A blonde walks into a doctor's office for an insurance physical wearing the ubiquitous iPod phones. The doctor finally comes in, pokes, prods, applies cold things to sensitive places, and performs the normal indignitiesof a physical. The doctor saves the ears for last in deference to the iPod, then says "Take the phones out while I get the otoscope. "
While the doctor's back is turned, there's a loud thump, and he turns around and the blonde has passed out. He grabs the phones away to find out what's wrong and hears
"Breathe ... Breathe ... Breathe..."