After being married for 44 years, I took acareful look at my wife one day
And said,
"Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa
bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but
I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000 house, $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again
Be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
And watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
Crisis.

Roflmao. That is priceless!

3 years and 3 kids after I had been married, in 87 my ex told me something similar to that husband.
I told him take your choice go back to living in the abandoned house or your brothers living room. He quit complaining that he never had any money left after I paid the expenses with the $200. A week he was making.

This is so cute (excuse the cheese) after all those years (yep only been married 10) you guys are still cracking jokes... and what jokes, you should do a double act... you bounce of each other, too cute!! You should also get that copy writed (is this last bit grammatically flawed?) I can see people wanting to steal that... not me not me (",)

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