[Homegirl 50]

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two
Female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack
(Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was
Decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys
Would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
Outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her
That none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with
Their pants, and began hoisting the little boy's up one by one holding
Onto their wee wees to direct the flow. As she lifted one, she couldn't
Help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to
Show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 4th
Grade.'

'No, ma'am, ' he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow
In the seventh.

[Alty]

LMAO, that was farking great! I can actually see it in my head, get out, get out! :)

[friend4u178]

LOL... very funny :)

Here's another Jockey joke.


Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, the jockey is well ahead of the field. Suddenly he's hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he goes over the last fence. With great skill he manages to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he's struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeds in coming only second. He immediately goes to the stewards to complain that he has been seriously hampered. -

[starbuck8]

You guys are too funny!

[Homegirl 50]

LOL.............very funny :)

Here's another Jockey joke.


Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, the jockey is well ahead of the field. Suddenly he’s hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he goes over the last fence. With great skill he manages to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he’s struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. thus distracted, he succeeds in coming only second. He immediately goes to the stewards to complain that he has been seriously hampered. -

OK, I have tried, but I'm not getting this. Please explain this to me!

[starbuck8]

OK, I have tried, but I'm not getting this. Please explain this to me!

You know when at C'mas time, some people get C'mas hampers filled with food? The food was flying at him, so he was hampered. I would assume that's what it meant. :D

[Homegirl 50]

Thanks. I guess it is a cultural thing. I have never heard of a Christmas hamper, but your explanation in that light makes sense.

[Homegirl 50]

friend4u178, your joke about the jockey has been the subject of quite a few e-mails today. Someone from So.Africa explained the joke to me and I found it quite humorous.
Nice Joke

[friend4u178]

friend4u178, your joke about the jockey has been the subject of quite a few e-mails today. Someone from So.Africa explained the joke to me and I find it quite humorous.
Nice Joke

LOL... thanks HG , I'm glad you liked it :)

Oh and thanks starby for explaining :)