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    May 27, 2008, 05:50 PM
    Gorilla cage
    A zoo keeper, on his first day on the job, is cleaning out the gorilla cage when he discovers that the gorilla is dead! He immediately tell his boss and asks him what to do. His boss tells him 'The zoo will be opening in less then an hour, so you'd better go down to the fancy dress shop and get a gorilla costume.' 'DO WHAT?' the man says disbelievingly. 'You heard me!' says the boss.

    So later that day he's dressed in a gorilla costume and sitting in the cage while a large group of kids are looking at him. He decides to try swinging on the tier swing. 'Swing higher, swing higher!! ' the kids shout, so he starts swinging even higher. 'Higher, HIGHER!' the kids shout, until he swings so high that he goes flying out of his own cage and into the lion's cage!

    After getting his bearings and seeing where he is, he goes running up to the bars shouting 'Help! HELP! Get me out of HERE! ' The lion then shouts' Shut up stupid, or you'll get us both fired!'
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    May 27, 2008, 08:46 PM
    Ha Ha nice one :)
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    May 28, 2008, 09:19 AM
    LOL good one!
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    May 28, 2008, 02:33 PM
    hahaha---> I bet the little kids are saying,
    "MOM, LOOK THEY'RE SPEAKING! And you told me talking animals are only in movies!"

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