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  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:31 PM
    Catsmine
    Ultimate blonde
    A blonde walks into a doctor's office for an insurance physical wearing the ubiquitous iPod phones. The doctor finally comes in, pokes, prods, applies cold things to sensitive places, and performs the normal indignitiesof a physical. The doctor saves the ears for last in deference to the iPod, then says "Take the phones out while I get the otoscope. "

    While the doctor's back is turned, there's a loud thump, and he turns around and the blonde has passed out. He grabs the phones away to find out what's wrong and hears

    "Breathe ... Breathe ... Breathe..."
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:37 PM
    mudweiser

    Haha that joke reminds me of this commercial

    Library Blonde

    Sarah
  • Apr 19, 2009, 03:06 AM
    Catsmine
    But note that mine is not a sexist joke. Nowhere is the blonde's gender mentioned.
  • May 1, 2009, 05:18 PM
    Krazi

    Here's one..

    Why is the blonde woman belly button bruised?
    Because men can be blonde too.
    :D

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