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    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
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    #1

    Nov 14, 2007, 03:49 PM
    Aren't older women great?
    After being married for 44 years, I took acareful look at my wife one day
    And said,
    "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa
    bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but
    I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
    Now I have a $500,000 house, $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV,
    but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.
    It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
    25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again
    Be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
    And watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

    Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
    Crisis.
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    #2

    Nov 14, 2007, 04:00 PM
    Roflmao. That is priceless!
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    Nov 18, 2007, 04:00 PM
    3 years and 3 kids after I had been married, in 87 my ex told me something similar to that husband.
    I told him take your choice go back to living in the abandoned house or your brothers living room. He quit complaining that he never had any money left after I paid the expenses with the $200. A week he was making.
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    Nov 21, 2007, 06:21 PM
    This is so cute (excuse the cheese) after all those years (yep only been married 10) you guys are still cracking jokes... and what jokes, you should do a double act... you bounce of each other, too cute!! You should also get that copy writed (is this last bit grammatically flawed?) I can see people wanting to steal that... not me not me (",)
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    Nov 22, 2007, 05:19 PM

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