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  • May 15, 2008, 10:00 PM
    friend4u178
    Man with no ears!
    Sadly, Tony was born without ears, and though he proved to be

    Successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.



    One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up

    Three interviews.



    The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was

    Very interesting, but at the end of the interview, Tony asked him, 'Do

    You notice anything different about me?' 'Why, yes, I couldn't help but

    Notice that you have no ears,' came the reply.

    Tony did not appreciate his honesty and threw him out of the office



    The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than

    The first guy. But he asked her the same question: 'Do you notice

    Anything different about me?'

    'Well,' she said stammering, 'you have no ears.'

    Tony again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.


    The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch. He was a

    Young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart, he was

    Handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two

    Put together.

    Tony was anxious, but asked the young man the same

    Question:

    'Do you notice anything different about me?'

    Much to his surprise, the young man answered, 'Yes, you wear contact

    Lenses, don't you?'

    Tony was shocked and realised this was an incredibly observant person.

    'How in the world did you know that?', he asked.

    The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,



    'Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f**king ears! '
  • May 16, 2008, 12:27 AM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    I love it!!

    That's hilarious!!

    I'm in the field of eyes in healthcare, and really appreciated that joke...

    THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!
  • May 16, 2008, 12:28 AM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    I wonder who got hired though!
  • May 16, 2008, 05:26 AM
    frangipanis
    As I'm preparing for an interview next week, that was really reassuring... geez lol
  • May 16, 2008, 07:36 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    LOL... I just went through 14 interviews...
  • May 16, 2008, 07:48 PM
    Alty
    LMAO, good one M! :)
  • May 16, 2008, 07:53 PM
    frangipanis
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ChihuahuaMomma
    LOL...I just went through 14 interviews...

    My Geez!! How many cups of coffee have you needed to get through 14!! Lol
  • May 16, 2008, 07:54 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frangipanis
    My Geez!!! How many cups of coffee have you needed to get through 14!!! lol

    Not today... in the past five weeks..
  • May 16, 2008, 07:56 PM
    Alty
    Beer, beer helps settle the nerves, forget coffee, bubbles and beer, it's all good. :)
  • May 16, 2008, 08:01 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    I finally got a job, today was the first day. I wouldn't mind a beer to celebrate!
  • May 16, 2008, 08:03 PM
    Alty
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    Go for it, you deserve it, here, I'll help;

    Attachment 8533
  • May 16, 2008, 08:04 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Haha, thanks Altenweg.
  • May 16, 2008, 08:05 PM
    Alty
    No problem, I had a spare. ;)
  • May 16, 2008, 08:06 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Haha... you're awesome!!
  • May 16, 2008, 08:10 PM
    Alty
    Congrats on the new job, I hope that it goes well for you. :)
  • May 16, 2008, 08:16 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Thanks. The first day was good.
  • May 16, 2008, 08:55 PM
    frangipanis
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ChihuahuaMomma
    I finally got a job, today was the first day. I wouldn't mind a beer to celebrate!


    Congratulations CM! And cheers to your first day!
  • May 16, 2008, 09:00 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frangipanis
    congratulations CM! and cheers to your first day!

    Well thank you!
  • May 17, 2008, 10:50 AM
    startover22
    Nice Frined, good one!!
    Chihuahaumomma, congrats!!
  • May 17, 2008, 09:26 PM
    ChihuahuaMomma
    Thanks startover!

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