A blonde walks into a doctor's office for an insurance physical wearing the ubiquitous iPod phones. The doctor finally comes in, pokes, prods, applies cold things to sensitive places, and performs the normal indignitiesof a physical. The doctor saves the ears for last in deference to the iPod, then says "Take the phones out while I get the otoscope. "

While the doctor's back is turned, there's a loud thump, and he turns around and the blonde has passed out. He grabs the phones away to find out what's wrong and hears

"Breathe ... Breathe ... Breathe..."

Haha that joke reminds me of this commercial

Library Blonde

Sarah

But note that mine is not a sexist joke. Nowhere is the blonde's gender mentioned.

Here's one..

Why is the blonde woman belly button bruised?
Because men can be blonde too.
:D