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    rex123 Posts: 766, Reputation: 100
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    Aug 18, 2008, 06:33 AM
    Redneck jokes
    I love redneck jokes so here's a few to share:
    1) If you take your dog for a walk and fight over the same tree... You might be a redneck
    2) If you have been accused of lying through your tooth... You might be a redneck
    3) If you walk your son to school everyday, because you're both in the same grade... You might be a redneck.
    4) If your idea of a thanksgiving dinner is hittin' a deer at 65 km/h... You might be a redneck
    5) If your idea of a bridal shower includes getting wet... You might be a redneck

    Here's one for you mom:
    If you wonder how thems bathrooms at those gas stations are kept so clean there's no doubt about it you are definitely a redneck!! :p

    Of and just so you know there are 2 things you will never hear a redneck say:
    1) Them tires are to big!
    2) Duck tape won't fix that.
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    Aug 18, 2008, 08:08 AM
    *chuckle* :)
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    Dec 27, 2008, 06:54 AM

    Very funny. Thanks for a good laugh
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    Dec 27, 2008, 10:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by rex123 View Post
    I love redneck jokes so here's a few to share:

    4) If your idea of a thanksgiving dinner is hittin' a deer at 65 km/h... You might be a redneck
    Must be a Canadian redneck, you just used tha metric system! :D

    That's al'right, I'd still share my sweet ice tea with you!!
    I like these!

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