[Catsmine]

A blonde walks into a doctor's office for an insurance physical wearing the ubiquitous iPod phones. The doctor finally comes in, pokes, prods, applies cold things to sensitive places, and performs the normal indignitiesof a physical. The doctor saves the ears for last in deference to the iPod, then says "Take the phones out while I get the otoscope. "

While the doctor's back is turned, there's a loud thump, and he turns around and the blonde has passed out. He grabs the phones away to find out what's wrong and hears

"Breathe ... Breathe ... Breathe..."

[mudweiser]

Haha that joke reminds me of this commercial

Library Blonde

Sarah

[Catsmine]

But note that mine is not a sexist joke. Nowhere is the blonde's gender mentioned.

[Krazi]

Here's one..

Why is the blonde woman belly button bruised?
Because men can be blonde too.
:D