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May 15, 2008, 10:00 PM
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Man with no ears!
Sadly, Tony was born without ears, and though he proved to be
Successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.
One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up
Three interviews.
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was
Very interesting, but at the end of the interview, Tony asked him, 'Do
You notice anything different about me?' 'Why, yes, I couldn't help but
Notice that you have no ears,' came the reply.
Tony did not appreciate his honesty and threw him out of the office
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than
The first guy. But he asked her the same question: 'Do you notice
Anything different about me?'
'Well,' she said stammering, 'you have no ears.'
Tony again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch. He was a
Young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart, he was
Handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two
Put together.
Tony was anxious, but asked the young man the same
Question:
'Do you notice anything different about me?'
Much to his surprise, the young man answered, 'Yes, you wear contact
Lenses, don't you?'
Tony was shocked and realised this was an incredibly observant person.
'How in the world did you know that?', he asked.
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
'Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f**king ears! '
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 12:27 AM
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I love it!!
That's hilarious!!
I'm in the field of eyes in healthcare, and really appreciated that joke...
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 12:28 AM
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I wonder who got hired though!
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May 16, 2008, 05:26 AM
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As I'm preparing for an interview next week, that was really reassuring... geez lol
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 07:36 PM
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LOL... I just went through 14 interviews...
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Pets Expert
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May 16, 2008, 07:48 PM
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LMAO, good one M! :)
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Ultra Member
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May 16, 2008, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ChihuahuaMomma
LOL...I just went through 14 interviews...
My Geez!! How many cups of coffee have you needed to get through 14!! Lol
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by frangipanis
My Geez!!! How many cups of coffee have you needed to get through 14!!! lol
Not today... in the past five weeks..
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Pets Expert
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May 16, 2008, 07:56 PM
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Beer, beer helps settle the nerves, forget coffee, bubbles and beer, it's all good. :)
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 08:01 PM
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I finally got a job, today was the first day. I wouldn't mind a beer to celebrate!
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Pets Expert
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May 16, 2008, 08:03 PM
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Go for it, you deserve it, here, I'll help;
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 08:04 PM
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Haha, thanks Altenweg.
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Pets Expert
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May 16, 2008, 08:05 PM
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No problem, I had a spare. ;)
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 08:06 PM
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Haha... you're awesome!!
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Pets Expert
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May 16, 2008, 08:10 PM
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Congrats on the new job, I hope that it goes well for you. :)
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 08:16 PM
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Thanks. The first day was good.
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May 16, 2008, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ChihuahuaMomma
I finally got a job, today was the first day. I wouldn't mind a beer to celebrate!
Congratulations CM! And cheers to your first day!
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Vision Expert
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May 16, 2008, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by frangipanis
congratulations CM! and cheers to your first day!
Well thank you!
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Ultra Member
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May 17, 2008, 10:50 AM
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Nice Frined, good one!!
Chihuahaumomma, congrats!!
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Vision Expert
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May 17, 2008, 09:26 PM
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Thanks startover!
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