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    Jul 10, 2007, 10:44 AM
    A normal Swede baby.
    A Swede is drinking in a bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Swedish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Swede just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Swedish baby boy."
    Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"... one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
    Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
    The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Swedish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
    The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
    The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
    The Swedish father takes a long swig of Aquavit, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says...
    "We had him circumcised."
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    Jul 10, 2007, 10:50 AM
    LMFAO!!

    That is a good one Mag.
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    Jul 10, 2007, 11:16 AM
    Hehehe...

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