[CaptainRich]

A magician booked a gig on a cruise ship and the captain wanted the magician to guard his prized parrot.

But the parrot was a wise guy and every time the magician would do his act, the parrot would tell the audience, "Aaak, it's behind the chair" "Aaak, it's up his sleeve"

Well the magician was getting frustrated with the parrot's antics, so one night he brought a pistol with him and when the parrot opend his mouth, the magician fired at him, but he missed the parrot and the bullet hit a propane tank, and the ship was blown sky-high and sank.

The only survivors were the magician and the parrot, floating in the middle of the ocean on a little piece of wood. The parrot looked around and all he saw was the magician, and he said, "Aaak, OK, I give up. Aaak, where did ya put the ship?"

[retsoksirhc]

Ah hahaha... wow, that's terrible. Hehe...