Reputation: 15
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    Oct 6, 2009, 08:28 PM

    My sincerest apology, to Clough, Catsmine and others who will read, and those who had already read, I didn't think much before I posted them. The sooner I posted them, I wanted to delete them, but didn't find any method to delete!
    My humblest and sincerest apologies to all guests, members and administrators again!!
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    Oct 6, 2009, 09:37 PM

    I liked them...

    I can see there humor, but also I would recommend appropriateness.
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    Oct 7, 2009, 02:26 AM
    No need for apologies, different people find different things funny. Will Rogers got away with some pretty lame jokes because he chose to make fun of politicians, who will always be a target. That's why I liked your first one.

    Sex is reputed to be the oldest funny subject, but you can get gross fast.

    The "height of ..." lines were cute, but too many. Very high burnout factor, although the tree falling in the right spot was good.
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