I love redneck jokes so here's a few to share:
1) If you take your dog for a walk and fight over the same tree... You might be a redneck
2) If you have been accused of lying through your tooth... You might be a redneck
3) If you walk your son to school everyday, because you're both in the same grade... You might be a redneck.
4) If your idea of a thanksgiving dinner is hittin' a deer at 65 km/h... You might be a redneck
5) If your idea of a bridal shower includes getting wet... You might be a redneck
Here's one for you mom:
If you wonder how thems bathrooms at those gas stations are kept so clean there's no doubt about it you are definitely a redneck!! :p
Of and just so you know there are 2 things you will never hear a redneck say:
1) Them tires are to big!
2) Duck tape won't fix that.
